88. Scold him for two hundred and five
88. Scold him for two hundred and five
Li Jinxian has been sitting in the living room and waiting for a long time.
"Big brother, when did you arrive?"
"Second brother, I have just arrived, your matter has been decided, King Qi promised, this is the matter, you are the governor of Lizhou. ”
It turned out that this Li Jinxian was Li Jinniu's eldest brother.
"Thank you, big brother!"
"You and my brother, you don't have to be polite, if there is no samurai covenant to insert a pole, this governor of Lizhou will belong to you. ”
"By the way, big brother, in your opinion, this King of Qi can really sit on the throne?"
"The king of Qi drove Liu Heimin to the Turks this time, and made the first contribution, although there is Li Shimin's help, after all, the king of Qi is the commander, and the king of Qin is a guilty person, so it is good to be able to make a merit to be punished. Li Jinxian's face sank when he said this.
"Worry about your own business, royal affairs, it's not good to know too much, don't ask again!"
"Yes, big brother, hehe, everything is up to big brother!"
"Let me ask you, are you sure that you will kill that samurai?"
"Don't worry, big brother, that martial fool, I have promised to lead the team in person, I have already made an appointment with Black Tiger Village, and the deposit has been paid, when the time comes, they will start it, and it will be foolproof." ”
"No, no!" Li Jinxian seemed to think about it, and shook his head again and again.
"What's wrong, big brother?" Li Jinniu was suddenly nervous, since he was a child, he was afraid that his eldest brother would not be satisfied, but after pondering for a long time, he couldn't figure out what was wrong, and he was a little confused by the second monk---
"This matter must be kept secret, have you ever thought that those bandits can keep it a secret after doing this?" Li Jinxian stood up, walking back and forth, lost in thought.
"Once it reaches the current saint, the relationship between the warrior and the emperor is extraordinary, and it will definitely be investigated, which is not appropriate!"
"That's it, in this matter, come forward for my brother and solve your worries. ”
"Big brother, do you mean?" Li Jinniu guessed unsurely.
"You only do the first half, let those thieves kill the samurai contract, pay off the contract according to the price, and can't ruin your reputation; ”
"Big brother, brother understands, be a man, be honest, hehe, thank you big brother!"
"Also, that Luo Cheng must die!"
"Don't worry, Luo Cheng has been caught, and he won't be able to run. Li Jinniu once again assured that he would swear.
"Why am I not sure!" Li Jinxian looked at his younger brother, full of suspicion, "No, I still have to go through this matter myself." ”
"It's great to have a big brother out of the horse. This Li Jinniu flattered him very much.
Sure that Li Jinxian came over in person, Cheng Yu felt a lot more at ease, but this cottage was going to be unlucky, and the owner of the village surnamed Su didn't look like a wicked person.
As soon as he thought of this, he swept his divine consciousness to the cottage.
An independent stone room, this is a bedroom, a book case is placed on the kang, the owner of Su Zhai is sitting alone on the kang, holding a silk book, watching carefully, concentrated, it seems to be very devoted, what makes Cheng Yu surprised is that the owner of the village actually holds a dagger in his left hand.
Sweeping to the silk book again, it is the "Warring States Zongheng Family Book", which is a bit interesting, is this Su Zhai master ...... , Cheng Yu shook his head, inadvertently glanced behind the owner of the village, and was stunned for a moment, is this a coincidence?
There was a painting hanging on the wall behind the owner of the village, and what shocked Cheng Yu was that the painting in the painting was extremely similar to the scene in the house at this time.
Painting a man in ancient costume, sitting in front of a bookcase, also reading a silk book, the only difference is that he is holding an awl in his hand.
The inscription on the picture reads: Su Qin thorn stock chart.
What is the origin of this ----, owner surnamed Su? While Cheng Yu was thinking, there was a noise in his consciousness.
Knock---, bang!
"Big brother, big brother!" "Big big big .... Big Brother "Two bandits broke in.
"Big big big .. Big brother, I'm I'm watching. I'm fancy... That little little girl, three-three-three-three.. The third brother said to keep it for the eldest brother.. Keep it, cocoa .... Coco has...."
"Second brother, you tongue, alas!" the third sighed and continued, "The eldest brother hasn't pressed Mrs. Zhai yet, you can't see it! Which round gets you, really, don't pee and take pictures, my second brother, you have a snack, let the brothers worry!"
"Get out! a group of two hundred and five!" roared.
The two uninvited guests surprised the owner of Su Zhai, and when he saw that it was the second and third children, he was completely angry.
"Big brother, don't worry, let's go, let's get out......" The two bandits walked away.
Cheng Yu retracted his consciousness and laughed out loud, "Two hundred and five, it's true!"
"You are two hundred and five, you can still laugh at this time!" Seeing that Cheng Yu and Luo Cheng didn't take care of themselves for a long time, Qi Lian'er was angry.
"Don't worry, Sanba, then General Li will soon bring the army to rescue you. Cheng Yu comforted Qi Lian'er, "You can take care of Wu Shun." ”
"How do you know?"
"Hey, guess. ”
"Guess again, can you be serious, it's really two hundred and five. ”
"Hey, I said three-eight, I explained to you the meaning of three-eight, can you tell me what these two hundred and five mean?"
"Do you really want to know?" Qi Lian'er smiled evilly.
"Uh-huh!" Cheng Yu nodded solemnly.
"Don't be angry, these two hundred and five are just out of tune, unreliable, basically like you. Seeing that Cheng Yu was not angry, Qi Lian'er continued to explain.
"When I was a child, I heard from the adults that it seemed that a person was assassinated in the past, and the king wanted to avenge him, so he posted a reward notice. ”
"Falsely claiming that the person who was slain was the one whom the king hated the most, and whoever killed him would receive a thousand rewards, and sure enough, four men came forward and turned themselves in to receive the bounty. ”
"And the king said, How shall the one thousand bounties be divided: and the four of you, all of whom are two hundred and five, slew four of them. ”
"Well, Sanba, you're talking about the Warring States Su Qin. ”
"Who is Su Qin? ”
"Sanba, do you want to go out?" Cheng Yu did not answer Qi Lian'er's words and changed the topic.
"Of course I think so, do you still need to ask?"
"Wait a moment, ask General Luo to call the owner of the village, and as soon as the owner of the village comes, you will scold him for two hundred and five. Cheng Yu confessed.
"I don't dare, you think it's all the same as you, he won't kill me. Qi Lian'er shook her head again and again.
"Don't worry, I can guarantee that if you scold him, not only will he not be annoyed, but he will laugh, and he will let you go. ”
"Really?"
"Really, the harder you scold, the happier he laughs. ”
"Okay, I've thought about it too, if the owner of the village is angry, I'll say that you asked me to scold. "Qi Lian'er prepared for the worst.
"General, you tell the door that you want to see the master of the village. After convincing Qi Lian'er, Cheng Yu turned to Luo Cheng again.
"Little master, what do you mean?"
"You have a big face, if you call him, he will come, and others are afraid that they will not be able to call. Cheng Yu joked.
The little lord laughed. Despite this, Luo Cheng still stood up, "Brother outside the door, please invite the master of Dazhai to come, just say that I, Luo Cheng, have something important to explain to him." ”
When Luo Cheng turned around again, he received a message from Cheng Yu, "When the owner of the village comes, he will push it to Sanba." ”
As Cheng Yu expected, after waiting for a while, a voice came from outside the door, "Is it really General Luo looking for me?"
"It was indeed General Luo who invited his eldest brother over and said that he had something important. "It's the voice of the bandits outside the door.
"Open the door!"
"General Luo, what are you looking for me, but you are waiting for the general?" The master of Su Zhai came in and was very polite to Luo Cheng.
"Village master, it's not me looking for you, it's her!" Luo Cheng pointed at Qi Lian'er.
The owner of Su Zhai felt very surprised, and slowly walked towards Qi Lian'er step by step, no longer polite, his face was full of anger, "Girl, are you looking for the owner of this village?"
Why did the owner of the village suddenly change his face towards women, this is his experience as a robber for many years.
He has always thought that this experience is very useful, you can't have a good face for women, and the more you give face, the more she has to put on her face, sprinkling scoundrels, yelling, crying, and making .......
In order to prevent these tricks of women, every time he sees a woman, he will release this vicious and brutal coercion.
Seeing the owner of the village approaching step by step, Qi Lian'er suddenly became confused, at a loss, she was really scared.
"Scold him, two hundred and five!" At the critical moment, a voice seemed to come from his ears.
"Two hundred and five!" Qi Juan'er shouted out in a very sharp voice as if she was suddenly frightened.
"What are you scolding me?" The owner of Su Zhai didn't believe his ears, and shook his head vigorously, feeling as if he had entered water in his head, he was in a trance, and his face still remained fierce.
After Qi Lian'er finished scolding, she hugged her entire head tightly with both arms, ready to be slapped by the mouth, but she didn't wait for her mouth to pull over.
What kind of rhythm is this, ask me what to scold him, let me repeat it? This is obviously the rhythm of scolding! Qi Lian'er felt strange in her heart.
"I said you are two hundred and five, two hundred and five! two hundred and five!" A series of two hundred and five scolded again, and Qi Lian'er himself felt relieved and enjoyable.
"Haha, hahahaha! Interesting, do you dare to scold again?" Su Zhai Master laughed, he felt very ridiculous.
He laughed at himself, more than ten years of experience, it turned out to be pretending to be B, the boss is not small, what is pretending to be B, pretending, continue to pretend, and even a lady of the village is not mixed.
Qi Lian'er was blindfolded and looked at Cheng Yu, Cheng Yu was looking here with a smile, and secretly gave a thumbs up.
Unexpectedly, the effect was surprisingly good, Cheng Yu had already prepared for the worst, if the owner of the village did not laugh, he planned to use the power of his mind to forcibly control the divine consciousness of the owner of the village.
At the same time, encouraged by the owner of the village and Cheng Yu, Qi Lian'er went crazy and shouted loudly: "Two hundred and five, two hundred and five......"
"Hahaha, hahahaha......" The owner of Su Zhai was more like he was stimulated, laughed and turned around and went out.
"Big brother, what's wrong with you?" the bandit guarding the door stepped forward, not knowing why.
"Qingtou is stunned, go, tell the third child to prepare a banquet, I want to marry Mrs. Zhai, hahahaha!" The master of Su Zhai laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist.
At this time, a voice sounded in his ears, "Master Su Zhai, the catastrophe is coming, you are still laughing!"