Chapter 36 Lou Guan Dao

Dragging a slightly swollen belly, the hawker ran back to Chang'an, Li Yue'er practiced yoga in the living room on the third floor, the vendor carried a bag of vegetables and touched her round ****, and then squatted in front of her and looked inside along the neckline, "What are you doing practicing this thing, you won't be old in your life anyway"

Li Yue'er glanced at him, "Who knows if what Lao Huang said is true or not, in case that thing fails one day, do you still like it when I get fat?" “

"I like it, how can I not like it, I like you at any time, but if you like it, you have to eat, I brought you something delicious"

Put the dishes on the table, Li Yue'er stood up and wiped her hands with a towel, picked up the chopsticks and pulled open the plastic bag, "Why does it look like you've eaten?"

The peddler is serious and innocent, "How is it possible, I bought it for you"

"Oh, then you eat with me, you can't sleep until you finish eating"

"I...."The hawker almost fainted without mentioning it in one breath, he couldn't live for his own sin, under the coercion of Li Yue'er, the hawker's already full belly became the appearance of an October fetus, and he wanted to be happy again at night, but now he was completely out of mood, and he was looking for a toilet in his dreams all night.

It wasn't until the next morning that the hawker came to the spirit and pulled Li Yue'er, who was ready to go to work, to do exercise, and after finishing work, Li Yue'er snuggled in the hawker's arms, "Dabao, you see that I can't conceive this all the time, what if your Niu family is dead, or you can find a small one, how about the girls you gave your majesty, or I'll tell you?" ”

The peddler slapped her on the ground, "What nonsense, let's just not get to the fire, and it's not that you're sick and looking for something small, besides, you said princess, if I really find a small one, your brother won't send someone to hack me to death."

Li Yue'er pouted, "My brother cut you?" Hmph, don't think I don't know, he wishes you to give birth to ten or eight children every day, and tie your heart to this side, so that you don't have to run around like this every day."

…… The peddler was speechless for a while, this girl is worthy of being a person who has been rolling the sheets with herself for so long, and she can't hide anything, Li Er has mentioned to herself more than once that she wants to send a woman, but she has not been able to pass the psychological hurdle, so she will give up!

Pinched the little beauty's nose, "Don't think about it, take 10,000 steps back, even if your brother agrees, you have to be forty childless to take a concubine."

Li Yue'er cocked her nose, "That's talking about civilians, it's a joke for those with knighthoods, you see that in addition to the old house, which of the Manchu Dynasty is not three wives and four concubines"

The vendor lit a cigarette, "Don't mention it, you go to work quickly, I'll also go and see how they have repaired the venue, you can't neglect the world's Taoist friends"

After the two separated, the hawker drove bread along Suzaku Street out of the city, all the way to the south, to the foot of Zhongnan Mountain, as one of the birthplaces of Taoism, has always had the reputation of the immortal capital, the crown of the cave and the first blessed land in the world, of course, this is a very awkward expression of the ancient people.

With modern expressions, everyone will see at a glance, national AAAA-level tourist attractions, world geoparks, national forest parks, national nature reserves, see these you know that the ticket price of this place should not be cheap!

However, during the Tang Dynasty, this place had not yet been surrounded to sell tickets, and the hawker came to a grand mountain gate at the foot of the mountain very smoothly, and looked up at the words on it, and the three words of Zongsheng Palace were not lower than their own size.

There are a few Taoist priests talking under the mountain gate, one of them is an old man sitting on a bamboo chair, who looks like he is coughing uncontrollably, as if he is about to lose his breath, and the other hawkers know, there are just come to the pot master and Brother Ma, hearing the sound of the hawker car, several people staring at the direction of the hawker.

After getting out of the car, the vendor trotted all the way over to greet a few people, "All the senior brothers are here, have you eaten?" ”

Ma Jianming knew the peddler's virtue, "I've eaten, junior brother, come and introduce you" The hawker hurriedly walked closer, and Senior Brother Ma pointed to the old man sitting on the bamboo chair, "This is the Qihui Daoist of the Zongsheng Palace, you should call it Uncle Shi"

Uh, I actually casually saw a Taoist priest who was the same age as Wang Laodao, and the hawker was shocked, so he didn't care about checking the household registration first, and casually made a salute "I've seen Uncle Shi"

The old man looked at the vendor with a big face, and the master was hurriedly correcting, "Senior brother, your gesture is wrong, your gesture is used by the elders to return the gifts to the juniors."

The peddler made a big red face, and now that the Taoist priests have not understood how to twist their hands when they meet, they scratched their heads, "Hehe, uncle, don't mind"

The old man coughed, "Ahem, it's okay, I've always heard that there is a new national teacher in Chang'an, and I always want to go and see it, but my body is not good, I haven't made it, and I saw it today."

"Uncle Shi looked at what you said, if you want to see me, you can send a disciple to inform me that you can't do it, and blame me, I've been busy and haven't bothered to come to see you."

Qi Hui smiled, "It's not that you don't care, you probably know Senior Brother Yuanzhi, right?" I've been in the mountains all the time, how can I get into your eyes?"

"Look at what you said, uncle, I'm really busy, I don't believe you asked my two senior brothers"

Senior Brother Ma relieved the hawker "Uncle Shi, Dabao is really busy, and his Tao is different from ours, he pays attention to joining the WTO, so he has been helping His Majesty"

"Yes, yes, my brother is completely right, hey, you see I came in a hurry today, so when I am free, you can get a wheelchair for your uncle, and you can climb the mountain and go into the city to play in the electric future."

"Well, even if you have a conscience, let's not stand here to blow the wind, the contractor in the mountain was invited by you, right?"

"Yes, isn't this my uncle convening the world's Taoist priests to hold ten thousand Dharma meetings, the city can't play, thinking that you are so spacious, I will put the venue here for you, I will arrange for them to come over and rectify it again, I can't slack off the Taoist friends who come from afar."

"I see, I said that after these people came, they would tear down the front of my mountain gate without saying a word, and they also pulled a lot of lines, and I don't know what to do, it turned out to be your kid's idea, I can say okay, whatever you want, if the time is not good, let other Taoist friends criticize, I can find you something"

The hawker patted his chest, "Uncle Shi, don't worry, I promise to make everyone's eyes shine, come and I will help you"

The old man stretched out a hand, the hawker put his arm on his arm, and the group walked inside, taking advantage of the opportunity for the old man to chat with Senior Brother Ma, the hawker took out his mobile phone and searched the old man's account, it turned out that the old man was seventy-three this year, as the saying goes, seventy-three eighty-four, the king of Hades did not invite himself to go, look at the search results, the old man was indeed hung this year, hey, do you want to tell the old man about this fact? [Note: Qi Hui should have been hung last year, the plot of this book is needed, don't delve into it]

One last thought, forget it, it's better not to say, knowing which year you die is probably not a pleasant thing for anyone, and looking at the old man's appearance, it should be able to last a few more years, if you hang this year, it is estimated that there is some disease, and when the time comes, you will buy some medicine yourself, maybe it will be cured.

When he arrived at the Sanqing Palace, standing at the door of the hall, Qi Hui turned his face and asked the hawker, "National teacher, how do you see this hall built?" ”

The peddler hurriedly patted his ass, "Uncle Shi, if the building of your Guandao is not good, who else in the world can build a better palace?" ”

Qi Hui first laughed very usefully, and then asked with a straight face, "The national teacher already knows the lineage of Louguan Dao to which I belong for so long, could it be that it is the instructions of the magic weapon in your hand?" (To be continued.) )