[151] Zhou Yi interrogated pigs

When the door was opened, Zhou Yi and Tang Huan were stunned.

Yu'er, who came in, was also stunned.

There are only three people who can enter and exit freely in this backyard, so now these three people meet in such an environment.

The one who wants to wake up the most is Zhou Yi, and the sign of coming to his senses is that he twitches quickly again.

Tang Huan began to sway along with his rhythm, and wanted to shout, but remembering that there were still audiences, he stubbornly said not to go back, and his face turned red.

Then came Yu'er, and after a moment of shock, Yu'er actually walked over and put down the things as if nothing happened, and then said, I'll go get the clothes for the young lady. Then he closed the door and left.

Tang Huan turned his head and said angrily: "It's all your fault, let Yu'er see the joke." ”

Zhou Yi argued: "What you said makes no sense, who do you see laughing?" I didn't laugh, you didn't laugh, and Yu'er didn't laugh either. Okay, you don't have to laugh or not, I'm so cool. He protested with more force.

took a bath for an hour, not only washed the inside and out of the body, but Zhou Yi also taught Guanyin to sit on the lotus, the old man, the cart, the old tree rooting and other skills for free.

After taking a shower and changing into ordinary clothes, Zhou Yi felt that he was now dozens of pounds lighter, and he flew happily.

Tang Huan who had finished taking a bath was even more attractive, his wet hair exuded a good smell, and his face was flushed, if Zhou Yi hadn't handed over all the inventory, he would have to be hard again now.

"You're such a goblin." Zhou Yi whispered in Tang Huan's ear.

Tang Huan said angrily: "You don't blame you yet, you are always ...... After that, I felt like my body was still reacting easily. Hum. It's all your fault. ”

The two came out. Seeing Yu'er, Tang Huan remembered the embarrassing scene just now, but Yu'er was as usual and said, "Dinner is ready, young master, let's eat." ”

Tonight's meal was indeed very rich, and Zhou Yi had been out for a long time before coming back, so he also wanted to take this opportunity to talk to everyone more, so it was already late at night when he finished eating.

Zhou Yi and Tang Huan went back to the room to rest. Watching Tang Huan undress one by one, Zhou Yi began to get excited again, and threw Tang Huan on the bed at once. was about to enter with a gun, but Tang Huan stopped him.

"I've done too much today, forget it, for the sake of the body, hey, are men really lower body animals, and they want to ...... when they see women" Tang Huan sighed and said resentfully.

Zhou Yi also gradually quieted down. just hugged Tang Huan on his chest and looked at the two mandarin ducks on the top of the bed. said: "I've been thinking about a question, that is, you are with me now, so you are nameless and pointless, and you say that you will not marry me, what do you mean?" ”

"Because, you know, my background is not clean, although I am clean, and you, young and promising, have been such a big official until now, and I will definitely go to the next level in the near future, I can't delay your future. I think it's good now, whether you are married or not, the person who stays by your side is me, and only me, so what does it matter if you don't get married or not. Tang Huan said slowly, his voice was small, but very firm.

Zhou Yi hugged her tighter.

After a night of silence, when he got up the next morning, Zhou Yi was going to report in the yamen, and he was now the prefect of Zhending Mansion. Everyone has already been informed that Zhou Yi, the new champion of the Liao State who has been hot in the entire Great Song Dynasty recently and almost killed the emperor of Liao in the battlefield, is going to take office as the prefect of Dingfu. Therefore, when Zhou Yi put on his official uniform and went to the yamen, he could often see people who cast curious glances at him. Zhou Yi could even see someone throwing flattering eyes at him, and when he looked closely, he was still a man with makeup, and he suddenly felt a wave of nausea.

The most prosperous street of Yamen here is the house with the widest area on the street, I don't know if this is considered "small hidden in the wilderness, big hidden in the city." ”

On the small bluestone square at the door, more than 20 officials were waiting there, and these people were all people with status who worked in the yamen of this Zhending Mansion.

After a while, seeing a white horse at the entrance of the street, with a person wearing official clothes sitting on it, everyone immediately became excited, quickly sorted out their clothes, and then lined up the line, bowed to Zhou Yi and said, "See the prefect." ”

Zhou Yi said calmly: "Excuse me, everyone will be colleagues in the future, and I hope to be close to each other." ”

It is not absurd to see a childish teenager behaving in his actions, everyone is relieved, although he is young, but no one dares to despise him, from an unknown person to the position of the prefect within a year, no one has ever done it, and led the army to kill hundreds of thousands of Liao troops in a row, and recovered the two states, which is an impressive achievement. With these two honors in hand, everyone thinks that they are not qualified to compete with him.

At the door, Zhou Yi dismounted, bowed his hand to everyone, and said: "I am the new prefect Zhou Yi, the word Hengzhi, I will work with you in the future, and I hope to take care of you." ”

"Don't dare, don't dare, I hope that Governor Zhou can help us more in the future." Everyone said that they looked flattered on their faces, and after being an official for so many years, it was the first time that a boss had made a gesture for themselves, which was really amazing.

Today's first day of reporting, naturally nothing happened, mixed in the morning at about the morning ready to change clothes and go home, in fact, everyone is like this, although the regulations are not until the afternoon Shen Shi can leave, but abide by these rules seem to be only those yamen in the capital, just to deal with the surprise inspection, as for Zhending Mansion such a high emperor far away, there is something to do, nothing is of course to go back to their own home, each to find their own mother.

Zhending Prefecture is actually quite prosperous, in fact, any prefecture is quite prosperous. In addition to the yamen, Zhou Yi did not ride a horse, Wang Er led the horse to follow, and turned a corner to the market, although it was not as lively as the Daxiangguo Temple in the capital, but it was also full of vitality.

On the side of the street, there are people who brush lions to sell their arts, which win a round of applause from everyone from time to time, and there are also candy people on the street, which evokes Zhou Yi's memories when he was a child, a spoonful of hot sugar water, poured on the smooth stone slab, can make any shape you want. Showing off among his friends with candy people is what Zhou Yi does most often.

"You stole my money......"

"You're bloody, I've just passed through here, and I've never seen you old man."

Just as he passed by a stall that made pancakes, the owner of the stall shouted at a man who was passing by with a pig, and the man replied not to be outdone. Zhou Yi stopped and watched with interest.

The man who sold the pancakes was older and had a hoarse voice, and he pointed at the man and said, "You stole it." ”

The man who led the pig said: "I didn't steal it, my pig also passed by you, could it be that the pig stole it?" ”

Soon a group of people gathered around to watch the excitement, and they all laughed when they heard what he said.

Seeing the tension between the two of them, eager to roll up their sleeves and do a big fight, the people around them were itching. And at this time, Zhou Yi suddenly stepped forward, walked to the innermost, and said loudly: "I also suspect that this money was stolen by this pig." ”

Everyone looked at him one after another, with shocked expressions on their faces and a lot of discussions.

"Pigs steal money too? I've lived for decades, and I've never stopped doing anything like this. ”

"Yes, yes, how can this pig steal money, who is this kid."

……

Zhou Yi stepped forward and said to the short and fat pig-bearer: "Oh, I see that you are good-looking, how can you be a thief?" ”

When the pig leader saw that someone was administering justice for himself, he immediately smiled: "Haha, of course, the little brother really has a vision." ”

Zhou Yi turned his head to look at the old man selling baked cakes again, and thought, "But this old man's money is indeed lost." ”

The old man who sold the baked cakes said, "Yes." ”

Zhou Yi said: "I rule the country according to the law, and I will never allow the illegal thing to steal money, I agree with your statement, I think this pig is the most suspicious." ”

Everyone shook their heads helplessly, originally thought that this young man was a powerful character, but they didn't expect that a child was a child, and what he said was so inconsequential, it was impossible for this pig to steal money.

Seeing that everyone was laughing, Zhou Yi said: "Don't worry, don't worry, I'll let this pig move, and then I will know who stole the money." ”

Everyone laughed even harder, Zhou Yi pulled the pig's ears and said: "I'm not an ordinary person, you fall into my hands, if you don't confess, I will slaughter you at noon today to make snacks, a pig that steals money, what do you want?" ”

The pig snorted a few times in succession, and Zhou Yi nodded again and again when he heard it, so he straightened up and said to everyone: "Haha, a pig is a pig, just be scared by me." ”

Someone asked, "What did you say about this pig?" ”

Zhou Yi shook his head and said: "Hey, this pig is indeed quite pitiful, it told me that it has a high hall and a full hall of children and grandchildren, so because of the pressure of life, it has to steal people's money, if you want to know where the money is now, you might as well do it and buy a baked cake in this old man's stall." ”

He made a large bowl at the stall, filled it with water, and said, "Put the money you used to buy the biscuits in this bowl." ”

In order to see the strangeness, everyone began to buy baked cakes, and the old man who sold the baked cakes saw that he had sold so many at once, and he immediately smiled.

As soon as Zhou Yi saw these copper coins, he immediately turned his head, looked at the owner of the pig, and then pointed to his cuffs and said, "This money is here." ”

"Pigs can talk? Do you think I'm a fool? ”

Zhou Yi smiled: "Pig, naturally can't speak, but this money can speak." This old man uses his hand to make baked cakes every day to collect money and find money, and this money is naturally stained with oil, everyone puts the money in, only your money will come out of oil, what else do you have to say? ”

He grabbed the man's hand and grabbed it so hard that the man opened his fist in pain and dropped out a handful of copper coins. (To be continued......)