Qin Feng cleared his throat and sang a passionate pop song in the Chinese music scene in later generations. Cao Cao was so shocked that he almost knelt down, and hurriedly shouted: "Good song, good song, I have never heard such a bloody song!" Sure enough, it is an ancient famous song more than 1,800 years ago! And he said to the musician who came with him;" You don't have to sing this song, the official will sing it himself! ”

The musician was extremely disappointed, he couldn't face such a reality, just like the actors who were not allowed to go to the Spring Festival Gala in later generations, they couldn't withstand the stimulation of being masturbated at the last moment, and passed out.

Cao Cao scratched his ears and cheeks for a while, and he couldn't wait to sing on stage now, so as to express his manliness.

Qin Feng smiled, and said in his heart that this was not 1,800 years ago, but more than 1,800 years later.

In this regard, although it is just a song, it also reflects the advantages of crossing. A heroic figure like Cao Cao will inevitably bow to the upper hand.

At this time, Qin Feng suddenly heard a dissatisfied voice coming, "Brother Zijinxian, it's too boring, you killed the program of our company's lieutenant department, but you are here to support Brother Meng Dexian." This doesn't work, you have to think of a show for your brother! ”

Qin Feng fixed his eyes and looked at it, yes, Yuan Datou came.

Qin Feng saw that Yuan Shao had a big head, but in fact, he also had a big head.

Yuan Shao pleaded: "Brother Zijin, we are three young people in the capital, and we have the same qi and branches, you can't just take care of Meng De, you must know that the palms and backs of your hands are all meat." ”

At this time, in the busy layout of the venue, two bamboo planks fell. Qin Feng's eyes lit up and said, "There you have it!" Brother Benchu, so, so, you can play the bamboo plank. This program, which is more than 1,400 years ahead, is also a good program. ”

Bamboo board, legend has it that it was invented by Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty.

When Yuan Shao heard this, although he felt that he was not as good as Cao Cao's more than 1,800 years, it was not bad to be able to lead by more than 1,400 years. He thought, "Since Cao Mengde is going to be on stage, then I will also be on stage." ”

An hour later. Cao Cao and Yuan Shao hummed and left the Xuanle Hall satisfied.

Another half hour later.

"Lord, it's amazing, the officials of the Three Princes and the Nine Secretaries are here!" Dian Wei Chong said urgently.

Qin Feng's face changed. "Could it be that there are too many people killed and you want to rebel?" He originally said to hide, but when he thought about it, "Ye is the chief director, who dares to rebel?" The chief director reported to the big leader. Take it all down! ”

With the arrival of the hundred officials, Qin Feng was waiting for him, who knows, all the officials and officials knelt down, and those who were equivalent to the official positions bowed, and said in unison: "Lord Qin, help, give a good show." ”

Kong Rong came out again and said, "Mr. Qin Zi, for the sake of the ancestor Confucius, let's give the disciples a program." He walked in again and said, "Mr. Qin Zi." The disciples do not seek to be ahead of more than a thousand years, they can be ahead by two or three hundred years. ”

Qin Feng was stunned when he heard this, and then he suddenly realized, presumably Cao Cao and Yuan Shao must have gone to show off, attracting everyone to ask for the show. He shook his hand and said, "It's just about three hundred years, and it hasn't changed much, so you can figure it out for yourself." ”

Kong Rong was very embarrassed and said, "Sir, then give it an eight-hundred-year one." ”

Qin Fengxin said that eight hundred years later it will be the Song Dynasty, and the master doesn't understand.

More and more officials gathered around. Pushing, pushing, squeezing, saluting, and saluting, there are people who are called Lord Qin Feng. There are those who call Master Qinzi, and those who shout new saints, without exception, all come to pray for the program.

It turned out that Cao Cao and Yuan Shao didn't keep their mouths shut and went out baldly. Hundreds of officials have never seen other people's programs before, which is surprisingly good. Compared with their show, it is nothing. When I heard it for more than a thousand years, it was an ancient divine comedy, and my heart and gall were suddenly broken.

People have a divine comedy, but they have nothing, and they are bound to be embarrassed at the Spring Festival Gala. Shame at the Spring Festival Gala, even if it is a shame and thrown all over the world, Your Majesty will not be welcome.

Therefore, all the officials came to ask Qin Feng for ideas.

"Lord Qin, give our Shaofu Department an eight-hundred-year one!"

"Mr. Qin Zijin, we only need about six hundred years old!"

"Sage Qin, our sect only needs to be about five hundred years old!"

Qin Feng didn't agree at first, but all the officials begged him that he couldn't be too cold-blooded. Fortunately, Qin Feng was born as a professional performer in later generations, and he can't remember anything else, but he remembers a lot of programs.

So, Qin Feng waved his hand, "There are no masters here for hundreds of years, but there are more than a thousand years, do you want them?" ”

"I want ~ I want it!" The hundred officials were overjoyed, and praised again: "The ancient Yuefu songs that have been lost, the new sage knows about them, and we don't know." ”

Another humane: "How fresh, Master Qin Zi is a saint, just like the Confucian saint, he knows everything." ”

Qin Feng was very embarrassed when he heard this, and said in his heart, don't praise you, this place is lost in ancient times, and this should not have appeared in later generations.

But then again, since it hasn't appeared yet, Qin Feng can pirate it casually, and even copyrights such as authorship rights can be stolen. It is actually the largest professional piracy since ancient times.

Qin Feng pondered for a moment and said, "In this case, you Taiwei Department will say "cross talk". ”

"You Situ Department, just make a sketch."

"You Sikong Department, let's have a "two-person turn". ”

He pointed out them one by one, and so on and so forth, and so on.

"My lord, what is cross talk, sketch, and two-person turn?"

"Cross talk is a language art, paying attention to speaking, learning and singing, ......." As a result, Qin Feng had to give an official explanation.

At this point, all ministries have good programs. Qin Feng's rest of the work is to guide the layout of the party hall, lighting and sound are the main events. In particular, classical audio should be matched with modern repertoire. Fortunately, the musicians of the palace are all top contemporary musicians. They have the ability, what they lack is advanced consciousness and unrestrained inspiration, it just so happens that Qin Feng has nothing, just consciousness and inspiration.

As a result, with the passage of time, the ancient music troupe composed of Yuefu musicians gradually used classical percussion instruments such as chimes, chimes, and drums, wind instruments such as "chimes" and "trumpets", and string instruments such as guzheng and pipa, to play the effect of later music troupes.

When there were 24 hours left before the Spring Festival Gala of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Qin Feng left the palace exhausted. For him, it is too difficult to hold a party alone, and it is even more difficult to hold a party in the Eastern Han Dynasty alone. But in order to marry a daughter-in-law, he also let go.

Just as he was talking about going home, a person suddenly appeared, and this person bowed at that time, and said pitifully: "Lord Qin." Let's give it to the next program. ”

Qin Feng fixed his eyes and saw that it was none other than Liu Bei. He frowned and did not speak.

Liu Bei became anxious. But in order to be able to be famous on stage, he also gave up. stepped forward to salute again, and was particularly embarrassed to fan the big-eared elephant, and said, "Lord Qin, each ministry has a program." It's not bad for this one. Speaking of this, Liu Bei showed signs of crying, and choked up: "There is an ideal for cheating and fighting, and one day I will be able to sing popular songs." Lord Qin's song is so good, for the sake of the cheats and conscientious work for the adults, the adults will give the cheats a show and realize the ideal of cheats! ”

So, Liu Bei said that the nine deaths and nine lives during the Yellow Turban, and that there was no ambiguity in arresting Cao Cao, why are these? Naturally, it was to carry out Lord Qin's orders. Even if there is no merit, there is hard work.

Qin Feng looked at Liu Bei, who was pouring bitter water, and he was also full of pity. Fortunately, Qin Feng is a later generation, and he knows the temperament of the cattle people of the Three Kingdoms, he sighed again and again, and said in his heart that he really deserves to be Liu Xuande, the first actor of the Three Kingdoms, what is acting like.

For an old drama bone like Liu Bei, who is self-taught and famous for crying scenes, Qin Feng, a "junior" from a professional acting class in later generations. Whatever you say, you have to give people a show, no. He was blessed from his heart, his eyes lit up for a while, and he said, "There are many ringworms, this official is here." There's really a good show for you, no, no, for your three brothers. ”

"I don't know what the show is, how many years ahead?" Liu Bei wiped his tears and said with great joy.

Qin Feng pondered for a moment. I feel that the style of this original singer should be more than 100 years ahead. Therefore, Qin Feng stretched out two fingers.

Liu Bei was disappointed for a while, and sighed: "Hey! It's only been two years, hey....... ”

"What two years, two thousand years!"

Liu Bei didn't expect there to be a twist, so he bowed at that time, "That's it, that's it!" ”

Qin Feng said: "For this show, there must be special costumes and props, so and so on, you have to prepare." ”

"Lord Qin, when will you be able to teach my three brothers?"

"That's what you teach." Qin Feng laughed, in order to be able to see Liu Bei's three brothers singing and dancing in the Eastern Han Dynasty, he also let go, and went to Liu Bei's mansion to withstand his exhaustion.

Liu Bei saw Qin Feng smiling, he also smiled, and thought for the first time, "Qin Zijin is not bad, he is a good person...... ”

An hour later, in Liu Bei's mansion, the sound of rehearsals came from the hour.

"Hahaha......." Qin Fengtang sat high and watched the rehearsal of the three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang, he sprayed tea several times and laughed constantly.

Liu Bei stopped laughing, he was a little cute, and he stopped. Guan Yu immediately began to stroke five strands of long hair, squinted his eyes and turned his head to the side, and said in his heart What is this. Zhang Fei wiped the sweat on his head, looking unbelievable.

Qin Feng said with a smile; "It's good, it's well rehearsed, and later tomorrow, you can go on stage. You don't have to worry about the sound effects, the official will guide the orchestra. ”

Liu Bei didn't trust it, and said, "My lord, is this really a lost song from two thousand years ago?" How does it feel that there is something wrong with the fraud, I am afraid that Your Majesty will not be satisfied. ”

Qin Feng pulled his face and reprimanded: "It is precisely because there is a gap of two thousand years that you will have such an idea. Since you don't want to, the official will give the show to others. ”

Liu Bei hurriedly said; "Don't, our three brothers want this show!"

Qin Feng smiled at this time, he walked down the hall, patted Liu Bei's shoulder, patted Zhang Fei's, and finally patted Guan Yu's, and said with a smile: "Practice hard, as soon as you appear tomorrow, you will definitely shock the audience!" After speaking, Qin Feng laughed and left.

Liu Bei hurriedly saluted and saw him off, Guan Yu twisted his head and barely clenched his fists.

In this regard, on the evening of the Spring Festival of the Han Dynasty, the Taiwei Department said "cross talk", Situ Department performed "sketches", Sikong Department performed two people, Jiuqing all departments have programs, and Cao Yuan and Liu will all perform on stage!

"Who will believe it?" Qin Feng couldn't help but be shocked when he thought about it, he wanted to see what the Spring Festival Gala was like 1,800 years ago, but he didn't expect it to be a modern Spring Festival Gala in one go.

However, there were heavyweight heroes such as Cao Cao, Yuan Shao, and Liu Bei who performed on stage, and the emperor himself came to help the fun. The specifications and levels of the Eastern Han Spring Festival Gala far exceed any Spring Festival Gala in later generations.

Therefore, Qin Feng also opened a precedent for the Chinese Spring Festival Gala. (To be continued.) )