Section 31: Stupid is not enough to eat
The peddler knew what he was thinking as soon as he saw Lao Wang's expression, and smiled faintly, who doesn't know what to be afraid of in the same business, if someone suddenly runs to buy 10,000 pairs of shoes from his stall, he must also collect a deposit first, "Understand, how much is the wallet number?" There is no transfer fee from there, and saving one is one! ”
As soon as Lao Wang heard the hawker's words, he knew that this thing was really not a lie, and muttered that thing in his mouth, who remembers! Then the very professional four of them came out!
The peddler scolded in his heart, this is called Nima doesn't remember? But I didn't say anything, I was the same, I turned over the deposit of 10,000 yuan, and after a while, Lao Wang received a text message prompting that he finally cared about where the goods should be delivered!
The peddler thought about it for a while, he didn't have a fixed place to live yet, he used to live at home, and now it seems that he has to find another place, "This tomorrow, I'll tell you tomorrow, you hurry up and stock up for me, and I'll buy something else!" “
"Okay, you go slowly, I'll call you tomorrow when the goods are ready!" Lao Wang personally sent the hawker to the door, and when the hawker went away, Lao Wang still couldn't believe that this thing was done, as if Nima was dreaming, scratching the back of his head, Lao Wang went into the house and began to call to transfer goods!
Leaving Lao Wang's dollar shop, the hawker wandered to Xiaoyi's stall selling fake jade, this will be no business, Xiaoyi took a newspaper to cover his face and nap, this is not that he is relieved of the security of the town, but has a deep understanding of the value of the things on his stall, that is, a thief swept away the stall, it is estimated that the police will not file a case after being arrested, and the value is less than 800 standards!
The hawker stomped his feet quickly from afar, "Run, the chengguan is coming!" "Rub! Xiaoyi jumped up from the recliner, maybe his legs were numb, and he was piled up on the ground all of a sudden, grabbed it, and almost didn't lift the stall, although he was not afraid of thieves, because there was no thief who lacked virtue to hang the stolen jade plate around his neck to ask for blessings, but the city management was different, people directly threw you into the sewer, and trampled your things, so everyone heard that the first unit of my universe combat power came to stand in two strands, and fled from the wind!
"Damn, dead treasure, what are you shouting! It almost scared the hell out of me! Xiaoyi saw that it was the hawker shouting here, and the hawker went over to help him up and hurriedly handed over the cigarette, "How is it, is the business good?" “
Xiaoyi took the cigarette and glanced at the vendor, "Is there time to sleep if business is good?" Originally, the business in the dream was very good, I just married Bai Fumei, and I was ready to wake up in the cave room by you, if you don't compensate me for a beauty, next time I will call the city management to open your stall! “
"Hehe, it's beautiful! Look at your stinginess, brother doesn't set up a stall now, mix with this big boss, this is not today, the boss asked me to buy, buddy thought of you, take care of your business! “
As soon as Xiaoyi heard that the business came to the door, he hurriedly smiled all over his face, "Dabao, you are shaking, what's the matter, the one hundred and ten compasses I bought yesterday were sold out, this is also a speed, I have been guarding this for a few years, and that thing has only sold a hundred and ten!" “
The peddler proudly patted the armrest of the recliner and sat down, and said proudly, "This is the gap, you don't understand the world of brother!" “
Xiaoyi leaned on the stall, his arm rested on the table and looked at the vendor, ", tell my brother, how did you sell that thing, now people in this age would rather believe in dogs than Taoist priests!" ”
Xiaoyi's words made the hawker feel sad for the old fairy Nabo people, there are so many bull fork characters in Taoism, a god list is fragmented, there is no cohesion, and the disciples and grandchildren who were born are not doing it, all of them play charlatans, no wonder they are taken up by the bald people who were kicked out of the third brother's house, and of course, the bald people are now also chased by those birdmen who can only stay in the mountains!
"Do you really believe that I sold it?" I feel that there is no need to tell the truth at all for this guy peddler, "Brother Quan sent it out, it's still ambiguous whether this person believes it or not, it is estimated that most of them go to the free mirror!" ”
As soon as he heard the hawker's words, he was so righteous that he worried about him: "Dabao, I said you are stupid!" Why do you want to send it for free? You don't know what kind of mentality people have, they don't feel distressed for free, why do you see that the bald people in the temple can all have fat heads and big ears? ”
It was very unusual for Xiaoyi to say this, and he looked at Xiaoyi with burning eyes, "Why?" Come and tell my brother! “
"What else? Because people can capture people's psychology, look at this! After speaking, Xiaoyi grabbed a Guanyin jade plaque on the stall and showed it to the vendor.
The vendor held it in his hand and looked upside down for a while, and then shone into the sun, "Nothing special, glass?" “
Xiaoyi was speechless about the hawker's incomprehension, "Nonsense, you give me the jade!" I'm not asking you to see the material, I'm asking you to think about the difference between this thing and the bald ones in the temple? Tell you no, why are bald people so rich, all Mercedes-Benz BMWs are driven, it's because people not only sell things to you, but also have to charge you a light opening fee, a Guanyin sells for thirty, and three hundred for opening light are less, do you say those bald people can not get fat? “
Xiaoyi said this, the hawker understood, and the emotional family is the mentality of slaughtering fat sheep! Think about it, since you go to the temple to ask for blessings, you must have some pimples in your heart, either wealth, power, and peace, children, people are forced to ask for Buddha, who cares about money! Of course, Xiaoyi's words also reminded the hawkers that these things cannot be given away for free at this festival, so they have to think of a way!
After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't have a clue, the vendor looked at Xiao Yi who was smiling at him, Nima, is there a ready-made person who can ask, how much you know how much to sell this, "You're right, I can't see it, the kid's IQ is rising, then you can think of a way for me, I have to buy something when I come back this time, I don't want to give it away for free, but I don't want to sell it too expensive, what should I do?" ”
Xiaoyi was very awesome and flicked cigarette ashes, "Tell me, did you give these things as toys or which Taoist temple sold them to those believers!" ”
The hawker sorted out the wording, "Well, a Taoist temple wants to expand its influence, and wants to do an event, so I want to come out and send this thing, just now you also said that it is definitely impossible to be free, and if you sell it, it is estimated that it is a cost price, and the impact is not good if it is high!" ”
As soon as Xiao Yi heard that this was the case, an incredible expression appeared on his face, "I'll go, these old ways are funny!" It's been a long time since I've gone down the mountain, how simple it is, have you ever seen a supermarket lottery? “
The hawker was very confused about the relationship between the two, "I've seen it, what does it matter, the supermarket lottery is also how much you have to consume and how much you draw!" There is nothing to sell in the Taoist temple! As I said earlier, these things were originally intended to be given away for free! ”
Xiaoyi looked at the hawker with a look of hatred, "Everyone else is stupid and can't finish eating, you are stupid and not enough to eat!" ”
PS: Beat the gong and drum to ask for tickets~!