9, who made it up (ask for recommendation and collection)

"You two just guessed, Liu Chunlai's younger brother, Chunsheng, was born to the branch secretary and Chunlai's mother, do you know how to have a child?" Before telling a joke, Liu Si first threw out a question.

"I don't know, you know?" Wang San shook his head and said.

"Call you stupid, you're still not convinced, I know you can't answer. Liu Si turned his head and said to Cheng Yu.

Liu Si pointed at Wang San, "I'll talk about this fool today, how stupid is this guy, you laugh at it when you say it, once, he asked his mother, where did I come from? His mother told him that you picked it up from the garbage heap." Guess what the outcome is. ”

"Don't say it!" Wang San hurriedly stopped, stretching out his hand to hit Liu Si.

Liu Si dodged and continued: "He believed it, and when he saw a garbage heap, he asked, Dad, where are you? ”

"Hahahaha" Cheng Yu and the others laughed while holding their stomachs.

"You TN, eat wire pulls, you can really weave. Wang San scolded, "What are you arranging for me to do, you have the ability, you make up the branch secretary, make up the spring to come to his mother, just tonight, dare not make it up, scare you to death." ”

"Why don't you dare, he doesn't know that the joke I told is him, if you dare to write a year's homework for me, I will make it up. Wang San's radical general method was reversed by Liu Si.

"If you dare to make it up, dare to say it, I'll write a year's homework for you, it's not bad. Wang Sanhuo went out, thinking, you made it up, see how the branch secretary cleans up your house, TN's, I don't believe that no one will cure you.

"Okay, let's say okay, school will be out tomorrow, I'll say. ”

......

The four of them laughed and went back to the village, each to his own house, and to find his own mother.

The next day was Monday, the day of school, Liu Si wanted to make up a joke, Cheng Yu didn't care, he felt that it was just a matter of talking and laughing, everyone kept the secrets in their hearts, and didn't dare to make a big deal about it, otherwise, they would cause trouble again.

After school in the afternoon, Cheng Yu was stopped by Feng'er and asked to go together, the class leader was responsible for collecting homework, handing it over to the teacher, and also responsible for locking the door of the classroom.

By the time Feng'er was done, it was already late.

The two walked on the road, and there were not many classmates on the road, some were late for homework, some were left to talk to by the teacher, some were busy with the cadres on duty, and those who knew each other said hello.

Turning a street corner, I heard a noisy conversation in front of me, and from time to time there were bursts of laughter, and a group of classmates gathered there. Cheng Yuxin said: It's bad, this guy can really cause trouble, and it's not a big deal. "Let's go, let's see. He whispered.

The two of them walked quickly to the outside of the crowd, and someone inside spoke, "Liu Si, you can tell us again, it's really funny." ”

Cheng Yu pulled Qin Feng'er and squeezed in, and Liu Si's voice came from inside.

"I'm the township chief------ (whisper below, township chief, big official!) sent to the land, (fuck you, I thought it was the township chief) secretary------ (okay, the village branch secretary is also a big official.) His father, in our village, the old lady who is mainly engaged in production, and the old lady who is in the donkey trough is right, I am a big old man, how thick is it, your women's director knows best, I am with your women's director, and I have done the purchase of broken shoes and -------- (I dare to talk about this). (TN's gasps again) She knows my... I know her ....... ”

Liu Si stood on a pig dung heap on the side of the road, imitating the leader's style, shaking his head, one person played multiple roles, and the leader spoke, and he also acted as the crowd in the audience, discussing and explaining.

Qin Feng'er also heard the laughter of "Hello", Cheng Yu looked around, didn't notice Liu Chunlai, and thought, It's okay, but this matter will reach the secretary's ears sooner or later, and he can't let this guy go down, so he has to stop it quickly. Thinking of this, he shouted, "The teacher is here!"

The crowd dispersed, and after a while, the students ran away.

Left on the dung heap, Liu Si and Wang San, who were still unsatisfied, did not leave, and stood in place.

"You haven't come down yet, you're in trouble!" Cheng Yu complained.

Qin Feng'er was confused, "What's the trouble, what are you talking about, why don't I understand." ”

Cheng Yu smiled bitterly in his heart, "I can't explain this matter to you, don't ask around, that's the end of it." He turned his head to Liu Si who came down from the dung heap and said: "Don't talk about this in the future, if someone asks, don't dare to say that you made it up, I'm sure that this matter will soon reach the ears of some people." ”

"I'm not afraid, I didn't mention anyone's name, but, I listen to you, I won't talk about it in the future, this year's homework is settled!" Turning his head to look at Wang San, "yes, fool." ”

"You're a fool, don't worry, I'll write it for you in the future. ”

Looking at the back of Wang San and Liu Si going home, Cheng Yu had a feeling that the mountain rain was about to come and the wind was full of buildings, so he asked for more blessings, Si'er.

"When will your second uncle come back?" Worried that Feng'er would get to the bottom of it again, Cheng Yu changed the subject.

"I'll be back tomorrow. Feng'er's mind was not here, and she was absent-minded in answering.

The two walked forward in silence, each thinking about their own thoughts, Cheng Yu was worried about how much trouble the branch secretary would make after he found out, how serious Liu Si's matter was, and he was also afraid that Uncle Da Lin would bring back bad news.

Feng'er has her own thoughts, but she doesn't know how to speak, she doesn't know what's wrong recently, she always wants to talk to Cheng Yu together, but boys and girls can't play together.

Walking and walking, he came to the door of Cheng Yu's house, Cheng Yu stopped, "I'm here, you can go home too." ”

"Wait, Cheng Yu. Seeing Cheng Yu raising his feet to enter the courtyard gate, Qin Feng'er hurriedly said: "I still have something to say, Cheng Yu, I learned to knit sweaters with my mother, I want to knit a wool vest for you, and I will measure the size for you." ”

"Don't move, stand still!" A pair of dexterous little hands were gesturing in front of and behind him, Cheng Yu felt a little awkward, but his heart was sweet.

Ignorant youth, just like this winter, comes quietly, no thunder, no rain, makes you calm, warm, and a little sweet.

After dinner, Cheng Yu studied the medical book with him, he wanted to read it as soon as possible, learn to eat it thoroughly, and then find an opportunity to return the book to Liu Si'er.

Through this incident, he felt that Liu Si was a good classmate, a wise and responsible person, and he would not be too bad in the future, if he could inherit his medical skills well, it would be regarded as a satisfactory explanation to Mr. Liu Shiji.

I also hope to find a way to improve my divine consciousness as soon as possible, alas, how can I improve it?

With these questions, I quickly fell asleep. With so much going on in a few days, it's hard for a 12-year-old to bear so much pressure.

I slept soundly at night and woke up a little late.

Cheng Yu took a piece of sweet potato, put on his schoolbag and hurried to school.

As soon as I got out of the hospital, I heard someone shouting in front of me, "Who made it up!"

Cheng Yu "chuckled" in his heart, this voice was from the branch secretary, he was really afraid of something.

Cheng Yu stabilized his mind, pretended to be calm, and continued to walk forward, only to see Secretary Cheng grab a classmate and ask sharply: "Say, where did you learn those words you just said? Who made them up?" There were also two elementary school students standing there, not daring to speak or to leave.

The student who was caught was obviously frightened, and stammered: "It's not me who made it up, it's really not me, you let me go!"

"TN's, I know you didn't make it up, you TN's can't even write a diary, and you can make up such a wonderful joke, so you tell me who you heard it from. The branch secretary threatened, and added, "If you don't tell who you heard it from, you sent it out." ”

The student hesitated for a long time before he said, "I... I... I listened to what Liu Si said. ”

"Who is Liu Si and in which class?" The branch secretary asked.

"I know that Liu Si is in the first class of the sixth grade. The student who was watching the excitement next to him hurriedly replied, thinking, I didn't betray it anyway, fourth brother, you can ask the Bodhisattva for your blessing.

"Go ahead, don't talk nonsense again. The secretary let go of his hand.

The three students ran away.

It's broken, hurry up and notify Liu Si and prepare early. Cheng Yu couldn't help but speed up his pace, and when he passed by the branch secretary, he walked faster.

"Cheng Yu!" I only heard the branch secretary shouting, "Is there a classmate named Liu Si in your class?"

"Yes, yes, Liu Si usually studies very well, he is very honest, the branch secretary, I'm almost late. Without waiting for the branch secretary to ask anything else, he ran to the school.

The heart said, what am I pretending to be, hurry up and tell Liu Si, this thing is not easy to do.

Cheng Yu panted and ran into the school, there were still a few minutes before the start time, and there were several students on the campus inside the door, still learning Liu Si with relish, and a boy pretended to say, "...... ,...... me and your women's director."

"Don't say it, the branch secretary is here!" Cheng Yu reminded in a low voice.

The students scattered and ran to their classrooms.

Cheng Yu quickly ran into the classroom, saw Liu Si, and only said, "I can't admit it if I beat him to death." From a distance, I saw the branch secretary enter the school gate.