Chapter 101: Under the Recruiting Conference
Seeing a Hanshi kid come up to the stage, Li Fatzi asked curiously, "I don't know what talent this student wants to perform?" β
"In Xia Zhou, I saw the King of Wei, and what I am good at is governing the country through the world, and I don't know how to perform."
The distance between the high platform and the north platform is not far, which is also to allow many maids to observe at close range; Of course, everyone could hear Ma Zhou's words, even the sleepy Li Ran.
The familiar name aroused the knowledge in Li Ran's mind, and the drowsy Li Ran thought that Ma Zhou was talking to him, so he praised a few words: "Ma Zhou, a good young man, after two years of training, he will also be a talent in the future, continue to work hard, I am optimistic about you."
After Li Ran finished speaking, he fell asleep; This drowsiness is coming, and the gods can't stop it!
Li Ran's words in a daze made a few people close to hear it clearly, and a few people looked at Ma Zhou in surprise.
Then Xiao Wanrong woke Li Ran up again: "Lord Wang, now is the time to help the women in the house recruit relatives, and I can't sleep."
"I can't sleep, so let's get started, fatty, what are you waiting for, let's start."
Li Fatzi nodded, and then looked at Ma Zhou with a sneer: Aren't you talented as a prime minister, I will make it difficult for you; Li Fatzi straightened his face and said to Ma Zhou: "Ma Zhou, let me ask you, what do you think about the imperial court's use of troops to Tugu Hun?" β
"Tuyuhun invaded the Tang Dynasty three times and twice, and it is naturally correct to use soldiers to Tuyuhun; However, I thought that as long as Murong Fuyun, the king of Tuyuhun, surrendered, ......."
Before Ma Zhou could finish speaking, Li Pang decisively interrupted: "Stop, do you disagree with the Tang Dynasty's destruction of Tuyuhun?" β
"Yes"
At this time, Li Ran's somewhat dissatisfied voice came: "Young man, your thoughts are very dangerous!" I take back the words that you can become Zaifu, once, I naively thought that this Datang no longer had **, until, I saw you! β
Li Fatzi glanced at Li Ran admiringly, and then said with some sympathy: "There is a saying called the lesson of the previous car, the teacher of the rear car, have you understood?" β
"Fatty, don't pretend to be forced, let's hurry up and continue, it's not too early."
Li Fatzi said to Ma Zhou in disappointment: "Although I am not very satisfied with your answer, I will let you pass this level, go down."
Ma Zhou walked off the high platform in frustration, he never thought that the talent he was proud of in governing the world would be refuted before he could say it, especially the prince, who scolded himself in front of so many people.
In Ma Zhou's view, although the Tang Dynasty has been invaded three times and twice, it will not be destroyed, and after the destruction, it will not only affect the reputation of the Tang Dynasty, but also waste a lot of manpower and material resources.
It is true that the gains outweigh the losses, but in the long run, it will be different, Tuyuhun is included in the territory of the Tang Dynasty, and after that, there will be no war between the two countries, and the war with Tubo in the future can also be used as a buffer zone; The most important thing is that Li Ran has his own plans and ideas.
Watching Ma Zhou walk off the stage in disappointment, Li Fatzi was a little embarrassed: Is the joke too big! However, Ma Zhou's matter was then left behind by him, and Li Fatzi continued: "If there is no more, if not, we will continue to the next round."
"Well, since there isn't, let's move on to the second one; There are four questions in the second game, and because of the large number of people, I won't let you go on stage one by one; Listen to the question: Question 1: What is a woman? Question 2: What is a woman? Question 3: What is a husband and wife? Question 4: What is a husband and wife? You have to think before you answer, otherwise you won't have a chance to make it to the finals."
The four simple questions stumped everyone for a while; In particular, the first and second questions seem to be the same question, but they are obviously not the same question; The third and fourth questions seem to be the same.
At this time, Li Ran asked Fat Li with a black line on his face: "Fatty, who gave you the title at this time, or you made it yourself."
Li Fatzi said very aggrievedly: "It's none of my business, it's not all your twin brother's orders; He said that these questions are enough to consider the status of women in men's hearts, and enough to see how a man treats women."
"Nonsense, who is so stupid, can't they tell lies".
As soon as Li Ran's voice fell, he heard the audience raise their hands and say: "Women are tigers, tigers are women, husbands and wives are lungs, and lungs are husband and wife."
Li Fatzi looked at the stunned Li Ran proudly, and then said to the man who raised his hand: "You can marry a tiger and go home, I hope that tiger will leave your lungs, the human world is no longer suitable for you, return to the animal world."
"How can it be wrong, I obviously heard a song that sings like this: The woman under the mountain is a tiger ......", the man left aggrievedly after speaking.
Li Ran's black line crawled all over his head, this must be an old way to sing, but he really didn't expect that someone would use this as an answer today.
This time, Ma Zhou took the initiative to raise his hand: "Women are water, tenderness is women, husbands and wives are mandarin ducks, and love each other is husband and wife."
"Yo, Ma Zhou, yes, I didn't expect you to know a lot about women, well said, you passed the test", Li Fatzi said in surprise.
"I've seen a little bit of Dream of Red Mansions, which I saw in books", Ma Zhou is very modest.
At this time, another man raised his hand and said, "Women are fruits, flowers are women, husbands and wives are rice, and mice are husband and wife."
"You know by the way you look that you like to steal food, and you like to pick wild flowers; But what's the matter with the rice and the rats? β
"Rats love rice!"
"Over"
"I'll go, what's this; Fatty, what kind of mess is this", Li Ran asked Fat Li depressedly.
Not only Li Ran was depressed, but a lot of heat was depressed in the audience, this Xiaoyao Mansion is really a wonderful birthplace!
"Brother Ran, in fact, I don't know what this is, I see that they say something like that, so I let it go."
"I'll go, did the old man say any answers or anything like that?"
Yes, I remember, he said with a sad face: a woman is a wife, a wife is a woman, husband and wife are life, and happiness is husband and wife."
"Do you know what that means?"
"I don't understand, that realm is too high, how can I understand if I have never been married; In other words, Brother Ran, you are twin brothers, do you understand?"
"Ahem, this, of course I understand."
"Oh~, Brother Naran, you say come and listen".
"This, this can only be understood, not spoken."
After Li Ran finished speaking, he lay on the recliner a little embarrassed, then closed his eyes, as if he was asleep, waiting for the end of the recruitment conference.
As time passed, the second game finally ended, and then the third part came.
"Next is the third part, first of all, please step back a little bit if you don't enter the 60th place, and leave us a big field; The third link is the interactive link, which will be asked by the woman of our palace, if both parties are satisfied, then please go to the housekeeper of the palace Liu Fu to fill in the list, but you have to walk in front of the prince, let's start."
Looking at Li Ran's boring expression, Xiao Wanrong asked, "Lord Wang, are you reluctant?" β
"It's a little, after all, I've been in the palace for more than a year, and I still have feelings."
"Then it's good that the prince doesn't let them get married."
"Isn't that a lifelong event that delays them?"
"The prince married them all, isn't it, in the future, the prince's business is done, that place appears, these girls can also spread branches for the prince, at that time, they and the prince's heirs will be arranged to that place, which can be regarded as filling in the popularity of that place."
To be honest, Li Ran was a little moved, but: "But not all people want to go there, now that it's like this, it depends on their fate."
After an hour, the matter is finally over, and in the end, there are only a few marriages that are finally decided; What's funny is that none of the five surnames and seven families have settled down, but Ma Zhou is a hot item.
Even if the recruitment meeting ended so hastily, the next step was to distribute gifts to sixty people, but Li Ran didn't need to take care of it, what he wanted to do most at this moment was to go back to his soft bed and sleep well.
Watching Li Ran leave, Li Fatzi said to the people who hadn't left yet: "Go back and prepare well, prepare for the imperial examination in half a month, okay, let's disperse."
Cui Cheng and the others left in the direction they came from with a frosty face, what had been planned, but they didn't expect it to be like this in the end; Losing face is a trivial matter, but it is a big thing to play with the family's explanation.
On the other side, Ma Zhou was talking with a woman about sixteen years old, and this woman was the maid of the palace and Ma Zhou's fiancΓ©e.
I only heard the woman say: "Brother Ma, please don't care about what the prince said to you, in fact, the prince speaks like this to everyone, but the prince is very good to us maids."
"From the fact that he took great pains to arrange a recruitment meeting for you, I know that he is still very good to you, Xiaohe, I won't take it to heart, but I don't dare to agree with the prince's statement."
"Brother Ma, when we are in the mansion on weekdays, our sisters often discuss the actions of the prince, and we have also discussed the destruction of Tuyuhun; In fact, what the King of Wei said is also right, throughout ancient and modern history, the Xiongnu of the Han Dynasty, and the current Turks, didn't they all follow the method you said before, but from history, you have also seen that the result is still often invading the Central Plains; Now that Tuyuhun is directly included in the territory, although it may cost a little more now, in the long run, there will be no war between the two countries, isn't it very good."
Although Ma Zhou still insisted on his own ideas, what Xiaohe said was also a good idea: "You are right, but I didn't expect you to be so smart."
"Brother Ma laughed, Xiaohe is just a maid in the palace."
"I know, you are all from the palace, and those who can be selected to the palace are also amazing among the women in the world, not to mention that you are selected from so many beautiful girls in the palace to the palace."
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