Chapter 318: Pig Lover!
Farm, pig paradise, terrible pig howls resounded.
Xiang Yang rushed over, and saw Luo Yifei waving a stick, driving the old sow and concubine to run around the pigsty, and his eyes turned red as soon as he brushed it.
"Stop!"
Xiang Yang roared, rushed towards Luo Yifei viciously, and scolded: "You bastard, I'll kill you!" ”
Luo Yifei grinned, jumped to the side, dodged his attack, and said coolly: "Why are you so nervous, isn't it just an old sow, as for such a baby, I don't know and think it's your lover!" ”
Xiang Yang glared at Luo Yifei angrily, walked towards the old sow concubine with pity, and said softly: "Concubine, don't be afraid, the bad guy has been driven away by me, and he can't hurt you." ”
As he spoke, he cautiously approached the concubine, but the old sow was frightened, and had an instinctive fear of people, and when she saw him approaching, she howled and hid.
"Your pig lover doesn't seem to appreciate it!" Luo Yifei teased on the side.
Seeing the concubine like this, Xiang Yang was already in a bad mood, and was ridiculed by Luo Yifei again, he suddenly couldn't bear it, and roared angrily, "I'll fight with you", and chased after Luo Yifei.
Luo Yifei was so slippery, of course he wouldn't let him catch up, he circled around the pig paradise twice, and took the opportunity to scare the concubine, and under the gaze of Xiangyang Spitfire, he laughed and ran to the door of the pig paradise, laughing and confronting him.
Xiang Yang comforted the concubine for a moment, and saw that it was frightened, and it couldn't approach it at all for a while, so he was distressed and angry, and rushed towards Luo Yifei with a roar, he wanted to go to him to settle accounts.
The two rushed out of the pig paradise one after the other, and soon came to the place where they had set off before.
"Stop!" Xiang Yang roared angrily, looking like he wanted to fight hard with Luo Yifei.
Luo Yi flew to Xu Yan's back and hid. Zhen Zhen said: "I said that you are not endless, right, isn't it just a lesson to an old sow, why have you been chasing me like this?" Besides, this is not my idea, it was Xu Yan who asked me to do this, and he asked me to kill your concubine. I've shown mercy! ”
"Do I want to thank you?" Xiang Yang gritted his teeth.
"Thank you for it, who made me soft-hearted!" Luo Yifei pretended to say, that shameless appearance provoked Xiang Yang to jump like thunder, and chased Luo Yifei several times.
"Alright, what's the noise!" Xu Yan stopped.
It's okay that he didn't speak, but this opening immediately attracted Xiang Yang's anger, "Xu Yan, I will help you kindly." But you let the mule beat the concubine, it's too much! ”
"Don't get so excited!" Xu Yan said lightly: "I'm also here to inspire you!" You want to be in the limelight, you want to slap your company commander in the face, but you don't have perseverance and persistence, I'm here to help you! ”
"I don't need your help!" Xiang Yang retorted angrily and said: "You don't talk cool here, whoever you love in this game, I won't play with you!" ”
"Okay!" Xu Yan replied lightly. There is no fear: "I also discussed with the captain just now, in order to boost everyone's morale, I should treat everyone." The captain promised me to choose a pig to kill and eat, and I think the concubine is very good! ”
The captain turned his head suddenly, and looked at Xu Yan in surprise, when did he promise to let Xu Yan choose a pig to kill to eat and treat everyone, why didn't he remember!
Xiang Yang didn't know that he was talking nonsense. I thought it was true, but when I heard this, I was still able to do it, and shouted angrily: "You dare! ”
Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and threatened directly: "Xiangyang, I'm not afraid to tell you the truth." You don't have a choice now, if you don't train hard, let's win glory together; Or I'll let the mule clean up the concubine every day, and one day he'll get tired of playing, and I'll kill him with one knife! ”
"Hey, be careful when you speak, I'm tired of playing!" Luo Yifei corrected on the side, how awkward it sounded, it made it look like he and the concubine had a leg.
Snort!
Xiang Yang gasped for breath and glared at Xu Yan viciously, hating to beat him up, but in the end he could only compromise, and said angrily: "Yes, this time I admit it!" ”
After Xiangyang was done here, Xu Yan's eyes turned to the direction of the second-class dormitory again, and Jiang Danian should come back at this time.
Sure enough, after a while, Jiang Danian came over, but he was the only one, and the second squad leader didn't come at all.
When Jiang Danian approached, Xu Yan said curiously: "Danian, why are you alone, didn't I let you bring the second squad leader Yuan Chun after you finished doing it?" ”
"He can't come!" Jiang Danian said in a sullen voice.
"Why? He doesn't want his mud masks or anything like that? Xu Yan said suspiciously, he didn't understand this, these should be the weaknesses of the second squad leader, and he didn't have a reason not to be controlled.
"He wants it!" Jiang Danian replied, met Xu Yan's puzzled gaze and said, "But now I can't do it!" ”
Xu Yan was stunned for a moment, and then doubted: "Could it be that you really threw his mud and mask into the toilet?" ”
"Yes, I threw them all in the toilet, and I stirred them twice with a-stirring stick, and I can't ask for them all!" Jiang Danian nodded.
Seeing Jiang Danian nodded, Xu Yan's eyes darkened for a while, and he almost fainted, this guy who has not achieved enough things and has more than enough failures, why does he always do some stupid things!
Xu Yan had bruises on his forehead and asked, "Who told you to throw it into the toilet?" ”
"You made me throw it!" Jiang Danian replied, seeing that Xu Yan's expression was wrong, he said worriedly: "What's the matter, what I did was wrong?" ”
"Yes, that's right!" Xu Yan gritted his teeth and said, he was powerless to complain about Jiang Danian.
He just said that he used it to pinch the second squad leader, and he only needed to make a gesture, instead of really throwing him all in the toilet... Who knew that Jiang Danian really threw it all in, how could he handle the second squad leader, no wonder people refused to come.
"Xu Yan, did I do something wrong again?" Jiang Danian asked, obviously realizing that he had done something wrong and was not stupid yet.
Xu Yan didn't say anything here, but Luo Yifei rolled his eyes over there, and said first: "Stupid, who made you really throw it, it's just pretending, making a gesture to scare and scare the second squad leader, otherwise how can you pinch him?" It's like Xu Yan asked me to kill the concubine, can I really kill it? ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, or I'll apologize to the second squad leader..."
"Forget it, you don't have to worry about it, I'll take care of it myself." Xu Yan waved his hand, but he didn't dare to let him participate in the meeting again, otherwise God knows what chaos would happen!
(To be continued.) )