Chapter 0670: Hangzhou Missionary

In the inner house of the Jinghai Wangfu, a family enlargement meeting was held, and the participants were Wang Mumu, the eldest princess, Yuwen Rounu, Hu Sanniang, flower fairy, and roses, and the meeting was a little intense.

Wang Mumu: "Everyone, I said, I must go to Hangzhou this time!" The young lady White Lady took the initiative to come to me, and it was the first time. It can be seen how helpless and helpless she is. The news from Hangzhou said that he went to inquire, and the reply was that Xu Xuan went to be a monk, but where was he a monk? I just can't find it! If you ask again, people say that Xu Xuan has become Xu Xian, what do you ordinary people worry about! There must be something wrong with this! I've got to get to the bottom of it! ”

The eldest princess: "Mumu, there are a lot of things to ask for, can't Hangzhou send someone else?" ”

Wang Mumu: "Sister Princess, I'm afraid it won't work for others to go." I think this matter must have something to do with Buddha Yin and Su Shi, think about it, when we went to Bianjing, Su Shi was just a loose official in Beijing, and there were so many things, what killed the beautiful snake alive, what white snake was awkward, what Liao assassination group, don't have too many things! Although there are also Sima Guang, Wang Xu, and Wang Gong behind the scenes, Su Shi is one of the activists, and there is no doubt about it. To be honest, at that time, it was in the capital, and the worst thing was at the feet of the Son of Heaven, and we could still use Empress Dowager Gao and Empress Dowager Xiang as shields. However, now in Hangzhou, Su Shi is the boss and the number one military and political leader, we have made an enmity with him, and our philosophy has always been very different from his, so it is entirely possible for him to hack us, and we are beyond the reach of the whip, and we will suffer a lot of dumb losses. I went to Hangzhou this time, firstly, to save Xu Xian, and secondly, I also wanted to see if there was any need for the institutions and personnel we left there. ”

Yuwen Rounu: "Brother, Xu Xian's matter, if Su Shi did it, it was only an indirect conflict between him and us." If you go to Hangzhou and you come out strong, you will have a direct conflict with him, after all, he is now an official of the imperial court and has an army in his hands, is this appropriate? ”

Hu Sanniang: "Hmph! Imperial court officials? Our prince is still the king of the two words of the first-class inspector! Who's bigger? Lord, go! Don't be afraid! Little three protect you! ”

Wang Mumu: "Three, don't get involved in this matter, you are now five months pregnant, such a big belly, you can rest assured at home to protect the fetus and give birth!" Besides, since General Guo Kui was swallowed by the tsunami, you have taken over General Guo's commander-in-chief of the three armed forces, and you have a lot to do! ”

Hu Sanniang: "I won't go, I'm not at ease!" ”

Wang Mumu: "Three, don't worry, I will go back to Hangzhou in a very low-key manner, I still want to go to Hangzhou with my true face, Rourou is right, or try to avoid head-on conflict." It's not a question of whether I'm afraid of Su Shi or not, it's a question of I don't want to trouble my mother......"

Hu Sanniang: "Then you still want to dress up as an Islamic song and dance troupe to enter Hangzhou?" ”

Wang Mumu: "This, how can it be exactly the same?" Our old king has to make progress, right? What's more, we are looking for people this time, how can the song and dance troupe run around the streets and alleys? So, I'm going to dress up my people as missionaries this time, so it's normal to be around. I am going to have the Flower Fairy and three European princesses form a Catholic mission of nuns; I am going to have Rose and Princess Palmer and their two men form an Islamic women's mission; I'm going to take Hu Nan, Xiao Zhixian, the White Lady and a few Japanese people to pretend to be a merchant of the Japanese Kingdom......"

Hu Sanniang: "Lord, since you already have Catholic missionaries and Islamic missionaries, then the remaining Asian-faced people simply dress up as Buddhist missionaries, so that the three major religions in the world are all together, isn't it great?" ”

Yuwen Rounu: "Third sister, your brain is broken again!" You want my brother to shave his head? Scalding Cave? Do you want Hu Nan, Xiao Zhixian, and the White Lady to shave their heads too? Scalding Cave? ”

Hu Sanniang: "No! No! No! No! I definitely didn't mean that! Oops! I didn't think about it for a while, whether it was the Catholic missionary or the Islamic missionary, they all wore robes and headbands, which was very conducive to concealment and confusion. It's not okay to pretend to be a monk, both men and women are bald, there is nothing to hide, there is no way to hide. I'm sorry, I didn't expect to say the wrong thing! ”

Yuwen Rounu: "Brother, why did you go to Hangzhou and bring the Japanese people?" Their princess Iwako is really not a fuel-efficient lamp, aren't you afraid that they will cause trouble for you? If you bring one of our students, it is easier to bring anyone than to bring them. ”

Eldest Princess: "Second sister, you can rest assured about this." Since the princess of the Wa Kingdom returned home in the competition last time, after going back, she finally figured it out, realized how big her gap was, and was willing to bow her head. Not a few days ago, that little princess came to ask to see me, and she herself came to tell me about the relationship with Mu Mu. At that time, I politely refused, thinking, why do you come to cling to my family's wood? Annoying? But the little princess said, whether you agree or not, she came to beg this time, that is, with her relatives, she married Wang Mumu is married, and the people of the Japanese country already know that she is married to the king of Jinghai, and it is impossible for her to be with anyone anymore, and it is impossible to go back, unless she becomes a corpse, returns to her roots, and is buried back to the Japanese country. As she spoke, the little princess burst into tears, and she said, why don't you agree? What do you have to lose? If you can't see me, you can completely marginalize me, let me live in the cold palace, treat me as air, I beg you, let me be a little concubine of the prince, can't it? She also said, didn't the princess Wencheng of your Tang Dynasty just become a concubine when she went to Tu Fan and kiss? I was also angry with the Indian princess who came to Songtsen Gampo at the same time, the Indian princess is the eldest wife, she can only kneel down, and you Tang Dynasty people have also been deceived into taking away a lot of materials, books and craftsmen. Princess Wencheng became a concubine because she was in a hurry and was late, so, I understand this, what is the meaning of first come, first come, I'm late, I won't cut the line, I will keep my duty......"

Hu Sanniang: "This little princess of the Japanese country, how can she be like this?" She's robbing her relatives? Don't be ashamed and want to eat overlord meals? Is there such a person who comes to the door to do self-promotion without hesitation? ”

Eldest Princess: "Alas! Third sister, don't you know those Japanese people who do things very well! If, the national policy she carries, the project of harmony she carries, is messed up by her little princess, then she can only apologize for her sins, and she can only throw her body into the sea after her death, and cannot be buried in the family cemetery. ”

Hu Sanniang: "Then we can't be threatened by others, or we will sell our prince after seeing a few tears shed by others." Didn't our prince teach us a lyric? 'Love is not something you want to buy, you can sell it if you want to buy it'. And 'let me see through, infatuated people, not worthy of true love'? ”

The eldest princess: "So, Mu Mu said to let the little princess go to Hangzhou, in her current state, I think it's okay." In this way, she and Mu Mu can also have a process of understanding each other, and she can also get a chance to receive re-education, as for the end, each other feels that the other party is suitable for themselves, and what fruits can Mu Mu's re-education bear, then let time make the answer! ”

Hu Sanniang: "Sister Princess, I really don't understand, why are you so generous?" Do you not belch stomach acid? Hehe, if this continues, our Jinghai Wangfu will have to carry out the second phase of the project. ”

The eldest princess: "Third sister, let me say something sincere, I also want to be with Mu Mu all day and night, but can this be done?" All over the world, there are so many people who want us to raise Mumu, there are so many things that we want Mumu to deal with, and there are so many contradictions in countries and regions that we want Mumu to resolve. Do you give yourself some self-denial? ”

Wang Mumu: "Hey! Feed! Feed! How many of you, treat me like air? Today we are talking about the rescue of Xu Xuan, one yard to one yard, don't treat me as a stallion, whether it is a Dumas or a small stallion, I like to write stories, I don't like to be written as stories. This action is also a social practice class for graduate students, a course for living and learning, and I am the teacher of the graduate class, so I asked Iwako from the Japanese country to also participate, I am assigning homework to graduate students, I am not giving a chance to courtship who want to marry me, you don't want to distinguish between public and private, okay? Oh, Flower Fairy, this time let you lead a team of three Europeans, because you are also European, although you don't believe in Catholicism, this time you will make up the number. You have to step up to improve the Chinese reading and writing skills of those three, otherwise, if you don't understand the language, what can you do? Also, Rose, this time you four flowers are on attendance alone, one is that the four of you have been in the limelight in Bianjing, I am afraid that someone will recognize you, besides, the beauty flower is also pregnant, the operation of the rotten leg bear was just done yesterday, the battle flower and the dancing flower will stay to take care of him, he has never learned a word of Chinese, no acquaintances, and he will suffocate to death. ”

Hu Sanniang: "Oh, two flower sisters, this time we will hand over our prince to the two of you, you must be careful, especially to beware of assassination, to monitor day and night, by the way, take a close look at the little princess of the Japanese country, her, the escape technique is very powerful, don't blink, the eyes are flowering, she has been drilled in Mumu's quilt, and other people's bunks are occupied." Oh, by the way, about Hu Nan, the princess sister told me, what did she Hu Nan know in her heart......