Xiahoudun is a battle-hardened general, knowing that the situation on the battlefield is changing instantly, for fear of missing a major event, he handed over the words and said: "Actually, there is nothing to prepare, well, it's okay to leave tomorrow." www.biquge.info Since there is an edict from the prime minister, it means that the prime minister is waiting anxiously there. ”

When Liu Cong heard this, he rolled his eyes and thought for a while, and scolded in his heart: "What do you Xiahoudun know?" Do you think I'm here to recover the little bit of Xuchang's looting and sacrifice to the emperor?

There's something bigger about that! I have been thinking about the palace life for more than 2,000 years, and I want to have a comfortable life with the queen and concubines in my arms for a few days.

Well, however, it's very unlucky to come here this time, the good things in the palace can't be done, so I can't bear it!

Wait, we'll talk about that later.

However, there is still hope, hehe, Zhen Mi, beauty! A beauty as famous as Big Qiao and Little Qiao, I must use it.

Mama's, this Zhen Mi was just slept with by Yuan Xi's kid, and was snatched by Cao Pi a few years ago! This time it's for me!

If you don't get anything in the palace, go to Cao Pi's house to make up for it! ”

Liu Cong's mind reopened when he thought of this, and he thought of Cao Cao's fifteen wives again, "Cao Cao's first wife is Mrs. Ding, who has no children, and should be in her fifties now, right?" should be a few years younger than Cao Cao, and a few years younger and older. The second lady was Mrs. Ding's maid and gave birth to Cao Ang.

This Cao Ang was adopted by Mrs. Di from birth, and the dozen or so ladies in front of him must be old, maybe the wives he married in recent years are still young.

Otherwise, what I didn't get in the palace would be made up from Cao Cao Cao Pi's house. ”

Liu Cong felt funny when he thought of this, and when he laughed a few times and turned his face to look at Xiahoudun, he saw Xiahoudun staring at him in a daze, so he hurriedly changed his words and asked, "General Xiahou, what did you say?" ”

"I mean, since there is an edict from the prime minister, it means that the matter is urgent, it is better to escort Emperor Xian to Fancheng as soon as possible, maybe the prime minister is anxious there."

"No way!" Liu Cong said simply: "The things ordered by the prime minister have not been completed yet, and after three days, we must hurry up." ”

Xiahoudun was inconvenient to urge when he heard this, and raised his glass to toast, Liu Cong then asked: "Prime Minister Cao Cheng led the troops to the south this time, and also brought his family from Ye County?" ”

Xiahoudun said no, but Cao Pi brought his family over.

Liu Cong said: "I said, no wonder Prime Minister Cao Cheng ordered many things, but he didn't tell me to greet his family; It's just that my eldest brother Cao Pi repeatedly told me to go to his house to visit my sister-in-law Zhen Mi, and tell him that my eldest brother is very good on the front line in Fancheng, so please rest assured. ”

Xiahoudun laughed and said, "Hehehe, Cao Pi likes his daughter-in-law very much!" Does Aunt Zhang know where your eldest brother married this beautiful daughter-in-law? ”

Liu Cong shook his head as if he didn't know.

Xiahoudun told him how Cao Pi entered Yuan Xi's house in Jizhou City before his father, how he protected Zhen Mi with a sword, and how he accepted Zhen Mi as his wife with Cao Cao's approval.

Liu Cong muttered to himself while eating and drinking while listening: "I'll know in two thousand years of Naina, who is fooling around with you here." ”

Thinking of this, when he heard Xiahou Xuan's introduction, he asked, "General Xiahou, is this Zhen Mi so handsome?" Prime Minister Cao and my eldest brother are not people who have never seen the world, is there no more beautiful woman in the world than this Zhen Mi? ”

Hearing this, Xiahoudun put down the wine glass and chopsticks, stroked his chin, and said: "Oh, oops, Uncle Zhang, to be honest, Xiahoudun I have lived for more than 50 years, and there are many scenes of walking, and I really haven't seen a beauty like Zhen Mi."

How can I say it, I have seen a lot of beauties, and now I compare them in my thoughts, oops, Zhen Mi is the full moon, and other beauties can only be counted as starry in the sky! ”

Liu Cong almost jumped up when he heard this, and shouted loudly: "Is there really such a beauty? Is it a fairy from heaven descending to earth?

Hey——, General Xiahou, have you seen Diao Chan, how is Zhen Mi better than Diao Chan? ”

"Hehehehe, Aunt Zhang, in my opinion, is the bright moon than the cold star? Do you need to say it any more? ”

Liu Cong was anxious when he heard this, and he couldn't wait to go over immediately and hold Zhen Mi in his arms. However, as the banquet is just halfway awake, it is not appropriate for oneself to be the first to leave the table as the host and guest.

I had no choice but to endure and carry on the banquet.

After drinking a few bowls of old wine, Liu Cong drank a little big, slowly couldn't control his emotions, and saw that the guests were looking at him, and he knew what he should do, so he turned sideways and held a plump pheasant in his arms.

(I was in a bad mood to look for color in the palace, so I had nowhere to vent my enthusiasm, and now that I drank old wine, I concentrated all my emotions in one place, so Liu Cong entered the side room, and pressed down on the fruitful pheasant like Mount Tai collapsed.)

When he just entered the alley, the pheasant shouted comfortably, and after a while, Liu Cong went on a rampage, and the pheasant couldn't stand it, first moaning, then begging, and finally screaming and begging like killing a pig.

Xiahoudun and Zhang Liao were sitting outside talking, talking about some battlefield things, only separated by a wall, Liu Cong's hype The sound of pheasants and the shouts of pheasants came one after another, just like the sound of the tide hitting the shore vibrating the eardrums of the two of them, and both of them were men, hearing such a voice, what else did they think?

So Xiahoudun and Zhang Liao bowed their heads and did not squeak, stayed for a while, and heard the pheasant crying gradually disappearing, Xiahoudun asked: "This uncle, well, you're welcome." As for me, the good is also in the father-in-law's generation, he should always be restrained, right? It's a shame for me to do that!

I wondered, how could my eldest brother fall in love with such an uncle? ”

Before Zhang Liao could deliver the words, Xiahoudun said again: "No, I'll take a look at the past." This Uncle Zhang has drunk wine, and he is tall and big, if he doesn't restrain himself, he will be in trouble tonight! As he spoke, he got up and wanted to go to the side room, but he felt that his identity was inappropriate to appear at the scene at this time, so he stopped and thought.

Zhang Liao spoke: "General Xiahou, why bother about this matter!" 'Food, sex, and sex', isn't that what the saints said? It's okay, who has ever seen a person die doing something like this.

That's a pheasant, don't care.

Besides, haven't you ever done anything like this? When both men and women are comfortable, shout, you don't have to meddle with things. ”103

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