Chapter 180: This is the norm from now on
Li Qin laughed and said, "I? Why are you eating, you still call yourself me! If you don't let you drink enough, I'm afraid that your throat will be thirsty, and when you're thirsty, you'll have to call yourself me, which won't work! Come on, wait for Master Li Wenhou to drink water! ”
The Fujiao soldiers agreed repeatedly, carried Li Wenhou, and threw him into the river, for fear that Master Li would drink less water, and then thirsty, dozens of soldiers jumped off the river, scrambling to press Li Wenhou, serving him thoughtfully, for fear that Li Wenhou would not be able to drink enough!
Li Wenhou was thrown into the water, crying out in his heart, he wanted to commit suicide, but he couldn't be ruthless, he didn't want to die yet, he thought that someone would come to save him, so he was even more reluctant to die. After being thrown into the river, he poured several mouthfuls of water, and as soon as he put his head out of the water, several big hands pressed him and pressed him into the water again!
Li Wenhou is extremely uncomfortable, flooding with water is more uncomfortable than cutting off his head, this crime, I knew that Li Qin was not a thing, and said that if he threw him in again, he would throw it again, then he shouldn't have been able to speak his tongue just now, but now it's good, and he fell into the river again!
On the shore, Li Qin saw the Fujiao soldiers crackling and stirring up a splash, seeing their excitement, they really wanted to choke Li Wenhou to death, he suddenly became anxious, and shouted: "Okay, just teach him a lesson, pull him up!" ”
The Fujiao soldiers were still unsatisfied, but after listening to Li Qin's order, they had to drag Li Wenhou ashore again, Li Wenhou was still with a small belly, and he was poured a belly of water, and he was slapped by the Fujiao soldiers before he spit out the water again.
Li Qin looked at him with a smile and said, "Master Li Wenhou, you recognize me this time, don't you need me to remind you?" ”
"Recognize, recognize, I recognize you!" Li Wenhou is not stubborn this time, the one who knows the times is Junjie, and he can't think about it now.
Li Qin nodded, and said: "What's the matter, why don't you call yourself me this time, don't you call yourself Emperor Zhao, if you are the emperor, you should be called me, why don't you call yourself?" ”
Li Wenhou was teased in public, and his heart was full of anger, he didn't believe that Li Qin could throw him into the river again, he shouted: "I am resting with Sheji, today I will fight with you!" He sat up suddenly, and was about to pounce on Li Qin.
What about a group of horn-raising soldiers around, how could he really pounce on Li Qin, and they moved together to hold down Li Wenhou, and the horn-raising soldiers shouted one after another: "Throw him into the river again, it seems that he is still thirsty, and he didn't drink enough water just now!" ”
Li Qin turned around and asked, "Zhongguan Zhang, Brother Yuan, what do you see?" Are you going to throw him into the river again? ”
Yuan Shao had something in his heart, but he didn't react, he was slightly stunned, and thought, "Still throwing it?" I'm afraid that throwing it again will kill someone! ”
But Zhang Qin shouted: "Throw, throw it into the river again, whoever has a bad mouth and a stinky mouth, throw it into the river and let him drink more!" Shouting, he glared angrily at Yuan Shao, obviously referring to Sang scolding Huai, saying that he was throwing Li Wenhou into the river, but in fact he was thinking about Yuan Shao.
Yuan Shao thought to himself: "This dead eunuch, be careful......"
Li Qin sighed and said to Li Wenhou: "Then, that's the only way." Master Li, when you go ashore again, don't talk ugly anymore, otherwise you will suffer a loss, don't make no one wait to save you, you will choke to death first! With a wave of his hand, let the horn soldiers throw Li Wenhou into the river again.
The horn soldiers were happy, as if it was the New Year, they had heard that Li Wenhou had ascended the throne as emperor and established a great Zhao country, they were simply envious, jealous and hateful, and scolded Li Wenhou on the face that he was not a thing, and he dared to rebel and claim the emperor, but when he slept at night, everyone was envious, thinking that Li Wenhou was really a good dog, and he could live an emperor addiction, even if he was caught and killed in the future, but he was also a person who had been an emperor, and he was different from ordinary people. If they knew where the ancestral grave of Li Wenhou's family was, they would have been able to dig up the ancestral grave of Li Wenhou's family under jealousy, and now that Li Wenhou has been captured alive, how can they not be tortured.
Lifted Li Wenhou and threw him into the river again!
As soon as Li Wenhou fell into the water, he cried, the tears and the river water were mixed together, and he couldn't tell what tears were and what was the river, anyway, there was no boundary, just cry as he wanted, the emperor cried and cried is not a sin!
The horn guards plopped and jumped into the water, and a large group of them were waiting on the water, and as soon as Li Wenhou showed his head, they would press down. But this time Li Wenhou learned to be obedient, he took a deep breath when he fell into the river, and he was not in a hurry to show his head, so let the horn soldiers above wait!
On the shore, a soldier came to report that some of the pro-soldiers led by Li Wenhou had escaped and most of them had been arrested, and asked Li Qin what to do?
Li Qin thought for a while and said: "Build a wooden cage prisoner car, load all those prisoners into the car, and when the war is over, they will be escorted to Beijing to receive a reward!" Asked his subordinates to do this, he looked into the river again, but saw that Li Wenhou had not shown his head.
Surprised in his heart, Li Qin said: "What's the matter, did he escape, or was he drowned?" ”
The good horn soldier immediately dived underwater, and in the blink of an eye, he pulled Li Wenhou up, and said with a laugh: "Master Li is holding his breath below, this breath has been held for a long time!" ”
As soon as Li Wenhou came out of the water, he was busy inhaling, he was afraid of being pressed again, and shouted: "Li Qin, I have decided to surrender, I have surrendered, you send me to Luoyang, let me stay away from you!" ”
In the river, on the bank, there was silence for a moment, and the people of the Fujiao Army were stunned, they surrendered so soon, what kind of Emperor Zhao is this, it is too spineless!
Suddenly, there was a lot of laughter, except for Li Wenhou himself, everyone laughed, even Zhang Qin laughed, and Yuan Shao, who was full of worries, also laughed, Li Wenhou softened, and thought about staying away from Li Qin, how could he choke on a few mouthfuls of water, and even said what was in his heart!
Li Qin saw that Li Wenhou was not drowned, and put down his snack a little, the living Emperor Zhao must be worth more than the dead. He turned his face and shouted: "It's so unbelievable, surrender so easily, do you still have a bit of manly manly spirit!" Originally, you were a bold person, and you were a warrior in a so-so way, but you surrendered so easily, which means that you are not a warrior, and if you are not a warrior, you have to continue to drink water! Come on, give him some more drinks! ”
The horn-raising soldier laughed loudly, anyway, this Li Wenhou has a hard mouth and wants to drink, and if he surrenders, he still has to drink, and he will be in trouble! A horn-raising soldier pressed Li Wenhou's head and shouted: "We came all the way from Liangzhou to here, it's all because of you, we are in a hurry, but you are the emperor of Zhao, you don't drink this water, who will drink it!" "Pressed Li Wenhou again.
Jia Xu waved his horsewhip and shouted: "Abuse, abuse!" Today's incident has become the practice of our Fujiao army, and every time the enemy general is captured in the future, he must be abused like this to vent his anger! ”
Zhang Qin pointed his throat and laughed wildly, his psychology has always been not very normal, according to him now is just pouring a little water on the enemy to drink, this means is too shallow, if he wants to give the order, it has to be more vigorous, all kinds of fun means, must be used on the enemy's body one by one, so that he can be happy, of course, now his heart is also very happy!
Yuan Shao swallowed a mouthful of saliva and thought: "Don't fall into the hands of the Fujiao Army in the future, otherwise this will not be finished, who can stand it, anyway, I can't stand it." But after thinking about it again, he shouldn't fall into the hands of the Fujiao Army, unless he fights with the Fujiao Army, but he and Li Qin are both Han courtiers, how can they fight, at most they are just fighting in the court, so the thing about being abused by Li Qin will not happen according to common sense.
At this time, the Fujiao soldiers who went out to chase the enemy had returned, and captured a large number of Qiang soldiers, who were tied up in a string and led to the river, they saw that the Fujiao soldiers dragged Li Wenhou up from the river drenched, and Li Wenhou had a big belly, motionless, and did not know whether he was alive or dead, they immediately cried loudly, not only crying about Li Wenhou's suffering, but also crying for themselves, they are now also prisoners, don't be thrown into the river!
Fortunately, Li Qin was interested in abusing famous generals, but the abusing soldiers were not interested, and they did not throw the Qiang soldiers into the river to take a bath. Li Qin said: "Let them squat aside, wait for the wooden cage prisoner cart to be built, and escort them back to Gaonu County together." ”
The horn guards separated, and a group of men and horses dispersed to continue to capture the prisoners, while the rest built wooden cage prisoner carts. The wooden cage is very easy to build, but the car is not easy to build, and the problem of wheels cannot be solved. After tossing for a while, not even a big car was made, and in the end there was no way, so I had to transfer a batch of big cars from Gaonu County to load the wooden cages, except for Li Wenhou who was imprisoned, the other Qiang soldiers were walking on the ground, still tied into a string.
Li Wenhou collapsed in the prisoner car, feeling sluggish, thinking: "It seems that Bian Zhang has not been caught, as long as he can escape, then he will definitely come to save me." I still have a large army, as long as it is assembled, it is still a big force, and Bian Zhang is a Han Chinese, he can't control my army, he can only come to save me, let me be the leader, I still have hope to get out! ”
Li Qin took Li Wenhou and the captives all the way back to Gaonu County, and as soon as he returned to the county seat, he saw that there was a mess all around, and there were thrown away tents and all kinds of living utensils everywhere, except for horses, almost everything, even the cauldron was piled up, collected together, and placed at the gate of the city.
Looking at the west city wall, it no longer exists, and was smashed down by Gao Shun in one breath, and it is estimated that the combat effectiveness of the Fujiao artillery will be greatly improved in the future.
Gao Shun, the captain of the Fujiao Army's demolition team, ran over and shouted as he ran: "Li Lang, I have knocked down all the city walls in the west, when will I build a new one?" I think the other three walls are too old, or they will all be smashed down at once! ”
(To be continued)