Chapter 1487: Who's going to test the medicine?

We don't know how capable this old monk is, and I don't know if his elixir of immortality is really for us. However, since the elixir that this monk gave you contains A Hibiscus, and A Hibiscus is not a good thing, at least it shows that this old monk's medical skills are still lacking! You'd better be cautious! Anyway, his medicine, I don't dare to take it! ”

Guo Ye also said: "Your Majesty, now all the important ministers of my Tang Dynasty are here. I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what happens, if I eat the elixir of immortality together, if something really goes wrong, it's too late to regret it! ”

These two people are right, and His Majesty Li Er was quite moved when he heard it, and said: "Master Luo Ersuopo, the two Aiqing don't know my Buddhism, so they will inevitably have doubts. What I mean, can you let people test the effect of the medicine first, and then make a decision! ”

Luo Yisuo's face changed, and she said, "Your Majesty, this can't be tried!" ”

"Oh, why?"

"Your Majesty, I'm going to tell you the truth now! Originally, the elixir of immortality refined by the poor monk was enough for hundreds of people to take, but just now, the elixir of immortality refined by the poor monk was envied by the ghosts and gods, and it had disappeared! ”

"Fly...... Flying? His Majesty Li Er, who was still kind and pleasant just now, suddenly changed color when he heard this, and said, "How can you fly?" My immortality, my eternal wealth, is just gone? I don't believe it! I don't believe it! ”

Guo Ye said: "What's so hard to guess about this, in Yichen's opinion, it must be that Luo Er Suo Po can't refine the elixir of immortality at all, so she lied to you!" Your Majesty, the matter of immortality is illusory, and you cannot be convinced! ”

His Majesty Li Er sneered: "Are you smart? What others can't guess, you can guess! What others can't think of, you can imagine! The legend of the immortals, the history is contained! How can it be called ethereal? Guo Ye, I think you are a young man, you are too ignorant of the sky! ”

Seeing that His Majesty Li Er was quite annoyed and angry, Guo Ye didn't dare to stiffen his head, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, even if it is a legend of immortals, it is also my Taoist, what is the matter with the monk?" In our historical books, there is no talk of a monk being immortal. Even according to the teachings of Buddhism, his sect believes that the physical body is a stinky skin that can be discarded at any time! If you want to live forever, you should find a Taoist priest, isn't it a bit of a fate to find a monk? ”

As long as he doesn't attack His Majesty Li Er's dream of immortality, he is still quite sensible. Whoever can give him immortality, he will believe in whomever he wants, and he doesn't have to believe in Luo Ersa Po. Thinking back to Guo Ye's words, there is actually some truth.

His Majesty Li Er said: "Luo Ersuo, if you can't refine the elixir of immortality, hurry up and explain it!" For the sake of you saving Guanyin's life, I can open the net and not pursue it! ”

"Amitabha, Your Majesty's words are wrong! The poor monk is naturally able to refine the elixir of immortality......"

Yu Chi Gong said: "Well, according to what you said about the great monk, I, Yu Chi Gong, will also refine the elixir of immortality." Anyway, when people asked me, I said that all the pills had flown away. There is no proof of death! Luo Ersu, you are too easy to be a monk, right? Isn't this playing my Tang Dynasty monarch as a monkey? ”

"Who said that the poor monk's elixir flew away?"

"Didn't you just say ......"

"The poor monk is saying that the pill is gone, not that there is not a single left!"

His Majesty Li Er was overjoyed when he heard this, and said, "So, there is still a remnant of the Immortal Pill refined by the master?" ”

"Not bad! The elixir of immortality refined by the poor monk, no more, no less, there are nine left. Nine is the extreme number, and it is also the will of heaven to think about it, and it cannot be forced! But...... The number of this elixir of immortality is so scarce, it seems that it is ...... to find someone to try the pill Something terrible! ”

"Nine?" His Majesty Li Er asked, "Master, how many Immortal Pills do you have to eat in order to be immortal?" ”

"You only need one to live forever! This substance is too medicinal and consumed, not only is it not beneficial, but it is harmful! ”

Hearing this, a big stone in His Majesty Li Er's heart fell to the ground, as long as he himself can live forever, he cares about others to die! However, how to distribute the remaining eight is a big question!

His Majesty Li Er said: "Nine is not a lot, all Aiqing, if anyone wants to live forever with me, you can choose one and take it first!" ”

The audience was silent, no one spoke!

It's easy to let everyone praise His Majesty Li Er, but let everyone take the life test medicine, who dares to do this Nima? Everyone is proud and expensive, but they still have to enjoy a good life! Immortality is good, but if you have to fight with your life, no one has the courage!

His Majesty Li Er saw that the audience was cold, and his face sank!

Guo Ye and Wei Chigong made it clear that they didn't trust Luo Ersuo, and it was understandable that the two of them didn't eat! But what about the others? Could it be that everyone is not optimistic about Luo Ersa's wife, so they are waiting to see my jokes?

He swept his eyes around everyone and said, "This is a great opportunity, don't miss it!" I'm not afraid to tell you that the number of Immortal Pills is so scarce, I can only take out two pills and distribute them to the Qing family, and the other pills, I want to distribute them to the Emperor Taishang and all the emperors! ”

Still no one is talking!

His Majesty Li Er's face couldn't hold back, and said, "Dong Shun, you have always been loyal to me!" I will give you an elixir of immortality, take it quickly! ”

When Father-in-law Shun heard this, he knelt on the ground with a puff and said, "Long live Lord!" Spare your life! Spare your life!"

"Huh?" To a eunuch in Yu, His Majesty Li Er didn't need to be polite, he said: "Dong Shun, this is the elixir of immortality, not a poison that breaks the intestines!" Don't be ignorant! ”

"Your Majesty...... You see that the old slave has followed you for so many years, and there is no credit and hard work! Can you ...... Can you ......?"

"How?"

"There are too many little eunuchs in our palace, why do you have to embarrass the old slave?"

Dong Shun's words make too much sense!

But His Majesty Li Er can't do that!

The Immortal Conference, everyone is watching, what His Majesty Li Er wants to eat, no one likes to eat, this is too shameless! Let's not talk about whether this elixir can live forever, but what about the poison that pierces the intestines? Isn't there a faithful courtier who is willing to test the medicine?

At this moment, Luo Ersa Po spoke, and said: "Your Majesty, about the test of medicine, the poor monk has a little plan, I don't know whether to talk about it or not!" ”

"But it doesn't hurt to speak!"

"Your Majesty, this elixir of immortality is extremely limited in quantity and very precious. You can't let the courtiers choose, you have to appoint it yourself! Someone like Father-in-law Shun...... Of course, the poor monk didn't say that Father-in-law Shun was bad, but his merits were really low, and he was not worthy of the elixir of immortality! ”

"And what do you mean?"

"The poor monk thinks that whoever is kind to His Majesty and who has made great contributions, you have to give the pill to whom! Even if they don't want to, you'll have to force them to eat it! Good medicine is good for disease, and good advice is good for action! After they are immortal, they will naturally understand His Majesty's painstaking efforts. ”

Regardless of whether this is justified or not, at least it gave His Majesty Li Er a step down. His Majesty Li Er nodded and said, "This is reasonable! But...... In your opinion, who should these two pills be given to? ”

"This poor monk is not good, but there is a little bit of a superficial opinion! In terms of credit, the people present are not small. However, when it comes to loyalty to His Majesty, the poor monk thinks that there are two of the most outstanding in the audience! ”

"Who are these two?"

"One is Chi Jingde, the public lieutenant of the Eguo, and the other is ...... Qin Guogong Guo Ye Guo Ziyi! ”

Day!

When Guo Ye heard this, he secretly screamed badly, this old bald donkey is going to borrow a knife to kill people!

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