It is said that when the ancients celebrated their birthdays, the head of the family with status generally set up a feast and divided it into a main feast and a guest feast. The main banquet is generally the table where the host and his family sit, and the guest banquet is naturally the table where the guests sit. However, if there is a guest who makes the host's family feel that their status is more valuable, then they will also be invited to sit at the main banquet. Perhaps Zhang Yang attached more importance to the relationship with Fengxian and me, so he invited both of us to sit at the main banquet.

Zhang Yang's parents sat in the right seat, his wife and some female relatives on the right, and some male relatives on the left. At the very end of the main feast, there were two empty seats, which were specially reserved for Feng Xian and me.

At this moment, I found that there was still a vacant position at the top of Zhang Yang, which I think was the position of his uncle Zhang Tingshi. It's just that the Lord Thorn has such a big shelf, and the guests should have almost arrived, but he hasn't come yet.

In the process of waiting, I don't know if it is the seven aunts and eight aunts of his family, who always stare at me left and right, look up and down for a while, and whisper together for a while, which makes me wonder.

Feng Xian on the side couldn't help but smile slightly, then coughed lightly, covered his mouth with his hand and whispered, "Brother Xian, do you know what they are talking about?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, so I asked, "What do you say?" ”

He said: "They said that you are so white and clean, more handsome than their girls, and they also said that they would ask you if you were married, and if not, they would give you the daughter." ”

I couldn't help but wonder, "Brother, can you hear such a whisper?" ”

He smiled and said, "Well, I was born with great ears. ”

No wonder, after a long time, he was born with a tailwind ear, so his talent doesn't just complement my heavenly eye?

I said, "Even if you kill me, I won't marry their daughter." ”

Feng Xian said, "Why? I thought it was good. ”

I said, "If you want to tie the knot, I won't kill you anyway." ”

Feng Xian chuckled lightly and said, "Let's discuss this matter again." ”

At this time, all the guests had arrived, and the Lord Thorn had finally arrived. But seeing him striding with his head held high, his demeanor was thousands, and he smiled and said to everyone: "Oh, I have made you wait for a long time, this official is busy with official business, so he is too late, and I hope you will forgive me." ”

But seeing that all the guests got up to greet him, he smiled and said: "Alas, Zhang Tingshi is loyal to the country and has done his best, he is really a model for my generation!" ”

"Yes, yes, since Zhang Tingshi took office, the state has been safe and prosperous, and the people's livelihood is rich, these are all the credit of Zhang Tingshi!"

This thorn is surnamed Zhang Mingyi, and the word is thick. saw him smile and said: "Hehe, you have won the award, these are just things within the official's duty." ”

I can't help but have a muscle cramp, Nima, who can't help it, knows how to slap the horse, what is the peace in the state, the people's livelihood is rich, it's all bullshit! Lao Tzu's subordinates collected hundreds of local food alone, and thousands of displaced people from other places, which is also called people's livelihood and prosperity? Fuck your mother's big head!

For these hypocritical guys, Feng Xian couldn't help but show a trace of disgust, but he hid it relatively deeply, and ordinary people couldn't see it.

Then, Zhang Yi came to his place and sat down, and when he saw the two of us, he immediately wondered: "Hey, these two look a little faceless?" ”

Zhang Yang replied: "Uncle, these two are the famous flying general Lu Fengxian and the Fuhu God General Shao Chenglian, they are both friends of the nephew. ”

Zhang Yi said: "Oh, who should I be, it turned out to be them." ”

Zhang Yi's expression looked very contemptuous, just because we are all ordinary people, and there is no background behind us.

Feng Xian's personality is more upright and arrogant, and he hates others to despise him like this, and usually when this happens, he will challenge the other party. Then, beat him up so he knows how stupid it is to despise someone who shouldn't be taken lightly. However, due to the different circumstances at this time, he had to endure it as much as he could.

Zhang Yang saw that the situation was a little wrong, so he hurriedly said: "Uncle, do you know, this time two friends came to celebrate my birthday, and they also brought a very expensive gift, and my nephew wants to show it to you." ”

Zhang Yi pretended to whisk the dust with a disapproving face, brushed his sleeves and said, "Is it, what kind of gift would be so valuable?" ”

Zhang Yang hurriedly handed over the knife and said, "Uncle, please see, this is the peerless Divine Soldier Seven Star Sword." ”

saw Zhang Yi glance at it casually, pulled the corners of his mouth and said, "It's just broken copper and iron, I see that I am happy for you." ”

Feng Xian suddenly frowned. I chuckled, "Broken copper? Hey, Zhang Tingshi is not afraid of blinding your titanium alloy eyes; This knife sharpens iron, like chopping thin mud, there are only three pieces in the world, and when it comes to value, don't think of a child who is less than ten million; Dare to ask Zhang Tingshi, I don't know what kind of rank this broken copper and iron can be exchanged for? ”

Under normal circumstances, an ordinary weapon is only a few hundred dollars, a few thousand dollars for a better one, and the most sophisticated one will not exceed tens of thousands of dollars. However, the weapons we sell are far better than the finest weapons forged by other craftsmen, and their value has multiplied many times. There's no way, scarcity is expensive, and we are the only ones in the world who have such craftsmanship.

At this moment, everyone's mouths opened in surprise when they heard what I said, and even Zhang Yang showed a rather surprised expression, which showed that they had not seen the value of this weapon before.

At this time, a person suddenly walked to Zhang Yi's side and said softly: "Assassination history, there is news from above, 10 million yuan can be exchanged for the position of the third duke, and 5 million yuan can be exchanged for the marquis of Guannei." ”

Zhang Yi's face suddenly changed, and then he turned to smile and said: "Hehe, it turned out to be the famous flying general and the Fuhu god general, I really admired the name for a long time, and Fang was rude to the lower official, and I still look at Haihan." ”

Nima, I hate such cheap bones the most, those who have money are regarded as uncles, and those who have no money are regarded as waste. In the future, when Lao Tzu gains power, I have to take care of your cheap bones, I want to see how cheap these people can be!

Feng Xian's expression eased slightly, and he replied: "Zhang Tingshi's words are serious. ”

At this time, Zhang Yi smiled again and said, "Yang'er, come, hand over this divine soldier to your uncle for a look." ”

Zhang Yang nodded and said, "It's uncle." ”

Immediately, Zhang Yang presented the treasure knife. After Zhang Yi took it, he pulled it out, only to hear a clear sound, buzzing like a heavenly sound, and the titanium alloy eyes of a dry person flashed out quickly: "Alas, this is really a treasure knife!" "yes, yes, I've never seen such a beautiful knife in my life!"

Zhang Yi immediately praised: "Okay, it's really a peerless divine soldier, it's as bright as a realm, and the cold hits people; "What a waste of money you have—" He put the knife back into its sheath, and then said to the man beside him, "Come, this thing is too valuable, and it is worth storing it quickly." ”

Zhang Yang couldn't help but say, "Uncle, you-"

"Huh? What's wrong with me? Zhang Yi pretended to have an ignorant expression on his face.

I'll it! What kind of thing does this person have, he doesn't even let go of his nephew's birthday gift, it's really cheap enough!

Zhang Yang lowered his head and said, "No, not much." ”

At this moment, Zhang Yang's family didn't dare to say anything, even his father was silent, it seemed that he was oppressed.

However, Zhang Yang's wife was unhappy, how could this treasure in her hand be lost like this, so she said: "Uncle, let my nephew and daughter-in-law say something offensive, my husband has always worked hard since he served under his uncle's account, and his uncle didn't give him a salary, and now he even has to forcibly occupy the birthday gift given by his friends, and you are too unreasonable to do so, right?" ”

Zhang Yi suddenly said angrily: "Presumptuous, how can you speak as a woman here!" ”

saw Zhang Yang say to his wife: "Okay, don't say it." ”

Although his wife was indignant, his temper was too weak, so she had to shut up.

At this time, Bongxian's face also became a little ugly, and the magnetic field around him told me that he was very angry at the moment. I smiled slightly, picked up the porcelain bowl in front of me, and then crushed it with a click. Instantly, the shards flew in all directions, shattering the bowls and cups in front of the others. This situation startled the people in the banquet, and they all looked at me in a daze.

I smiled slightly and said, "I'm really sorry, I'm born with divine powers, and this bowl is too crispy, so I didn't control the strength if I wasn't careful; I said Zhang Tingshi, it can be seen that Uncle Zhi likes this knife very much, you better give him the knife, let him play with it more, lest he be too lost in his heart and complain about you as an uncle, wouldn't this hurt the feelings of your uncle and nephew? It's not a good deal. ”

As I spoke, I smiled as I slowly tapped the pieces in my hand on the table. But seeing Zhang Yi swallowing his saliva, he immediately smiled and said: "Hehe, what Your Excellency said is reasonable, Yang Er, such a divine soldier, you have to hold it steady, remember not to bump into it." ”

Zhang Yang took the knife and said, "Knowing my uncle, my nephew must take good care of the divine soldiers." ”

Zhang Yi smiled and nodded, "Well, that's good." Immediately, Zhang Yi glanced at me and Feng Xian, and said, "After delaying for a long time, let's hurry up and serve the food, but we can't neglect all the distinguished guests." ”

The waiter at the door responded: "No, serve the food!" ”

In other words, people should also be divided into three, six, nine and so on, with good character being superior and poor character being inferior. Of course, this kind of division is good for the individual to know in his own heart, and there is no need to form it into a fashion, otherwise it will be counterproductive.