Chapter 263: All kinds of unexpected
However, the momentum of the leader will be robbed here, that is, the appearance of the host, and there must be a person to host the affairs of all sizes.
The first to appear is a man and a woman, it looks like a natural pair, talented and beautiful, but it's a pity that they are golden boys and girls, but they have that idea in their hearts, it's not impossible, it's just not right now, emotional things, need to be slowly run-in.
The demeanor of the supporters continued until the end of the final show, and after the simple opening remarks was the time of leadership, or the deputy political commissar of the Military Commission, Zhao Shangjun, the rank of colonel made him a little proud, after all, he was the biggest official here.
"Comrades, today we are gathered together, today we are smelting pig iron into steel, today is the last day of our recruits, but it is the first day of our growth, remember these more than 90 days of hard days, this will be the greatest wealth in your life......"
The colonel spoke for seven or eight minutes, and he had to admire the person who wrote the manuscript, but he admired Zhao Shangjun's speed of speech even more, word by word, and he had to make the people below panic.
This may be the style of the leader's speech, and if every experience is a great wealth of life, then we have a lot of experience, why are we still a poor bastard, some people have already begun to think like this.
The first opening is a poetry recital, of course, also from the first company, but the men and women are separated, the first male company is followed by the second female company, then the second male company, the second female company, and so on, so as to increase the interest of the soldiers.
The two boys are full of passion, singing praises of a better life, the beautiful mountains and rivers of the motherland, the prosperity of the people, and the well-being of the people, but no one said that the hard years.
But most of them are like this, the female soldiers of the first company, their program is "memory stage", from a recruit's memory of ordinary training, funny, painful, showing the life of female soldiers, but, it is true, the training of female soldiers is much better than that of male soldiers, at least a little less scolding.
In this way, the Ninth Company has become the finale, Dong Hao is confident in himself, and he is also full of confidence in his teammates, and he also believes that the program he rehearsed will make his comrades-in-arms laugh and make them happy.
The stinky socks he collected last night finally came in handy, and when Hu Han, Qiu Zhiming, and Gao Jian finished singing "Sock Washing Song" with expressions and movements, Dong Hao appeared, and the basin he took from the bedroom was filled with stinky socks, in order to make the scene more realistic and vivid, so his decision was that everything was real.
The revision of "Laundry Song" is to change all the lyrics about clothes in it to socks, but Dong Hao still has to play tricks on Hu Han, so the glorious task of "washing socks" will be handed over to Hu Han.
Their performance lasted more than four minutes, and there were no lines in the whole process, but the audience understood that someone must stand up and wash the smelly socks, and the smell of the smelly socks was contaminated with the breath of the men, and with the enthusiasm of the venue, it had drifted into the noses of the audience, stimulating their nasal membranes.
It is conceivable how the performers on the stage endure this "super taste", and the "washer" who washes socks will face a funny and arduous task, of course, Dong Hao is the planner of this performance, and he has the right to give the task to whom.
He has long wanted to avenge his buddy Gao Jian, before he came, Gao Jian had been washing Hu Han's socks, and he had been washing them for almost two months, so he was completely naked, naked, naked communiqué personal vendetta.
"You, wash all our socks, wash them a little clean." finally had lines, and Dong Hao's facial expression was cold when he said it, which was a stage effect.
What he said was Hu Han, and Hu Han also understood, but he didn't react to where to look, the audience watched, and he continued to emphasize: "Didn't you hear what I said, just now, immediately, wash it by hand." ”
It was normal for the people in the audience to look at it, because they thought it was part of the performance, and Su Xiaoyong, who was backstage, felt weird when he looked at the atmosphere, and the strangest night was also Hu Han's expression, as if he was going to eat Dong Hao.
The next show is Su Xiaoyong's "Seven Butterfly Combination", so they are all waiting, and it is also the last one.
The biggest problem Hu Han has to face is the pressure of the audience, but the biggest pressure is the socks in the basin, he has to fake washing, and he has to endure the huge smell, if he presses his head down, he has to smoke himself to death.
The audience was already happy, but they only added their own facial expressions in their hearts, and Hu Han understood that their performances had ended, and this was an extra part.
He was enduring it, but this was not his character, when he lowered his head to scrub the basin of socks, he couldn't stand it anymore, what bullshit performance, what bullshit audience, what bullshit leader, he picked up the basin and smashed it towards Dong Hao, Dong Hao didn't expect him to come to this trick, so he naturally fell for it.
The audience in the audience saw that all the stinky socks were buckled on Dong Hao's head, and they couldn't help laughing anymore, this time, not only Hu Han couldn't control himself, but even Dong Hao couldn't control it, there was no audience and leader in his eyes, and the war was about to break out.
Dong Hao also hit the plate towards Hu Han with his backhand, Hu Han had already prepared it, so his move Hu Han only needed to take half a step back to dissolve, and the basin only slid through the tip of his nose, bringing a gust of wind.
At this time, only Gao Jian and Qiu Zhiming were sober and calm, but it was Qiu Zhiming who was unlucky, Dong Hao's pot just now did not hit Hu Han, and Qiu Zhiming, who ran over to persuade the two to fight and was ready to pull the two apart, suffered a dumb loss, and the whole basin hit him on the head, and the basin shattered instantly.
Dong Hao didn't even have time to say "I'm sorry" to Qiu Zhiming, and immediately attacked Hu Han, Hu Han didn't care, anyway, he was the first in singles, and it was impossible to fight three times.
Seeing this, the audience in the audience believed it, and it was still a real fight, so for them, this was the most direct stage performance, and the visual stimulation brought by it was more obvious, so the applause continued and the screams continued.
Bang Bang Bang ......
This kind of applause is really long-lasting, and it is the biggest sensation in the current performance, but they can't listen to it, they only care about their own enjoyment, only Gao Jian's thin bone frame can't be persuaded Qiu Zhiming endured the pain and got up.
Even the host in the back was also impressed by their "performance" and was dumbfounded, but the female soldiers saw it clearly, this was a real fight.
"Brother!" Hu Hui was the first to call out, and she was also the first to run to the stage, because she saw her brother Hu Hui beating or preparing to be beaten.
Watching Hu Hui run up, Su Xiaoyong was also anxious, because she was the leader of their "Butterfly Combination", and she couldn't look at her team member Hu Lai, besides, the personnel on the stage were just not enough, if they continued to fight, they would have to break their heads and bleed.
The third one to go up was Li Minghua, because the three of them played better, and they knew that it was the whole family, so they rushed up one by one, Zhao Zijun was more introverted, and the stage was above, and it was not yet their performance time, so he stayed behind.
The other three Tang Feiyue, Du Ying, and Huang Xiaoya didn't move, because Tang Feiyue didn't move, so the two of them didn't dare to move.
The three of them went on stage, the whole scene was uncontrollable, it was the audience below, they saw a girl coming up, thinking it was also part of the performance, and the warm applause was really long-lasting.
The charm of the three women, coupled with the strength of the two boys, finally resolved this "war", and it was also recognized by the audience, Hu Hui and Gao Jian pulled Hu Han, after all, Hu Han didn't have the ** to provoke the war, he couldn't bear it.
Dong Hao's anger is the greatest, so he needs Su Xiaoyong, Qiu Zhiming and Li Minghua to pull it, and the two teams are so opposed.
In order to let Dong Hao wake up from the anger just now as soon as possible, otherwise this "beautiful situation" would not end well, so Su Xiaoyong used her woman's skills and pinched him on the arm, Dong Hao didn't scream out in pain.
"What are you doing!?" Dong Hao looked at her very carefully.
Su Xiaoyong glared at her fiercely: "Look at how you end!" ”
"How are we going to end this show?" Qiu Zhiming was also asking him this question.
Dong Hao finally ran back from "Angering the World" and found that the audience's eyes were looking forward to it, looking forward to how the following plot should develop? It seems that there is still a lot of hope, and to be honest, he really doesn't know what to do.
"I don't know!" By the time these words came out of his mouth, he had already quickly glanced at the entire room, with a smile on his face, and it would have been fine if he had cried, but in terms of their reactions, it was a success.
But hearing him say that he didn't know such a statement, Su Xiaoyong and Qiu Zhiming were messy and looked at him speechlessly.
"If you want to quit successfully, listen to me." Su Xiaoyong looks very confident.
Dong Hao was eager to say this, he knew that Su Xiaoyong had a lot of brains, and seeing her so confident, he agreed in one breath: "Okay, listen to you, do what you say!" ”
Su Xiaoyong asked him to relax, then walked to Hu Han's side, and several people bowed to the audience together, even if this scene was over, everyone was happy.
But what is difficult is Su Xiaoyong, and now the audience thinks that the two girls are together, so there will be pressure on their next performance, and it is difficult to separate the two shows.
Dong Hao complied, Hu Han also compromised, and when the seven of them bowed to the audience together, they really got a perfect ending, and there was a long-lasting applause, snapping......
Their performance is over, but Su Xiaoyong and their team haven't started to play yet, so she didn't end up, she had to face her own performance, and she wanted to separate them from her team, there was no other way but to explain.
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