Chapter 39 (6) The Lame and the Blind
"I don't know them when there's a holiday," the boss sighed, "and they didn't beat me, they fought themselves." Alas, I was afraid that I would break the house, so I stepped forward to pull the fight, and then I was kicked and shot an arrow, ouch, it really ******hurts. ”
The more Shi Suo and Duan Laosan listened, the more strange they became, those two "lame and blind" were originally in a gang, why did they fight with their own families? The boss chattered and said: "When I saw a customer entering the shop, I was busy greeting and selling goods, especially the two of them are disabled...... Alas, far away. At first, the two of them were quite kind, they sat down to eat the biscuits with laughter, as if they were very close friends, I baked the biscuits in the room, and later, I don't know what's going on, they seemed to quarrel, the sound became louder and louder, I took the biscuit fork, came out to see, but I was startled, I saw the two of them, the blind man with a knife, the lame man was empty-handed, and they were killing in the house, wow, you didn't see it, these two people are fierce and vicious, gritting their teeth, looking weird and terrible, my biscuit shop is not big, The tables and stools in the house were all kicked and twisted for them, and the plates and saucers on the table also fell to the ground, and my heart hurts, why do you want to break my things when you fight, and you can only earn a table of money by selling how many baked cakes you sell......
Duan Laosan interrupted his verbosity, "When the two of them quarreled, what did they say, did you hear it?" ”
"Who knows what is being said, I don't want to hear it. By the way, the blind man seemed to say, 'Lao Tzu doesn't believe anyone's words, and I won't be fooled if you tell the heavens.'" The lame man, a strong sneer, that laughter was so cold that it made people feel cold to the bones. ”
"Then why are you hurt again?"
"Alas, it's all my fault for being obsessed with money, and feeling sorry for the broken furniture. When I stepped forward to persuade them, I shouted to them, 'Two masters, you are good, but it is not good to go outside.' Don't smash my bakery, I was in a hurry, I forgot that I had a fire fork in my hand, they must have thought I was going to do it, and the lame man gave me a kick in the cold. Kicked me, a Buddha was born, two Buddhas ascended to heaven, my mother, all the internal organs were turned over, this is not counted, he also shook his hand and gave me an arrow, fortunately I have thick skin on my face, scratched the skin, broken a little phase. When I was finally able to save my life, I recited Amitabha......"
"And then?" Stone Lock asked.
Then they all ran out and ran away. That cripple was so bad that he was lame on one leg and ran blind. ”
Duan Laosan walked into the corner of the wall and picked up a small arrow, which was only half a foot long, and it was a wooden sleeve arrow, small and sharp. He looked at the Hidden Arrow and asked the owner of the bakery, "As far as you can see, they both have disabilities. Is it true or fake? ”
"Huh? I'll have to think about it. Well, that cripple guy really has a leg problem, whether he walks or fights, he is limping. That blind man, when you say this, I am also a little suspicious, when he enters the door, he seems to be blind, but when he fights, he seems to be able to see everything, my shop, in fact, is quite narrow, but he jumps, not at all inconvenient, yes, yes, he can definitely see things. This bastard is blind, most of the time he pretends. ”
Coming out of the baked cake shop, Duan Laosan took the sleeve arrow and asked the stone lock, "Zhang Shenjian's sleeve arrow, do you remember what it looks like?" ”
"It seems to be like this, but all the people who use the Hidden Arrow are almost like this, this is the most ordinary Hidden Arrow."
Although both of them were full of doubts, they couldn't find an answer. After buying rice vegetables, when I returned to the dock on the shore, I saw a few people dressed in colorful clothes talking to Dafeng.
The first woman, about thirty years old, wore a big red jacket, a red flower was inserted in her sideburns, and her face was full of flowers, Dafeng saw Duan Laosan and Shi Suo coming back, and said to them: "This eldest sister wants to take our boat." ”
Duan Laosan frowned, although this boat can accommodate these people, but they went to the north to reconnoitre, if they are in the same boat with others, it will be inconvenient, so they want to refuse, the woman has already seen Duan Laosan's face, and hurriedly laughed and said: "Big brother, I also know that you are embarrassed, but now we also have urgent matters, it is not easy to mix bowls of rice on the rivers and lakes, you can help, just help, now there are few ferries in the river, and water transportation is almost gone, I know that you don't care about a few boat money, just treat it as if you are in the same rivers and lakes, Stick a knife in our ribs......"
This woman can speak well with two mouths, and while observing her face, she said it in a reasonable way, so that people could not refuse, Duan Laosan had no choice but to say: "Okay, but we may stop the boat on time." ”
"No problem, no problem." The woman was full of promises, commanding several people to pick up boxes and get on the boat, one of them was a short and thin man in his thirties, his head was drooping, he had not spoken, carrying a big basket, the woman called him "child and his father", but it was a little surprising, these two people are husband and wife, it seems that the external liaison affairs, supporting the scene, are all performed by women, and the man is only shrunk to the side like an entourage, which makes people shake their heads.
got on the boat, everyone chatted, knowing that this was a juggling class, the short and thin man surnamed Ji was the class leader, and the woman in red was his wife, Dafeng smiled and said: "Mrs. Ji, the real class master, I'm afraid it's you, not Boss Ji." ”
"Haha," Mrs. Ji smiled, "What can be done by such a man on the stall, you look at his appearance, he can't kick a fart with eight feet, if I don't run before and after, this team will not be yellow?" ”
Boss Ji squatted to the side, smoking a cigarette pouch, still not saying a word.
"Hey, wait a minute." On the shore, there was a shout.
At this time, the ship has started, more than ten zhang away from the shore, almost in the middle of the stream, it is impossible to board the ship from the shore, who is still shouting at the ship? Duan Laosan, who was standing at the bow of the boat, looked to the shore and saw two middle-aged people standing on the pier, waving and shouting, "Mrs. Ji, why did you leave?" Come back soon. ”
Mrs. Ji came out of the cabin, crossed her waist to the shore and scolded: "Get out of your mother's eggs, the road is facing the sky, go to one side, what qualifications do you have to manipulate the old lady?" Bubble peeing shines on your donkey day's virtues. She scolded indiscriminately, her willow eyebrows upside down, and she looked like a rogue shrew.
The boat went down the river, getting farther and farther from the shore, Duan Laosan looked at Mrs. Ji's sloppy appearance, and shook his head silently, secretly regretting in his heart that he shouldn't let these people get on the boat. (To be continued.) )