Chapter Seventy-Nine: The Night Trial of Daofan
The autumn night was dark and cloudy. Winter has not yet begun, but the swishing night wind is already a little biting cold.
The island turtle was naked, wrapped in a quilt, and carried out the warm incense tent.
At first, he wanted to shout twice, but a man in black with a light veil went up and slapped four or five mouths, his face was swollen, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding all the time. And his heart, Sakura, was also tied up by another person, and his mouth was also blocked, humming there nonstop.
What made Dao Fan Turtle particularly angry was that the man took this opportunity to put his hands up and down according to the skin, incense hills, and hips of his little liver. He stared dryly from the sidelines, daring to be angry but not daring to speak.
In the end, the tall man in black who slapped himself stepped forward to stop it, and the man gave up stupidly, but then the unlucky one became himself, who was carried out like a dead pig, and was thrown out of the wall directly through the courtyard wall.
Although wrapped in a thick quilt, the island turtle was still hurt by the fall, and his internal organs turned over the river and the sea, if it weren't for the rags in his mouth, a pig-like howl, he would have broken out of the air.
Before the pain subsided, he felt himself being held on his shoulder again, and then there was a violent jolt, and it was clear that the man who was carrying him was running hard, and where was he going? Because it was tightly wrapped, the island turtle didn't know anything.
Kyoto was built on the example of Chang'an, the capital of the Tang Dynasty, and its internal street patterns are square, staggered and horizontal. The place where the custom temple is located is the south of the city, where the roads are the densest and the corners are the most.
Daofan Turtle only felt that he was being carried left and right, going around east and west, and suddenly felt a little dizzy. And the most unfortunate thing is not these, because the two of them ran very quickly, walking through the streets and alleys, never considering the feelings of the person on their shoulders, every time they turned into a street, they were not careful, and the island turtle was knocked heavily on the corner.
As a result, the sound of "dong dong" was endless, but the two of them no longer cared about his feelings at all, and only cared about themselves, if it wasn't for the quilt, Daofan Turtle's head was scooped a few times by the corner of the wall, but even so, it was a blue nose and swollen face.
After about a stick of incense, the turtle was put down, and because his head had been down for too long, he only felt uneven breathing, his head was swollen, and before he could recover his strength, he smelled a foul smell.
The island turtle was wondering alone, when he suddenly heard a voice say, "You can really find such a place." ”
Another voice replied, "If you want to blame, I can only blame you, come up with such a bad idea, if it is too tasteful, let's change it again." ”
"Come on, if you change places, you can carry it, anyway, I won't carry it, this dead pig has two hundred catties."
At this time, I heard the voice say, "Alright, alright, here it is." I'm going to get him out, you, get some night incense......"
"Why should I go?"
"This is an order, if you don't go, won't you let me go?"
At this point, the island turtle heard a sparse footsteps, and the rope wrapped in his quilt was being untied one by one.
As soon as he showed his head, he felt pitch black, and after a while, he saw two black shadows through the starry moonlight through the dark clouds.
Since both of them were covered with light veils, he couldn't see their appearances, and only vaguely judged that one was tall and very conspicuous, while the other was of ordinary stature and couldn't see obvious features.
In fact, the two of them removed the light yarn, and he couldn't see it clearly in the inky night. Of course, this also has an advantage, that is, his nose and face are swollen now, and the two opposite side can't see it clearly.
At this time, he also pretended to be calm, took out the majesty of his minister, and shouted: "You two are so bold, do you know where this is?" Know who I am? ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a medium-sized man say, "This is Kyoto." ”
Before Daofan Turtle could react, the tall man added: "You are Lord Daofanzhong." ”
"Now that you know, you dare to be so presumptuous! Hurry up and untie the ropes for your lordship, I read that you are young and ignorant, and I don't care about you. ”
The tall man snorted and said, "It's in our hands, you still dare to be hard-mouthed, come, smell it for you first." ”
After this person finished speaking, he drank and smiled, and in a bucket, he mixed it with something, and sent it to Daofan Turtle.
If it weren't for the Warring States Period, the Japanese did not have the habit of eating dinner, he would inevitably open his mouth and pour thousands of miles.
At this time, the other person also covered his nose with his hands and said, "Okay, okay, take it down quickly, I'm about to vomit." ”
The tall man said, "Now you know what to do, right?" ”
"Yes, yes." Dao Fan Turtle couldn't help nodding and said, "I am a minister of the imperial court, and my family has a lot of money, how much do you want?" ”
"I'm sorry, others don't know, I don't know yet, although you are a minister, but you are just a decoration, you are poor, you only have an IOU at home, and you always pay on credit when you go to the teahouse and wine shop, don't want to deceive the master." The other snapped.
Shimafan Turtle was told the central matter, so he had to beg: "As long as you don't embarrass me, what you want to do next, just ask." ”
The tall man laughed and said, "Let me ask you, is Miss Green Pothos in your house?" ”
"Pothos?" Daofan Turtle couldn't think of it for a while, and said with a sad face: "I don't know the pothos in the bottom." ”
Another person stepped forward and gave him a mouthful, "When you get to this step of the field, you still want to deny it." ”
Dao Fan Turtle suddenly felt that there were more stars in front of him, and he muttered again: "I really don't know any pothos girl in Xia, really don't ...... Wow......"
Before he could finish his words, a foul smell came again, and he choked on retching, closed his mouth, and did not dare to say more, but he still kept shaking his head.
"I'll give you a heads-up, Azuchi Castle, Chaxiangya!"
When Daofan Turtle heard this, he thought for a while, ignored the stench in front of him, and replied: "Yes, I remember it below, there is indeed a girl in it, called Luluo, who is from the ferry. ”
"Now that you know, why do you say she's not in your house?"
Dao Fan Turtle heard that the medium-sized person spoke the most majestic, and thought that this person must be the mastermind, so he said with a smile on his face: "I know that this girl is true, but she is indeed not in my house." ”
"Nonsense!" The tall man was obviously a little angry, and said sharply: "Your attendant was innocently killed, and you used the name of Xingshi to ask for guilt, coerced and lured, and took away other girls, and now you actually turn your face and deny it, I think you are toasting and not eating, eating and punishing wine." After speaking, the dung spoon in his hand was handed forward again.
Dao Fan Turtle hurriedly said: "Please write and take it away, I say, I say ......" This kind of taste is simply more uncomfortable than slaughtering him with a knife, if it spreads, the adult in the hall will be forced to confess with dung soup, not to mention the damage to dignity, and he will not be able to go out in the future.
The tall man took back the dung scoop and drank, "Don't say it yet!" ”
"Don't worry, sir, let me speak slowly." Daofan Turtle is now completely devastated, and said honestly: "That day, I saw the beauty of the pothos girl, and I really got lustful, and threatened that as long as she was willing to go with the old man, I would no longer pursue the murder of Yama Tianye, and leave it to Jiaofan to find the murderer on his own, but who knows, who knows...... In the end, it was a bamboo basket that was empty. ”
"Be clear!"
"Yes, yes......" Now Dao Fan Turtle couldn't tell who was asking, so he could only answer obediently: "The old man thinks she is a soft woman, what is her ability?" So, along the way, she was neither tied nor tied, and hired a ride for her, and she was coaxed on the road, but who would have thought that she would be allowed to run away. ”
"Nonsense, she's a weak woman, how can she run."
"Oh, she's not a weak woman, several of my samurai were injured by her, and she disappeared into the dense forest as soon as she jumped herself."
The tall man handed the dung spoon over again, and shouted, "You know, the fate of deceiving us." ”
Daofan Turtle hurriedly shook his head and said, "Don't dare, don't dare to ......"
"What? You say I don't dare? Okay, Lao Tzu will feed you a mouthful of dung, see if I dare or not. ”
"No, no, it's not that the master doesn't dare, it's that the old man doesn't dare, the old man doesn't dare to deceive you, what he said is true?"
"Do you think we're cheating?"
This time, he made it clear that he was a medium-sized man, and he didn't dare to slack off, and replied: "Master, think about it, you don't want the old man's life, and the second is not to harm the old man's family...... By this...... The risk is not worth it! ”
After he finished speaking, he found that the two people on the opposite side had not moved for the time being, and by the light of the stars and moonlight, Daofan Turtle vaguely saw the two of them looking at each other, and nodded to each other.
At this time, the man of medium stature said, "Okay, I can't ask anything, why is your dung spoon still holding high." After saying that, he casually touched the tall man with his hand.
"Hey, hey...... You...... Don't touch it. The tall man was touched by this, and the dung spoon in his hand suddenly couldn't hold it......
Just listen to the "whoosh", followed by the sound of "poof, poof" endlessly, and the island turtle performed a mouth full of feces on the spot.