Chapter 437: All strategists in the world are cheeky
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"No!" All the generals shouted in unison, which made Sima Yi very satisfied. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Maybe yesterday there were still people who were not convinced by Sima Yi, but now everyone has already obeyed, especially Wen Chou, after being told by Yan Liang for one night, he changed his normal behavior and was very respectful to Sima Yi. Although he is not afraid of death, he does not want to seek death either!
"Please Sima Yi come out and answer!" Pang Tong rode his horse under the city, Ling Tong followed, and the two of them stopped at a distance of 200 steps from the city, and no longer moved forward!
"Pang Shiyuan, what are you looking for me?" Sima Yi poked his head out, but quietly asked the people around him, "Which of you can shoot 200 steps away?" ”
Everyone shook their heads when they heard this, although the people of Jing Xiang were good at shooting, it was not so easy to shoot two hundred steps away. You must know that in the entire 400 years of the Han Dynasty, there are only a handful of people who can shoot 200 steps with a bow and arrow. Of course, this refers to ordinary bows and arrows. Like some large crossbows, it's no longer among them!
"Alas..."Sima Yi sighed, he was very envious of Liu Zhang. Whether it is Zhao Yun, Huang Zhong, or Gan Ning, they can shoot more than 200 steps. He also heard that Huang Zhong and Lu Bu could shoot 300 paces and maintain their lethality. However, he also understood that if Jiangling was really as fierce as Huang Zhong and Lu Bu, Pang Tong would stand three hundred steps away!
"It's nothing, I just want to see the shrunken turtle with the surname Sima!" Pang Tong stood at the foot of the city, and the soldiers of the Cao army at the head of the city seemed to be able to see the disdain and contempt in his eyes.
"Are you talking about Sima Hui? That waste is indeed a shrunken turtle! Sima Yi said with a smile: "It's obviously a member of my Sima family, but I don't want to serve the family, and I went to Chang'an to hold Liu Zhang's stinky feet, not to mention a turtle with a shrunken head, or an out-and-out man who forgets his ancestors!" As for his apprentice, he is not only a waste, but also an idiot, who actually thinks that such a beast is a master! ”
"Oh..."After listening to Sima Yi's words, Cao Jun suddenly realized, and they secretly said in their hearts: "The shrinking turtle that Pang Tong said is not our military advisor, but another surnamed Sima. It's also Pang Tong's fault, why don't you make it clear? ”
Of course, there were also Jingzhou soldiers who knew who Sima Hui was, and their eyes were full of admiration when they looked at Sima Yi. scolded the master in front of the apprentice, and also pointed at Sang and scolded Huai, and didn't even spit out half of the dirty words, this is the level! Looking at Pang Tong again, their eyes were full of pity. However, they were hostile, and all the soldiers secretly said in their hearts: "Who let Pang Tong provoke our military advisor?" He deserves to be scolded! ”
"If Sima Hui's apprentice is an idiot and a waste, then aren't his people even inferior to an idiot, a waste, or a beast?" Although it was his master who was scolded, Pang Tong didn't move at all, if Mr. Feng Yan didn't even have this bearing, he was really not as good as Tsukasa Hu Sima Yi!
"That's not it, so Sima Hui has been expelled from Sima's house! As his apprentice, I don't think Mr. Feng Hina hasn't heard of it! Since learning that Sima Hui disregarded the interests of the Sima family and went to Chang'an to serve, Sima Yi immediately wrote to his father Sima Fang, asking him to check the family tree and remove Sima Hui from the family. Sima Fang listened to his son's request and reasons, and he would not refuse.
"Oh!" Listening to Sima Yi's words, Cao Jun in the city was full of abruptness, and they secretly said in their hearts: "It turns out that the shrunken turtle in Pang Tong's mouth is his own master, and it is difficult for Pang Tong to be so shameless that he actually used his own master to fight the enemy army." Fortunately, our military advisor is shrewd, and he expelled Pang Tong's master from the clan early, otherwise it would be really embarrassing! ”
"Sima Yi, don't change the subject, the shrinking turtle I'm talking about is you!" Pang Tong is not stupid, he found that he was taken to the ditch, and quickly pulled the topic back!
"I'm a shrunken turtle? It should be said that you are a lost dog! Sima Yi laughed and said: "Yesterday, as soon as our army left the city, your troops led the troops to flee, and there was no intention of fighting at all, so there is a kind of don't run!" Yan Liang, Wen Chou, Wei Yan! ”
"The last general!" Listening to Pang Tong and Sima Yi's war of words, they never thought that Sima Yi would suddenly call his name, and the three of them immediately bowed down to receive their orders!
"I will order you to lead your troops out of the city, and whoever makes noise under the city will be beaten to death!" Sima Yi's voice of the order was very loud, and Pang Tong's face was happy when he heard it, but Sima Yi's voice changed and said: "If the enemy army escapes, there is no need to pursue, just go straight back to the city." Even if you pursue, you can't go more than five miles! ”
"The last general obeys!" Wei Yan and the three of them went down to the city, but Pang Tong under the city showed bitterness.
"Sima Yi is really not a Tomb Tiger, no wonder Liu Zhang values him so much, and even gets rid of him quickly!" Pang Tong sighed: "Pass the order, and when Wei Yan and the others leave the city, we will retreat!" ”
"Strategist, why don't we fight?" Ling Tong said: "If our army fights with Cao's army for a period of time, with the recklessness of Yan Liang and Wen Chou, we will definitely forget Sima Yi's orders!" ”
"Of course I do!" Pang Tong smiled bitterly: "But why are we fighting with Cao Jun? Let's just say that Yan Liang, Wen Chou, and Wei Yan are three, and our army can't stop them! At that time, Cao's army has not been defeated, and our army has already been defeated! ”
"Alas..."Ling Tong sighed, how could he not know that the lack of martial arts of generals was Jiangdong's biggest weakness. Of course, this cannot be said that the Jiangdong generals are incompetent. The northerners rode horses, and the southerners rode boats, which was caused by different regions, so in Chinese history, only the Ming Dynasty was the southerners unified the northerners, and the other dynasties were almost all northern to unify the south!
As soon as Wei Yan and the others rushed out of Jiangling City, Pang Tong retreated. The three of them remembered Sima Yi's words, did not pursue at all, and returned to the city directly. Pang Tong ran for a while and returned to the city. Seeing this situation, Cao Jun in the city deeply admired Pang Tong's shamelessness. Sima Yi smiled and said: "Pang Tong, your strategy to lure the enemy has been revealed, do you still want me to fall for the scheme?" I advise you to go back and think of something else! ”
"Sima Yi, you know that let the generals under your command come to die. I am soft-hearted, and I can't bear to see others as your scapegoats, so I avoid it, if you go to war, I will definitely not leave, do you dare to go out of the city to fight with me? Pang Tong stared at Sima Yi closely, ashamed of being exposed without any plan!
"Such an inferior radical method, if I fall for it like this, wouldn't I be as idiot as you?" Sima Yi sighed and shook his head, his face full of helplessness, as if he despised Pang Tong very much!
"If you are afraid of death, you are afraid of death, why bother to say more!" Pang Tong said: "Sima Yi, you really don't dare to fight? ”
"Less noise out there!" Sima Yi sneered: "It's not that I don't dare to fight, but I don't want to fall for your scheme." If you want to hit the morale of our army, you are still a little tender! I was in the mood to deal with you just now, but not now. If you want to fight, I will send men to fight you, and if you don't fight, you will die far away!" Of course, if you want to insult under the city, you can go. I'm tired of going underneath, so let's go rest now! Yan Liang and Wen Chou, the two of you are divided into two shifts to guard the city, no matter what the other party does, you won't have to fight! Bunnag, how about coming with me for a drink? ”
"Obey the orders of the military advisor!" Yan Liang and Wen Chou didn't dare to say much, so they hurriedly responded with their fists and went down to arrange for soldiers to defend the city.
"The military advisor has an order, how can he not obey it?" Wei Yan smiled faintly, stretched out his hand and said, "Strategist, please!" ”
"Please!" Sima Yi smiled and took Wei Yan's hand, and went down to the city with him to drink, and only Sergeant Cao was left at the head of the city.
"Whew..."A gust of wind blew, looking at the empty city, Pang Tong under the city felt a little desolate, he had never encountered this situation. Ling Tong asked with some hesitation, "Strategist, what should we do?" Do you still send people to scold the formation? ”
"What a!" Pang Tong really couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, turned around and ordered: "The whole army obeys the order, follow me back to the camp!" ”
The Jiangdong army tossed for most of the day, and then withdrew to the camp, and Zhu Zhi and others were also called back. Hearing that even Pang Tong failed to lure the enemy, Zhu Zhi and Dong Xi balanced their hearts. It turns out that it is not that our army is too incompetent, but that the enemy is too cunning! Sitting in the handsome position of the Chinese army's big tent, Pang Tong's face was distressed. The generals stood below, not even daring to come out, for fear of disturbing his train of thought.
"You say, how can you insult someone to make them angry?" After pondering and meditating for a long time, Pang Tong had no idea, so he raised his head and asked the generals in the tent to brainstorm.
"Qi Yu military advisor, as the saying goes: When enemies meet, they are very red-eyed. Among the hatred, the most powerful is the hatred of killing the father, the shame of humiliating the mother, and the hatred of taking the wife..."Ling Tong shook his head and said, "Why don't you start from this aspect?" ”
"Sima Yi's father, Sima Fang, is in Shouchun, his mother heard that it has already turned into a pile of dry bones, and his wife is also in Shouchun, what do you say to do? Besides, even if you kill your father, humiliate your mother, or take your wife, you can't save the near fire now! Pang Tong sighed, it seems that there is still a long way to go in the road of training famous generals!
"Uh..." Ling Tong rubbed his chin, looked at the top of the tent, and said a little dejectedly, "The last general has no idea!" ”
"Strategist, I have some ideas!" kept looking at Zhu Zhi at his feet, as if he was reading some kind of military book. He suddenly raised his head with a very strange expression.
"Oh? If you have any ideas, please come quickly! "I'm not afraid of running out of ideas, I'm afraid of not thinking. Zhu Zhi is also a resourceful veteran, and Pang Tong was a little excited when he heard that he had an idea.
"I'm ashamed!" Zhu Zhi smiled bitterly: "There is a gentleman in my family who can't be taught well, but his father is a good man who has never blushed with others in his life. Once, however, I found out that his father was so angry that he chased him with a broom, which was a little strange. You know, that kid eats, drinks, gambles, and has all five drugs, and his father has never been angry! Curious, I stepped forward to ask, it turned out that the kid went to the Qinglou to drink flower wine, but he got drunk and went home wearing the clothes of the Qinglou woman. His father thought that wearing women's clothes was not only an insult to his father and son, but also an insult to his family, and that was why he became angry..."
"Junli is really talented!" Pang Tong smiled: "You mean to give a set of Qinglou women's clothes to Sima Yi?" ”
"It doesn't have to be the clothes of the Qinglou women, the clothes of ordinary women are fine!" Zhu Zhi said with a smile: "Our army is in Jiangling, and it is really impossible to get the clothes of the Qinglou woman, and if you go back to Jiangdong to get it, it will be too troublesome." Find the nearest people to buy a set of bright women's clothes and give it to Sima Yi. If he is angry, he will naturally fight, if he is not angry, even the clothes of the Qinglou woman will not help! ”
"What Jun Li said is very reasonable!" Pang Tong said: "Since this matter is raised by Junli, it is up to you to get a set of women's clothes, and I will give it to Sima Yi!" ”
"This..."Zhu Zhi suddenly had a feeling of wanting to pump his mouth, for so many years, his clothes were prepared by his wife, and he had never bought women's clothes. But when he saw Pang Tong's sharp eyes, he immediately withdrew his words of refusal and hurriedly bowed down to receive the order. With a few pro-soldiers, he found a village where there were still people living in it, Zhu Zhi bought a set of women's clothes, and returned to Pang Tong. It is said that this set of women's clothes is worn by the girl to prepare for marriage, and the red and green are not bright!
The next day, Pang Tong came to Jiangling City again, Sima Yi yawned and walked up to the city and said: "I said Pang Tong, you are also a famous person in Jingxiang, you keep going back and forth like this, you are not annoying!" Give a happy word, if the decisive battle, we will be under this Gangneung City, if you still want to lure the enemy, give me some ambush something, die as soon as possible, where do you come from, where do you go back! ”
"It's not that I don't want to fight, but if you let those reckless men fight me every time, won't you ruin my identity?" Pang Tong smiled and asked, "Sima Yi, do you dare to fight?" ”
"I have a lot of soldiers, why do I need to fight in person?" Sima Yi said: "You want to provoke me to fight so much, don't you have any plans?" Never mind! I don't bother to think that if you don't fight, I'll go back and rest! On the contrary, it is Jiangdong who is unlucky, not us! ”
"Sima Yi, since you don't dare to fight, I'll give you a gift, do you dare to accept it?" Pang Tong smiled and ordered someone to take out a box, which contained the women's clothes.
"If you don't fight, you still have gifts? Not bad! Sima Yi smiled: "Take it to me to see, what kind of good thing is it?" ”
The little school came to the city with the box in his hand, and a basket was placed on the city. Put the box in the basket and someone will hang the box up. Junior Colonel Cao Jun held the box to Sima Yi, but Wei Yan took the box and said with a smile: "Strategist, what the enemy sent, maybe there are some traps, why don't you let me open it and take a look, and then hand it over to you?" ”
"Wen Chang is kind, how can I not appreciate it?" After a meal, Sima Yi had successfully enveloped Wei Yan under his command, and he didn't worry about what Wei Yan would think.
"Then I'll do it!" Seeing that Sima Yi trusted him very much, Wei Yan was very satisfied, and he put the box on the battlements and slowly opened it. When he saw what was inside, his face changed.
"Chief, what is it?" Finding that Wei Yan's face was wrong, Sima Yi was a little puzzled, even if Pang Tong sent a human head, with Wei Yan's heart and surname, it would not change color.
"It's... Strategists should see for themselves! Wei Yan really didn't know what to say, so he directly handed the box to Sima Yi.
"It turned out to be a set of women's clothes!" Sima Yi took the box, and immediately understood Pang Tong's thoughts, and he smiled and said: "I heard that Jiangdong silk is good, since it was given by Pang Tong, it should not be an ordinary product." Wen Chang, unfold this set of women's clothes for me, I want to see how Jiangdong's women's clothes are different from Shouchun's women's clothes! ”
(To be continued)