Chapter 068: Fake Eunuch Cheats

Lu Shenyan saw that the book sent to Tong Guan by someone was written "Instructions for Purification", and he thought that it was probably about to come when he purified himself, and the palace sent it for him to study and prepare. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Seeing that he was silent, Lu Shenyan sighed and walked out of the room.

Although Tong Guan doesn't like to read hard, he still knows how to read.

The book has dozens of pages, and the first part is written about the history of eunuchs, which roughly says that the eunuch Chang Yu of Qin was favored by the empress dowager, and was eminently powerful, and was named the Marquis of Changxin. Eunuchs were generally played by people of humble status. The source of this was either filled by the sinners who were sentenced to the palace punishment, or it was chosen from among the young children of the common people. After the Qin and Han dynasties, the eunuch system became more detailed, and the eunuch, as a special political force, had a significant impact on the political situation of many dynasties. After Qin Shi Huang unified the Six Kingdoms, the eunuchs were under the jurisdiction of the Shaofu. In the early years of the Western Han Dynasty, Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, in view of the lessons of the death of Qin, used scribes to fill the regular attendants, and in the Eastern Han Dynasty, the eunuchs served as the emperor's permanent attendants. They deliver edicts and take care of documents. The Tang Dynasty set up an internal service province, and its chiefs were eunuchs and young eunuchs. The eunuchs are managed by the Ministry of Internal Servants, the Imperial Bureau, the Palace Bureau, the Xiguan Bureau, the Internal Servants Bureau, and the Inner Government Bureau. He is in charge of the palace's books, guards, sick and funeral, warehouse supply and other matters. The eunuchs were called "eunuchs", which was after the Sui and Tang dynasties. During the reign of Emperor Gaozong of the Tang Dynasty, the central province of the palace was changed to the central imperial palace, and the eunuchs were appointed as eunuchs and young eunuchs. Later eunuchs are also commonly known as eunuchs.

Seeing this, Tong Guan understood, it turned out that the eunuch was not just a eunuch waiting for the emperor, because he had to serve in the inner province to manage the affairs of the palace. There can only be one man in the palace, and this is because the imperial power is supreme.

He then looked down and introduced several methods of purification, including palace punishment and folk self-purification methods, is this a choice for himself?

The palace punishment is more cruel. First, a white cloth or bandage is used to tie the lower abdomen and the upper part of the thighs tightly, which seems to have the effect of numbing and stopping excessive bleeding. Then carefully wash the area to be operated on with chili water. Then there's the knife, which is a bit curved like a scythe, and the knife is, of course, very sharp. The person who used the knife pinched the vital point of the person who was operated on with one hand, and with the other hand, he violently cut off the important place with the knife. In the blink of an eye, the treasure that marked the man was separated from the castrated body. Next, a white wax needle is inserted into the man's urethra and then tightened. The wound is covered with a kind of paper soaked in cold water and then carefully bandaged. Under this procedure, the castrated person has to be supported in the house for two or three hours before he can stay in bed. No water must be taken for three days after surgery. After three days, remove the ash needle and you're done.

The second is the method of self-purification. When the boy is young, a small rope is used to strangle the child's egg from the root, which does not affect urination and prevents the development of the egg. After a long time, the egg gradually dies, and then it will be cut off with a knife. This cleansing man still retains the ability to urinate, but his fertility is definitely lost.

The last method is to constantly knead the eggs with your hands, and finally, at the right time, crush the eggs vigorously. There is also a needle that punctures the egg continuously, so that after a long time, the egg will gradually lose its function.

The second one is impossible, the other Tong Guan who looks at it no matter which one is damaged, the first one is too bloody, and the last one is really too painful.

The third part of the book is some rules and taboos to be observed by eunuchs in the palace. Tong Guan thought to himself, more or less he knew this. By the time I've finished reading these, there are four or five blank pages on the next few pages, what does this mean? How can there be a few blank pages? Could it be that there was a mistake in binding? Tong Guan was thinking blankly, Lu Shenyan was back.

"Alas, you are still here in a daze, Mrs. Rou called you over."

Tong Guan sighed, casually held the book in his arms, and followed Lu Shenyan to see Rou'er. Emotionally, Tong Guan is closer to Rou'er, after all, Rou'er also takes good care of him after Yuexia is gone.

Rou'er was sad when she heard Lu Shenyan say that it seemed that the day when Tong Guan entered the palace was coming, but she also knew that things could not be changed. So he said some instructive words, but seeing that Tong Guan was in a daze when he listened, Rou'er asked, "Does Daofu not want to go himself?" In that case, I will go to the prince and say a few more good words to the emperor. ”

Tong Guan choked up for a while, thinking in his heart that after he entered the palace, the two ladies in the family were probably even more sad. But if you don't enter the palace, you will get into trouble sooner or later. He hurriedly said: "Erniang, no, there is one thing I don't understand. Why do some books have a lot of blank pages? ”

"Did the binding go wrong? Is there any wordless heavenly book? ”

The wordless book of heaven reminded Tong Guan in one sentence that the things that came out of the palace have always been rigorous, and it is absolutely impossible to make mistakes.

He said goodbye, and Rou'er immediately went to Shen Kuo to inquire if there was really such a thing as a wordless heavenly book.

Shen Kuo told Tong Guan that there are several ways to try, such as writing with rice washing water, which cannot be seen on the paper, and using rice vinegar to make the words appear.

Tong Guan returned to the house, went to the kitchen to find rice vinegar, carefully dipped it on his fingers and gently wiped it on the blank page. Worried but finally not disappointed, Tong Guan was stunned when he saw the handwriting displayed on it.

What surprised Tong Guan was nothing else, it turned out to be a reluctance to purify the body. The so-called law of reluctance to purify the body is a secret method of shrinking eggs into the abdomen. But this rule is to make people think that they are born without eggs, so naturally they don't need to do any more surgery. It is said that this is a congenital disease, but according to the statement in this book, it can be cultivated by itself.

After reading it word by word, Tong Guan has already memorized it in his heart, no matter what, it doesn't hurt to try it first, it's a big deal or it's not a knife cut. Suddenly he thought, this book is strange, if this is from the palace, isn't it blatantly teaching people to be fake eunuchs? He hurriedly ran to ask Lu Shenyan who sent the book. Lu Shenyan replied: "Two people sent you a letter in three days, I don't know who it is, but you said that you must see it before entering the palace, I guess it is from the palace." ”

The more Tong Guan thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, this book could not be kept, he grabbed the book and walked to the kitchen, lit the stove and threw the book into the stove and burned it. Coincidentally, it was also a coincidence, he was touched by Rou'er, and asked Tong Guan what he was burning, and Tong Guan did not hide that he told Rou'er that there was no word in the book.

Rou'er listened to Tong Guan's happiness, the mother and son are not the mother and son, and what can be said can only be said here, and then Rou'er is inconvenient to ask in the future, Tong Guan will not say, just let Rou'er rest assured.

These are how Tong Guan did fake eunuchs to get by, but Tong Guan seemed to be born with a disability, but the real eunuchs made him really envious, jealous and hateful because he didn't suffer that knife. Speaking of this, Tong Guan smiled bitterly: "In the first few months after I first entered the palace, there were always eunuchs who came to see this natural disease, and ridiculed me as the material for being a eunuch. It was a hard time! ”

Wang looked at Tong Guan with some curiosity, he had never heard of the egg shrinking skill: "That Daofu's eggs now, but they can stretch and contract freely?" As soon as these words came out, the king himself laughed.

Tong Guan blushed and smiled embarrassedly: "Do you want me to teach you?" ”

"Don't, I'm still not good at learning." You don't have to experience it yourself, just thinking about the king makes me feel uncomfortable. "It's good that your male roots have been saved, but who gave this book? And eunuchs are allowed to marry wives and concubines, since you are able to do things, why are you still alone? ”

"A real eunuch can, but I can't be a fake eunuch, if I meet someone who is not ladylike, wouldn't the matter be exposed?! As for who sent this book, I also want to know, but the person who delivered the book has not contacted me for a long time, and I was also worried every day in the palace during that time, and there are people in this palace who know the truth, and my head may fall off at any time. And I don't know why the person who delivered the book gave me this book. ”

"Exactly, Michio was right. Did you find out then?! ”

"Got it......" Tong Guan said this, and suddenly didn't want to go on, it's not his own business behind this, the people involved are too important.

Although Wang Fang is his father-in-law, then this matter cannot be said, it is not that he does not trust Wang Fang, but that Tong Guan has now passed the age of establishment, and he is no longer a teenager fourteen years ago, he has his own ideas, and the reason why he told Wang Pan his identity is to remember the relationship between father and son in the past, so that Wang Fang can rest assured. But if the king knows what is going on, then he really can't rest assured. What's more, sometimes Tong Guan also thinks that too many things have happened in the past fourteen years, and his own business is his own business, and he can't figure out what Wang Fang thinks.

Wang saw Tong Guan's hesitation, and if he continued to ask, it would be a little too boring. He smiled: "Being a eunuch also has the benefits of being a eunuch, but the eunuch is three grades lower than the minister, even if you work hard, the official position is afraid that it will be like that." ”

"What's there, everything is the extreme, and it doesn't necessarily mean that eunuchs will always be under the courtiers. Dad, you have not been in the court all these years, you don't know Li Xian Li Zifan, Emperor Song Renzong made up for the Inner Yellow Gate during the reign of Emperor You, and was promoted to worship official. After Zhao Ji ascended the throne, he repeatedly participated in supervising and directing the border conquest activities, and was able to put forward some good suggestions and achieve victory. At one time, it was also in charge of finances, saving six-tenths of redundancy costs. He also expanded the land to surrender to the enemy, opened and built Lanzhou City, and entered the Jingfu Palace to envoy and Wuxin Army to stay behind. In this battle of Yongle City, Li Shunju was rewarded by the emperor again, saying that he was a heroic martyr, and that the eunuchs were more proficient in military affairs than the courtiers and had the courage to do things. ”

The king sighed: "How do you listen to this, it seems that the emperor is very disappointed in today's courtiers?" ”

Tong Guan said: "These ministers also deserve it, Li Shunju is an honest man, he has opposed military adventure tactics from the beginning. Before leaving, he ran to find Wang Jue, who was the prince of the three decrees, and said, "The duty of our ministers is to sweep the courtyard and wipe the windows. Unexpectedly, Wang Jue replied: Why should I be humble? If the old man borrowed the prison to appease the border in order to seek peace! Li Shunju couldn't believe that Wang Jue would be so brazen, and retreated silently angrily. ”

Wang Beixin said: This old shameless person, that is, the incompetence and inaction of these people, eventually led to the dictatorship of Tong Guan, Liang Shicheng and other eunuchs!

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