Chapter 20 The Vegetable Garden
Watching a few people gradually disappear in front of them in the direction of the setting sun, everyone was happy.
"Sister-in-law, isn't it good to let them go like this." Song Qing stood next to him and didn't speak, and when he saw a few people let go, he couldn't help but say, "As far as I know, this great sage and good teacher has received a lot of believers in the past two years, if they go back and call a bunch of people to make trouble, just a few of us, I think, it's not enough to see." ”
As soon as he heard Song Qing's words, he knew in his heart that Zhang Jiao was powerful, and Zhang Jiao was written very well in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and the old immortal of Nanhua, the teacher of the industry, was a fairy-like figure, and the dragon saw the head but not the tail, and gave Zhang Jiao Taiping the key technique, Zhang Jiaoxiao attacked the night practice, can call the wind and rain, and the Taoism is profound, and he has received hundreds of thousands of believers in a few years.
"Grandma is a bear, lady, the little monk thinks that what Brother Song Qing said is reasonable, as the saying goes, two fists are hard to beat four hands. Thinking about who is that corner, there are countless believers, this time these birdmen are released, it is estimated that it will not be long before a large number of people will be brought to make trouble, and then we will not be able to eat and walk around. "The abstinence is very powerful, and he is busy echoing and persuading.
"Hmph, you two soft eggs are afraid of them, the old lady is not afraid, the old lady is waiting here, they are coming, see if the old lady doesn't tear them to pieces." Sun Erniang glanced at the two of them and said disdainfully.
"That is, we have followed Erniang all these years, we are not afraid of the sky, the earth is not afraid, and we are afraid that they will not succeed, brother, don't be afraid, when those birdmen dare to come again, my dog will chop them into meat puree." Gou Yu patted the knife in his hand and said hard.
Seeing this, Li San and the others also echoed it, and no one refused to be left behind, so they admitted it.
"Lady, it's not that the two of me are afraid of them, it's just that the heroes don't suffer the losses in front of them, and they still fight when they know that they can't be beaten, that's not a hero, that's a fool, you say, are you a fool?" Jiese knows that several people are the masters of licking blood with a knife, and he is not afraid of heaven and earth, he can only persuade slowly at the moment, and it will only backfire if he is tough, and besides, he has no ability to be hard.
"You're a fool" Sun Erniang replied angrily, but she also knew in her heart that what she said was not unreasonable, although these people were quite martial, but after all, they couldn't defeat the other party's strength, and when the time came, she lost her life, not to mention, she also took the four brothers who followed her.
didn't want to lose face in front of Jiese, so he forced himself to say, "You two are afraid of things and don't want to stay here, even if you run for your life, the old lady will never force you to stay." The tone was very stiff, which made Song Qing quite embarrassed.
"Sister-in-law, we are by no means greedy for life and afraid of death, but we really don't need to fight hard with them, and it doesn't hurt to endure the anger for a while." Song Qing saw that Sun Erniang looked down on him, and explained.
"Lady, if you want to stay, the little monk will not leave, the little monk said that he will protect you, and he will never let others bully you again, even if it costs my life. It's just that in this situation, what the Song Qing brothers said is also the truth, thinking that we are good men, we have to sacrifice our lives for the country when we die, and we will die on the battlefield, and we will be shrouded in horse leather, how can we die in such an unknown way. As the saying goes, people are inherently dead, or lighter than the feathers, or heavier than Mount Tai, the little monk does not seek to be heavier than Mount Tai, but also does not want to be lighter than the feathers, let's come to this world to go once, how can we die like this. Thirty merits and fame, dust and earth, eight thousand miles of clouds and moons, but the king of the world, won the name before and after his death. Jiese originally wanted to persuade Sun Erniang, but the more she talked, the more arrogant she became, and at the end of her words, she gently sang Xin Qiji's famous sentence, and she was moved by her own words.
Grandma's, the little monk is a speech genius, if you didn't study Buddhism back then, it would be good to learn speech, and it wouldn't be mixed up like this, maybe you have already become famous, Wan Niu is pregnant, alas, it's a pity that there is no regret medicine in this world.
"Thief bald, where did you come from so many sayings, you are afraid of death is afraid of death, where is this so much nonsense, the old lady listens to it very noisy, if you want to protect the old lady, just practice kung fu for the old lady, don't play tricks on the old lady all day long." Sun Erniang said impatiently, but she was surprised in her heart, this lewd thief didn't expect to have this arrogance, and he could also recite poetry, so he really underestimated him.
Song Qing and the others, as men, are different from Sun Erniang, but they have deep feelings about the words of quitting sex, and they all think that since they were children, they don't have this idea in their hearts, but time is a pig-killing knife, purple grapes, black fungus, and soft bananas. The people who were heroic back then have now been smoothed out by reality.
"Boss lady, I think what the boss said makes a little sense, as the saying goes, stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of no firewood, as long as we keep our lives, there will always be a chance to teach them a lesson." Zhang Mazi seemed to be touched by the words of the quit sex, and then persuaded Sun Erniang.
"What the boss said is true, we should probably avoid the edge for the time being." Ergouzi also nodded in agreement.
Sun Erniang saw that Jiese's words moved her subordinates, and thought to herself, even if the old lady hides now, she will listen to the opinions of her subordinates, not the opinions of your thief, and the face problem will not exist.
At the moment, I had to pretend to be helpless, "Okay, since you and others say so, then let's avoid it for the time being, but where can we avoid it, although the world is big, there are very few places for me to go." ”
"Well, this is a very real problem, if Brother Gongming is here, then we will go to a lot of places, but now that Brother Gongming has left us to be a free immortal, it will be difficult for us to find a cheap place to go." Jiese also grabbed his head and said.
Grandma is a bear, where can you go at this time, or go to those famous celebrities.
To defect to Cao Cao? No, he should still be a speaker now, and the people he knows are all powerful people, and I will go rashly, and I don't have any special talents, so I will definitely not be welcomed, and I will be humiliated if I go.
Defecting to Liu Bei? No, now Liu Bei should still be selling straw sandals, and he can't support himself, let alone take us in, and then a large group of people will be uncomfortable eating pig bran every day.
Defection to Sun Quan? Grandma's, this is even worse, Sun Quan has just been born, and he is still desperately breastfeeding. If you want to defect, it can only be his father Sun Jian? Well, at this time, it should be Xiapi County, Xiapi? It should be the territory of Jiangsu for future generations, and now I am in Henan, across the province, it seems a little far away, and it is not realistic to want to defect.
Defecting to the Emperor? You don't have to think about it, you don't have the ability, you don't have a diploma, you don't have any relationships, you want to be a civil servant, that's a fantasy.
If none of this works, who else can you go to? Dong Zhuo? Leak. Ding Yuan? Leak. Maarten? Leak. Gongsun Chan? Leak......
After eliminating the impossible objects one by one, the abstinence finally came to the conclusion that there was no one to run to!
"Sister-in-law, isn't that Zhang Qing your cousin? Why don't we go to him? Song Qing saw that everyone was thinking for a long time and was at a loss, so he couldn't help but remind.
"That's right, Zhang Qing in the vegetable garden, how did the little monk forget this stubble, that's the lady's father-in-law... Forehead... Cousin, let's go to him, there should be no problem. "Fortunately, it was received in time, otherwise a husband would have been exported.
Grandma is a bear, in this life, the little monk robbed you of your old run, you shouldn't hate the little monk, Amitabha, the little monk didn't mean it, the little monk and Erniang are true love.
"Well, what Second Brother Song said is also true, the old lady hasn't seen this cousin for a long time, so let's pack up and go see this cousin." Sun Erniang then remembered that there was still a cousin in the city, and I heard that he had been doing business in the past few years and his life was not bad, isn't this a ready-made defector.
"Boss, we listen to you, you can go wherever you say, you say pack your things, then let's go pack your things." The dog shouted, and everyone dispersed to clean up, leaving Jiese and Sun Erniang, who were still standing in place.
"Thief bald, why don't you go and clean up your things, why are you standing here stupidly?" Sun Erniang stared at the ring color and said strangely.
"Hehe, the lady didn't go, the little monk waited for the lady to leave first, and then I left." The color of the ring returned to the hippie smile, and Sun Erniang, who looked at it, frowned.
"Boredom"
muttered a low sentence, and went back to the house to pack up without looking back, leaving the lonely quit color with a sexy back.
"Tsk, that little ass, walking and twisting, it's really tempting." Jiese couldn't help but sigh.