Chapter 147: Are You Hehe Today?

In the end, Zhang Fang silently accepted the fact that he was about to become smarter, which is really exciting good news! He was already so excited that he burst into tears, his body shook into a twisted shape, and he sincerely greeted Lu Chen's entire family and even the eighteenth generation of his ancestors in his heart.

Then Lu Chen ordered the soldiers to escort Zhang Fang's personal soldiers back, these are all suspects who molested his Aiji, and he naturally has sufficient reasons to lock up and interrogate, including Bai Ping. Bai Ping initially protested strongly, trying to avoid arrest on the grounds that he was a high-ranking general of the Montenegrin Army and that he had to carry out the confidential duties of soliciting prostitution. In this regard, Lu Chen's personal soldiers were very kind and patient, and explained to him five times with solid fists and feet, each time explaining that Bai Ping screamed again and again, and finally almost vomited blood. Simply, Bai Ping is also a reasonable person, and in the end, under the gentle explanation of Lu Chen's personal soldiers, he showed his understanding with a nosebleed, and cried with a handful of nosebleeds and tears, saying that he was always willing to cooperate, and then, he was tied up.

As the initiator of this incident, although Zhang Fang's hands were bloody, like being gnawed by wild dogs, he could not escape the end of arrest. Even if he wanted to find someone to go back and report to his father, Lu Chen did not agree, he said that he would talk to Zhang Yan in person until Zhang Yan talked about anal fissures.

However, Lu Chen was still a very benevolent person in the final analysis, and when he saw that Zhang Fang was covered in blood, he felt compassion, and immediately brought gunpowder, poured it on it, and burned it with fire, sneering......

When the tempting aroma of flesh wafted out, Zhang Fang's hand gradually stopped bleeding. Zhang Fang expressed his gratitude to Lu Chen by crying, and Lu Chen smiled and waved his hand to him. I only felt that the red scarf around my neck was even redder.

"Don't, don't, don't kill me......"

This is a sentence that Zhang Fang endured with blood and tears, exhausted almost his lifelong perseverance, and squeezed out with difficulty, a little vicissitudes, and the bitterness in it is indescribable.

Lu Chen glanced at Zhang Fang with disgust, and said unhappily: "We are civilized people, how can we kill people casually?" ”

Zhang Fang thanked Zhang Fang with tears and laughter, and almost knelt on the ground and hugged his thighs.

Lu Chen said again: "But what you did just now doesn't look like a human being. Robbing people's daughters. Snatch people and love Ji, tsk...... More like some kind of humanoid animal! If you kill it, you can probably do it, right? ”

"I'm human! Don't kill me! I'm human! ”

Zhang Fangdeng's face turned pale, and tears came out of his eyes. The snot is even more bubbling in the nostrils. This shape. It looks a little cute, a little cute......

"Hehe......"

Regarding Zhang Fang's self-identification of his species, Lu Chen only replied with a coquettish and unrestrained laughter. These are the two most creepy words of later generations. Words are like knives. Haw, Zhang Fang was shot with an exclamation mark on his face (note: it's an exclamation mark, not a comma, animals), and he inevitably had a bad premonition in his heart.

In fact, Lu Chen didn't have too evil calculations, he really didn't.

The plan set by Lu Chen and Pang Tong was quite simple, but they wanted to drag Zhang Fang in their hands and blackmail Zhang Yan, and spit out all the grain, grass and weapons that they had deceived him. Moreover, Zhang Fang will not be released until he returns to Yanmen, so as to threaten Zhang Yan's army not to mess around and ensure his safety, that's all.

However, sometimes the plan can't catch up with the changes, and Lu Chen didn't know that he would encounter the most devastating changes since the time crossing.

This change comes from the woman he misses the most! Of course, the woman has not yet appeared.

At this time, Lu Chen saw Zhang Fang's bloody voice, and his heart was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth. However, you can't let outsiders see it, otherwise you will think that Lu Chen did it, and it will not be good to have a cruel reputation after all. Therefore, in order to protect his reputation, Lu Chen had an idea and wrapped Zhang Fang in his scarlet cloak, so that he couldn't see it, anyway, the cloak was redder than blood.

After that, Lu Chen didn't have the time to tease Zhang Fang anymore, because Gongsun Shang, a good friend who was going to visit the kiln with Zhang Fang, came, of course, he heard about the matter, and he came to ask for someone, and his attitude was extremely arrogant. Lu Chen ordered the soldiers to escort Zhang Fang and the others back to the camp, strictly guarded them, and then went to meet Gongsun Shang.

"Lu Chen! Hurry up and release Zhang Fang! ”

Gongsun Shang pushed away Lu Chen's personal soldiers who stopped him, and shouted at Lu Chen in an atmosphere.

The soldiers were furious, but Lu Chen was full of smiles: "Lao Tzu is in a good mood today, don't care, you get out!" Otherwise, Lao Tzu will slap you. ”

Gongsun Shang was stunned, in his own territory, no one dared to talk to him like this. Therefore, Gongsun Shang's small universe exploded, pointing at Lu Chen's nose and scolding.

Lu Chen was angry, and replied with a solemn expression: "Hehe." ”

Gongsun Shang was shocked and shouted, "What do you mean? Zhang Fang is the son of Zhang Yan, the commander of the Montenegrin Army, what right do you have to capture him? What kind of bullshit are you Lu Chen? ”

The soldiers began to fantasize about chopping Gongsun Shang into meat puree and going home to make dumplings, but Gongsun Shang was still unaware.

Lu Chen raised his head proudly: "Hehe." ”

Gongsun Shang turned sideways slightly, as if facing a great enemy: "How dare you ignore my Gongsun Shang?" Do you know where you are now? Yi Jing! It's Lao Tzu's territory! I have tens of thousands of troops, and it is easy to kill you Lu Chen! If you don't want to die, let Zhang Fang go immediately! Otherwise, don't blame Lao Tzu for being polite! ”

Lu Chen: "Hehe. ”

"Don't you dare to send troops to me? Even if Gongsun continues to protect you, I can open the north gate, let Zhang Yan's army enter the city, and kill you, like slaughtering a pig and slaughtering a dog! ”

"Huh."

"Are you laughing at yourself?"

"Huh."

"If you laugh again, Lao Tzu will go and call the soldiers and horses immediately!"

"Huh!"

"You ......"

"Huh."

Gongsun Shang's lips trembled, his waist crossed and panting, it seemed that he was at a loss, every time he said two words, Lao Tzu was half tired to death.

Lu Chen saw that Gongsun was still not going down, so he said: "Say it again, Lao Tzu is in a good mood today, don't beat you, get out." If you don't leave, Lao Tzu will really beat you. ”

Gongsun Shang scolded angrily: "I'll your whole family!" ”

Lu Chen rubbed his wrist, unhappy or angry, and said, "I, Lu Chen, am a reasonable person. So, before hitting you. Let me first talk about two points, why I hit you and why Lao Tzu dared to beat you. First of all, the reason why I hit you is because Lao Tzu doesn't like dogs barking at Lao Tzu, which is why I like to eat dog meat! The second point, the reason why Lao Tzu dares to beat you is because your father's life, the Yijing City where you are located, is brought back by Lao Tzu! Got it? ”

Gongsun Shang was slightly stunned. Apparently the IQ is not enough. Haven't turned a corner yet. At a certain moment, his eyes suddenly widened, as if he had figured out something, and he just wanted to pull out his legs and run away. But it was too late.

Smack-

A crisp slap in the face rang out.

Gongsun Shang turned seven hundred and twenty degrees in the air. Fell to the ground. Wow screamed.

Then, Lu Chen handed over Fang Tian's halberd in his right hand. Lu Chen held the halberd against Gongsun Shang's throat.

Gongsun Shang's screams came to an abrupt end.

Lu Chen said coldly: "Lao Tzu said, never, never, never...... Don't like dog barking, so ......"

Gongsun Shang's face turned pale, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead: "I, I'll shut up!" Shut up! After that, Gongsun Shang really closed his mouth tightly, not daring to spit out another word, and said in his heart, this killing billet won't kill the red eye, right?

"Well, good! ! ”

Lu Chen and his soldiers laughed, what is there to drag a mere grandson? It's not that Lu Chen likes to bully people, it's really that the soldiers are all hot-blooded creatures, and they like to be arrogant and domineering bosses, only with such a boss can the soldiers be stimulated to be bloody, indomitable, and invincible. A coach who can't even bully people can still expect him to win?

Gongsun Shang couldn't get back to Zhang Fang in the end, and left in a daze. After walking a short distance, he heard Lu Chen calling his name again, he turned around blankly, and his hairs stood on end.

But it was Lu Chen who came out of nowhere with a bow and arrow, and the arrow was aimed at Gongsun Shang.

Gongsun Shang jumped up two feet high with a bang, and then rushed forward with lightning speed and the jingle of the bell.

Sou.

An arrow is fired.

Lu Chen put his hand on the pergola, looked at it, and shook his head, his archery skills were still too bad, obviously aiming at Gongsun Shang who was directly opposite, but he shot to the roof on the right hand, this accuracy is too sick, right?

But the soldiers also said in unison: "Xiao Jun is waiting for good archery!" ”

Lu Chen was almost choked to death, turned around and left, ignoring these shitty things who couldn't speak, and couldn't shoot a horse, rice bucket!

Then Lu Qi silently made up a knife next to him: "Hehe." ”

Lu Chen stumbled, glanced at Lu Qi fiercely, and said angrily: "Heh, uncle, what are you doing here?" Why not watch Nameless? What if he kills Zhang Fang? ”

Actually, Lu Chen was really worried about this, in case Nameless really killed Zhang Fang, it would be a big deal. After all, an assassin of Nameless's level really couldn't kill a prisoner than ordinary soldiers could stop.

Lu Qi pointed to the side and said, "Well, Nameless is chatting with the sugar gourd seller there." ”

Hearing this, Lu Chen looked back in astonishment, and said in his heart, this person is perverted to a certain level, right? Sure enough, it's an assassin! Just finished cutting people and went to chat with people? But, what are you talking about? What does it feel like to cut someone? The angle and rhythm of the knife? People who sell sugar gourds have a common language with you J8 Mao?

Outcome......

When Lu Chen saw Nameless and the cute old man selling sugar gourds, he was speechless for a moment.

I saw that Nameless stared at the big eyes of the copper bell very kindly, took his short knife and patted the old man on the shoulder in a friendly manner, and talked to the old man cordially with a thunderous roar. The old man was wet with his crotch, trembling, and almost crying, so it can be seen that Nameless is talking to him about something touching and heartfelt, look at the excitement.

"Play the pot, play the pot ......"

"Uncle spare me, uncle spare me......"

"Play the pot, play the pot ......"

"Uncle spare me, uncle spare me......"

Nameless and the old man are one by one, one line at a time, read it repeatedly, endlessly, Xuanmai gum, Oye.

Lu Chen took out a piece of gold from his arms, which was the prostitution money found from Zhang Fang and them, threw it to the old man, and yelled: "Give that stupid B a string of sugar gourds." Then, Lu Chen glanced at Nameless with disdain, and muttered: "Candy, Uncle Candy, you can't speak Chinese well, you still fucking play robbery, people don't even know what you want to rob!" Foolish! A man the size of an animal, and he has no front teeth, and he eats sugar gourds, are you cute? ”

Nameless got a string of sugar gourds, smiled, and ran towards Yun Sleeve, who was being protected by Lu Zhan and others.

"!"

Lu Chen was slightly stunned, seeing the obscene smile on Nameless's face, of course he knew that he didn't want to assassinate Yun Sleeve, he must have something to do with Yun Sleeve. However, Lu Chen didn't have time to think, and a voice completely drew his attention to the other side.

"There are assassins! There are assassins! ”

In the distance, Lu Chen's personal soldiers, who were escorting Zhang Fang and the others back to the camp, shouted.

Lu Chen was startled, raised his eyes, and saw that Zhang Fang, who was wearing a scarlet cloak, threw himself on the ground and convulsed, and a red hot spring began to bubble in his throat.

Lu Chen's chrysanthemums were cool, and today Lao Tzu is really ...... Huh!!

Zhang Fang is dead, and things are over!

But who the would assassinate Zhang Fang?

I saw in the distance, several pro-soldiers were surrounding a woman with a thin figure and delicate facial features. The dagger in the woman's hand was still dripping blood, and it was the murderer who assassinated Zhang Fang. The woman was so skilled, and several pro-soldiers couldn't hold her for a while.

The woman glanced at Zhang Fang, who was spurting blood on the ground, and shouted: "Lu Chen is mine!" No one wants to rob !! aunt and grandmother ”

Hey!

What a familiar sentence!

Lu Chen immediately jumped up and shouted: "Woman!" Stop, don't hurt my woman! ”

"You, you, Lu Chen!! You...... Not dead? ”

The woman turned around and saw Lu Chen, and then looked at the street goods wrapped in a red cloak that were pumping, she was so shocked that her body jumped for a moment, and a few black lines suddenly appeared on the side of her little head. It seems that she is also hehe today. (To be continued......)