The academic seminar on what diseases to give to the Buddha Yin monk continued. Here, there are four people who participate in the discussion of choosing a medical specialty, Montegro and Princess Palma and her two attendants, Night Spider and Light Scorpion.

The night spider said, "Leaders, do you want to give this Buddha seal monk some cruelty?" Plant him some spirochet-like bacteria spirochet, so that he can be poisonous? ”

Princess Baoma said: "This can't be done, this Buddha seal monk doesn't pick up points in his life, you do this, infect each other, and hurt the sex workers in Hangzhou." ”

The light plate scorpion said: "Leaders, can you feed this Buddha seal monk some parasites and let him have ascariasis?" ”

Meng Tejiao said: "Well, if you just simply feed him worms, it won't work, and the Buddha Yin monk has his own way to drive away the roundworms." ”

The night spider said, "Leaders, can you infect this Buddha Yin monk with tuberculosis bacillus and let him get tuberculosis?"

Princess Baoma said: "This is still not possible, the monk has to chant the scriptures every day, if this Buddha seal monk has tuberculosis, it will be infected, which will hurt the monks in Hangzhou City." ”

The light plate scorpion said: "Leaders, why don't we get some flu virus for this Buddha Yin monk, so that he has a headache, fever, and runny nose all the time?" Doesn't heal for a long time? ”

Meng Tejiao said: "What is this, this flu is also contagious!" He has not been cured for a long time, and the source of this disease will continue forever. And you got the flu virus from the scorpion, I'm afraid it's from West Asia, the Song people don't have this immunity, this epidemic, our employees of the Institute of Science and Technology and Baixitang will also suffer! You're hitting a bit big. ”

The night spider said: "Leaders, I still have a way to get some fungus for this Buddha seal monk, so that he is uncomfortable all over his body, and he is covered with ringworm of man, tinea capitis, tinea corporis, jock itch, onychomycosis, athlete's foot, tinea versicolor, and psoriasis!" ”

Princess Palma said: "Night spider, listen up, psoriasis is not caused by fungi, you, usually do not study rigorously, do not study diligently, this is not a foreign appearance!" ”

The light plate scorpion said: "Princess, we still have a way to call the Buddha Yin monk to have all kinds of boils, let him abscess, make him painful, and make him angry!" ”

Princess Palma sighed, "Alas! With this kind of disease, the Buddha Yin monk may not necessarily go to Xu Xuan! ”

Meng Tejiao said: "Alas! This doesn't work, that doesn't work, why don't we just use my second plan to get this Buddha Yin monk pregnant! ”

The bare plate scorpion said, "Pregnant? This Buddha seal monk is a man! ”

Meng Tejiao said: "So! He has to go to Xu Xian! Who is the midwife in Hangzhou City who takes over the birth for the man? ”

The night spider said, "Pregnant? When I was pregnant in October, once I gave birth, where did the midwife deliver the baby when I gave birth? The Buddha Yin monk must have one less outlet than a normal mother! ”

The bare plate scorpion said, "Pregnant? So this Buddha seal monk provided jīng zi for the little baby? Or are eggs provided? Is he a dad? Or is it a mother? ”

The night spider said: "It's good to be pregnant, can't Princess Meng's first 'male rǔfang dysplasia' also be listed on the backdoor?" ”

"Yes, we can save 10 kilograms of silicone," said the scorpion. ”

Princess Palmer said, "Hey! Feed! Feed! Two stinky girls, have you talked and brained? The research direction of Dream Sister can be considered, but when it comes to specific implementation, it needs to be flexible and adaptable. In fact, the so-called making the Buddha Seal monk pregnant is to make the Buddha Seal monk have the appearance of pregnancy, so as to lead Xu Xianlai; It's not really to help this Buddha seal monk give birth to a small Buddha seal, understand? ”

The night spider asked: "Then, pregnancy has all kinds of symptoms, if Buddha Yin's belly is big, but there are no corresponding pregnancy symptoms, then he will not think that he is pregnant, only that he may have indigestion, food accumulation, excessive obesity, liver and spleen swelling, intra-abdominal fibroids, and other diseases." How could you have thought it was pregnant? ”

Meng Tejiao said: "So! We need to follow up on our work! Our guidance mechanism should be acted! At the same time as we started the pregnancy project of this Buddha seal, we wanted to let out a storm in the streets and alleys, saying that this Buddha seal burned the white snake spirit and the green snake spirit, and now the two snake spirits have been reincarnated. There is a wrong, there is a debtor, these two snake spirits found the Buddha seal monk, and they put them into the belly of the Buddha seal, so this Buddha seal monk is pregnant! So, doesn't it work? ”

The night spider said, "Oh, this Buddha seal monk is a ghost! ”

The light plate scorpion said: "No, this Buddha seal monk is pregnant with a snake fetus!" ”

Meng Tejiao said: "So! In the future, Xu Xian helped him have a caesarean section and took out two large roundworms, which would be reasonable. ”

The bare scorpion asked: "Princess, why do you know now that Xu Xian will not help him deliver normally, but will have a caesarean section with a knife and a gun?" ”

Meng Tejiao replied: "Stupid! If you don't help him have a caesarean section, where will he give birth naturally? ”

The light plate scorpion also asked, "Doctor Dream, may I ask, why were we able to take out only two large roundworms from the belly of the Buddha Yin?" You know, if we make his belly bigger by feeding him parasites, then a pregnant woman of nine to ten months has a large belly, and there will be no only two roundworms in her belly, but dozens of roundworms. In this way, it will contradict the reincarnation of the white snake spirit and the green snake spirit, right? ”

Meng Tejiao replied: "That's very simple! When the time comes, Xu Xian only needs to take out two big roundworms and show them. As for the rest of the little roundworms, if they can be cleaned up, they will be cleaned up quietly, if they can't be cleaned up, let them rest in place, and Xu Xian will not be done by stitching the knife edge directly? ”

The bare plate scorpion asked again: "The roundworms left in the stomach are going to multiply and grow, and in a few months, won't the belly of the Buddha seal be bigger again, right?" ”

Meng Tejiao replied: "Yes, you are right, but can this be considered a problem?" Don't you know? Can Da Song have a second child? ”

The night spider asked, "Doctor Meng, the abdominal swelling caused by roundworms is not quite the same as pregnancy!" When women are pregnant, they often experience nausea and vomiting. There are roundworms in this belly, will it be nauseous and vomiting? ”

Meng Tejiao replied: "When this adult has roundworms, some people will be accompanied by low-grade fever, irritability, and easy to wake up and grind their teeth at night. The ascaris also often causes serious complications such as intestinal obstruction, acute appendicitis, biliary ascariasis, acute cholangitis, acute peritonitis and other diseases. In adults with roundworms, symptoms such as urticaria, itchy skin, angioedema, and conjunctivitis may occur in severe cases. When the adult has roundworms, he sometimes has a sudden cramping pain in the right upper quadrant that radiates to the right shoulder, back and lower abdomen. The pain is intermittently aggravated, accompanied by nausea, vomiting, etc., and the worms can be seen directly in the stool when defecation. Loss of appetite, nausea, vomiting, and intermittent periumbilical pain are often present. Many of the symptoms here can be attached to the symptoms of pregnancy. For example, the feeling of nausea and vomiting that you just mentioned. In fact, even if Buddha Yin has a good physique and suffers from ascariasis, he is not nauseous or vomiting, it doesn't matter, find some medicine for him, and he will not immediately feel nausea and vomiting? ”

Light plate scorpion: "In the early stages of pregnancy, there is a tingling, swelling, and stinging sensation in the rǔ room. You can't do this with roundworms! ”

Meng Tejiao: "The roundworms can't do it, I can do it!" When the time comes, it will be necessary to trouble the two younger sisters to work a few more night shifts. ”

Night Spider: "When a woman is pregnant, her menstruation will stop." ”

Meng Tejiao: "Since the Buddha Yin was born in the mother's womb, this menstruation has stopped until now. ”

Light plate scorpion: "When a woman is pregnant, her skin will be pigmented, and her abdominal wall will produce stretch marks, and these roundworms can't do it, right?" ”

Meng Tejiao: "Hey! Two of you! Forgot the beauty class and disguise class you were taught at Harvard? Besides, people with ascariasis would have a little skin disease, so if you use round words, won't you have their own place? ”

Night Spider: "A pregnant woman gets tired easily and often wants to sleep. ”

Meng Tejiao: "This is a symptom of taking sleeping pills!" The medicine is in your hands, whether he sleeps or not, and how long he sleeps, is it all up to you? ”

Light plate scorpion: "A pregnant woman, yīn dao sticky mó will take on a darker color due to congestion. ”

Meng Tejiao: "The skin does not exist, but the hair can be attached!" Does the Buddha seal have a yīn way? ”

Night Spider: "Pregnant woman, frequent urination!" ”

Montejiao: "Do you know how many diuretic drugs we have in our medical school?" ”

Light plate scorpion: "After four or five months of pregnancy, you can feel the shape of the fetus, and you can also feel the fetal movement!" ”

Meng Tejiao: "Before Foyin was pregnant, we already knew that he was pregnant with a snake fetus, so isn't it normal for him to have a different fetal shape from a human?" ”

Night Spider: "After five months, you should be able to hear the fetal heartbeat and feel the fetal movement." ”

Meng Tejiao: "Notice the difference between humans and snakes, okay?" How many old Chinese medicine doctors in Hangzhou City helped the big female snake to have a fetal heartbeat? Ever touched the fetal movement? ”

Light plate scorpion: "Dream princess, people with ascariasis can see the worm body directly in the stool when they have a stool, if this Buddha seal sees the worm body in the stool, then he doesn't understand that he is not pregnant, but suffering from ascariasis?" ”

Meng Tejiao: "Didn't I say it earlier! The soldiers and horses have not moved, and the public opinion lùn first! When the people of Hangzhou knew that the Buddha Yin was pregnant with the reincarnation of the white snake spirit and the green snake spirit, if there was an elongated insect body in his stool, it would increase the credibility of the legend! ”

Night Spider: "Then, since the worm body has been expelled in the stool, then at the end of October, two large roundworms were produced by caesarean section, isn't this contradictory?" ”

Meng Tejiao: "What's the contradiction? This shows that the white snake spirit and the green snake spirit in the previous life were entangled with the Buddha seal of this life, and they were reborn and were still fighting! The two snake spirits were forced out of the body by the Buddha seal with internal force, but the souls of the two snake spirits who were forced out of the body entered the belly of the Buddha seal again, and there were repeated repeats. As long as you instill this idea into the people of Hangzhou, then this Buddha seal is to drive away roundworms by yourself, that is, to beat many roundworms, which can only prove that the Buddha seal and the two snake spirits have a deep grudge, fierce battle, and busy reincarnation! ”

Bare Scorpion: "Hey, I remember!" There is a big problem, that is, this snake is not viviparous, most snakes are oviparous. The snake is a gentleman's egg, and then hatches a baby snake, just like a chicken. Therefore, Xu Xian directly took out the 'little snake' from the belly of the Buddha Yin, which is unreasonable! ”

Meng Tejiao: "Please note that the snake in the belly of the Buddha seal is the reincarnation of the snake spirit, can this snake be the same as saying goodbye to the snake?" In the same way, it can't be called a goblin! It is also incapable of being reincarnated and reborn! Besides, don't you know? Pit vipers, forest snakes, sea snakes, and scrofula snakes are all viviparous. Of course, this so-called viviparous snake actually incubates and regenerates eggs in the body, so this type of reproduction, also called ovoviviparity, or pseudo-ovoviviparity, is essentially different from the viviparity of mammals. ”

Night Spider: "Then, Dream Princess, don't talk about so many useless things, you say, specifically, what should I do with this job?" ”

Meng Tejiao: "The feasibility report and sub-project implementation schedule of this project will be submitted to the school in writing and in duplicate tomorrow. Once approved, we will proceed as planned......"