The hawker's pestle is very hilarious, the electric shock stick pestle is enjoyable, Kong Yingda screamed from the beginning, to the end of lifeless, and then the last hawker pestle shivered, and the other people present also trembled.

What a big hatred this Nima has, although the hawker is very rude at this time, but no one dares to go up to stop it, Lao Cheng's example is very good.

Once the civil and military watched the hawker roll the old man's fart and urine, no one made a sound, the only one who made a sound was Wang Lao Daochang, the old man didn't look a hundred years old, stubborn, and clapped his hands to the hawker on the side, "Dabao, yes, pestle him to death, pestle to death the old girl, I don't give face, when is it the turn of the Confucian people to teach the Taoist"

The old man does have a reason and the courage to say this, first of all, the hawker proposes to marry the old man, according to the etiquette, the old man does not know how much higher than Kong Yingda, although we can call Kong Yingda the old Kongtou, but compared to the old man Kong Yingda is a young man.

Secondly, the most important thing is that the division of various schools in the early Tang Dynasty is a two-Confucian, which is different from other dynasties, the old Li family in order to have a light on their face, and the relationship with Lao Tzu Li Danla is stiff, and Taoism is very high, that is, later Wu Zetian became the emperor and brought Buddhism out to fight against Taoism, reducing the influence of the Li family, which led to the decline of Taoism later.

But that's all for later, this will be powerful, otherwise Wang Lao Dao Chang can be posthumously sealed again and again after he dies, so it's not good for Kong Yingda to offend anyone, today Ya not only wiped the face of the vendor but also wiped the face of Wang Lao Dao Chang, so Wang Yuanzhi was happy to see Lao Kong being beaten.

The peddler was tired and got up to rest and move his arms, and the old Taoist was still cheering, "Dabao." Don't stop, keep pestle" Everyone else is full of black lines. I really responded to that sentence and wanted to hit you. Looking for a bunch of people to unite is the Zonghengjia, who wants to beat you, it is the Legalist who first accuses you of the crime, and it is the Buddhism who beats you and says that it is good for you, and it is definitely the Taoist who beats you if he wants to beat you.

Li Er covered his face on the dragon chair, he was really speechless, with such an elder, how good can the junior be, although he is also a little angry Kong Yingda should not make a mess. But just give a lesson, looking at the peddler pestle below, he said, "Dabao, okay, okay, dissipate your anger, don't kill people"

Only then did the peddler stand up straight and spit at Kong Yingda on the ground, Li Er nodded, this time it was the place. Uh, what do you think?

Kicking the old hole on the ground, the hawker felt that he had the potential to be a chengguan, but it seemed that his brother was currently the chief leader of the chengguan of Fengzhou Hushi. Song Hao and Huang Paparazzi, the two city leaders, have to listen to their own faults.

Seeing the old man curling up on the ground, occasionally convulsing like a sheep seizure, the peddler was also a little worried, "Hey." If you're dead, stand up if you're not dead."

Kong Yingda couldn't answer. In other people's estimations, even if they can stand up, they will resolutely not stand, because the old man was embarrassed just now. It's better to lie down and pretend to be a dead dog.

The hawker's words alerted the others, and Li Er hurriedly waved his hand, "Come on, a few people, hurry up and carry Dr. Kong down for treatment" A little eunuch next to him rushed over and carried Kong Yingda down around the hawker.

The peddler put away the electric shock rod, straightened his clothes, and arched his hand to look at Li Er, "I'm sorry, I'm out of shape for a while, forgive me, by the way, is there anyone who opposes my request for marriage?" ”

No one in the entire hall dared to speak, who the dared, if he didn't agree with him, he would pestle people like dead dogs, and his majesty's appearance was very ambiguous, and it seemed that he had no intention of pursuing the hawker's dereliction of manners, and no matter how careless people were, they knew that this matter was a certainty.

Seeing that no one objected, the hawker pulled up Lao Cheng who was lying on the ground, Lao Cheng's eyes were full of circles, and he was a little dizzy after standing up, so he woke up and pointed at the hawker, "What did you use to get me just now, I didn't offend you, I just pulled a frame, you just put me down in front of so many people, what a shame, no, your compensation"

The peddler patted Lao Cheng on the shoulder, "What compensation do you want, five boxes of Hibiscus King or what?" The peddler looked at Lao Cheng with meaningful eyes as he spoke.

Looking at the hawker's eyes, Lao Cheng shuddered, the national teacher knew that he had been talking too much last time, and the momentum was gone at that time, "Uh, I'm joking, the last time I broke my mouth, don't be weird, let's even" Then Lao Cheng went back to the court class with a relative, wondering who revealed what he said about his last mouth, or did the hawker really know everything?

After a farce, no one came out to make trouble about the hawker's proposal, Li Er saw that the situation had calmed down, so he picked up the fold handed by Wang Lao Dao Chang, wrote on it with a red pen and then drew a circle, looked at Wang Lao Dao Chang, the old man was still muttering about the scene of the hawker beating people just now.

"Dharma Master, Elder Wang, I have approved the marriage of Yue'er, go back and let Dabao prepare the rest of the matters."

The old man saluted Li Er, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for the marriage"

The hawker also clenched his fist at Li Er, "Thank you, Your Majesty"

Li Er waved his hand, "Okay, let's all disperse, the people from the Ministry of Rites and the Ministry of Households stay, oh, Dabao, you can also stay, and the others will disperse first."

A group of courtiers scattered, Li Er stepped down from the dragon chair and beckoned, "Let's go, let's go to the study to talk about something"

"Okay" The peddler replied and followed the few people who stayed behind to Li Er's imperial study, Li Er sat behind his desk, and the others sat on the sofa in turn.

Li Er lit a cigarette for himself first, took a sip of it and began to arrange things, "Go back to the Ministry of Rites to get a charter, Yue'er is marrying in the name of the princess this time, there is no precedent in this matter, how to get it, you can watch it, don't lose the royal prestige"

Several people in the Ministry of Rites are in pain, the princess's marriage is a matter of losing prestige, and it also makes people not lose their prestige, this thing is fucking, but the emperor sent a word, and he couldn't help it, and several people agreed to it.

After explaining to the Ministry of Rites, Li Er looked at the household department again, "Go back and count, how many victims in the war-stricken areas are still short of food this year, and after Dabao gets the food, it will be sent directly to the people, so that the people can have a good year."

"Your Majesty is merciful, I'll wait for this to be counted"

Then the people on both sides came out together, and Li Er and the hawker were left in the house, and the two of them were not tense, the hawker smoked with Erlang's legs swaying, and Li Er sat down next to the hawker with a cigarette, "Dabao, what did you use with the old man with the pestle just now, give me insight"

The hawker flicked the ash on the armrest of the ashtray "Hey, a gadget, it was originally intended for Yue'er to defend herself, but I haven't had time to give it, the old man hit my muzzle, you want to see it, give it, this is for you, take it to play, just go to the emperor to charge it when the power is out."

Li Er took the electric shock baton and gave a thumbs up to the vendor, "Generous, by the way, how do you play with this thing?" “

The vendor stretched out his finger and pointed to the switch on it, "You just press this, remember, don't point it at anyone"

Li Er tried to press the "sneer..."A spark flashed between the electrodes, and Li Er almost threw the shock rod away, "Dabao, is this the legendary artifact used by the thunder male and lightning mother to split people?" (To be continued.) )