Chapter 0245. Military law, machine gun conceived
"Sanitize! Disinfect! ”
Shouting neat trumpets, more than 1,000 soldiers of the Yingzhou Army, under the leadership of the big man Zhang Fu, waved their hoes like a whirlwind, along the lowlands by the Liao River, digging pits and ramming earth on the other, and soon the aqueduct more than two meters deep stretched out to the farms on the banks of the Liao River like veins. [This site has a new domain name. initials, previously registered accounts can still be used]
The land of Goguryeo is fertile, mainly composed of three major grain-producing areas, the first is the Liaohe Plain, Gaimu City is located near Panjin City, Anshan City in the later generations, in the Yalu River Plain in the Marudu area and the Pyongyang City Plain in the Hanjiang River Basin, in the past, due to the confrontation between Tang and Gao, the Liaohe River was a key defense area, and now it was defeated by the Tang Army, Li Jie of course immigrated here from the interior with great fanfare, established a grange, and reclaimed the tidal flats, which is a fertile land.
The problem is that several regiments of Zhang Fu's Yingzhou Army are full of energy, and Li Jingye's department, which was incorporated into the Guanzhong Army, was dumbfounded from top to bottom, looking at Zhang Fu, who was sweating like rain and couldn't care about dragging the rammed earth grinding, Li Jingye looked at him stupidly in disbelief and muttered: "This, is this still a madman Zhang Fu?" ”
This kung fu, another burst of trumpets came, plopping through a large group of Wuyuan Army actually drove to a place about a mile away from Li Jingye's department, picked up a hoe and dug up a diversion ditch, and led the team to lead the general Scar Liu also shouted: "Everyone work hard, we are later, as long as we dig up the Guanzhong Army's group of grandsons and the Yingzhou Army, His Royal Highness promises that the Guanzhong Army will double the military law at that time, let us go to see the excitement." ”
"Tell them, it's time to tell them who are the pure masters, everyone is desperate, dig it!"
Under the wave of the clangling shovel, a deep ditch was dug up faster than that of the Yingzhou army, and seeing that a big ditch quickly surpassed his own millers, Li Jingye immediately became excited, and waved his hand helplessly to the middle of the team and shouted: "Brothers, the military law of the Wuyuan Army is strict, not only this, but to make those grassland barbarians laugh, do we still have the face to live?" Dig fast! ”
"Dig! Dig! The second generation of Guogong picked up the hoe with a sad face, and a group of Ziguanzhong Gongzi Jun also wanted to cry without tears and picked up the tool, what made them want to cry was that when they saw that they did it, the two slut armies around them dug faster.
In the middle of the night, the military camp of Gaizhou City, the military headquarters of Guanzhong, the three layers outside the fence were surrounded by three layers of the outside, and there were hippie smiling faces everywhere to watch the lively military men, Scar Liu, Zhang Fu The two sluts also threw away their old grievances and squeezed together, their faces were more cheap and cheap, and they looked at the two sluts sadly, Li Jingye looked at a large group of military judges from a distance with great vigour.
It can't be a baton fight, right? This is going to be beaten with pants, but it will be humiliated and thrown to grandma's house. Li Jingye thought depressedly.
In the nervous waiting, the military judge did not come much, and he also carried a strange steaming cauldron, in Li Jingye's curiosity, as soon as he saw this, Scar Liu's slut face became miserable, which made Zhang Fu puzzled and asked a few words, and he also shuddered.
"What's this?" Looking at the huge cauldron placed in front of more than 600 people from the two regiments of the Guanzhong Army, and seeing the steaming red liquid inside, Li Jingye muttered with confusion, sniffled, and smelled quite fragrant, could it be used to burn his hands and body?
"Take the gang as a unit, step forward, half a bowl of chili oil for one person!" The military judge shouted ruthlessly, and under the military order, one by one the curious Guanzhong soldiers stepped forward in accordance with the order, took the coarse porcelain bowls one by one, and filled half a bowl.
"This oil is quite fragrant."
"Isn't there anything about the military law of the Wuyuan Army? Why don't you let us put up a bowl? ”
In the midst of the discussion, more than 600 spectators and soldiers all got the big bowl and stared at each other with puzzled eyes, looking at this scene, even the military law Sima who had always had a dead face showed an evil smile on his cheeks: "Your punishment, you have dried the chili oil in the bowl in one bite!" ”
"Hey, what's the matter, don't you just do it? Look, drink! A soldier in front of the team immediately poured up expressionlessly, just poured down, but the soldier's face immediately changed drastically, while squirting out, and then covered his throat full of tears and coughed: "Give me water, give me water!" ”
"Lao Tzu hasn't finished speaking, I dried up chili oil, and I am not allowed to drink water for half an hour." After the military law Sima finished speaking slowly, the reckless ruffian who listened to it trembled all over, and his tears were rolling and sobbing sadly.
"Also, if you haven't drunk it all, fill up a bowl!" Slowly, the military law Sima spit out another angry sentence, his eyes kept coming, and the reckless soldier simply fainted.
This guy is a well-known person in the army, half a bowl of things actually made him look like this bird, so the eyes of the Chinese army looking at the bowl in his hand have changed, some of them shivered and sniffed, took a small sip, and immediately turned red with tears, and one simply gritted his teeth and poured it down, and the full lethality of red pepper immediately made the five big and three thick men tremble, covering their throats and rolling on the ground.
Seeing the unstoppable tears and snot of the Guanzhong army, the Yingzhou army outside and the Wuyuan army who had suffered all laughed crookedly, and some tears were laughing.
"By the way, brother, I remembered this thing, you forgot to go to Xiqin Tower to eat the special mutton red soup pot, that is, this thing was added, called chili, this thing has always been only a pound, and it is very expensive, and the Wuyuan Army actually took something to punish the soldiers?" In the end, it is the second generation of Guogong, as soon as he patted his head, the deputy lieutenant remembered, in a word, which made Li Jingye's already very white little white face even more miserable.
He can remember that even if a dozen or so people shared a small bowl and added it to the soup, he was still spicy and sweaty in the cold winter, and he drank wine vigorously.
With cold sweat running down his back, Li Jingye went to the military judge with a hard head, pretending to be righteous and said: "As the commander of the first army, you should set an example for the whole army and give the general a bowl!" ”
"Nope! No! Unexpectedly, Sima shook his head strangely, and said with a smile: "The prince confessed that he and General Manager Li Ji are old friends, and they need special care for Li Gongzi and other officers. ”
Five small half bowls of green ointment were served in front of him, looking at the crystal color, and then smelling the fragrance, Li Jingye couldn't see a ghost no matter how he looked at it, and when he looked back, he was also confused when he saw the lively slut Scar Liu.
"Sneeze, sneeze."
In the city lord's mansion, Li Jie and Changsun Weaving hugged each other for dinner, the crystal Liaohe cut fish meat was as thin as a piece of paper, wrapped in rice and extremely appetizing, Changsun Weaving curiously picked up the sushi, dipped it in some green ointment sauce, and then dipped it in some soy sauce, which was sent into the cute little mouth, just chewed two bites, but immediately choked and sneezed.
"Lang Jun is playing tricks on people again, what is this? It's so choking! It took a long time to survive the end of the straight head, the eldest grandson whimpered and wiped his tears and complained, while Li Jie smiled and covered his mouth and explained: "I told you not to get too much, just a little, this is the delicacy that the fifth brother Li You got from the Wa Kingdom, wasabi sauce, that is, green mustard, is milder than our yellow mustard, the taste is more fragrant, and it is the best match for eating sashimi with soy sauce." ”
"Hmph, I don't believe it, you can also give me some food!" The eldest grandson weaver stared at the apricot blossom eyes, Li Jie helplessly stretched out his chopsticks and clamped a piece, not paying attention to the eldest grandson weaver's meaningful eyes, and when he was stained with mustard, this Nizi slapped his little hand suddenly, looking at the sushi that was half green, Li Jie was immediately stupid.
"Eat quickly, my Lang Jun." Seeing that the eldest grandson weaving pretended to be gentle and charming, the two small fists were clenched together and attached to the side of his face, and he was coquettish in a coquettish voice, Li Jie immediately burst into tears, the most poisonous woman's heart!
The two girls were looking at it with a hippie smile, and just as Li Jie was about to put the bomb sushi in his mouth, suddenly an incomparable scream buzzed from the entire city.
"Ahh
After a while, the sushi fell on the table, and Li Jie stood up in surprise, "What's wrong?" Enemy attack? ”
"Concubine, go and see." Dropping down the rice bowl, the eldest grandson Zhi turned his head and ran out, thinking about it suspiciously, looking at a small bowl of wasabi mustard sauce, Li Jie was stunned, and shook his head with a wicked smile: "Hmph, fight with this king, but Brother Li, thank you for saving this king's life!" ”
On the table, the green sushi was secretly kicked into the trash can by Li Jie.
After dinner, Li Jie patrolled the camp while happily listening to the word of mouth of the soldiers, more than 600 people in the Guanzhong Army cried collectively from top to bottom like a girl's legend, listening to this black-bellied prince was very happy, walking and walking, a charming figure holding a heavy object suddenly shook in front of Li Jie's eyes.
Loer? What is she doing here?
Thinking about it suspiciously, Li Jie ordered Wang Fangyi to continue patrolling the camp for him, and he followed curiously, approaching a brick house in the baggage camp, and before he could enter the door, he was in a hot rage, and when he went in, Li Jie's eyes immediately straightened.
Leaning on the edge of the coal stove, several crucibles were filled with molten iron and burning, and the iron ingots in front of him, Changsun Zhi was holding a solid steel pipe, drilling down with a drill bit, doing it so seriously, due to the heat, Changsun Weaving's long skirt had already been taken off, the short leather armor that was close to the body was loosely wrapped around the body, and the two short upper balls of the wallet made Li Jie's love for the abundance were half exposed, sweating with relish, and it was extremely moving under the oil.
His eyes greedily lingered from his beloved wife's chest and slender and white thighs, and after a while, Li Jie suddenly woke up and asked suspiciously: "Luo'er, what are you doing?" ”
"Oops!" With an exclamation, the eldest grandson looked at the drill with remorse, then stood up and stomped his little feet angrily and shouted, "It's all your fault, I went wrong again." ”
Without restraint, the beating sweaty jade rabbit once again made Li Jie's eyes shine, his eyes were straight, looking at him like a dumbfounded, how did the eldest grandson weave not know that he was gone, he covered his chest angrily, this girl's little hand stretched out like a pincer, pinched Li Jie's ears and shouted: "Let you see again!" ”
"Ahh Don't dare for your husband! ”
Covering his red ears, Li Jie's eyes still couldn't stop aiming at Changsun Zhi's thighs and chest, but he couldn't care about this perverted husband, Changsun Zhi was excited and hurried to her shelf like a bird, but before the shelf was finished, Li Jie's eyes were fierce.
The three wooden wheels used by the cotton loom held the eight iron pipes together, and they rotated with the rotation of Changsun Weaving, and a weapon with extremely lethal power jumped into his mind in his memory.
"Isn't this a machine gun?" Li Jie exclaimed in surprise.