Wang Mumu just finished his morning exercise and went to the office, ready to take a break and go to breakfast. Unexpectedly, Wang Laoji and Hu Nan hurriedly followed in and said, "Lord, the big thing is not good, the Arabs have something wrong again!" ”

Wang Mumu asked, "Lao Ji, what's wrong?" Is there anyone who wants my blade leg to cripple itself again? ”

Wang Laoji said: "Lord Wang, this time it is not a problem with the legs, but a problem with the root of the legs." ”

The root of the leg? Wang Mumu thought that this Wang Laoji would also use professional terms. Isn't the root of the leg where the thigh meets the torso? There are inguinal ligaments and yin and yang channels of the male and female reproductive systems, which usually do not see the light, and it is a sensitive area. How? Where do you want me to go for surgery? Denaturation? Dilate? Reinventing the splendour? It's really brain-dead, this prince is not interested!

Wang Laoji said: "Report to the prince, this matter is too demonic!" This happened at four or five o'clock in the morning, and the medical school sent a letter, because the wound involved a sensitive area, and Hu Nan called me there. When I arrived at the medical school, I saw that the deputy head of the Seljuk delegation was injured, his name was Ultraman Nightpot, and his pants and crotch had been burned down. His lower body, the base of his legs, was miserable. His chrysanthemums, scorched, like a black rose; His little brother, burned and swollen like a large red intestine; The roots of his thighs were blistered from the same as the skin of a toad. Out of revolutionary humanitarianism, the doctor on duty hurriedly cleared the sores and relieved the pain. As we all know, we Chinese medicine pay attention to looking and hearing, and besides, the injury is in that place, and the injury is so arrogant, how can medical workers not ask to understand? However, no matter how the three whites and the four of them interrogated, this Ultraman didn't answer, just blindly screamed: Painful death! It hurts to death!! ”

Hu Nan said: "Lord Wang, that Ultraman is the deputy head of a delegation, and he is so seriously injured and so strangely injured. He shouted in Arabic again, and the white lady on duty asked Bai Suzhen to call Hu Dong. I heard that it was the Arab guests who were burned, and Huxi also came. Because everyone can't figure it out, where did this Ultraman get burned? And how did he get burned? You know, it's August, it's summer, it's hot, and there's no heating stove in the room at all. Besides, all the guests eat feasts, and they don't cook and barbecue, where is the tinder? There is a hot water bottle in the hotel, for the guests to make tea, but the boiling water can be scalded and bubbled again, how can you burn the clothes and pants and the flesh? Besides, if there is an open flame, who would put their butts on the fire and roast them?

Seeing that Ultraman didn't talk about the main point, Hu Xi asked someone to call the flower fairy who came with her this time. Hu Xi and the flower fairy muttered for a while, and the flower fairy looked at Ultraman's wound with a red face, turned around and muttered a few more words to Hu Xi, and then called Hu Dong, and the three of them went out. Seeing that the emergency response is ready, we are now coming to report. ”

Wang Laoji continued: "Lord Wang, we didn't pay much attention to this Ultraman before, but now that something happened, we care about it." When I inquired, it was quite complicated. As the saying goes, people have a long and a short. If a man's legs are slender, the middle one will be stubby; Conversely, when that thing grows, its lifespan will be shorter. For the delegations that come to the hospital, there are long and short; For the Seljuk delegation, their leader, Omar Khayyam, was a well-known poet and astronomer, and was their chief; However, the other nine people in the same company are not the same. The deputy commander, Ultraman Nightpot, is their short. This Ultraman is definitely a foodie, lazy and greedy, and eats the world. This person is not only delicious, but also H-colored, seeing women, especially beautiful women, especially noble women who are beautiful and temperamental, that gluttonous, indomitable, never dying. For this reason, Omar Khayyam and Ultraman Nightpot are the two heads and deputy heads, and they often have quarrels. ”

Hu Nan said: "Lord Wang, you were busy with equipment a few days ago, and you were busy with guests these days, you probably don't know much about the little witch fairy called the flower fairy that Hu Xi brought this time, tell you, this big beauty, really a witch fairy, she can not speak, staring at you, you can know what you are thinking, can you guess which leg you are going to take next, where to go?" She is also very good at interpreting dreams, reading faces, and reading minds. It is said that her mother was a very prestigious witch king, and the word came to her and it was a great achievement. She was bewitched by love, lost her mind for a while, and her IQ was discounted in love, and she was caught by Catholic witch exclusions. Later, she was bought back by Sister Hu Dong with money, and she defected to Sai Island and became a diva of the White Cat Corps. Later, Sister Hudong came to beg, and she has been helping Sister Huxi do things. Sister Huxi told us that over time, she found that this flower fairy was absolutely very human, not only amazingly beautiful, but also amazingly intelligent, and even had special functions, so everyone said that she was a witch of the great devil. Her water is quite deep and her spells are high, but on the surface she is a pure Barbie Lori who is sunny and full of flowers, healthy and beautiful......"

Hu Nan was talking to Wang Mumu, and Hu Shi and the flower fairy came over. Because Hu Nangang praised the flower fairy, Wang Mumu also changed his usual intention to avoid beauties and looked at this flower fairy.

There were three beauties walking in front of him, two of them were Wang Mumu's newlywed wife, and the other should be the flower fairy. This flower fairy is indeed very beautiful. Her shiny, glittering golden curls fluttered naturally, curling blonde hair one by one, retaining the golden light of the sun, setting off her bright and bewitching, smooth white cheeks, outlining her soft and graceful outline; Her long black eyebrows were like the mighty bow and arrows of Eros, and the temples flew from the center of her eyebrows, which would hurt everyone; There were a pair of big watery eyes flashing under her slender and soft eyelashes, and at a glance, anyone would lose their intelligence; Her blue pupils reflected the most holy heavenly light, like the sparkling snow-capped mountains and holy lakes, and the depth was indescribable; Her fine white and neat jade teeth shine between the smiling cherry lips, like crystal dewdrops in the half-opened pomegranate stamens, and everyone will have a choice of intimacy; Her well-proportioned, small ears, and her delicate hands, which were as plump and tender as lotus buds, showed the roundness of the most beautiful pearls of the Mediterranean, and the sparkle of the most beautiful gems of the Indian Ocean; Her slender willow waist is wrapped around her hands and feet, setting off a graceful and soft waist and plump breasts, showing the most valuable wealth of a flower-like girl; In the soft folds of her corset, her graceful figure seemed to be a masterpiece of magic, and this statue of a god made of white jade seemed to be a boy and a young man specially made by God to be placed in the world to shame and trouble China and the West.

Hu Nan was still chattering in Wang Mumu's ear: "Lord Wang, this flower fairy is very godly, Sister Hu Xi said, on Sai Island, in Rhode Island, this flower fairy helped Sister Hu Xi identify many people lying in front of Sister Hu Xi, or exaggerating, or making something out of nothing, or deliberately misleading. This flower fairy has amazing 'brain reading', she is like a living 'lie detector', able to identify whether others are lying or not by the slightest expressions and movements.

This flower fairy can also 'read' the numbers in your brain, it's really incredible, she can guess any three-digit number imaginable in other people's heads from 100~999. Huxi told me that in one of her tests with the flower fairy, Huxi drew a night pot unique to Chinese people on her back, and although the flower fairy had never seen this kind of thing used by the Chinese, and she did not see what Huxi was drawing, but a few minutes later, the flower fairy drew another picture, and the object on the picture was very similar to the night pot. In another test, Hussey randomly picks out a few words from a book, and the flower fairy immediately guesses what Huxi picked just by looking at Huxi's facial expressions.

This flower fairy is really powerful, and during a performance in Rhode Island, the flower fairy was blindfolded, and she guessed what was in someone's pocket by listening to the friction sound of someone's clothes and smelling the smell. She can guess how much money is in someone's pocket by listening to the friction sound, and can tell how big the money is in someone's pocket, and the owner of the pocket is clear. She made Huxi stunned many times.

Hu Xi also said that once, she called five Harvard students whom the flower fairies had met from the end of the day, and asked them to paint a picture each of them with the flower fairies on their backs. Then, mix all five of the paintings. When the flower fairy asks Harvard students who painted which painting, he asks the painters to lie to him. By discerning the painter's lies, Salem quickly identifies the true owner of each painting one by one. This flower fairy is really not small, Sister Huxi used her as a treasure when she was in Rhodes, and asked her to teach the knights of the Mediterranean how to identify the suspect's lying skills many times, and help her solve the case and govern the island. Recently, Hu Xi asked the flower fairy to write out these skills, ready to hand them over to the prince, the title of the book is probably called "Brain Game", which is not finished, and there will be a lot of amazing mysteries of "reading the brain".

Hussey also said that this flower fairy's skills are not limited to this, she can do magic, she will conjure a bird for a while, and a loaf of bread for a while. The birds fly away on their own, and the bread tastes quite good. Her hands and feet are very fast, and she also performs the Dafa of moving objects in a small circle of only a few people, that is, the things locked in the box and covered in the pots and bowls are arbitrarily moved and repositioned to other places. Oh, she can still pick up things in the air, hehe, to put it mildly, it's stealing, taking the things in other people's pockets, the things in the drawers, the things in the bag, in the blink of an eye, it's in her hands, in her bag, in her bag, in her drawer......"

Listening to Hu Nan's chatter, although Wang Mumu was expressionless, his heart was turbulent and excited, and he couldn't calm down for a long time. I remember that in my previous life, in country M, there was a psychology professor named Mark Salem, who was known as the "master of brain reading". He is like a living "lie detector", he can also listen to music and count money. The New York Police Department worshiped him like a god and asked him to participate in solving the case many times. Although Wang Mumu himself is an incredible traverser, he still doesn't believe in any cultivation leveling, he admits that people's abilities are big and small, admits that some people have talents, and some people will also have some abilities, but, everything, there should be a cause, a source, a root, and a trace. In his previous life, Wang Mumu admired that Salem in addition to admiration. Some perceptions and responses cannot be gained through hard work. Wang Mumu is very happy that he, in this era, his own Harvard, this Liuqiu, is thriving into a best, most beautiful, most livable and most suitable development of "wood", good birds choose wood and perch, I am Mumu, warmly welcome good birds from all over the world to choose wood and perch, a lot of hope that the effect of "virtuous ministers choose the master and do things" can expand, expand, and expand .......