Section 10: Getting to know Li Er
"Uh, I don't know!" This is a question for Lao Yuan, generally speaking, mounts are ridden on them, which fairy do you see drilled into the belly of the mount!
"Forget it, I'll go and ask!" Li Er saw that Yuan Tiangang didn't quite know what was going on, so he walked boldly to the hawker's car, stopped at a distance of about five meters from the hawker's car, and arched his hand towards the hawker's car, "General Ben is grateful to the Taoist chief for saving his life, I wonder if the immortal chief can come out for a while?" “
Although what Li Er said sounded good, the hawker didn't dare to get out of the car directly, and those who copied the guys around him still watched with fierce eyes, ready to come up and chop him directly into dumpling stuffing if there was anything wrong. So the hawker opened the door half of the car tremblingly, squeezed it out of it, and lit the car anew before getting out of the car, preparing to jump on it and slip away if anything happens!
However, the current situation is that the hemp pole is afraid of the wolf, fortunately, Li Er is also an atmospheric monarch, and he didn't do anything dirty, and the hawker walked to Li Er's approach, and he also learned from the ancients to clench his fists with both hands and arched, "That King Qin, oh no, the general is good, the little Niu Dabao, the first time he stepped on the land of Guibao, how reckless you are, you have to bear more!" Don't look at this thing, seeing that the immortals are also calling an old man and an old bastard, then he knows that the immortals generally don't kill people directly, and it seems that the fairy in his family is not serious, and he doesn't say anything about his random name!
But seeing Li Er, he really didn't dare to do this, to know which emperor in history was a good person? Especially the one in front of him, for the throne of his brother to die, the seat under his ass is piled up with invisible bones, so the peddler is afraid that this one will accidentally kill him!
Li Er will also secretly figure out what about the hawker, say it is a fairy, not like, the fairy saw that there are few mortals with such a low posture, and the other party is not dressed in a nondescript manner, saying that it is a Taoist priest, but the hair on the head is a fight with the monk, but the appearance is really strange, just treat it as a fairy first, after figuring it out, Li Er also arched his hand to the hawker, "The fairy chief is polite, and thank the fairy chief for saving his life just now, if the fairy chief didn't appear in time, I'm afraid I'm afraid I've been dead for a long time!" ”
Seeing Li Shimin's polite hawker, he also let go, "The general is polite, I'm also blind..." "This thing was so excited that he almost said that the blind cat met the dead mouse, but fortunately, he suddenly thought that it was Li Yuanji who died, if he was compared to a mouse, then it would be bad if he met someone who found fault and said that he turned around and scolded Li Er, after all, the emperor is the true dragon emperor, this word spread and said that Niu Dabao said, the emperor is the son of the mouse, then it is okay, so the hawker changed his mouth in time!
Li Erzhi didn't pay attention to the vendor's slip of the tongue and pause, and felt that the other party was okay, but he was a little unclear about the rules, as if "Hehe, the immortal chief doesn't have to be modest, I remember the grace of saving my life, I don't know where the immortal chief came from and where he is going?" ”
It's not from the river or to the river, of course, you can't say "It's not easy to say where I came, but the place I came to is the Tang Dynasty, and I hope the general will take care of it in the future!" ”
"That's nature, what do you need in the future, I will never shirk if I can!"
The peddler who said this felt that his face was bright, and he had a relationship with the future emperor as soon as he came up, and the other party admitted that he had something to find him, so he had to do it, the emperor Chrysostom said, he had to express his gratitude, of course, the hawker didn't hear what the other party said was within his ability, which was difficult to understand, what was within his ability, what could not be reached, and not all of them had the final say, the hawker ran to the car and touched it, and then ran to Li Er's side, and a few people around Li Er may see that this product is very thin. I guess there is nothing powerful and the guy is not blocked!
The vendor arrived in front of Li Er, took out his cigarette and sent it to Li Er and everyone around him, "Meet for the first time, you will help take care of it in the future, come and taste the local products of our hometown!" Li Er and the people around him took the cigarette suspiciously, took it in their hands and looked through it, the hawker estimated that they couldn't smoke, so he also put one in his mouth, "Look at it, it's like this!" After saying that, I realized that I had forgotten to bring a lighter, so I turned around and went to get the lighter!
When the hawker came back, he found that Li Er and a few questions around him were staring at a big black man, chewing something with the big black man's teeth, and then stretched his neck vigorously, and also brushed his Adam's apple up and down a few times with his hand, and the hawker was full of black lines, which meant that he said the wrong thing just now, first he said to taste, and then stuffed the cigarette into his mouth, so this big black man was food!
After the big black swallowed it, someone next to him asked, "Is it delicious?" ”
After waiting for his throat to feel comfortable, the big black man said, "It's a little bitter, and it's a little dry!" The rest of the people were hesitant to eat it too, and the vendor finally arrived, and quickly stopped these people's thoughts: "This is not for eating, use it like this!" After speaking, the hawker lit the cigarette on his mouth, took a deep breath, spit out a smoke ring in a chic manner, and then lit the cigarette for these people one by one, Li Er also learned to take a deep breath of the hawker, "cough, uh, cough..."
A man next to him saw Li Er's face red and his neck was thick after taking a puff of smoke, and the green tendons on his head were suffocated, thinking that the hawker was poisoned, he choked and pulled out the guy in his waist, and the frightened hawker sat on the ground, Yuan Tiangang hurriedly came over to protect him, "The general's subordinates are merciful!" ”
"You dodge, I've slashed this assassin!"
After speaking, he was about to come over and give the hawker a heart-chill, Li Er coughed and quickly stopped, "Uncle Bao, don't be impulsive, it's okay!" Only then did the peddler know that this man was Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao, and when he heard Li Er's words, Qin Qiong also stopped moving, "King Qin, are you okay?"
"It's okay, don't say this thing is quite exciting!" After speaking, Li Er took another sip, worthy of being an emperor, his ability to accept new things is strong, he was choking like a dog just now, and his eyes squinted like a cat being tickled! As soon as Qin Qiong saw Li Er's expression, he knew that he had misunderstood, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he pulled up the vendor sitting on the ground, "Immortal Chief, don't blame, Uncle Bao is impulsive, can't I compensate you!" Take your side! ”
The vendor wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "It's okay, it's okay, Brother Qin's loyalty and righteousness are admired!" Come to Brother Qin, too! After speaking, I will also light a cigarette for Qin Qiong! The others also learned how to smoke, so they all came up to borrow fire, assigned their own cigarette points, and took the opportunity to introduce themselves to the hawkers, and the hawkers knew who these people were, and it was Cheng Yanjin who ate the cigarettes, and there was Wei Chigong next to him!
Cheng Yanjin because he ate a cigarette, so he seems to have a strong ability to accept smoke, this will spit out the smoke clearly, and laughed at Wei Chigong, who was coughing next to him, "Da Lao Hei, you can't do it, look at your gasp, you must die earlier than me!" "This biaozi!
Yu Chigong was also unforgiving: "I didn't choke you to death just now, you goblin, choking to death, we have a reason to drink!" ”
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