"Yes. ”

Everyone applauded and found that Teacher Zhou Bai was so interesting.

Li Chunshui looked confused, where is this, where is it, the earth, where is the earth? In fact, for everyone in the Tianguang Academy and even the Xiuzhen-world, their understanding is also very shallow.

The earth is naturally an ordinary but very bullish planet in the universe, Zhou Bai coughed, and explained to the confused disciples below what the earth is: "Hahaha, in fact, it is said." The earth itself is not, but there are a bunch of writers and trolls on the earth, and no matter what you do, someone will jump out to challenge your nerves and bottom line. The most exciting thing is that the earthlings write things, creating one after another BSS that can destroy the planet with one hand and the universe with both hands, and in the end they were all flattened by the Women's Federation. Of course. If you want to talk about those writers, if you calculate it carefully, you don't know how many cosmic galaxies have been destroyed. The key people, the American team, and anyone can have a five-five meeting. Do you accept it?"

"Uh~~~~" A group of students found that Teacher Bai's thinking was a little too fast, and they couldn't keep up for a while, but what could it be, Teacher Bai's teaching was very vivid, and it could fool you from the origin of cultivation to the history of the evolution of the earth.

From the monster Shrek to the eight immortals across the sea, and finally around to Teacher Zhou Bai, who took his sister to cultivate immortals, he had a bumpy experience along the way.

Bang Bang

Thunderous applause.

Teacher Zhou Bai's teaching is really wonderful, although I didn't understand anything. But it's very good, countless students waved their flags and shouted: "I love you in vain, I love you forever and forever." Oh yes......"

Li Chunshui looked confused, coughed and walked onto the podium: "Okay, thank you again for Mr. Bai's wonderful teaching, then today is mainly to explain to you some basic courses of cultivation." Starting tomorrow, we go into the training of the basic skills, which is the environment of enlightenment, and use your mind, all kinds of actions, to control any object in the void, which is the basis of the mind. Then we will give you advanced mantras and cultivation methods, and the students who are the most enlightened will be taught by me and Teacher Bai in person, one-on-one. Anyway, you remember. Tianguang Academy, there are thousands of students, whoever can stand out in the vast sea will become the latest sword immortal. Will you enter the Most High Heaven, understand?"

"Understood. ”

"Okay, get out of class early today, everyone go back and think about it, after tomorrow, it will be your devilish training, when others are better than you and work harder than you, you should know that no matter this world, or that world, opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. The right ones are your teachers, the right ones are your parents, and everyone who gives you the opportunity and signs up for school. Is it all clear?"

"Clear. ”

"All out of class. ”

"Thank you, teacher. The classmates left class with a chatter.

Zhou Bai took a breath, saw Li Chunshui waved his hand at him, walked to the office and closed the door: "Bai." ”

"What for?"

"What are you doing during the day?"

"What didn't I do?"

"How do I smell a bunch of women, right on you?"

"Nonsense, half of the girls in the class, can it be tasteless?"

"Doesn't it smell like that, does it smell very deep?"

"Deep?" Zhou Bai saw that there was no one left and right, and coughed: "I have a deeper one, why don't you try it." Hey, pure water, the old light bulb came over to soak you during the day, but was fooled away by my brother. What to do next time. Dean, this old B lamp, must be no good thing. ”

"It doesn't matter. Li Chunshui waved his hand: "Tianguang Academy is a school designated by the Supreme Heaven, there are some things, even if the dean maintains the rules, once it is found that someone is strong, from the dean to the teachers and students, no one can escape the involvement." The Supreme Heaven still wants to become bigger and stronger, and you have to accept this. ”

"Supreme Heaven?" Zhou Bai sighed: "That kind of tall place, I'm afraid I won't be able to go in my life!!"

"Hehe, think so much. Have you thought about how to save Lin Tianzhen and them?" Li Chunshui was worried.

"Alas...... Let me think about it. But pure water, I've basically done that Pan Yinlian. I'm going to try it back and see if I can let the Ximen cannon unlock Lin Tianzhen's Spirit God Seal from other channels. ”

"Okay, then as soon as possible. I'm afraid that Lin Tianzhen and them can't withstand the soft grinding and hard bubbles of the Ximen cannon. This Simon cannon is too colorful. ”

"Hmm......" Zhou Bai hugged Li Chunshui and wanted to kiss him.

"What are you doing?" Li Chunshui was startled: "It's daytime, it's night." ”

"What can I do at night?" Zhou Bai saw that there was no one outside, so he had no scruples: "I have physical needs." I'm still holding on, no, I want it now, come on haha!"

"Are you a man or a beast?

"I'm a human beast, what's wrong?"

Puff~

Li Chunshui was happy all of a sudden. Rolled over, leaned on the window, and cocked his ass: "Hurry up." ”

"Haole!!" Zhou Bai excitedly raised his gun and straddled the horse, and with a bloody sound, he heard a bang Someone crashed in and knelt on the ground: "Master, someone beat me." ”

Oops Mom!~ Oh Mom!~ Oh Mom!~ Oh Mom!~Oh Mom!~

Li Chunshui hurriedly covered his face and turned around and ran away, Zhou Bai kicked Sha Tonghai while wearing his belt, and Ma Le Gobi kicked Sha Tonghai, kick, and kick: "Is it over, is it over, is it over?"

"The students of the teacher of Ximen Cannon are said to be the Three Musketeers of Ximen. ”

"Click......" Zhou Bai knew that Li Chunshui had run away. didn't talk nonsense and walked out, and saw Sha Tonghai hugging his thigh: "What about that person just now? Is it Teacher Chunshui?" Sha Tonghai rubbed his eyes and knelt down just now. I didn't pay attention to people.

"Oh, Mom, you take care of yourself, my father. ”

"I'm not your father, master?"

"I'm wrong, I'm wrong, okay?" Zhou Bai shook his head, and heard Sha Tonghai, who stood up and rubbed his eyes, said confusedly: "I saw Bai Huahua just now, why didn't I ......?"

With a "pop", Zhou Bai screamed and shouted: "Didn't see anything, didn't you see anything, did you hear?"

"Oh~ I see. ”

The two of them walked out in a daze, and saw that the playground was full of people, and the confrontation between the two sides was fierce. However, the people on the side of the West Gate Cannon were obviously higher than those on Zhou Bai's side.

Zhou Bai is considered to be Li Chunshui's disciple, but there are only about 200 people.

And the number of students in Ximen Cannon has increased to more than ten times, more than 2,000 people. Booming door slammed...... The students on Zhou Bai's side were obviously inferior to each other. In terms of momentum, it loses.

"What the hell is going on?" Zhou Bai knew that Li Chunshui had changed his pants. This has to be left to him.

"Someone on the other side molested our female classmates, and I helped out, wanting to be a flower messenger, but they beat me. Sha Tonghai said aggrievedly.

"Then you won't beat him?" Zhou Bai kicked Sha Tonghai again.

"They're too many, too many ......"

"Bang. Zhou Bai separated the crowd, and everyone exclaimed, some were happy, some shouted, some called, and some looked forward to: "The teacher is so ......"

"You're welcome, the classmates have all retreated behind me, you are future sword immortals, how can you be as knowledgeable as them. ”

"Yes, Mr. Bai. ”

On the opposite side, two or three cold and tricky boys strangled a young girl, none other than Shen Qian, who was "taking a bath" with Zhou Bai. This girl is as beautiful as a flower, and it is easy to get the other party's peep.

Don't these three bunnies want to live?

Zhou Bai sneered, took a step forward, and said coldly in an instant: "Give me back my students?"