Chapter 0008. Marriage that I don't want to do
"Why, our eldest grandson fox can still be bullied?"
Looking at the eldest grandson Wuji who looked sad and almost cried, Li Shimin was really confused, and joked funny, which made the eldest grandson Wuji even more depressed, and he knelt on the ground and shouted. [Eye-fast reading book new domain name., initials, previously registered accounts can still be used]
"Your Majesty wants to be the master of the old minister, my little girl only came to Chang'an from her hometown today, and she let people defile her body, which makes my eldest grandson's family have the face to gain a foothold in Chang'an!"
"Oh?" As soon as he heard this, Li Shimin immediately restrained his smile and frowned, this matter is not big or small, it is likely to cause the two political groups to tilt against each other, in that case, let alone go to Goguryeo, Chang'an itself has to be in chaos first.
After thinking about the possible consequences and rubbing his forehead, Li Shimin asked the eldest grandson Wuji with a headache on his face.
"Who is so bold? Caught it? ”
"The other party is too big, Your Majesty's Ninth Son, His Royal Highness King Shuo!"
After a while, Li Shimin walked out of the imperial study in a hurry, but in the corridor, where was Li Jie's shadow, and the angry Li Shimin blew his beard and glared at the eunuch of the Yellow Gate beside him.
"Send someone immediately, Wude Palace, Compassion Palace, by the way, that kid may still hide in Su'er, and Heshuo Hall will also be turned over, and bring Li Jie's bastard boy to me in the shortest possible time!"
"Yes."
At the sound of an order, Qianniuwei and the attendant eunuchs scattered out of Hanyuan Hall like a pot of porridge, looking at a bunch of Qianniuwei's armor trembling ping-pong, Li Shimin behind suddenly showed a helpless but funny look, and shook his head with a wry smile.
"This kid really believes it, like me!"
In the end, the Tang Empire was still the largest emperor, and it took two hours, and finally Li Jie, the king of Shuo, who hid in the east toilet of the palace, still did not escape, and was carried out by several Qianniuwei like treasures and dragged to Hanyuan Palace.
At that time, the thatched toilet was not as clean as a modern flush toilet, and after squatting for two hours, Li Jiebiao returned to Hanyuan Hall with a strong momentum, and his strong momentum made the eldest grandson Wuji, who had waited for more than two hours, and his eyes were red and he was about to come up desperately, and he took a few big strides and retreated, plopping down at Li Shimin, which also made the Tang Emperor roll his eyes.
"Little brute, how did you get filthy gas?"
With a sad face, Li Jie shouted.
"Father, Emperor Qi, this afternoon the retainers ate a bad stomach outside and are going to the toilet, and your edict is here."
"You, oops~ Someone, wait for His Royal Highness King Shuo to bathe first, and then come back."
Li Shimin waved his hand angrily and funny, and in the red eyes of the eldest grandson Wuji, Li Jie went out again, and it was half an hour after he left, and when he came back, the eldest grandson Wuji had already waited completely out of temper.
"Your Majesty, you must be the master of the old minister."
Seeing that his eldest brother had been standing there for two and a half hours, Li Shimin, who had dealt with a lot of state affairs, was also a little embarrassed, and before Li Jie could come over and kneel down and kowtow, Li Shimin had already scolded loudly with a tiger face.
"Little brute, what a big dog guts, dare to sit down on the daughter of your eldest grandson's uncle's family, what is the matter, don't hurry up and tell Lao Tzu!"
Little brute, dog guts, Li Jie's face was awkward when he heard it, from a genetic point of view, did your father scold yourself like this?
But let's keep my ass first, as soon as my eyes rolled, Li Jie's head shook like a rattle, and he resolutely denied it.
"There is no such thing, father, but the sons and daughters grew up following your teachings, can they do such a thing?"
A sycophant went down, which really made Li Shimin feel a lot more comfortable, but seeing this kid eat and wipe clean and not admit it, the eldest grandson Wuji almost went crazy out of anger.
"Fart, didn't my daughter go to your Xiqin Tower this afternoon? Where is it, is it your Royal Highness King Shuo who took off my daughter's clothes? You still don't admit it if you want my daughter's body, you dare not do it, you are embarrassed to call yourself a Guan Ning hero, the old man and you are not finished......"
At this time, the eldest grandson Wuji was also in his early fifties, and he was angry with Li Jie, his chest was snorting like a bellows, and his steps were staggering and confused. Old guy, let's be angry, after I die, I don't have to worry about your unlucky brother who is unlucky to me, and he will attack our descendants of Concubine Yang!
If the eldest grandson Wuji is really angry to death, it is estimated that he will be famous in the history of the youth, the first daughter was played by the prince and angry to death, the reputation is too loud, but unfortunately the sky does not fulfill people's wishes, as soon as he saw this situation, Li Shimin quickly called the imperial doctor, and he didn't know whether the whitebeard was too medical for the fast-acting heart pill or ant strong pill, anyway, after a black ball was stuffed by the eldest grandson Wuji, he hiccuped a few times, and the old guy became alive.
"Your Majesty, please call the shots for the old minister!"
Pulling his beard, Li Shimin was also depressed and had a straight toothache, and shouted at Li Jie helplessly.
"Little brute, is what the eldest grandson said true?"
"Well, part of the truth."
"That part?"
Blowing his beard and glaring, Li Shimin slapped the table and shouted, and Li Jie had to explain curtly under a clever wit. "Eh, it's a fact that I took off my clothes, and I touched it, it's also a fact, but Erchen really didn't get on her! There's a reason for this! ”
"That's all right, what else do you want?" kissed everything, touched everything, Li Jie, this kid still didn't admit it, the eldest grandson Wuji almost vomited blood again, without waiting for Li Shimin to say anything, he was already shouting like crazy, for fear that the old guy would spit on his face, Li Jie hurriedly took two steps back, and said helplessly.
"Lord Changsun, what is really not what you imagined, Miss Changsun Zhi came to my Xiqin Tower to watch the song and dance performance in the afternoon......"
"Fart, how can my daughter go to see your immoral things!"
"Okay, in the afternoon, there are fugitive slaves from the eldest grandson's family making trouble in the West Qin Tower, and Miss eldest grandson specially came over to enforce the family law."
"Fart, there are fugitive slaves in the old man's house, why doesn't the old man know?"
A few farts, Li Jie was also angry, and angrily took out one of the few on-site "photos" that Yan Weizhen had drawn in the afternoon and stuffed it into the hands of the eldest grandson Wuji.
"Lord Eldest Sun, look, is it your fugitive slave?"
"Not at all, uh, it can't be!"
Just now, he was still disdainful, and after looking at the piece of hard paper for the second time, the eldest grandson Wuji was like seeing a ghost, and without thinking about it, he stuffed the paper ball into his sleeve, which immediately aroused Li Shimin's curiosity.
"Mowgli? What is it that makes you so nervous? ”
"Well, oh, it's nothing, it's true that he is a fugitive slave in the family, and he is usually honest and serious, but his subordinates didn't expect him to do such a thing."
"Oh, as soon as you run away from the slave, you don't have to take it too seriously, let's go on, little brute, since Miss Eldest Sun is going to your Xiqin Mansion to arrest the fugitive slave, how dare you be so bold as to do that kind of thing to others?"
"I'm wronged!"
The eldest grandson Wuji's face was as constipated for a while, and when he saw that the old guy was dumbfounded, Li Jie immediately became elated.
"Originally, the fugitive slave was arrested, and Miss Changsun also expressed her gratitude for my assistance, but Miss Changsun suddenly fell to the ground with a bang, and the son hurriedly summoned the doctor, but the doctor said that Miss Changsun was hit by a powerful tonic called I love a piece of firewood, and it was too much, and a man must help her vent out, otherwise her brain will burn out."
"Then Erchen was in the spirit of helping the world and saving people, and then he carried Miss Changsun into the room, and with his hands, Miss Changsun is really still a virgin now......"
Obviously, I have also heard the name of the medicine I love a piece of firewood, maybe I have used it, Li Shimin's face became more eccentric for a while, and the face of the eldest grandson Wuji also swelled into a pig's liver color for a while.
"Fart, my daughter Bing Qingyujie, how can she use this medicine!"
"I didn't say that your daughter used it herself, maybe it was used by some ill-intentioned peach slave!"
After all, the weight of the son is still heavier than that of the daughter, looking at Li Jie patting his chest triumphantly, the eldest grandson almost didn't bare out of his eyes in a thief, but there was no word for a while, after saying this, Li Jie also looked at Li Shimin pitifully, and the three pairs of eyes stared at each other together, and Li Shimin was also embarrassed for a while.
On the one hand, it is his own son, so it is naturally impossible to sentence, not to mention that what she said seems to be quite reasonable, on the other hand, it is still his brother-in-law, in the final analysis, he suffered a loss, and the handling was light, and the eldest grandson's family was not happy, so Li Shimin was in a dilemma on both sides, and suddenly the little yellow door outside the door hurriedly sent an urgent letter.
Anyway, I didn't know how to deal with it for a while, Li Shimin simply staggered the topic by watching the fold, but looking at it, he shook his head with a smile and a smile, the fold was sent by General Cheng Zhijie, but the content was that his second son hired Princess Qinghe, and the dowry was a wild goose or a swan, and a few feet of silk red ling.
Somewhat funny, he threw the fold on the table, but Li Shimin suddenly had a flash of inspiration, right! How I didn't expect that!
"Well, Wuji, although this child is also kind-hearted, but after all, it happened, I can't say anything if I don't give you an explanation, if this is the case, let my family Jiulang marry your youngest daughter, so that the faces of the two families will be taken care of."
"What? No way! ”
For a while, Li Jie and Changsun Wuji shook their heads in unison, Li Jie needless to say, he didn't go to Changsun Weaving in the afternoon, that is, he didn't want to have another spy of the eldest grandson's family around him, his secrets, there are many ways to make money, what if people steal it?
The eldest grandson Wuji is even more so, since the end of the Sui Dynasty, the old guy has had a grudge against the former Sui Yang family, and Li Shimin has praised Li Keying many times for being like himself, but he threatened the position of the prince, and the eldest grandson Wuji looked at Concubine Yang's sons at that time, and he didn't like it, so he asked him to marry his daughter to Li Jie? There are no doors!
The clever plan he thought of touched his nose twice, and Li Shimin didn't make an appointment, and shouted at Li Jie with a calm face.
"Little brute, shut up Lao Tzu! You have the face to do such a thing, and you don't dare to take responsibility, and then you will say that Lao Tzu discounted your dog's legs! ”
Li Shimin's board is a lingering nightmare in Li Jie's heart, and he immediately shuddered and didn't dare to squeak, and killed Li Jie in one sentence, Li Shimin turned his head again gloomily, and said to the eldest grandson Wuji with a smile.
"Why, why is Wuji unwilling, do you think our Jiulang is not worthy of your daughter?"
These words are serious, and the eldest grandson Wuji's old head suddenly saw sweat, and he explained in a whisper.
"This, the little girl is stubborn, not worthy of His Royal Highness King Shuo, the minister is afraid of ......"
"There is nothing stubborn that is not stubborn, no matter how stubborn you are, can you have this little king and eight lambs of my family? I've seen that girl in the eldest grandson weaving, it's good, she can take care of this unsuccessful little bastard. ”
"Anyway, the two children are like this, so it's decided, tomorrow I will order the Ministry of Internal Affairs to hire the eldest grandson's family, and in two months, it will be an auspicious day, and the two children will be married, haha, Wuji, we have taught our in-laws......"
Li Shimin laughed very heartily, but Li Jie and the eldest grandson Wuji sighed at the same time, glanced at each other angrily, and then hummed at the same time, turning their heads around ...... left and right.