Chapter 30: Escape
Yi Xingchen glanced at her, and said, "Uh——, Langzhong said, what's it called...... Bayberry sores ......! ”
I heard a scream from the apricot blossom girl over there, and pushed Gongsun He away violently, Gongsun He was confused, caught off guard, and fell to the ground. Yi Xingchen hurriedly went over and helped him up to sit on the chair, pretending to look at them in fear.
Xinghua spat vigorously on the ground, walked quickly to the table, picked up a bowl of soup, drank a big sip, swiped it in her mouth a few times, and spit on the ground. She gasped, her high chest kept rising and falling, her willow eyebrows were upside down, her apricot eyes were round, and she shouted at Gongsun He, "You have ...... Do you have this disease? Why didn't you say it earlier? You, you want to kill me? Phew! Get out, get out, get out! ”
The bayberry sores are syphilis in later generations, which was introduced to China in the early Ming Dynasty and has been spread for decades in the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty. Because it is a foreign disease, Chinese medicine has not studied it yet, so there is almost no way to treat it. And the ** of the Ming Dynasty was legal, which made the disease spread rapidly. Because of the high mortality rate of this disease and the spread of it through the hey, it is regarded as a poisonous snake and beast by ** women. As long as there is a suspicion that the overnight customer is suffering from this disease, they will resolutely refuse, no matter how much money the other party pays. Now I actually heard Yi Xingchen say that his master Gongsun He is suffering from such a contagious terminal disease, how can Xinghua girl not be in a hurry. It's not suitable, but it's rather believable.
Xinghua hid in the dressing room like a spit, and shouted to the maid through the door: "Quick, call someone to drive them away, hurry up!" Someone will bring hot water again, I want to take a bath, hurry! ”
Gongsun He had already been fascinated by the medicinal wine with aphrodisiac, dizzy, and his whole head was confused, and he didn't pay attention to what Yi Xingchen said just now, and was pushed to the ground by Xinghua again, and he was dizzy this time, and he couldn't figure out the southeast and northwest.
The maid was also like a kitten that had been stepped on by the tail, she shook off Yi Xingchen's arm, took a few steps backwards, knocked over the stool, and said, "You guys...... What's going on with you guys? If you have this disease and come to ** to find a girl, do you still have a conscience? ”
Yi Xingchen laughed secretly in his heart, of course he made this up blindly, what he wanted was to get out. He deliberately said to the maid with a bitter face: "I don't have this disease, it's my master who has this disease, really, I'm pretty clean, and I've never touched a woman, please believe me, ...... girl."
Yi Xingchen took two steps forward and made it look like he was going to hug the maid. The maid was so frightened that she took several steps back, dodged around the table, and said to Yi Xingchen with a white face: "Today is just for the girl to keep your master for the night, I want to ...... with you by the way, since your master has this disease, how can the girl still keep him?" The girl won't keep your master, even if you don't have this disease, I can't keep you. Hurry up! Let's go! ”
Yi Xingchen shook his head helplessly and said, "It's okay to go, but forget the hexagram, you have to give money to the hexagram, right?" ”
"Hexagram money? Oh, okay, you wait, I'll get it for you, you tell your master not to come. ”
As she spoke, the maid opened the closet in a panic, took out a box, took out a small bag of copper coins from it, and threw it to Yi Xingchen: "There are a hundred Wen here, you guys go quickly!" ”
Yi Xingchen took it and pinched it, it is estimated that there are indeed hundreds of texts, which can be regarded as a great gain.
He hurriedly stuffed the money bag into his arms. Picked up Master Gongsun He, who hadn't figured out what was going on, from the chair, and walked out. When I got to the door, I thought about it, stood up and turned around, and said to the nervous maid: "By the way, there is something I have to remind you, you and the girl should always be careful......"
"Got it! Got it! The little maid interrupted him impatiently, "It's really long-winded, let's go!" You're gone, and you're good to go! ”
Yi Xingchen wanted to remind a few more words, but when he heard this, he shook his head helplessly, and helped the master out of the door to the patio. What, this is leaving? Why not stay overnight? ”
Yi Xingchen raised his voice and said to Gui Gong: "We are poor fortune tellers, it is already our blessing to be able to come here to calculate a hexagram for the Xinghua girl, where is there still money to spend a night in this gold nest, this is not something that poor people like us can afford." ”
As soon as he said this, he heard Xinghua's maid shouting at the door of the room to ask the turtle to let the kitchen bring the bath water, and the girl wanted to take a bath.
Gongsun He hadn't figured out the situation before, but now, the strong aphrodisiac mixed with the wine attacked, hearing the girl's voice, thinking of the apricot blossom girl, he hummed and turned around to run to the apricot blossom girl's room, Yi Xingchen hurriedly put his arm on his shoulder, and said in a loud voice: "Master, let's go home, let's make so much money by calculating the hexagram, but we can't afford the girl here." When you make money in the future, you can come back to her. Let's go, Master. ”
Yi Xingchen deliberately raised his voice and said this, of course, he wanted others to know that they had left**, which Yi Xingchen subconsciously felt should do.
He shouted so loudly that the turtle who greeted the guests at the door, as well as the ** woman upstairs and downstairs, heard it, looked at him, and whispered:
"The poor old man on the street also came to visit the kiln? Seeing that he can't even afford to eat, how can he have such spare money? "It seems that the old woman of Xinghua is looking for him, the old woman is matched with the old man, and the sky and the earth are a pair!" "Then how did you get him out?" "Didn't you hear her maid calling for bathwater? Maybe the poor fortune teller's body was too dirty and smelly, and he was dyed with the smell of apricot blossoms, and she couldn't stand it, so she brought him out, hehehehe"
Yi Xingchen, with the help of the turtle father, took Gongsun He out of the ** and came to the street.
Yi Xingchen said to Gui Gong: "My master has only drunk a few cups to become like this, do you ** have any aphrodisiacs added to this wine?" You've got to tell me the truth, is there any way to cure him from his hangover? ”
Gui Gong smiled and said, "Which ** doesn't put something in the wine?" The boys and uncles who came here like to drink this kind of wine the most, but don't worry, this wine is only for interest, and it is not harmful to the body. If it's too uncomfortable, you can also go to the pharmacy and ask Lang Zhong to prescribe two doses of vomiting laxatives, vomit and diarrhea, and soon be fine. ”
Yi Xingchen was relieved at this time, and took his master Gongsun He and went straight to Haichuan Pharmacy.
When I got to the pharmacy, the door was open. The pharmacy always closes very late, because many people don't have time to see a doctor during the day, and they only come to the pharmacy at night, so there are many people who come to see a doctor at night.
Tang Xiaoqi was eating snacks while helping the guys in her uncle's store grab medicine at the counter. Seeing Yi Xingchen helping his master in, he couldn't help but be taken aback, and immediately greeted him and said, "What's wrong with your master?" Drunk? ”
"Yes, let your uncle show my master first, my master is very uncomfortable now."
Huang Langzhong was originally treating people, but when he saw Gongsun He and Yi Xingchen coming in, he immediately had a smile on his face. Immediately apologized to the patient and asked him to wait, then got up and nodded slightly to Yi Xingchen, as if it was inconvenient to say something, so he coughed twice and said, "What's wrong with your master?" ”
Yi Xingchen lowered his voice and said, "A friend sent a pot of wine to Master to drink, but after Master drank it, it became like this, and some people said that something might have been added to it." Let's take a look at the pharmacy and take a look. ”
Of course, Yi Xingchen wouldn't say that they had just drunk flower wine from **, and casually made up a lie.
As soon as Huang Langzhong heard him say this, he glanced at Gongsun He's face and eyes again, and understood seven or eight points in his heart. Quickly let him sit down at the table, pull his hand to check the pulse, and he was sure, and immediately walked quickly to the medicine cabinet, took a pill from a drawer, handed it to Yi Xingchen and said, "Hurry up and pay for your master first." Then, he picked up another pair of medicines from the medicine cabinet, and the medicine boy asked him to decoct the medicine immediately and pay it to Mr. Gongsun.
Yi Xingchen stuffed the pill into his master's mouth, Tang Xiaoqi brought a bowl of water and gave it to him, and asked curiously, "What did you add to the wine?" It can't be **, right, it doesn't matter, right? ”
Huang Langzhong didn't answer, and Yi Xingchen also pretended not to hear, just looked at the master with concern. Tang Xiaoqi saw that no one paid attention to her question, so she didn't ask anymore, and sat there looking at Yi Xingchen intently.
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