Chapter 49: Zangjiao
At noon, the sun was great; However, the wind was also very wild, blowing gusts of dust.
I led Wang Lung, Benniu, and the dog out of the newly bought house and locked the door.
Me: The whole house is still missing a door plaque, and we must find the best craftsmen in Xuchang City to build one.
Wang Long: Yes, we must create a domineering door plaque, so that we can be worthy of the identity of Brother Jiang.
Me: Good idea, go to the Spring and Autumn Building for dinner now, and take the general's wife back to the house by the way.
Wang Long, Stupid Cow, and Dog Baby all smiled like flowers, and said: Okay.
We turned over and got on our horses and ran straight to the Spring and Autumn Tower.
By the time I arrived at the Spring and Autumn Building, it was already past the time to eat, and there were only a few people who ate slowly in the entire Spring and Autumn Building who were still chatting.
When we came to the door of the Spring and Autumn Building, a guy came out to help us lead the horse.
As soon as we walked into the Spring and Autumn Building, a guy greeted us and said, "Masters, are you in the lobby or the private room on the second floor?"
Me: Isn't there a third floor?
Man: This man, the third floor is the boudoir of the girls in the building, and you can only go up during the annual Oiran Congress.
Me: Then let's have a private room on the second floor!
Dude: Howler.
We followed the guy to the second floor and into the private room.
Me: Bring me all the good food and wine you have here.
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The man quickly walked out and ran downstairs.
Not long after, a middle-aged woman walked in, dressed in flowers, and I looked at it, it was my mother who was presiding over the Oiran contest.
I walked up with a smile and said, "Mom, do you still know me?"
When the woman saw that it was me, she smiled from ear to ear and said: Forget no one can forget Uncle Jiang! How many girls do you want today?
I took out a white tael of silver and gave it to her, and said, "Call the Qingqing girl alone, and the uncle will take her back to the house today."
The woman put the silver away, and her face was full of smiles: Haole, Jiang Ye, you wait a while.
The woman walked out, and I sat back in my seat.
After a while, Qingqing walked in.
The moment she saw me, tears welled up in her eyes, and it was the tears on her face that made people look even more intoxicated.
She walked slowly, and her walking posture was very graceful, and she looked like a fairy descending from earth.
Wang Long, Stupid Cow, and Dog Baby were all surprised on their faces! However, I knew exactly what they meant.
In their eyes, Qingqing is so ugly, they think that I must choose this year's Oiran Red Red Girl, but it turns out that Qingqing comes, which makes them very puzzled!
In fact, how do they know that my aesthetic concept is so different from theirs, it is really that others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it.
Qingqing sat down beside me, and the guy also brought the wine and food.
Me: Qingmei, let me introduce you to these people, they are all my good brothers.
I deliberately paused, cleared my throat, and then pointed at Wang Lung and said: This Brother Wang Long is the bandit leader of Fanyang Xishan.
When Wang Lung heard me say this, he laughed and said, "Little brother Wang Lung, I have seen Madame."
As soon as Qingqing heard Wang Lung call her Madame, her beautiful face immediately turned red and lowered her head.
I immediately said: Qingmei, we will all be a family from now on, don't be shy.
Qingqing raised her head with a smile and looked at me affectionately, her eyes were so charming, just one glance, she hooked my three souls and seven souls.
I then pointed at the stupid cow and said: This is Fan Yang Stupid Cow, and the other is Fan Yang Dog Baby, although these two people were raised by cows and dogs, but they are not beasts at all.
As soon as Wang Lung heard what I said, he immediately laughed and said: If the stupid cow and the dog baby are beasts, then Brother Jiang is not as good as beasts.
As soon as I heard this, I also laughed, and the stupid cow and the dog baby also smiled on their faces, only Qingqing smiled on the side, this smile was like a blooming flower, which looked very charming.
After eating, we went downstairs and the guy led our horses over.
I picked up Qingqing and jumped on the horse, smelling the faint fragrance of her body in my nose, this fragrance will make all men drunk at the first smell.
Qingqing looked up at the roof of the Spring and Autumn Building, and I also looked up, the windows on the third floor were closed, no one saw her off, and I didn't have the reluctance I had when I parted last time.
I whipped the horse's buttocks, and the horse let out a long howl and spread its legs and ran forward.
At this moment, I hugged Qingqing on the horse, with a smile on my face, thinking: This is the so-called winning the country and hugging the beauty.
Back to the house.
Wang Long: Brother Jiang, I'll take the stupid cow and the dog baby to find a craftsman to help you build the door plaque.
Me: Thank you, brothers, let's write Muzifu on the door plaque!
Wang Long: Muzifu, what does this mean?
Me: I'll tell you later, go ahead.
In fact, how could they know that I traveled from Shanghai more than a thousand years later, and of course they didn't know that my real name was Li Yingjun. In order to avoid some unnecessary trouble, I deliberately dismantled the plum character and turned it into wood, so that there would not be too much trouble.
Wang Lung didn't ask again, and took the stupid cow and the dog baby to find the craftsman.
I accompanied Qingqing to visit the house.
Me: Qingmei, how is this house?
Qingqing: It's so beautiful, I've never seen such a beautiful house.
Me: From now on, this is your home.
When Qingqing heard this, she seemed to be overmoved, and tears flashed in her eyes.
Qingqing: Brother Jiang, why are you so kind to me?
As soon as I heard this, I thought to myself: Why do all women like to ask this question? However, I haven't found the answer.
I wanted to say that you are beautiful, but I was interested in seeing it. But if you think about it, if you really say that, isn't it really like a beast?
Me: When I see you, my heart has a sense of belonging, and with you, there is a kind of homely warmth.
Qingqing seemed to be even more moved when she heard me say this, and said softly: Brother Jiang, don't you mind my appearance? My identity?
When I heard this, I was secretly smiling in my heart, thinking: In the eyes of the people of the Tang Dynasty, you are extremely ugly; But, to me, a modern person, you are like a fairy; It's like my appearance is extremely ugly in the eyes of modern people, and even people give me the nickname Li Liuwei; But in the Tang Dynasty, I became a talent, handsome and chic, and this difference in aesthetic concepts created completely different views of the same thing in the eyes of different people.
I pretended to be deep and said: I have never been a person who judges people by their appearance.
As soon as I finished saying this, I thought to myself: I believe this kind of falsehood.
Qingqing seems to be moved, and she really feels like she is sorry for God if she doesn't promise herself.
I continued: Qingmei, why are you in the Spring and Autumn Building?
Qingqing: It's a long story, my family is very poor and can't support too many people. So, when I was a child, I was sold to the Spring and Autumn Building, and I learned singing and dancing with the adults inside, but I didn't expect that when I grew up, I would become so ugly. Therefore, I can only do some hard work in the Spring and Autumn Building. This Oiran Contest was held because there weren't many girls participating, so I was asked to increase the number of people.
As soon as I heard this, I thought to myself: another miserable child.
Me: Qingmei, don't mention the past, I will let you live the best life in the future.
In fact, Qingqing's experience is much better than that of stupid cows and dog babies.
When we lament that we don't have shoes to wear, there are still many people in this world who don't even have feet.
Qingqing: Brother Jiang, Qingqing will follow you all his life.
As soon as I heard this, my heart blossomed with joy, and I said, "But there is something I want to tell you, because you entered the door late, so it is the fourth lady." Actually, I don't have a lady now, but I just temporarily count He Xiangxue, Begonia, and Yu Yiyu.
As soon as Qingqing heard what I said, her eyes immediately widened, and she said, "Brother Jiang, you already have three wives?"
I said flatly: Is this weird? The man did not have three wives and four concubines.
Qingqing: Brother Jiang, that's not what I meant.
I laughed and said, "Then what do you mean?"
As soon as Qingqing heard this, her face turned red, and she lowered her head and stopped talking.
Me: Don't worry, the three ladies in front of you won't bully you.
Qingqing: Brother Jiang, I really don't mind.
Me: I don't mind why I still call Brother Jiang! It should be called Xianggong.
Qingqing hurriedly said: Brother Jiang, although I am a woman in the Qinglou, I have always been like a jade; In addition, although I am also a concubine, I also hope that Jiang Gongzi can marry me openly.
Me: None of this is a problem, where is your father now? Let's go and get the second elder to live.
As soon as Qingqing heard me mention her father, the corners of her eyes glistened with tears again, and she said: My father and mother passed away many years ago.
I saw that Qingqing was sad, so I didn't say anything more.
We toured the whole house and then went back to the living room and sat down.
Me: Qingmei, this house has a total of 12 bedrooms, which means that we can have 11 children, just one football team.
When Qingqing heard me say that she was going to have a child, her face flushed slightly, and she said: What is a football team?
As soon as I heard this, I thought to myself: I forgot, football is still called Keju now.
Me: Football is what you call Keju.
As soon as Qingqing heard Keju, she became excited and said: I also played Keju when I was a child, but I haven't played it for a long time.
Me: It's okay, let's go to Kemari next time.
As the sun set, Wang Long, Benniu, and Dog Baby finally rushed back.
Wang Lung stood at the gate and shouted, "Brother Jiang, come out quickly."
Qingqing and I walked to the gate, and Wang Lung took the red cloth off the plaque.
I saw that the door plaque was engraved with the three words "Muzifu", which was engraved vigorously and powerfully, and the door plaque was also luxurious.
Me: Very well, hang it up.
Wang Lung had already prepared the firecrackers, and the stupid cow and the dog baby hung up the door plaque, and Wang Lung lit the firecrackers, and there was a crackling sound in an instant.
Me: In this way, the eldest brother is happy today, you go to buy some vegetables and come back, and the eldest brother will show you a hand.
Stupid Niu was surprised and asked: Big brother, do you still know how to cook?
Me: Just kidding, my eldest brother is a civil and military all-rounder.
Wang Long, Benniu, Dog Baby, and Qingqing all laughed when they heard this.
Me: Be sure to buy some good pork belly with skin.
Wang Lung: Holo.
Qingqing and I walked to the room and found that there was nothing inside.
Me: Qingmei, you wait at home, I'll go out to buy something.
Qingqing: Okay.
I walked out of the house quickly, catching up with Wang Lung, the stupid cow, and the dog baby.
Me: There's nothing in the house, so we're going to buy some oil, salt, firewood, and rice.
Wang Long: Okay.
Fortunately, Xuchang City is quite prosperous, although it is close to dusk at this time, but the street is very lively.
We bought everything we needed and headed to the house.
Back in the house, I went straight to work.
First, I made a secret braised pork that I learned in Shanghai.
As soon as the secret braised pork came out of the pot, this guy, it was so good that it was really full of color, flavor and flavor, and it looked mouthwatering.
Then I made a classic of Hunan cuisine: braised fish head.
Then, I made a special dish in the Linyi area: Yimeng fried chicken.
Finally, I made a classic mapo tofu of Sichuan cuisine and stewed a pot of black chicken soup, a classic of Cantonese cuisine.
A total of four dishes and one soup, in line with the standard of the state banquet.
When the food was served, all of these people were dumbfounded, and they all looked at me with adoring eyes.
Me: Don't look at me stupidly and taste the taste of these dishes.
Wang Lung took the lead in starting, picked up a piece of braised pork and put it in his mouth, looking at his expression of eating meat, it was quite intoxicating.
After eating a piece of braised pork, he said: This taste should only be in the sky, and it is rare to smell it a few times in the world.
I laughed and said, "This is only 60% of my work."
The stupid cow also smiled and said: Big brother, don't talk anymore, if you talk again, I will go to heaven, how can I taste your craftsmanship?
When we heard what the stupid cow said, we all burst out laughing.
After a burst of laughter, everyone began to bury their heads in eating, for fear that they would eat too slowly and be eaten up by others.
I asked Qingqing softly: How does it taste?
Qingqing: It's delicious.
Qingqing ate very happily, Wang Long, Benniu, and Dog Baby ate even happier.
I haven't tasted my own craft for almost a year, but this time, I feel very happy and relaxed when I eat my own food.
At this moment, we have all forgotten all the disputes in the rivers and lakes, and maybe, this is the most real ordinary happiness.