In history, how old His Majesty Li Er lived, Guo Ye really knew. {sui}{dream} щ{suimеng[lā} is not because he is a good learner of history, but because he is too easy to remember at this age.

No more, no less, His Majesty Li Er's lifespan is half a hundred and fifty years old.

At the same time, the age of Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty is also very memorable, and his lifespan is only one year and forty-nine years less than him.

I have to say that His Majesty Li Er and Emperor Yang of Sui, although one is the Emperor of the Ages, the other is the Emperor of the Ages. But in fact, there are many similarities between the two.

Of course, Guo Ye will not tell the truth about his age, but it is not okay to tell a complete lie.

Now that he has told a lie, one day His Majesty Li Er will not be dying, thinking of today's events, what should I do if I want to drag him to the funeral in anger

Guo Ye had an idea and said, "Wei Chen saw that it was written that it was ninety-nine years old and half a year. ”

There is a twofold explanation for this, which can be explained as ninety-nine and a half years old; It can also be explained as half of a ninety-nine years old. Even if His Majesty Li Er questioned him, he had something to say.

Of course, he didn't see through Guo Ye's careful thoughts, he repeated: "Ninety-nine years old and half a year"

"Exactly. At that time, Weichen also wanted Zhuo Yuan to help His Majesty change the number of lifespans, but he said that His Majesty was the Son of Heaven, and the number of lifespans was the attention of the Three Realms. Even if it is changed today, it will be discovered by Yama, so I hope Your Majesty will forgive your sins. ”

"It's okay," His Majesty Li Er smiled all over his face and said, "Ninety-nine years old and half a year, half a year is still half a year old." Life is rare for 70 years, and a few of them can live to be 100 years old."

He paced back and forth happily and said, "People often say that the emperor is long live, but how can there be an emperor who lives to live long live." Looking through the history books, there are not many emperors who have lived more than half a hundred. Oops, I didn't expect God to be really kind to me."

He paused for a moment and continued: "This is ninety-nine and a half years old, so I can still be the emperor for a full fifty years for so long, that great unification plan, great unification plan."

Guo Ye knew that this was the effect of his exhortation just now, and His Majesty Li Er had doubts about whether the great unification plan could succeed.

He answered: "There is no need to rush the unification plan. If Your Majesty had wiped out all the vassal states in just a dozen years. The remaining decades have nothing to do, and it's too boring. ”

His Majesty Li Er understood that this was Guo Ye giving himself a step, and said, "You mean that I don't need to act too hastily now, and offend the ministers."

"Exactly, Your Majesty, you are far-sighted and wise to go deep into the sea, and the ministers can't catch up. However, since there are still fifty years to go, why should Your Majesty be in a hurry, it is better to wait for them, and it can be regarded as Your Majesty's friendship with the monarch and ministers. ”

"That Wei Zheng and Kong Yingda"

"They're all smart people. As long as Your Majesty is determined, I think they will not hold Your Majesty back. What's more, in terms of ability, these two are also among the best among the ministers, and it is really a pity to be released to the township like this. ”

If Guo Ye had said these words to His Majesty Li Er at the beginning of today, he might not have been able to listen to it.

However, after some "intimidation" of comparing His Majesty Li Er to Emperor Yang of Sui, he gave him such good news. From a certain point of view, this is also a slap in the face to a sweet date.

His Majesty Li Er's attitude was greatly relaxed, and he said, "Rong Zhen thinks twice. ”

He added another fire and said: "Let Wei Zheng and Kong Yingda reinstate the two adult officials, first, there will be two more good ministers in Datang, which is very beneficial to your unification plan." Second, it is also conducive to the restoration of your reputation. Why wouldn't you do it?"

He pondered for a long time and said, "Having said that, if you come with this, wouldn't it be my rebellion, and where will my face go?"

"This is easy to do, Weichen has a way, not only can not hurt His Majesty's face, but also can reinstate the two adults."

"This kind of thing can also have the best of both worlds" His Majesty Li Er frowned and said, "Recruiting the two of them back means that I did something wrong before." How can it not hurt my face?"

"Well, Your Majesty can completely blame others for the previous mistakes."

"Others, do you mean to say that I have been deceived by other people, this is a way, but I don't know who this person should choose."

His Majesty Li Er's eyes suddenly lit up, and said: "Guo Aiqing, how to choose you From the perspective of identity and status, you have the right back for this black pot."

This also set himself on fire, Guo Ye was embarrassed, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty can't"

"Well, you don't want to, didn't you just say that you are loyal to me, every day can be seen, the sun and the moon can be seen, how can you carry a black pot, you are not willing to carry a black pot"

Guo Yedao: "It's not that I'm unwilling, in fact, Wechen has better candidates"

"Who's the better candidate?"

"Tianfu Monk"

He waved his hand again and again, and said, "What does Monk Tianfu do, he is a prisoner of the imperial court, and he can't see my face at all." How can you bewitch Guo Aiqing, your suggestion is unreasonable. ”

Guo Ye said: "Your Majesty, you listen to me after I finish speaking." In fact, it is not appropriate to say who bewitched you. Because if Your Majesty is bewitched by others, doesn't that just mean that Your Majesty's ears are soft and easy to be swayed by others, which is still not good for your reputation. ”

"So what do you mean?"

"You can say that you are poisoned"

"Poisoning"

"Yes, you said that because you were poisoned by the Tianfu monk, you were confused for a while, and agreed to the resignation of these two adults, there is a way that the open gun is easy to dodge and the hidden arrow is difficult to prevent, and it is secretly poisoned, and it will not damage Your Majesty's reputation at all."

"But the palace is strictly forbidden, how can others believe that I have been poisoned"

"Didn't Wei Chen say it just now, Monk Tianfu thought that at the beginning, Monk Tianfu refined a lot of pills for you, and it contained A Hibiscus. This is a chronic poison, and if you eat it for a long time, it will make people dizzy and act upside down."

"Can anyone else believe this?"

"How can you not believe it, Your Majesty, do you still remember Taoist Qin Ying?"

"Of course I remember, I think he was framed by the Tianfu monk and asked me to send him to the Jiuzhi Mountain Palace. Didn't I follow you as a bodyguard?"

"That's the man. I think that before he was appreciated by His Majesty, he walked on the rivers and lakes, mainly relying on the elixir refined by A Furong to cheat money. Some of these pills are stronger, and some are weaker. If anyone doesn't believe it, let them try the Nine-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill."

"Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill"

"The main ingredient of the Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill is extracted from Ah Hibiscus. As long as you take it for a month, you will be very different from ordinary people. After taking it for two months, the body was covered with scales and itchy all over the body. If you take ninety-nine eighty-one days, you will die."

His Majesty Li Er's face changed greatly, and he said, "This Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill is so vicious."

"This is still a person with good physique who can persist for ninety-nine eighty-one days. If a person with an average constitution will not live for 9981 days at all, as long as it is more than a month, he will be poisoned into his lungs and die."

Guo Ye sighed and said, "In fact, the toxicity of the Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill is the toxicity of A Hibiscus. It's just that Hibiscus is less toxic, and it takes a long time to achieve such an effect. ”

His Majesty Li Er hesitated and said, "When I took those pills, I only felt light and healthy, and I didn't feel any toxicity."

"That's where Fleur's yin comes in. When this substance is first taken, people only see its benefits, but do not see its harm. But after a long time, if you don't eat for a day, you will be depressed and uncomfortable. Only by taking it again can you feel good both physically and mentally. ”

He peeked at His Majesty Li Er's face and continued: "However, that is just an illusion for people, in fact, this thing is harmful to the body. Your Majesty, think about it, whether you were in good health when you first met Monk Tianfu, or when you were in good health at the Immortal Conference."

"This," His Majesty Li Er said, "of course it's before." I thought it was because I was old and my energy was not as good as before, but I didn't expect it to be the effect of those pills. No, I can't eat those pills anymore."

"Eat again you mean"

"Well, it's true. As you said, as soon as the elixir stopped suddenly, I couldn't tell how uncomfortable it was. Therefore, after the Immortal Conference, I was lucky and still taking those pills. ”

"Monk Tianfu actually left so many pills"

"Not really. Before the pill was finished, a little eunuch discovered the prescription for the pill, and I ordered someone to refine some more. ”

Guo Ye's heart moved, and he said, "What is the name of that little eunuch?"

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