Chapter 045: A Special Battlefield
"Let it go!" Tian Cheng said angrily.
"Tell me, where did you drive him?" Yue Shaoan violently lifted Tian Cheng up.
Tian Cheng only felt that his collar was stuck in his neck and was about to suffocate, and his hands and feet were scratching and kicking for a while, and he was extremely disdainful of Yue Shao'an, a bold fanatic, in his heart, how could he tell him again.
Yue Shao'an was already extremely impatient, remembering that Gao Chong was still sweeping the thatched house, and asked him if he didn't seem to be able to ask anything, so he knew by asking Gao Chong, so he asked, "Did you punish Gao Chong to that toilet?" β
"Ahem...... Cough...... Let go...... Of course, to punish him is to sweep the dirtiest, do you need to ask? Tian Cheng glared at Yue Shao'an angrily.
Yue Shaoan raised his hand and threw him to the ground, and walked towards the dung pit in the backyard without looking back.
The so-called dirtiest toilet, Yue Shao'an knows, in fact, no one goes there on weekdays, saying that it is a thatched house, but in fact it is just a manure tank for manure accumulation in the academy.
All the manure in the academy will be collected here, and then when it has accumulated a certain amount, soil will be added and mixed together to fertilize the flowers and vegetables and vegetables.
The students who were punished for cleaning the toilet were responsible for using a car to push the feces from other toilets here to accumulate, and it was really difficult for the students to do this dirty and tiring work, but they didn't have the law, so they had to do it, because being punished here is already the most visible punishment, just like the modern school probation.
If the student was punished in the thatched house but was unwilling to do it, then he could only roll up the bed and go home, so there was the "Golden Armor Heavenly God" who was tired and fell in the thatched pit because of the punishment.
Yue Shao'an didn't want Gao Chong to become the second "Golden Armor Heavenly God", so he walked extremely fast.
Tian Cheng's buttocks hurt when he fell, he jumped up violently, and pointed at Yue Shao'an and was about to scold, but he was afraid of insulting Sven, so he opened his mouth for a long time, but he couldn't scold out loud, so he could only spit angrily and followed behind Yue Shao'an, wanting to see what he was going to do.
Yue Shao was anxious in peace of mind, so he walked like flying.
He knew the location of the "Golden Armor Heavenly God", because the previous student was so famous that he couldn't help his curiosity to visit it today.
At this time, I think that what people do can't be said to be done in vain, even a visit to a dung pit comes in handy.
However, no matter how fast Yue Shao'an goes, Jinghang Academy, as the largest academy in the country, is not comparable to ordinary people's manors after all, and there must be some distance to get to the dung pit.
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Claiming to be the dirtiest, smelliest, and most punitive manure pit in the academy, Gao Chongzheng is pushing a dung truck hard.
It was also his bad luck, he didn't sleep well all night last night because of Zhuo Yan's matter, and hurried back early in the morning according to Mr. Yue's instructions.
Not to mention that people have to hit their heels when they fart on their backs, Gao Chong can be regarded as declining from yesterday to today, he is busy with a dry mouth, and as soon as he enters the gate of the academy, he is blocked by the black-faced Yama who has been waiting at the gate of the academy for a long time.
Tian Cheng saw that they were students of Yue Shao'an of Junlai Academy, and they were also two thorns, so he was immediately interested, and he wanted to drive Zhuo Yan out with a scolding.
Gao Chong was willing to follow there, and the two of them theorized with Tian Cheng at the moment, Gao Chong stayed with Mr. Yue for the past few days and learned his courage, but he didn't learn his other skills.
After such a theory, Gao Chong was defeated gloriously. Not only did a lot of saliva be wasted, but it was also a mess of defeat. That's not all, he was convicted of being stubborn and having no teacher.
In the end, Tian Cheng threw a sentence from his head: "Rotten wood can't be carved!" ", and became a member of the Golden Armor God List with honor. (Note: Jinjia God List, since the Jinjia Heavenly God became famous in the Academy, anyone who is "lucky" to be punished to clean the toilet here will be recorded by a group of idle students, and this name is the Jinjia God List.) οΌ
From the time he was punished in the morning, he had not been able to drink a sip of water or eat a mouthful of food, and he was pushing a dung cart full of manure like millet porridge in front of him.
In fact, it's not that Tian Cheng is so bad that he doesn't give him food, the main thing is that Gao Chong's luck is really enough to carry it, if it is said that he was unlucky yesterday because he farted and hit his heel, then now he is simply cold water after eating broad beans, it is really a moldy fart, not only hitting the heel, I am afraid that the pants will be difficult to save the corpse.
Tian Cheng's rules, every time a student is punished, the staff who are usually responsible for accumulating fertilizer will be monitored, if it is a normal situation, they will also turn a blind eye, after all, most of the students in the academy have a background, either the children of the landlord's family, or the daughter of the businessman's family, and even the government family is a lot.
Therefore, they don't dare to offend the students too much on weekdays.
But today's uncle who is in charge of Gao Chong is different, because today this one has drunk wine, and he is already seven or eight points drunk.
It's strange to say that others who drink too much will fall asleep, or wake up for a long time and be fine, but this one is different, he has not only not woken up from morning to now, but also keeps burping.
stared at Gao Chong all day long, forced to constantly push the cart to pull dung, and did not let him rest for a while, as if he had a deep hatred with him, he was used as a mule, making him cry bitterly, but there was nothing he could do.
Gao Chong thought indignantly in his heart, this old boy must have been kicked out of bed by his wife to be so fierce, and he was angry with himself. He looked at the dung truck in front of him without tears, pursed his lips, and muttered, "Mr. Yue, come and helpβ"
"What are you doing, hurry up!" The man behind him saw him stop and shouted sharply.
Gao Chong turned his head, glanced at him fiercely, sighed helplessly in his heart, and pushed the dung cart forward,
It should also be Gao Chong's bad luck, this uncle is extremely brave in the wine today, bullying Gao Chong for a day, and also making his self-confidence extremely inflated, looking at Gao Chong's walking appearance softly seems to have no spirit, and suddenly became angry.
I saw him burp violently, and then glared at him: "Pushing dung should look like pushing dung, what are you like like this?" Remember, to launch that momentum, do you understand? Just like a fierce general fighting on the battlefield, this dung tank is your battlefield, this dung cart is your soldiers and horses, and the dung in the car is the enemy, you must have an indomitable spirit and bravely push your enemy into the cesspool ......"
Gao Chong couldn't cry or laugh, this kid is too good, he's about to catch up with Mr. Yue, what kind of momentum does it take to push a dung truck, and bravely push the enemy into the dung tank?
Gao Chong was tired and hungry, what momentum could he put out, even if he had the strength, he couldn't really compete with the manure tank for a few words from the drunkard, looking at the man and gritting his teeth, he couldn't help but scolded in a low voice: "If you have a choice, you must push this kid and the surnamed Tian into the battlefield together......"
The drunkard uncle was talking about rising at this time, and when he heard Gao Chong talk about the battlefield, he didn't care what Gao Chong said, and directly took it out of context and said: "Well! Yes, the children can be taught! So quickly, I realized the true meaning of pushing the manure cart. As he spoke, he pointed his hand forward and said, "Look! Now what is in front of you is no longer a cesspool, but a real battlefield, see? I know you saw it. β
Gao Chong couldn't help but be stunned when he heard what he said, and when he was stunned, the drunkard's fierce eyes lit up, and a pair of eyes shone with excitement, and he shouted: "Okay! That's it, keep it up! Right! That's it, the dung cart in your hand is the soldiers, and the dung in the cart is the enemy, send them to the battlefield quickly......"
Speaking of excitement, he actually danced with his hands, laughed, waved his big hand, and slapped Gao Chong's neck, and at the same time shouted in his mouth: "Boy, rush-"
Gao Chong was a little dizzy by this drunkard at first, so he didn't expect him to come like this, plus he didn't eat after a day of work, and he really didn't have any strength in his body. γ
Therefore, when he felt this slap, he knew that it was not good, but he couldn't dodge it, and he pestled it in with his face to the dung truck.