The hawker is really hard at night, but not for his daughter-in-law, but hard to teach Li Er to play on the computer, anyway, Lao Huang has already spoken, so let Li Er have a good time!

After arranging the daughter-in-law, the hawker returned to the modern house, and after walking for a while, Wei Chigong and Niu Jinda even took Li Er to demolish the house. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The hawker was startled as soon as he entered the door, "I'll go, what are you doing, I don't know, I think I have a husky at home, you look at this mess, the big old black, you opened the refrigerator, what are you looking for, don't close it after looking for it, hey, I'll go, Brother Li, you get up, don't panic, the remote control board of the air conditioner is broken by you, okay, old cow, what are you doing in the toilet, come out when you're full"

The excitement on the faces of the servants was slightly apprehensive, similar to the mood of a child who had no one to take care of at home during the holiday, and was ready to do something bad, Li Er rubbed his hands, "Dabao, you see that the gods have agreed to understand your customs here, so what, don't hide it, let's start directly"

The peddler nodded, "Well, you listen well, if you want to understand an era, then you need to understand what the famous people of this era are doing, for example, if I want to know about your Tang Dynasty, then you need to know, Your Majesty, where you have been, what things have you done, or people like the eldest grandson, what handwriting you have left, what poems have you done"

"So, the first step to understanding us is to also understand what the celebrities on our side are doing, so let's watch a variety show for a while, I haven't watched it for a long time, moving back and forth, old cow, go and bring the trash can, let's watch while eating"

Lao Niu bent down to drag the trash can to the hawker, the hawker put a few packs of snacks on the coffee table, pulled the remote control in his hand, and chose the variety show he wanted to watch.

Freeze the channel to a certain challenge variety show, and the hawker eats melon seeds and watches it with relish, this is a challenge similar to survival in the wild, which is much stronger than those so-called tearing a label and selling a cute or something.

At first, Li Erren was a little unimpressed by a few little white faces pretending to be crazy and stupid in front of the camera, but when the survival challenge officially began, they couldn't care about eating the melon seeds, and they were attracted by the exotic scenery on TV.

The tall coconut trees, the beautiful sea photographed by drones in the distance, and the boats that the actors take out to sea are all a great shock to the couple.

When he saw that there was no one on an island full of fruits, Li Er shouted that he would destroy the heavens, if there was such a good place in Datang, I couldn't let it be barren at all!

The hawker smiled at the corners of his mouth, didn't speak, watched the first step and achieved the goal, watching this show, watching stars is not the goal, watching those wild desert islands is the goal.

After watching six episodes in a row, the actors changed several islands, and even some islands still had natives, seeing that those natives were already running all over the ground on the vendor's side, and the planes were flying all over the sky and still maintained a semi-primitive life, the hawker felt that Li Er's anger was significantly faster.

After watching six episodes, there is no update, and Da Lao Hei and Niu Jinda seem to scoff at the performance of these stars, scolding people for being stupid when they are climbing trees, and scolding people for being stupid when they are catching wild things.

The vendor can't watch it, don't you want to be excited, okay, brother satisfies you, and cuts directly to the channel that I have watched and saved before.

As soon as the picture turned, a foreign man who didn't look good appeared on the screen, holding a big white worm with a wriggling fat body in his hand and stuffing it into his mouth, biting his teeth hard, snorting! With the naked eye, a-yellow liquid can be seen splashing out "Hello everyone, I'm Belgres, and now I'm going to show you how to survive in the rainforest...."

The three of them were obviously devastated and suddenly had a call, and Niu Jinda slapped his leg, "This is good, this is fierce, just look at this"

Li Er and Wei Chigong also nodded together, "Dabao, don't change the channel"

"Okay, then you watch first, I'll go out to buy food, do you eat fast food, or add two hard dishes"

Li Er waved his hand in his ear, "Whatever, hurry up, I saw those people hungry just now"

The hawker went to the city and bought some food for the three of them, and after bringing it back, the three of them pulled the lunch box into their mouths, staring at the TV intently, the hawker shook his head and ignored them.

Sure enough, when the hawker got up after sleeping in the afternoon, his eyes were red and he stared at the TV, Li Er took advantage of the gap in the advertisement to close his eyes and recuperate, as long as the opening music came together, he was immediately energetic, and when he went to school, the teacher fell asleep as soon as he lectured, and he was in good spirits as soon as he beat the class bell!

The dinner vendor brought some hard dishes to the three of them, "Okay, three, don't watch it first, eat first, you want to watch it after eating" After speaking, he ignored the opinions of the three and turned off the TV directly.

Li Er got up from the sofa with difficulty, held his waist to go to the toilet, and the second fool followed, and when he came back, the vendor's beer and chopsticks were all put away.

Li Er looked at a table of dishes, "Dabao, didn't order rice or anything?" ”

"Do you think I can cook? Eat, so you can be full, by the way, you guys have been watching TV for a day, do you have anything to ask? ”

Li Er was the first to speak, "Dabao, do those places on TV really exist, or are they made by technical means like those movie discs you brought me over there?" ”

"This is true, whether it is the person you see or the place, it is all true."

Li Er: "Your place is so big"

The peddler shook his head, "No, you have these places too, because ..... we live on the same land."

The servant looked at the vendor a little confused, and Wei Chigong put down the wine glass, "Dabao, I don't read much, what do you mean by this?" ”

"Da Lao Hei, you wait a minute" After the peddler finished speaking, he ran to the trash can outside the house and rummaged through it for a while, and finally found the New Year's painting that was torn off by himself, which was before he was afraid that the three of them would know that the era they lived in was a thousand years after they were scared, but now there is no need to.

Shake the New Year's picture clean, and the vendor stretched it out with his hand to show Wei Chigong, "Do you know the words on this?" ”

The servants put their heads in front of the New Year's painting, and Niu Jinda carefully identified it for a while, "Yu Chi Jingde, Qin Shubao, hey, Da Lao Hei, your name, and Shubao, this... This..."Niu Jinda looked at the New Year's painting and then looked at the vendor as if he had seen a ghost, Li Er was also stupid, and Wei Chigong was even more stupid.

After a long time, Yu Chigong reacted, "Dabao, this is...?" ”

The peddler casually threw the New Year's painting into the trash can, "Let me tell you this, Brother Li, hold the table, don't be scared" Li Er held the table tightly and waited for the hawker to reveal the mystery.

Poured himself a sip of wine to strengthen his courage, and the hawker slowly spoke, "Datang, a gorgeous and colorful dynasty in the history of our country, the founding time is 618 AD, and it has a history of 1,400 years from today, so everyone, where you are now, is 1,400 years after the five years of Zhenguan of the Tang Dynasty, understand?" ”

For a long time, none of the three of them said anything, and the vendor saw that the hands of the three people were tightly grasping the table, and the table was shaking, knowing that the three people had entered the magic barrier, and they had to wake up loudly, "Oh, the food is off" (to be continued). )