Chapter 3 Lobbyists Again
"Okay, I'm sleeping!" Zhuge Rong muttered dissatisfaction, tiptoed into the house, picked up a roll of bamboo slips, and beat Zhuge Liang's buttocks.
Fang Shao outside the door was silent, gloating at this excitement, you must know that Zhuge Liang of the lupine scarf was spanked by a yellow-haired girl, this is a thunderous drama that can't be seen with money.
The moment the bamboo slip fell, Zhuge Liang suddenly fell to the ground like a monkey, Zhuge Rong was empty with a sigh, and complained angrily: "Okay, Brother Liang, you are obviously awake, what are you pretending to sleep." ”
Zhuge Liang yawned, with a faint look of pride on his face, and shook his feather fan and said: "I pinched my fingers in my dream, and today I said that there should be a disaster of flesh and skin, but I didn't expect it to be accurate." ”
Zhuge Rong still believed it, and said with a wink: "Brother Liang, then you hurry up and calculate, whether the price of rice or salt will rise next year, it is better to stock up early, and then you will make a lot of money." ”
If Kong Ming could really calculate the future, there would be no tragedy of the loss of Jingzhou, the defeat of Yiling, and the failure of repeated attacks on the Central Plains.
Fang Shao saw Zhuge Rong's innocent look, and couldn't help but laugh in a low voice.
Zhuge Liang coughed dryly, and the feather fan pointed at Fang Shao and said, "Fang Shao, why don't you squeak when Miss comes, you are still not my cook, be careful that I deduct your salary." ”
Fang Shao looked innocent, Zhuge Rong hurriedly pulled his brother Liang to sit down, and said, "Brother Liang, don't blame Fang Shao." Look at you, you sleep at home, but you let Brother Jun manage so many fields at noon, how hard it is, you don't go to help. ”
Zhuge Liang smiled faintly and said: "Everyone has their own ambitions, little sister, you are not the third brother, how do you know that he feels hard?" Perhaps, he may still enjoy it. ”
Zhuge Rong said unhappily: "Your mouth will be strong, okay, even if Brother Jun is not afraid of hard work, you can't take a hand, you shouldn't know to sleep and be lazy all day long." ”
Zhuge Liang retorted very seriously: "Who said that brother, I am lazy, you see that I am sleeping, in fact, I am pretending to sleep, and I have been thinking about the major events in this world in my mind, compared to the pain of physical strength, I don't know how many times harder." ”
Zhuge Rong's expression was a little disapproving, and said: "What else is there to think about, the land of the world, Cao Ying has already won the sixth, he has annexed Yuan Shao's territory, and the next step must be to lead troops south to clean up Liu Jingzhou and Jiangdong Sun, Brother Liang, you will never defect to Cao Ying, Liu Jingzhou, you can't look down on it, then only the Sun family is left, but Brother Jin has already done things for Sun Quan's house, wouldn't you go to him to steal the limelight again, so you don't need to think about this Jiangdong Sun family." ”
Although Zhuge Rong was innocent and lively, she had quite an opinion on the political situation in the world, which made Fang Shao a little impressed, and couldn't help but interject: "Miss is serious, so Mr. decided not to vote for anyone, but only for Liu Xuande." ”
Zhuge Liang's face immediately turned pale, and said: "I said Fang Shao, is this cottage the final say or you have the final say." ”
Fang Shao smiled, scratched his head and said, "Of course, Mr. has the final say." ”
Zhuge Liang snorted and said unhappily: "Then you still dare to make decisions for Mr. and me without authorization, when did I say that I want to take refuge in Liu Xuande." ”
Fang Shao defended with an aggrieved face: "Well, I remember that you said this to Mr. Sima, oh, maybe I heard it wrong, maybe I heard it wrong, sir, you have to forgive me." ”
Zhuge Rong's eyes lit up: "Brother Liang, has Mr. Shui Jing been here, and has he also persuaded you to serve Liu Xuande?" ”
Zhuge Liang sat on the bunk, took a pear in his hand, and said while chewing: "Why do you use 'also', could it be that you are also here to be a lobbyist." ”
Zhuge Rong smiled and said: "Look at what you said, what kind of lobbyist, how ugly it is." I'm not entrusted by others, so I can't persuade you to serve Liu Xuande, I want my own opinion, how good our life is, why get involved in the disputes outside. ”
Zhuge Liang ate a pear in a few bites, wiped his mouth, and said: "Look at it, brother, why don't I want to be quiet, but others just don't want you to be quiet, this is the helplessness of life." By the way, let me guess, did you come back because of Xu Yuanzhi's entrustment. ”
Of course, Fang Shao knew that the Xu Yuanzhi mentioned by Zhuge Liang was Xu Shu, who was currently working as a strategist under Liu Bei, and had also been to Longzhong once before, and the relationship between the two was closer than others.
Zhuge Rong smiled: "It's him, Brother Liang, shouldn't you know it by pinching your fingers again." ”
Zhuge Liang said: "Is this still necessary, my uncle and your residence are very close to Fancheng, and you have a very good relationship with Mrs. Xu, Xu Shu wants to persuade me to go out of the mountain, of course I have to take advantage of this section." ”
Zhuge Rong also picked a pear, opened her teeth, took a bite, and said, "Brother Liang, are you out of the mountain or not." ”
Zhuge Liang sighed: "The so-called entry into the WTO is easy and difficult to be born, this matter is extraordinary, I have to think about it, at least I have to discuss it with your sister-in-law, I said you don't force me anymore." ”
"Okay, if it weren't for Mrs. Xu's chewing on my ears, I wouldn't have bothered you. To be honest, this trip to the cottage, I mainly want to eat the dishes cooked by Fang Shao, what kind of meat last time, it was so fragrant, I drooled when I thought about it......"
Listening to Zhuge Rong talking about eating, Fang Shao knew that the people of the Zhuge family, regardless of men, women and children, were all gluttonous people, alas, it seems that they will be busy again tonight.
That night, Fang Shao showed his skills and made a table of good dishes, which were actually just some home-cooked dishes, but they made the Zhuge brothers and sisters so greedy that you and I grabbed them.
"Here's the last course." Fang Shao put the food plate on the plate, and there was a square pork about two inches in it, half of which was fatty and half of lean, which looked delicious in color and vaguely fragrant with wine.
Zhuge Liang had never eaten this dish before, so he suddenly perked up and asked, "Fang Shao, you have made a new dish, what is this called." ”
"This one is called 'Dongpo Meat'." Fang Shao just blurted out, and only after he finished saying did he feel inappropriate.
Sure enough, Zhuge Liang looked curious and said: "Dongpo meat, this name is very strange, why is it called Dongpo meat?" ”
Legend has it that Su Dongpo lived in Huanggang, because the local pig is meaty, he came up with this way of eating, and later Su Dongpo was transferred to Hangzhou Taishou, before the Huangzhou barbecue developed into Dongpo meat.
Of course, Fang Shao couldn't explain it like this, but fortunately, he was used to making up lies for a while, and he didn't need to roll his eyes much, and immediately said: "Well, because there is a slope in the east of my hometown, the pork produced there is very delicious, and the way to eat it is particularly delicious, so over time it has been called Dongpo meat." ”
Zhuge Rong said: "There is such a name, then since you are here, you should also follow the customs, this pork is all pork from Wolonggang, why not change the name of this dish to 'Wolong meat'." ”
Fang Shao smiled and said, "I'm afraid this won't work, I'm afraid that Mr. will deduct my salary." ”
Zhuge Liang, who was moving the chopsticks, was stunned for a moment, then realized it, and said with a smile: "Sir, my meat is very sour, but I'm afraid it doesn't match the deliciousness of this dish." He said that he had already put a mouthful into his mouth, chewed a few bites, his eyes lit up, and he said vaguely: "It's delicious, it's really delicious, Fang Shao, you made a good dish, sir, I'll add your salary." ”
"Really, then don't eat so fast, leave some for me." Zhuge Rong also picked up the chopsticks and grabbed the meat from the bowl with his brother Liang.
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