Chapter 094: Fighting the Female Crocodile Wittily It's New Year's Eve!
Dong Hao felt that this guy was either perverted or female, because he was still naked, the so-called naked, not hanging, otherwise he would still want to go ashore and refuse to let go of himself.
He was at a loss, and he didn't have a gun in his hand, and he didn't have any lethal weapons, in this case, either you died or I didn't live, so in order to save his life, he grabbed a few fish that he just threw up and smashed them.
Crocodiles eat fish, anyway, they are all fish eat fish, let you be the grandson of the bastard turtle, this guy is also unceremoniously related to the fish that he is very related to, and he does not refuse, and he has the momentum of a meat bun beating a dog.
It was only then that he thought that there was another reason why the fish migrated just now, and that was that their natural enemies were behind.
Dong Hao smashed it to distract it, while running for his life, grabbing his clothes and running back, the first was to escape, and the second was to get a gun, if he killed it, maybe he could eat a real meal of fish.
When he ran, he was too flustered, he didn't wear underwear or pants, and made a grimace at it, meaning to ask it to wait for Lao Tzu. Only the crocodile is entangled in the waterhole, and I heard that this guy can still climb the road, and he can't be sloppy.
WhewW......
"I'll borrow your gun!" Dong Hao panted and ran back to the cave, and saw Su Xiaoyong sitting next to the fire, taking off his coat and leaving only a vest to bake the fire, but he didn't take off his pants.
Su Xiaoyong turned white with a half-red face and ignored him, for Dong Hao, this can be regarded as a fragrant scene, coupled with the scene that fell into the water just now, he couldn't help but think about it.
"What are you doing? Are you going to commit murder? You have it yourself, don't borrow, hooligan. Su Xiaoyong reacted and grabbed it in his hand.
Dong Hao knew that she might be minding what happened just now, she was also a woman, so it would be strange if she didn't mind, and she didn't know what to do for a while, so she definitely couldn't say it well, and besides, the crocodile wouldn't wear time.
"Look, there's a shooting star!" Dong Hao pointed his finger at the empty night, thinking that he could divert Su Xiaoyong's attention, and then took the opportunity to snatch the gun in her hand.
Her gun is the world's third-ranked sniper rifle AWP, and the reason why Dong Hao likes it is that it is powerful and accurate, otherwise he has a gun, but his gun is not good.
Su Xiaoyong is not an ordinary stupid woman, she will not be deceived so easily, she looked at him blankly without reaction at all, and seemed to say: "You are an idiot for me!" ”
Dong Hao already felt that there was no drama at all, his eyes were a little desperate, and his expression was a little embarrassed.
"In that case, then don't blame me for being rude." Dong Hao pretended to be a bad person, clenched his fists and crunched the bones, and pressed down towards Su Xiaoyong.
"What are you doing? It's better not to mess around. Su Xiaoyong was a little nervous, but it didn't mean that she was afraid. Dong Hao got very close, and just when the noses of the two were about to touch their noses, Dong Hao's direction suddenly shifted, and he turned around and ran away with his gun.
Cut!
Watching Dong Hao's crazy actions, like a madman, he ran in with his upper body naked, and he wanted to "take a gun to commit murder", and then ran out again.
"Isn't it just a gun, isn't it just a crocodile, you can still kill it with Lao Tzu's 81 style." Dong Hao had already deployed the battle plan when he was talking in his heart.
When he went back, the water surface of the waterhole was already calm, as if nothing had happened, but Dong Hao expected that the guy hadn't eaten dinner yet, and he must still be sleeping somewhere, waiting for the "fish" to take the bait.
"Grass mud horse, you really treat me like a fish, am I that stupid?" Dong Hao thought that he was very clever, there was still the last fish on the water's shore, he used a branch to penetrate the fish, and then stood on the water's edge, waiting for the "fish" to take the bait.
He lay in ambush more than ten meters away, like a sniper waiting for his prey to appear.
It was getting dark, and the eyesight and visibility were greatly reduced, which made it more difficult to aim, and if this guy didn't come, there was only one fish, and it was only two people to eat, and it wasn't enough, if that guy came and ate the fish and didn't kill it, there would be nothing left.
If you kill it, not only will you have meat to eat tonight, but you will probably have to eat barbecue or something for the next few days.
So, it's a bet to see who is more accurate and who is more successful.
Finally, after half a day, that guy finally couldn't bear it, and the calm water surface gradually had microwaves, and began to slowly ripple, Dong Hao felt that there was a play, and he concentrated his attention, the most critical moment.
Da ......
A gunshot rang out in the valley, clear and bright, and Su Xiaoyong, who was wiping the gun, stopped and was stunned when he heard the gunshot.
"Grass, hit!" Dong Hao was a little happy and excited, he ran over as soon as he kicked his feet, he saw that the crocodile's big mouth was just close to the dead fish, and he left the fish in the air, which Dong Hao didn't guess.
No, but, what about crocodiles? It stands to reason that it should have fallen here, Dong Hao also saw the blood stains on the surface of the water, staining the entire waterhole red, at this time he saw it should say the word corpse, no, is it not dead?
"Damn, this gun isn't powerful enough!" Dong Hao muttered to himself, sure that it had been shot, but he did not dare to let his guard down at all.
Dong Hao once again raised his guard and began to load his gun, click-click......
Sure enough, it was looking for death, and after being loaded, the guy jumped out of the water again, Dong Hao was unprepared, and he fell down with a stumble, and he saw its white belly clearly, and it looked really disgusting.
Da Da Da ......
As soon as Dong Hao was nervous, in order to defend his life, he didn't want to do anything and began to sweep wildly, just when it was in the air, he swept its white belly into a chain.
"Oh!" The corpse of the crocodile pressed heavily on Dong Hao's body, and the bitter water in his stomach almost didn't come out, and he suddenly stopped moving, and he would definitely die now.
Su Xiaoyong felt that the gunshot came strangely, and the shot just now had curbed the curiosity in her heart, but this time it was more sudden than the one just now, and she decided to go out to have a look after a few seconds, and the action became bigger and bigger.
"Ah, what's that?" When Su Xiaoyong ran to the back door of the cave with a gun, Dong Hao had already carried the crocodile's corpse on his shoulder and walked to the door, and just when they met, Su Xiaoyong was stunned.
Dong Hao's body was all stained with blood, and he looked at her and said, "Eat barbecue tonight." After saying that, he smiled at her, as if he still had a sense of accomplishment.
Su Xiaoyong understood what he meant by eating barbecue, and after hesitating for a while, he said, "Are you sure this can be eaten?" The crocodile is a nationally protected animal. The meaning of this is that for the sake of the country's face, even a corpse cannot be eaten, and it must be given a face when it dies.
"With your gun, you can take it out with one shot. Do you know where the emperor is? Dong Hao did not answer her question directly, but asked her instead.
"Emperor? What do you mean? Su Xiaoyong understood the reason why he was in a hurry to borrow the gun just now, but he didn't understand what the second half of the sentence meant.
Dong Hao explained to her: "The mountain is high and the emperor is far away, why don't you be happy to eat national treasure meat, if there is giant panda meat, let's eat it." ”
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