In the back hall, A said to B: "This mad Taoist priest is really not dead"

B looked at Lao Dao and said lightly: "But I can escape the first year of junior high school, but I can't escape the fifteenth."

Remembering the last time, A said hatefully: "This time I must sew his mouth shut, I will see how he sings"

Although B was also very angry, he still persuaded: "It's better to do business first."

A also knew that business was important, so he asked B, "B, what are we going to do next?" ”

For A's mind, B is quite helpless: "Of course I searched for things first"

"Yes, A, you're so stupid," a playful voice came to their ears.

The sudden woman's voice startled the two of them, but when they looked around, they didn't see a single figure.

Yi said suspiciously: "It couldn't have been an auditory hallucination just now."

"I'm sorry to tell you, no," the woman's voice said again.

"Who? Who is it? Don't pretend to be a ghost, come out for the uncle", A and B shouted with some horror.

"Me? I am the flower and fruit mountain water curtain cave Monkey King is also"

"You are stupid to me, Sun Wukong is obviously a man", A said with disdain.

B was much calmer: "The two of us came to hunt down the maid in the house on the order of the immortals, I don't know what happened to my friend here?" ”

"I'm not the second person of A, don't insult my abyssal wisdom", the woman first despised it and then said seriously: "You two have committed a capital crime by swaggering and deceiving in the name of immortals, and you should not apologize for the crime with death, otherwise you will be told to wait for the eighteen layers of hell to go all over again."

A was so frightened that he couldn't speak, and Yi Shang calmly retorted: "Your Excellency, don't talk nonsense, the two of us are indeed here by the order of the immortals."

This time, the woman's voice did not appear again, but a man's voice appeared: "Yes, then why did the judge say that the two of you pretended to be in the name of immortals to deceive with bad intentions, and specially sent me and the two of you to hook the soul?"

A suddenly became frightened: "Judge, hook ~ hook soul"

B was not frightened, but said calmly: "I think the two of you are pretending to be ghosts."

"In that case, let's go out and let them both meet," the man said as if to the woman.

As soon as the words fell, I saw two figures appear in front of A and B, followed by bursts of yin qi. One was dressed in white, wearing a white hat, and on the hat there were four big words, "You are also here", and on the white face, a long tongue leaked out of his mouth, but he could vaguely see that it was a woman; It was these two people who had just spoken.

At this time, A had already fainted, and B was also pale and shivering, but when the black and impermanent mourning stick hit B, B also fainted. And at this time, the black and white impermanence is standing behind the judges, wow, it's so cool! But I saw black and white impermanence shaking his head and disappearing!

In the system space, Li Ran said to Xiao Ling'er: "Ling'er, what should I do now, someone is using my banner and doesn't know what to do."

Xiao Ling'er suggested: "You can tell others that all those who organize, build forces, and act in your name are blasphemous, careerists, and tumors of the country; Call on the people to resist these people, and of course give some people a strong warning."

"Xiao Ling'er, you don't want me to say it again when I see someone."

"That's why you're stupid enough to think so, as long as you have a hundred exchange points, you can have a chance to appear immortal"

"What if this makes the people obsessed with my brother? I don't want to be adored everywhere I go."

"It's a small thing, it's simple, the system can help you simulate what you look like when you become an adult, and then you can tell the people the difference between immortals and gods."

"Well, that's all there is to it! Will I be too handsome when I am an adult, how can other men live? How many girls in the boudoir have to be lovesick in vain! ”

"Hey, there's no way, but whoever has achieved cultivation will not be ugly, and even if there is an ugly person, he will change his appearance."

"No wonder fairies are so beautiful"

"Okay, let's get started, narcissism can wait until later"

Start

With a 'start', all the people of Datang instantly felt a naturally elegant figure wearing a dark Taoist robe appear in their minds. I only heard the figure speak: "I am Danhua holding a Li Xianzhi, that is, the current King of Freedom Li Ran, this immortal is a tumor of a blasphemous, a careerist, and a country, and in my name, he is engaged in organization, building forces, and acting for personal gain; The purpose is to hope that the people of Datang will resist these conspirators and not be used by them; In addition, immortals are different from gods, so I don't need you to give up some of your own things for worship, and I don't need you to build temples for me, I just need you to live well and live happily; It only requires you to be proud of loving the motherland and ashamed of harming the motherland; Be proud of serving the people, and be ashamed of turning your back on the people; Be proud of your hard work, and be ashamed of your good and bad work; Be proud of solidarity and mutual assistance, and be ashamed of harming others and benefiting yourself; Be proud of honesty and trustworthiness, and be ashamed of forgetting righteousness for profit; Be proud of abiding by the law and discipline, and be ashamed of violating the law and discipline; Be proud of hard work, and be ashamed of arrogance; ……”

The content of the generous statement echoed in the minds of the Tang people, but at the same time, some people had a headache, as if their souls wanted to explode, and they couldn't even faint, and their hearts wanted to die like the 'zombies' in Plants vs. Zombies are wave after wave, but fortunately, these conspirators are all determined people, otherwise it is not necessary to really die a few!

In the Lizheng Palace, Li Shimin said to the eldest grandson Wujian: "It seems that someone has provoked him again, but his ability can be regarded as another insight, but when he grows up, or when he is in the fairy world, he is so handsome!" It's almost as good as me."

The eldest grandson Wujian sighed, Li Shimin really can't be compared with Li Xianzhi, but Li Shimin's appearance is definitely not much worse.

In a mansion in Chang'an City, Zheng Mingjie was fainting in his room at this time, and it seemed that this matter was really inseparable from him.

For the magical events that suddenly appeared in their minds, most of the people seemed to be sincerely afraid, but fortunately, Li Ran said it clearly enough, otherwise something would really happen. However, those girls in the boudoir have more or less lovesickness as Li Ran thought, especially those girls who spent "Dream of Red Mansions" have even more lovesickness for Li Ran.

Taiyuan Yingguo Mansion, Wu Shun and Wu Zhao are discussing Li Ran, the future husband; I only heard Wu Zhao say: "I didn't expect our husband to be so handsome, I really envy many people."

Wu Shun sighed: "I don't know when we will be able to go to Chang'an!" ”

"My sister is thinking of spring."

"Hmph, I don't know which girl heard that there are a lot of fun things in Xiaoyao Palace, and she wants to go there every night."

"Why, my sister is talking nonsense, but I've heard my father say it."

"What did my father say?"

"My father said that we could only go to Chang'an in the second year of Zhenguan at the earliest."

"It's going to be a while!"

……

Not to mention the results caused by Li Ran Xianxian this time, not long after A and B fainted, Lao Dao woke up.

Looking at the two who fainted, Lao Dao said to himself: "Illusion is really fun, um~, I'll try it more in the future"

Lao Dao's hands shook, and then he saw that the rope on his body was broken, and then Lao Dao took a sip of wine and immediately sprayed on the heads of the other five people.

After the five people woke up, Lao Dao said to the five people: "How about it, sleep comfortably, get up and hurry up when you sleep comfortably."

Seeing the two people on the ground, Wang Chao said with a gloomy face: "What are you sleeping, I have obviously been plotted just now, and the two people on the ground are probably thieves."

"Little Taoist, quickly untie it for us", Li Qingqing said to the little Taoist priest with some dissatisfaction.

Lao Dao said while untying the rope for everyone: "I don't know if those two are thieves, but we really have to hurry, it's not too early."

Wang Chao looked at A and B and said, "I'm not in a hurry, let's see what's going on with these two people first."

After checking for a long time, he finally came to the conclusion that he had fainted, and Wang Chao wondered: "How could these two people faint when they are so good?" ”

"Just now, the prince showed his immortality, maybe he saw us suffering, so he rescued us", Li Qingqing explained to himself, and then said with some: "I didn't expect the prince to be so handsome, being his maid is really the happiest thing"

The old man pouted and said: "No matter how handsome a person is, he can't compare to me."

Li Qingqing said disdainfully: "If you still want to compare with our prince, you should compare Zhu Bajie first."

Lao Dao said angrily: "Do you have an aesthetic vision, a handsome person like Xiaodao, why should he compare with that fat-headed and big-eared guy?"

"Then it's better to compare with Sha Seng", Li Qingqing said lightly.

Seeing the two arguing like this, Wang Chao had to interrupt: "Okay, let's hurry"

Li Qingqing snorted coldly at Lao Dao and left first, followed by Lao Dao; The dynasty winked at one of the guards and left. When the guard received the look, he drew a knife and wiped it on each of their necks, and then left as if nothing had happened.

After everyone left, a cold breath suddenly came out of the room, and then the bull head and horse face appeared, and then escorted the souls of A and B to the underworld.

At this moment, the old Taoist who was following Li Qingqing paused, and then continued to walk casually, but he secretly muttered in his heart: There is a god three feet above his head!

……

Outside Yangzhou City, two carriages came slowly, and soon came to the west gate of Yangzhou City.

Looking at the city gate in front of him, Lao Dao sighed: "It's another farce!" ”

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