Chapter 152: I don't like you (3600 words big chapter wow)
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"You're back?" Wang Shengnan looked at Tang Fei with a strange face, a pretty face, red, and bursts of red tide covered his face. I don't know if it's because it's hot and muggy, or if it's for some other reason. When Tang Fei went out just now, she knew that she was originally planning to go out with her, but she felt that Cai Wuxin had followed, but she was embarrassed.
What Cai Wuxin didn't know was that when she peeked at Tang Fei behind her back, Wang Shengnan was also looking at her. When Cai Wuxin and Tang Fei showed their strength, Wang Shengnan's heart was full of shock, these people around him were not mediocre hands.
"Hurry up and get some hot water and towels." Tang Fei directly ignored Wang Shengnan's strange face, hugged Cai Wuxin to a stone bed, wet the towel, and applied it to Cai Wuxin's forehead. Cai Wuxin just collapsed, and it was not a big problem.
Ding Dang and Jin Yanzi surrounded one after another, in fact, they also found that Cai Wuxin went out, and when they just wanted to follow, they found that Wang Shengnan followed. After the two little living treasures glanced at each other, they had no choice but to continue chatting and eating in the cave.
"What's wrong with Sister Wuxin?" Jin Yanzi came up, her face curious, could it be that the two of them did something, right? I heard Sister Zhu Xiang say that if you do too many things, you will collapse.
"Don't look at me like that, it's not as evil as you think." Tang Fei patted Jin Yanzi's little head.
The hunting operation outside continued, and after the death of a dozen people, it finally attracted the attention of the leader, however, there was not much to do, these snakes, insects, rats and ants. Poisonous spiders don't know where they come from, and most animals will basically evacuate when they encounter a fire, how far and how far they run.
These terrible things, it is strange, completely desperate to pounce on them, some are not poisonous, some are poisonous. What's even more speechless is that the brothers can only use knives to cut these small things in size, carelessly. It can also hurt your own people. Several people have already been injured by their teammates.
Ding rolled his eyes and walked out with a packet of medicinal powder in his hand. After a while, he walked back with a smug expression. It seems that some great feat was accomplished.
"Ding, what did you do?" Jin Yanzi puffed out her face, as if Ding Dang had something fun, and didn't tell herself.
Ding Dang's chest was not very swollen. patted: "Since there are guests coming, I have to say hello." Otherwise, people will say that I don't know how to do etiquette. ”
When she just went out. Sprinkled some powder around the house. There's also grass nearby, as long as you touch it, hehe.
The fire outside has gradually been extinguished, and the house and the grass around the house have not been greatly damaged.
"Brothers, let me in, it's time to make meritorious contributions."
The leader waved his hand. is full of pride, but in fact, he is extremely aggrieved in his heart, and the battle has not started yet, and he has already lost a large number of people. If you can't get any more results, you don't have to go back. It's better to just draw a knife and kill yourself, so that you can earn a name for dying in battle.
"Chief, don't be too reckless at this time." A man in black next to him stepped forward and said. There have been so many strange situations before, and it's really hard to say what the situation is in it now. He wasn't in favor of going straight in.
"You mean I'm reckless? You remember, you're only here to assist me, not to give orders. With a wave of his hand, the black-clothed leader rushed into the final position at once.
Suddenly, a strange sound came.
"Oops, it's so itchy, it's itching to me."
"yes, we're not poisoned."
Suddenly, there was an uproar at the scene, and nearly 20 vanguard troops, without exception, were stained with the 'giant itch powder' sprinkled on the dwarf bushes. This is the result of many years of medical research.
The leader swallowed a few times, but thankfully he didn't go in.
"Brothers hold on, persistence is victory." The leader pulled out the knife and shouted loudly, the sound was Megatron, but the effect was not good, and now everyone's body is itchy, this thing is more effective than sweat medicine. One by one, they all walked back, saying that they would not take any further step.
The assistant next to him was full of contempt for the so-called leader in his heart. With such an ability, you still want to be a leader?
Naturally, the situation outside fell on the ears of the people inside the cave.
"Wow, Ding, you're so good." The golden swallow was quietly at the door of the cave, watching everything that was happening, it was really good. Interesting.
"Hee-hee, that's a small thing."
The leader outside is in a dilemma now, it is not possible to move forward, it is obvious that there is a trap, and it is even more difficult to retreat, if you go back like this, none of the people in here can survive.
"Hey, brother, what now?" At this time, the leader finally remembered that there was a prison guard next to him, and hurriedly asked for the way to save him.
"Oops, it's so itchy."
Originally, the assistant who was standing coldly on the side suddenly fell to the ground, his eyes rolled, his limbs spasmed, and his saliva gushed endlessly like the Yangtze River collapsing embankment. Hmph, now that something is wrong, you want me to come out as a substitute for the dead, and you can figure it out. I have no reason to do this thankless job well. Am I such a brainless person?
The leader looked at the assistant sent from above, and resented in his heart, this guy is really pretending.
The leader looked around without giving up, and if he couldn't get in, he could have jumped into the lake and drowned himself.
Suddenly, the leader had a flash of inspiration.
"Brothers, hurry up and jump into the lake and wash the powder off your body, this is poison, if you don't wash it, I'm afraid you will have to worry about your life." The leader really admires himself in his heart, why can he be so powerful and come up with such a method.
Those people in black were already itching and unbearable, and when they heard their boss's words, they felt justified for a while, and they didn't care about anything else, just like Qu Yuan threw himself into the river.
"What about Ding Dang? They went to the lake. Jin Yanzi said nervously.
Ding Dang's face was calm, as if he had expected it: "That's right, the lake water can indeed wash away the medicinal powder on the body." ”
"Chief, it really works, I'm fine, it's not itching."
The men in black washed their bodies happily. It is comparable to the seven fairies of the year.
The leader glanced at the assistant who pretended to be poisoned next to him: "Do you see it?" That's why I'm the leader and you're the assistant. ”
However, the good times didn't last long, and when the men in black came ashore, they stared at the big eyes one by one and covered their buttocks with their hands.
"Poof-" A strange sound erupted from the chrysanthemums of the people in black.
"What's wrong? The leader was surprised and said, "What's wrong?" ”
"Chief, I'm going to the latrine." The people in black couldn't hold back any longer, and the big knives were thrown on the ground, looking around for the grass one by one, but. A fire has been burning for so long, where is there any grass to shelter it?
At this time, the man in black didn't bother to care so much, so he took off his pants directly and solved it on the spot. Suddenly the stench was faint.
"Ding Dang. You're so bad. You actually put croton flour in the lake. Jin Yanzi covered her mouth and made fun of Ding Dang with a red face.
Ding Dang looked proud: "This is my doctor's unique secret recipe." A modified version of croton flour. You don't need to drink it, you only need to touch the skin to have an effect, and one croton is equivalent to the effect of ten crotons before. It's a must-have item for the family. ”
"Hehe, it's a must-have for the family." Tang Fei said with a smile.
"Hey, what do you mean by that. I learned from you, are you laughing at yourself? ”
"Learn from me? When? ”
"Ming Pao", the advertising slogan in it is like this, Yu Qian said. You came up with it. ”
"He betrayed me."
"Nonsense, unless he still wants to heal, I'll give him a few shots."
"Chief, it seems that something is wrong." The assistant was blowing cold wind on the side again, because he was pretending to be itchy, so he didn't jump into the lake to take a bath, so he didn't get hit. So he escaped, but he was very frightened in his heart, what strange means would he have next?
"And what do you think?" If it weren't for the people above sending this person down, he really wanted to hack this guy who sneered at him with a knife. It's really annoying.
"Eh-Chief, I'm also poisoned, go and get rid of it." The assistant also pretended to lift his pants and looked around to find a place to hide his shame, "Hehe, when it comes to playing dead, who can compare to me?" ”
At this time, Tang Fei walked out slowly, according to Tang Fei's understanding of croton powder, even if those people successfully solved the problem of croton, their bodies would be exhausted, and I am afraid that they would not even have the strength to grab the knife at that time, let alone the enhanced version of Ding Dang's mouth.
In this case, Tang Fei felt that he had no reason to let go of this guy, how good the weather was, how beautiful the mountains and forests were, and he actually set fire to them.
"Who are you?" The leader stood in place waiting for his subordinates to squat on the trumpet, who knows, a person appeared out of thin air, this person did not come out of the house, but did not know where he came from.
"Lao Tzu's name is the jade-faced flying dragon, I wipe, you set fire to the mountain in the middle of the night, and you want to burn me to death, but now you don't know who I am? Did you come out like this? ”
Tang Fei immediately scolded, he didn't know me, why didn't he know me, I was very famous.
The leader stared at Tang Fei for a long time: "I really don't know." ”
“――”
Tang Fei's eyes were so angry that his eyes cracked, and his empty hand instantly struck, and a dark shadow appeared in the void, turning into a huge palm, and grabbed at the leader.
The leader sensed the threat, turned around and wanted to run, since Tang Fei had made a move, how could he let him run away, Tang Fei took a step forward, and the palm in the void moved forward quickly, extremely fast. Before the leader could come to his senses, he was already caught in his empty hands.
Tang Fei's right hand moved, and the huge palm grabbed the leader and threw it into the lake, and the leader had no room to struggle, and plunged into the water. There was a pop, and there were bursts of charming ripples.
"Poof-" The leader paddled in the water with his hands flustered, his face full of panic, "Help, I can't swim." The leader complained in his heart, it seems that there is no such person introduced in the mission at all, this guy came out of the middle, and he has a strange kung fu, which is really embarrassing.
Tang Fei sneered, if it weren't for the cave, it is estimated that these people would have become roast pigs, how could Tang Fei be soft at this time? To be soft on the enemy is to be cruel to oneself, such a simple truth, Tang Fei still understands.
A large hand appeared on top of the leader's head and slapped it hard. The leader's head was slapped into watermelon sauce. Tang Fei glanced meaningfully at the black-clothed men who were squatting on the ground panting, and thought for a while, after all, there was no killer.
The assistant was surprised and delighted to see that the leader had been killed, and now it was his turn to take the throne. I've been waiting for so many years. If it weren't for the short time he had been in the organization, he would have been able to take the position according to his own strength.
Whoosh -
A wooden arrow flew and stuck in the throat of the assistant, and the blood spurted out like a spring, which was extremely spectacular.
"Look at you." A strange smile appeared on the corner of Tang Fei's mouth, and he turned around and entered the cave. Tang Fei's feeling was so sensitive, and in an instant, he felt that the assistant was different from other people, his face did not sweat from prostration, he just squatted to the side and pretended to be dead, for this kind of person, Tang Fei was very annoying, because he himself was such a person.
He hated people like himself, and he hated them very much.
When Tang Fei returned to the cave, everyone was ready to retreat, and Wang Shengnan led everyone to leave through another exit. (To be continued......)