As soon as he woke up the next day, the vendor saw a beautiful girl sleeping beside him, with a charming or seductive fragrance, and suddenly felt that there was a place like seeing magma in cold water.

Quietly lifted the quilt and looked at it, not good, the vendor pulled the tissue over the bedside and covered his nose, wiped it vigorously, and threw the garbage into the garbage can, the vendor began to recall the events of last night, drank too much, took a bath, and then, and then what happened? Did you miss something? Why can't you remember?

Hammered his head hard, the hawker regretted it, drinking and making a mistake, but it seems that it's not too late, right, hehehe, he laughed, and the hawker began to touch the quilt with his hands dishonestly.

Li Yue'er couldn't fall asleep because of the hawker's movements, and slowly opened her eyes, and at a glance she saw a person with a lewd . The smiling face, it was like seeing a ghost, and then, and then it was a flying foot!

"Ah" The peddler lay on the floor with his heart rupped, holding his waist with his hand, "Oh, my waist, Li Yue'er, are you going to murder your husband?" ”

Only then did Li Yue'er notice that it was the hawker who was kicked by herself, wrapped in a quilt and sticking out her tongue at the hawker, "I'm sorry, I suddenly found a man on the bed, a little unaccustomed, come and I'll pull you up"

The peddler fluttered his head, "Don't go up, I'm afraid you'll kick me" I'm damn, this girl is really ruthless, what a lot of effort this time, the hawker looked down at his waist, and a footprint of no less than thirty-eight yards came into view at the most tender place of meat.

gasped, the hawker couldn't stand the cold ground, and crawled to the bed, Li Yue'er took the opportunity to get dressed in the bed. Kneeling down beside the vendor, he gently helped the vendor rub his waist, "Are you okay?" ”

The peddler looked like he was about to die, "It's okay, you can try it." Oh my waist, I'll tell you. If I'm crippled, you'll wait to suffer."

Li Yue'er pressed the hawker's waist, in exchange for a howl like killing a pig, Niu Ma and Niu Dad looked at each other downstairs and smiled!

Helping the hawker get dressed, Li Yue'er helped the hawker downstairs, seeing the movements of the two, Niu's mother smiled, in her meaning, her son must have been overworked last night. Hurry up and go to the kitchen to bring food to the two of you, "Hurry up and eat, it's almost cold, and, Dabao pay attention in the future, you young people's affairs, the days will be long, ah"

Li Yue'er blushed and couldn't see it, Daddy Niu was not suitable to appear on this occasion, so he pushed the bowl. went out in circles, and the vendor smiled bitterly, it's really not what my mother thinks, your son didn't steal it. I was also beaten, who to cry to!

After eating, the vendor felt a little better in his waist and handed the bowl to his mother, "Mom." We went out to play."

Mother Niu was like chasing flies, "Go, go." Don't forget to come back for dinner at noon and make dumplings in the evening"

The vendor led Li Yue'er out the door. The neighbors on the road greeted the two enthusiastically, "Dabao came out to play"

"Well, what about the door?"

"yes, come and help me, the gate is a bit high, I can't reach it"

"Okay" The vendor used to step on a stool to help people put up the banner on the door, and when he came down, he was asked, "Dabao, your girlfriend is taller than you, right?" ”

The peddler looked at Li Yue'er, "I'm not as tall as me, it's almost a finger, and no matter how high I am, isn't it my daughter-in-law?"

"Hehe, you kid is blessed"

"That's that" after a family is polite, change to the next one, the hawker has earned enough sense of existence in the morning, and he has been secretly crossing like a thief, and he doesn't dare to show off when he earns money, and he can't tell people with his status, and now the hawker really understands why Xiang Yu has to go back to Jiangdong after fighting the world, and the taste of brocade clothes at night is not comfortable!

Li Yue'er was carrying a hawker and was familiar with her future neighbors, and looked at every household sticking to the door, "Dabao, what is that thing you posted for the New Year?" ”

"This..."The peddler then remembered that he forgot to post the door during the New Year in the Tang Dynasty, "This is what kind of god-like thing you have over there, to ward off evil spirits."

"Oh" Li Yue'er nodded as if she didn't understand, and just walked to the door again, people were sticking the door god on the door, the vendor went over to let a cigarette, Li Yue'er also came over to say hello, her eyes stared at the door god curiously, suddenly Li Yue'er's eyes lit up, the whole person froze, and on both sides of the gate were two heroic and mighty ancient generals.

It's just that the appearance of the general here is too late, even more beautiful than ****. It's not suitable, Li Yue'er has been following the hawker for so long, she still knows the simplified characters, and she gently reads the words at the door god's feet, "Cheng bites gold, Qin Shubao"

The hawker who was being polite heard Li Yue'er's muttering, and his face changed suddenly, I damn it, forget about this stubble, quickly interrupt the politeness with people, and pull Li Yue'er away.

Along the way, Li Yue'er let the hawker pull, but looked at the hawker coldly, and when she arrived at home, Niu's mother was busy working, and saw that the two of them came back, "Come back so soon"

The peddler responded to his mother with a smile, and took Li Yue'er directly to his room, locked all the secret locks, and sat on the bed.

Li Yue'er clasped her hands to her chest and said coldly, "Can you explain?" ”

The hawker knowingly asked, "What do you explain?" ”

Li Yue'er walked over quickly and twisted the peddler's ear, "What do you say, what do you explain, why are the door gods you posted for the New Year actually Lu Guogong and Hu Guogong?" Well? “

The peddler reached out to save his ear, "Yue'er, you read it wrong, it's just a printed picture"

Li Yue'er stepped up: "You mean I'm blind?" Then why are you so nervous and pull me straight home? ”

The peddler wanted to die on her chest with a pestle, "Sister, I was wrong, let's let go first, shall we?" ”

After Li Yue'er twisted it vigorously, she let go of her hand, sat on the bed and got angry, "Let's talk about it now, what the hell is going on?" ”

Hey, the peddler shook his head, lit a cigarette, and straightened out his thoughts, "Yue'er, I was sent to you by the gods, we all know this, right?"

Li Yue'er rolled her eyes, "I still need you to say"

The peddler grinned "I said, don't be afraid, it may be a little beyond your knowledge"

"Don't worry, your appearance is beyond my knowledge"

Ahem, this Nizi, at this time, I still have the heart to tease the boring child, flick the cigarette ash, and the hawker said, "What do you say about this, I'll go to you, and we have an explanation for this matter"

"What's that?"

"Crossing, it means that people from one era have appeared in your time, let's tell you the truth, Yue'er, the two of us are not just not as simple as one place, let's put it bluntly, there are two eras, in our eyes, you are from the Tang Dynasty, I am modern, understand?"

Li Yue'er shook her head, and the peddler scratched his head, making it seem a little difficult for him to explain this question, "By the way, let's take an analogy, if history is a tree, the era you live in is the Tang Dynasty at the root of the tree, and the era I live in is on the canopy, think about it, can the wood on the canopy grow to the roots?" ”

Now Li Yue'er understood a little, "Is it possible to understand it like this, if you are from the Tang Dynasty, I am from the Han Dynasty?" ”

"Oh, I'll go, Yue'er, you're too smart, that's how it is" After saying that, the peddler knew that he had said the wrong thing, because Li Yue'er cried, "Then in the eyes of you, I'm already a dead man?" (To be continued.) )