Chapter 009 A Flock of Pheasants
Who knows that the temperament of the country bear in this Ma Wu itself is difficult to change, and he has never seen the big world, especially if he has never seen a big official, once he sees a big official, needless to say that this big official, even if he sees the trivial sesame officials such as the township dog and the head of the land protection pavilion, he often frightens his legs and stomachs.
What's more, I heard Liu Cong say that he was the ruler of the Jingzhou Yamen.
Also, this Liu Cong's reputation has long been in the ascendant in Jingzhou at this time, and the people in the mountains and wilderness also know that there is such a big official, who is both civil and military, can predict and plan, and is simply like a fairy. led the troops to cross the Han River, and in less than two months, he defeated Cao Cao's three generals and packed up Cao Cao's tens of thousands of horses. In fact, at this time, the people of Jingzhou had long regarded Liu Cong as a fairy Arhat.
Now, this honest countryman Ma Wu, when he heard that it was Liu Cong talking to him, he suddenly fainted, fell to the ground with a snort, and lay down on his back.
Fortunately, Ma Wu did not have a cerebral hemorrhage, but a dizziness, and when he fell to the ground, there was a buzzing sound from the back of his head, and he woke up immediately. When he woke up, he was afraid, and he didn't dare to lie down when he was afraid, and when he got up, he trembled when he got up and stood up straight, and after a few trembling moments, he quickly bent his knees, knelt down, and begged when he knelt down: "The grass people are guilty of death." There are eyes that don't know the big man in the middle of the rule, and there are many offends, so I beg the big man to spare his life. ”
Ma Wu begged and kowtowed, and he knocked Peng Peng on the ground.
Liu Cong watched coldly here, watching Ma Wu's performance. Watching Ma Wu kowtow all the time, Liu Cong scolded in his heart: "There's something wrong with your fucking nerve?" I'm inviting you to come and speak. You're my guest, and I'm going to entertain you, and before you're done, what the hell have you done? He kowtowed vigorously and confused me. ”
Thinking of this, Liu Cong suddenly understood Ma Wu's performance, so he sympathized with pity, and thought to himself: "Yes, I have never seen a big person, but I suddenly saw it, I really don't know how to deal with it."
Also, in the eyes of the common people, being an official is to find a reason to harm themselves, especially when they are big officials, they all have the power of life and death in their hands, and saying which common people's lives are as casual as farts.
Well, with this kind of environment and this kind of psychology, can the common people not be afraid of being officials? Can Ma Wu not be afraid of me?
Well, I have experience.
Before the crossing, even though I was still a student, wasn't I also scared when I met the police station, the township cadres, and the city cadres? Why be afraid? It's just that they don't know and are not familiar with them.
This is the concept of the official standard that has been cultivated for many years, which has caused the common people to be afraid of being officials! ”
When Liu Cong thought of this, he felt sorry for Ma Wu in his heart, and thought about compensating and comforting him: "You can't let him be afraid." To try to make him relax, try to be single-minded with him and me, to be honest. I also want him to cooperate with the investigation of Tuntian. ”
At this moment, the door creaked and was pushed open, and the proprietress of Yichun Courtyard, Lao Bustard, poked her head in.
When Liu Cong saw the old bustard's excessively drunken and slightly bloated face, he was a little disgusted and asked, "What's the matter?" Come in and talk about it. ”
When the proprietress heard this, a pair of goldfish eyes were so wide that they were about to fall, staring at Liu Cong, and immediately changed to a frightened complexion, turned around and scolded: "You dead girls, you don't know Mount Tai with eyes, don't hurry in and kowtow to Master Liu!" Wait, wait a while, the old man loses his temper, and see if I can take off your sassy skin and feed it to the dogs! ”
It turned out that this old bustard watched Liu Cong take Ma Wu into the room, and had some misunderstandings, thinking that Liu Cong was a good male pet, so he looked down on Liu Cong from his heart, and he didn't know what he scolded Liu Cong in his heart, scolded for a while, and suddenly felt that Liu Cong was tall and powerful, charming, and diligent, knowing that Liu Cong was not an ordinary person, he began to scold himself: "You said that you are not old, why are you confused for a while?" The God of Wealth who entered the door didn't hurry up to worship, what are you waiting for here, waiting for the God of Wealth to lose his hair? What's wrong with me? Got the hell out of it? ”
The old bustard scolded here, and scolded the pheasants around him: "I have raised these things that you don't have, and you all have a pair of dead sheep's eyes, and you can't see any way of wealth, even if it is open in front of you, you are also like the blind man." ”
The pheasants didn't know what they were scolding, they all lowered their heads, and the old bustard drove up: "I, guys, yes, yes, you three send tea in first." Once you're inside, do everything you can to get the big man down! Don't let him sleep with Lao Ma! ”
So we were three pheasants and we brought in tea.
However, the big man in the private room didn't have the heart to pick up girls, and was talking to Lao Ma there, when three pheasants went in and harassed him for a while, and were scolded by the big man.
At this moment, the old bustard became vigilant, and felt that Liu Cong was not an ordinary person, so he was anxious to discuss Liu Cong's details, so as to take relative measures and take out the money from his arms.
The old bustard sent the kiln and his sister two pheasants to come forward, and went to Liang Zhu'er Lai Fatzi's side, touching and rubbing, and I don't know if I slept with the two of them, anyway, there was not much time, so I took out Liu Cong's bottom from his two mouths - this big man is called Liu Cong, and he is the master of Jingzhou Zhizhong.
This message was like a bolt from the blue, and the old bustard was so frightened that he sat down on the ground and shouted, "My mother, how can I serve this?" Who knows if the old man came to ask for the lives of my whole family, or to rob my family's property. ”
The old bustard thought that there was nothing to be done here, so he had to take out his housekeeping skills, and decided to bring ten pheasants from the top family to serve Liu Cong: "I don't believe it, old lady, there are cats that don't smell fishy!" Oh, Mom, as long as the governance doesn't harm my family business and makes money, it doesn't matter. ”
In this way, the bustard personally came forward and brought ten pheasants to Liu Cong's private room.
It turns out that the old bustard of this Yichun courtyard is very talented, and he is ingenious for a while, so he gave his stage name to more than a dozen head pheasant chops, the boss called me, the second called them, the third called yes, the fourth is the kiln, and the next word is lined up, respectively, sister, Huanhuan, Yingying, you and you, come, fight, hole.
At this time, Liu Cong was thinking about how to comfort Ma Wu, and when he saw the bustard coming in with a flock of pheasants, he didn't understand her motives for a while, so he looked straight at her.
When he saw the old bustard enter the door, he took the lead and knelt on the ground, looked at Liu Cong, kowtowed three times, and said, "Cheap concubine Ye Yexiang, bring her daughters over to make amends to Master Liu."
The concubine has eyes and does not know Mount Tai, does not know that the lord of Zhizhong has arrived, there is no distance to greet her, and the service is not in place. Capital offense, capital offense. Please forgive me. ”009