Liu Cong just thought of this, and he didn't see which fool came out of the sentence, saying: "You can also chant a spell to mobilize the heavenly thunder!" used the thunder to blow up Fancheng, well, and defeated Lu Xun with the thunder at Sheephorn Pass! ”

Liu Cong said casually: "Hehe, isn't it a god who can mobilize heavenly thunder?" ”

"How dare ——, ask you, Master Liu Zhizhong, where are you reincarnated as an immortal?"

"Ahem! Then I'll tell you. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info I am the reincarnation of the Yuan Shi Tianzun.

He was reincarnated to exterminate Cao Wei Kuang's Han family.

The world has been chaotic for a long time, the world is against the will of heaven, Dong Zhuo, Li Dao, Guo Yan, Zhang Jifan, Sun Quan, Cao Cao, Cao Cao have been in trouble for many years, and now Dong Zhuo, Li Dao, Guo Yan, Zhang Ji, Fan Chou, are dead, and Sun Quan Cao Cao is left. The two of them have done many evils, and they are full of evil, and the heavenly court will not allow them to cause trouble in the world again. That's why he sent me to reincarnate in the world, come down to pacify the two thieves, calm the world, rejuvenate the Han family, and save all people. ”

When Liu Cong said this, he estimated that these fools would behave strangely; Sure enough, as soon as Liu Cong's words were finished, he only heard a chaotic stir, and these guys knelt on the ground, kowtowing with words in their mouths: "I don't know Mount Tai with my eyes, I don't know that the great god is in front of me, there are many offenses, and I hope that the great god will forgive my sins." ”

When Liu Cong saw it, he secretly scolded in his heart: "You have a few handfuls of things, as soon as you say that you are immortals, you will be scared to death!" Originally, they were those who couldn't understand the truth and loved to hear lies! There's really no way to take you. From now on, I really deceived you with lies! ”

When he scolded this, he stood up and comforted them kindly for a while, and persuaded them to continue drinking and talking.

After another glass of wine, Han Yuanlu laughed, laughed for a while, and said to Liu Cong: "Liu Zhizhong, yes, you are Liu Dashen."

A few months ago, the whole city of Chaisang blew up plates, and they all shouted that the lord Sun Quan had invited a god with the surname Liu and his name Liu Dashen.

It is said that the Heavenly Yuan Shi Tianzun was reincarnated in the world to help Eastern Wu defeat the Jingzhou soldiers.

Since then, the lord Sun Quan has enshrined Liu Dashen as the great savior of Eastern Wu, and specially built a villa, named Ziqi Tongtianju, and enshrined the great god here.

No matter how big or small the whole country is in Eastern Wu, our lord Sun Quan is handled according to the instructions of Liu Dashen.

This Liu Dashen did manifest his spirit, and even retired the Jingzhou soldiers, and promised in person that after three months, he would drive the Jingzhou soldiers led by Liu Cong out of the ground of Dongwu and bless the peace of Dongwu forever.

Is there such a thing, Liu Zhizhong? ”

Liu Cong looked at Han Yuanlu's drunken fight, and asked with a contemptuous sneer: "What if it's what, what's not it?" ”

Han Yuanlu continued: "Let's be honest, Liu Zhizhong, I have seen you from afar a few times in Chaisang City, although I didn't see it clearly, but as soon as we met today, I found that you are Liu Dashen.

I wondered, why is our lord so stupid?

At that time, you were mortal enemies, and I heard that you rode a war horse to chase him to Niutou Mountain, forcing him to have no way out, jump into the river to escape, and only left a life.

After more than a month, why doesn't he know you?

I also worship you as a god.

Haha, I heard that even my sister-in-law and sister-in-law are dedicated to you to sleep.

This, this, what's wrong with my father-in-law? ”

The accomplice next to him accosted: "At that time, the fairy clothes worn by Liu Dashen were like immortals, and he spoke reliably, and he did things well. Aren't you happy too? What do you say Since then, Dongwu Tianxi has been peaceful, with the blessing of God Liu. ”

Han Yuanlu retorted: "I just saw Liu Dashen a few times from afar, and I didn't see it clearly. ”

"You understand a fart, it's not Liu Dashen himself who admits it, who would doubt it?"

Han Yuanlu continued: "Hey, don't say that no one doubts. When our lord invited Liu Dashen into the widow's mountain villa to live, he married his sister Sun Shangxiang to Liu Dashen. I also heard that Liu Dashen had already made a child for Daqiao Xiao, and some officials in the Dongwu Yamen found that the signs were not good, and said that 'the Lord is young and ignorant, too shallow in the world, and is confused by the warlock demon way, I am afraid it is not the blessing of Dongwu!' What happened to the end? Liu Dashen also abducted Lu Xun from the last member.

No, Liu Zhizhong led the Jingzhou soldiers to kill again, and conquered Chaisang City. My father-in-law fled to Jianye. Right? Are people right? ”

Liu Cong couldn't help it anymore when he heard this, so he laughed uncontrollably, and the sky was dark when he kept laughing, and the laughter made these fools frightened and at a loss, so he stopped laughing, raised his wine glass and invited: "Oh Yo Yo, I really didn't know that there were such good stories in Chaisang City in Dongwu?" Sun Quan is stupid, how can he trust the Demon Dao Warlock?

Let me tell you, I am Liu Cong in the governance of Jingzhou Yamen, and I am indeed the Heavenly Yuan Shi Tianzun who was reincarnated in the world to exterminate Cao Wei and revive the Han Dynasty.

As for that Liu Dashendao Chai Sang deceived Sun Quan, and also made a child for Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, and took Sun Quan's sister Sun Shangxiang as his wife, these things should not be done by me, not by me.

Hehehe, I feel strange, how can a fairy still like a woman? ”

When Han Yuanlu saw that Liu Cong was talking and approaching him, he widened his eyes and said, "Oh, yes, Lord Zhizhong." Then Liu Dashen, not only made children for Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, but also cleaned up all the maids around him.

lived here for three months, not only for Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, but I heard that even Sun Shangxiang was pregnant.

It is said that fifty-four of the maids have already made a noise and are pregnant with children.

Oh, don't say, this immortal is different from mortals, which of us can create more than fifty children in three months? ”

When Liu Cong heard this, he burst into laughter again. This time, instead of laughing out loud, he laughed out loud, rubbed his nose and said, "I don't believe it anyway."

As far as I know, immortals definitely don't like women; I just like women, and I won't mess around like this, messing around, I have created hundreds of women in three months!

I, Liu Cong, was born by a fairy, why don't I like women?

Besides, I have been married twice, and to this day, neither of the two ladies is pregnant!

Hehe, I don't know who pretended to be a fairy to cheat on food and drink in Soochow. How can you doubt me? ”

These fools believed it, and they all frowned and muttered: "But the statement in Chaisang City is that you Liu Zhizhong pretended to be a great immortal and went to Chaisang City to cheat and drink and deceive women?" ”308

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