Chapter 0625 - There is no gentleman in a hurry
Today is the seventh day of the Rose Wedding, the "Welcome" day, and the last day of the seven days of the wedding. According to the original plan, the program preview posted said that Harvard's Bodhisattva president would bless all newlyweds and give a lecture on family planning and scientific parenting; Then, after dinner, every Chinese and foreign guests will be given an unheard, unsmelled, untasted, unforgettable, and debut fragrant drink - coffee, in the fragrance of the ethereal fragrance, farewell to the Chinese and foreign guests, and the seven-day music of the rose wedding will also come to a fragrant curtain call.
Unexpectedly, the plan could not keep up with the changes, and there was a problem again. Early in the morning, someone from the medical school reported to Wang Mumu, saying that last night, fifty or sixty foreign guests went to the emergency department because of diarrhea, and 11 of them had lost water and salt due to severe diarrhea, and even had symptoms of collapse; Fifteen or six hundred more people came to register this morning because of gastrointestinal discomfort.
In the past two days, the two queens who were with Wang Mumu were glued like paint, and the two queens suddenly woke up when they heard the news, what are you doing, why are there so many things about our two queens getting married?
Wang Mumu and the two queens, and then pulled the little god doctor Yuwen Rounu, breakfast was also waived, and the four of them went straight to the medical school.
Now, in medical school, it's not the head, but the ass; It's not rubbing shoulders, but rubbing hips. Drunk people will puff up their chests and belly, and people with diarrhea will often shrink their heads and chests, so now, in the corridors of internal medicine and intestinal medicine, there are buttocks everywhere, and the sound of farts is bursting, and the smell is stinking.
In the bathroom, someone couldn't hold it anymore and shouted that the people in the WC don't occupy the pit and don't! The people in the WC are complaining that they are, so don't rush anymore! At this time, the WC is like a siege, the people outside want to go in, and the people inside want to come out; The people outside can't get in because the people inside don't come out, and the people inside don't dare to get out because the goods in their stomachs are still out. When the two armies fight, they often fail to surrender and scold the battle, so for a while, the situation of the people inside and outside the siege is quite antagonistic, of course, it can also be said that the people inside and outside the siege are quite antagonistic because of.
Li Changjie, who was in Jiaozhi, knocked on the toilet door and shouted: "National teacher, are you okay?" You've been in it for so long, don't fall asleep in it! â
Li Daocheng was furious: "What are you sleeping!" Don't you see that my muscles are exposed, my cheeks are purple, and my whole body is shaking? can be sprinkled but not rubbed, no, no, no, Shi can be killed but not humiliated, you don't take advantage of my luck to rob. Oops! There is nothing difficult on the toilet, but I am afraid that there will be new people! Holy! âŠâŠâ
Angkor's Wu Liugui was also knocking on the door, shouting, "Brother Three Ghosts, are you okay?" I've handed you a hundred and seventy-eight pieces of paper, and you still have the ability to keep piling conch in it? â
Wu Sangui in the door was also helpless: "Amitabha! If the poor monk's is taken off the rabbit, and it is a little Waterloo, it is really helpless, is necessary, you will be compassionate, let the poor monk keep the precepts, and say: Storing makes heroes, heroes are also, everything is empty in the world, and it is easy to pull the empty ......"
The men's toilet is thriving, and the women's toilet is not lonely. Fairy Jima said shamefully next to the toilet door: "Naliya, my sister is really limited in ability, and she is about to lose control, can you quickly spread the fishy, no more than three, and let the little sister have nothing?" â
Nariya was very embarrassed: "Sister Jima, my sister is also limited in her stomach now, why don't you come in, our sisters will fight in the same room, the will not stand together, and the will end up together, and the will be light?" âŠâŠâ
The official has always been begging for mercy with the tail of women's clothing blocking the light bulb of the toilet: "Sister, little sister is really not good, I'm about to the wind is falling, I really can't hold it back, is anxious and there is no gentleman, you just let me be with you of the same origin, different armies, different voices, heretics obliquely, different fragrances, different paints and the same return!" â
The light bulb is also difficult, because today's collective urgency has exceeded the design scale of the medical school at that time, so where she is squatting now, because of the large amount of bombs, carpet bombing, it is inevitable that the precision hit is not in place, resulting in the inability to flush the toilet, causing the toilet to be surrounded by traces similar to sudden braking, and the dumping groove overflowing, overflowing outside the bucket, WC has been overwhelmed and is about to be paralyzed. However, the light bulb has a big picture, the light bulb thinks, if my sister is unstoppable outside the toilet door, then my sister will reveal the truth, my sister is going to become my brother, our sisters will become brothers, not to mention anything else, just this is not divided into men's and women's toilets, and it is also a good meal in Liuqiu, so, for the sake of collective interests, the light bulb put its tail in, and the two of them succumbed to group rent, so they held their ground, and the made a sound......"
As soon as Wang Mumu and the others arrived at the gate of the medical school, they saw the flower fairy yawning and waiting for them. The flower fairy said that she had followed up and investigated the massive collective diarrhea, and now she will report the relevant information.
The flower fairy said: "Teachers, the doctors of the medical school have diagnosed that these people who are squatting and sitting in the WC of the medical school are all food poisoning, and this little woman has also studied medicine, so the cause of the disease has drifted by, and I don't dig into it, this is one."
Second, we all know that all the food served at the dance party is handled by the school cafeteria, and the food served for this dance party is not special, these dishes fried in the same pot, steamed buns in the same basket, soup in the same pot, meat baked in the same box, etc., are served to other teachers and students at the same time as the dance. The fact that the others were safe and sound suggests that the poisoned food was contaminated after it entered the dance hall.
Thirdly, I looked at the fact that now, among the nearly 2,000 patients, there is not a single member of the Arab Imperial delegation; There are only two people from the Seljuk Empire who are related to it, and they have just come to register.
Fourth, if we analyze the people who are seriously ill, we can see that the fifty or sixty people who went to the emergency room last night were all European guests, and they were all people who were more active and excited when they got off the dance hall last night to dance and run around. Of the eleven seriously ill patients, six were six from three couples, including Armani, and the other five were also close to them. The most serious of them, even in shock and critical illness, is Armani, I think, this is for a reason, and I will talk about the reasons below. In addition, the Asian guests who were more reserved last night are the ones who are less ill today. Either way, the patients here are our Chinese and foreign guests.
Fifth, 1,500 or 600 people came to register this morning because of gastrointestinal discomfort, and these people were all Jiaozhi people, all middle- and lower-class people in the Jiaozhi delegation, and some sailors. All of you must not become suspicious of these people because they did not attend the dance and have food poisoning outside the dance hall, and question my "second" mentioned above. So, how do you understand this? Here's the thing. This time, the delegation came by boat, and they had a total of 300 three-masted warships, so there were more than 2,000 people. However, our wedding organizer said that if you can go to Harvard and attend the wedding site, you will be allowed to let 10 people go through each invitation. For the four delegations of the Great Song Dynasty, Cochin, Cham and Luzon, because they are all self-driving tours, there are many people. However, our principle has not changed, and we treat everyone equally, and each group can only enter the scene with ten people. For those hundreds and thousands of entourage, the wedding organizer did not treat them badly, and set up a fixed activity area around the dock where they were moored. There is everything to eat, drink, and shop in the area, and the prices are very good. This regulation treats the four countries equally for self-driving tours.
However, last night, late at night, there was a little accident, that is, the two girls of Hu Erke, the champion of Jiaozhi, had a small light bulb and tail. At first, I couldn't understand what the two of them were doing, but I saw that the two of them kept going back and forth many times, packing up the dishes, drinks, pastries, etc. left after the end of last night and transporting them to the location of the large army of the Jiaozhi Wedding Mission, maybe out of kindness, maybe to pave some way for themselves, maybe to foreshadow their homemade Flying Fairy Soup, anyway, for whatever reason, these two girls, like two female men, kept sending the leftover food after the end of the game to the large army of the Jiaozhi Wedding Mission. We have already determined that last night's food has been contaminated, but the light bulb and tail do not know, and during the handling process, it is indispensable to steal mouths, so today, they have also become two seriously ill patients. As for the large army of Cochin, after all, there are few porridge and many monks, and everyone has just tasted the new, and the amount is not large, so these 1,500 or 600 Cochin people are not deeply poisoned, they are just uncomfortable, so they went out of the fixed area under the pretext of seeing a doctor and came to visit Harvard.
As for what I found in Little Helen's residence last night, I found that the two girls with the bulb and the tail were making some kind of flying fairy soup, and they were using the noodles and boogers on their bodies to damage Li Daocheng and Li Changjie.
However, there are some things in the world that really can't be explained. The two Li of Jiaozhi have been enjoying the Feitian Immortal Soup specially made by the light bulb and tail these days, and there is no adverse reaction, but it is the effect of possible psychological suggestion, and the national teacher and the general both feel very good about themselves, and they are increasing day by day, and there is a feeling of becoming an immortal. And last night, the two girls of the light bulb and the tail sent supper to the large army of Jiaozhi, at first Li Daocheng and Li Changjie also praised the two girls, but this morning, the large army suffered from abdominal discomfort in a large area, and these two Li suspected that the two girls framed the large army of Jiaozhi, and now they are interrogating. It is estimated that little Helen will go to the rescue.
Sixth, I would like to tell you what I saw at the entrance of the dance hall after the end of the evening. The costumes and masks for last night's masquerade were provided by our Harvard School of Costume and the School of Fine Arts. Distinguished guests are dressed up here and dressed up for something before entering. Because the dance hall is air-conditioned, there is no need to be afraid of the heat, no one takes off the old clothes, and they all put the new clothes on the body. At the end of the day, it was also here that everyone unloaded their outfits, returned to normal, and returned to their residences.
I wasn't at the entrance when the masquerade party opened last night, so I don't know what kind of people are wearing. But at the end of last night, I went to see the people who were removing makeup, and I wanted to verify some questions.
Seventh, last night, I secretly went to see the Arab delegation's residence, which, as I mentioned, was a three-story townhouse in a duplex. So, there are two rooms on the third floor, four rooms on the second floor, and four rooms on the first floor. It stands to reason that the head of the regiment, the princess of Babylon, should live on the third floor; Three middle-level cadres live on the second floor; Six female soldiers live on the first floor. But last night, although they had some disguise, I looked through the phenomenon to see the essence, and what I saw was one person sleeping on the third floor in two doorways. One is the princess of Babylon, and the other is one of their female captains, BMW. And the building where BMW sleeps, there is a soldier on the second and third floors, which is her two subordinates, the night spider and the light plate scorpion, that is, there are three people in that building; And the princess's building, there are seven people in total. In contrast, taking into account the strict hierarchy of the Arabs, I think that the head of this Arab delegation, officially, is the princess of Babylon, and behind her back, it may be the female captain BMW. This is the same as when Queen Hudong faced Kaspersky in the Eastern Roman Empire, on the surface, Kaspersky was the head of the regiment, but in fact, everyone had to listen to the little lord Nisephoros? Brinius, the little lord is the boss of this trip. I guess that this time, the big guy of the Arab delegation is the female captain BMW. If so, then, no matter what the purpose of the burning butt case, I couldn't figure it out, if I want to make trouble or gÅu to attract people, how can I ask the head of the princess to come out in person? That seems a bit too cheap! Now it seems that if the boss is BMW, then what purpose does BMW want to achieve, in order to improve the success rate, use the beauty trick, of course, you have to send the princess out, in the eyes of outsiders, it is favored by a colorful, powerful, rich lady, how lucky!
Eighth, last night, I was led to the bathroom by Armani's screams. I almost bumped into Armani and I. I saw a white earthworm with a broken leg in the bathroom dressed as a cute Daisy duck, and she was wiping one of her legs off, as if she was *something).
At that time, I was worried about Armani, so I went out with Armani, who was already frightened, and I prayed in my heart that this Armani would not be scared of any diseases, after all, people can be scared to death. After coming out, I eavesdropped on the conversation between Armani and Adidas for a while, and then I went back to the bathroom, by which time it was empty, and the Daisy Duck was gone. Because I can already conclude from Armani's account that this white earthworm Daisy Duck is deliberately trying to scare Armani, I thought, today, here, at this masquerade, you, the perpetrator, can't walk the monk to the temple. You Daisy Duck can change shape, but you can't be lame and become flexible right away. I think it would not be difficult for me to find six stiff people in a crowd of more than 200 people.
At first, I searched and searched but couldn't find Daisy Duck. Then I went to look for a stiff woman, but I didn't find it, whether it was dancing on the dance floor, or watching the dance, or picking and choosing something to eat, among the various crowds, I just didn't find the four stiff Arab women that I should have.
I can't figure it out, how is this possible? I also asked the student soldiers who guarded the door, and there were no one in or out of the dance of more than 200 people. I have no choice but to continue to care about Armani. I looked up at Armani, and saw one of our student soldiers trying to persuade Armani to drink more of the coffee that had been specially introduced at today's ball.
Today's coffee has conquered Chinese and foreign foodies, and in the past few days, the aroma of tea, wine, and juice from Harvard has conquered the stomachs and mouths of male and female guests. But today's coffee is even better, smelling fragrant, very fragrant, thick, thick, lush, mellow, anyway, it is a new feeling, and I can't find the appropriate words to describe it for a while, so many guests are drinking and drinking, which is probably a reason why these guests are particularly excited tonight.
However, I think it's a bit abnormal, because, during the wedding etiquette training, the teacher repeatedly emphasized that the guests should not be forced to do anything, and everything should be based on the preferences of the guests. Generally, if the guest has an inquiry, our person can explain the item, but it is against the recommendation. There can be no initiative here, only passivity here.
Today, in the dance field, in addition to all kinds of food and drinks placed on the long tables around the field, there are also four small carts in the field, on which a lot of food and drink are placed, pushed by the student soldiers, who want to push whom, the service is very thoughtful. Now, I saw a student soldier pushing a food cart and urging Armani to drink, no, wrong, I should say coffee. It is estimated that Armani has drunk a lot of coffee, but this student soldier is still persuading. I thought, hehe, if things are abnormal, there must be demons. I slipped over and stomped on the instep of the student soldier with the pointed heel of the nine-inch heel I was wearing. He, he didn't respond; I'm like I'm stepping on the floor. Hehe, I see, these four lame Arab women somehow replaced our student soldiers pushing food carts. They held the cart and walked slowly, with the help of the cart, it was really hard to see that their movements were stiff. Besides, today is a masquerade ball, in this kind of ball, it is normal to wear makeup, strange shapes, and it is understandable that the way you walk is a little awkward, originally, this night is a funny night. Okay, teachers, I found four Arab women in the dance hall, and I also found the reason why Armani's illness is particularly serious today, and I also fell in love with the way Armani was cared for, and then I deduced that last night's contaminated food was coffee, this kind of drink that everyone is in contact with for the first time, and some people just added more additives, and the coffee itself is very fragrant, so the person who poisoned it cleverly took advantage of this kind of opportunity, and succeeded one by one. Of course, in the prom, the more conservative Asians, who mainly sit and watch, just want to eat, but also do it themselves, go to the long table on the side to get it, instead of summoning a food cart, which objectively reduces the chance of contact with contaminated food. And those Europeans, while jumping, drinking, food carts are also very attentive around them, so they are the seriously ill people in medical schools today......