Chapter 1698: One Coaxing, Two Deception, Three Romance
The beauty wept and was pitiful.
Tears are a woman's greatest weapon.
Chai Xiuxiu cried, Guo Ye suddenly felt that there was no place to put his hands and feet, and said, "Xiuxiu, you ...... You listen to me, but things are not what you think. ”
Zhiru snorted lightly and said, "Flower heart big radish, see one and love one!" It turns out that there is a Tianzhu queen Laga Sriri, if you don't bring it to the house, our sisters can still turn a blind eye. It's good now, you still have to inch in, this time you will bring five, what do we think? ”
Chai Xiuxiu let go of her hand and sobbed: "These women are not fuel-efficient lamps. In terms of posture and appearance, they are all above our sisters, that is, in terms of status, Yang Fengyi and Princess Shanhua are not under the concubines. You like them, and the concubine has nothing to say, so she can only complain about her own miserable life. ”
"How can that work?" Zhiru said: "Sister, you and he are a husband and wife in distress, share weal and woe with him, and give him children!" Now if he dares to have a new person and forget the old person, I, Kang Zhiru, will be the first to refuse! ”
"Alas, it is common for people to make friends and make friends, and to be rich and easy to wives. Now, what can we do as women? ”
The two women sang and harmonized, as if Guo Ye had really become a villain with a bad heart!
Guo Ye understands that these two women are really angry on the one hand! On the other hand, he is also speaking to test his own attitude. If this is dealt with, needless to say, there will be family harmony in the future. But if you don't answer properly, the backyard will really catch fire!
He scratched his head and said, "This ...... Are you exaggerating? Xiuxiu is my wife, even if I am no longer a thing, it is impossible for me to stop my wife and marry another, right? ”
"What do you mean...... My Zhiru is not your wife, so you can bully me casually? ”
"Uh...... Of course not! Zhiru is beautiful and gentle, I don't like it enough all day long, how can I bully you? ”
"That's pretty much it!"
Chai Xiuxiu said: "Isn't the concubine beautiful and gentle?" ”
"All beautiful, all gentle!"
Guo Ye was one head and two big, and secretly sighed, even if he crossed the Tang Dynasty, it was not so easy to open a harem, it seemed that he could only make a big move!
What ultimate? It is referred to as a coax, two deception, and three romances. This is the crystallization of the blood of countless saints in modern society, Guo Ye is fortunate to read it, and it is really invincible to get it to Datang.
Guo Ye hugged the two daughters in his arms and said, "You two are my sweethearts, and I miss them all the time during my mission to Silla." The ancients did not see each other for a day, as if they were ...... every other autumn"
Chai Xiuxiu was unmoved, sneered, and said, "Flim tongue!" Miss? If you miss it, you will miss me five sisters? You can't afford to miss your concubine! ”
Guo Ye said: "Good wife, you can misunderstand me, for my husband's trip to Silla, but I have experienced countless swords and swords......"
Then, Guo Ye told the story of his trip to Silla.
In Guo Ye's mouth, his trip to Silla this time was extremely dangerous. In the country of the elders, he almost lost his life; Under the golden city, he almost died in the midst of all hosts; Not to mention that on the island in the middle of the lake in Shuikou City, Gao Zhiguo suddenly turned against the water, and Yuangai Suwen's army besieged him, and Guo Ye and others died even more!
As for the four beauties of the daily harvest, he mixed them with these thrilling stories, passing by. It was as if he didn't take the opportunity to collect Simei and delay time, and he would be torn apart by Yuangai Suwen's indiscriminate blade, and there would be no place to bury him.
After listening to his experience, Chai Xiuxiu was frightened, and the sullenness in her heart disappeared a lot, and said: "The concubine listened to the rumors outside, and only knew how her husband's trip to Silla was beautiful, but I didn't expect that there were so many hidden secrets." It seems that the concubine is wrong and blames the husband! ”
Guo Yedao: "It's okay, it's hard to be a man, it's even more difficult to be a man, be a ......"
didn't wait for him to finish pretending, Chai Xiuxiu said again: "The matter of Sun Xiaoxiao, Yuan Ruoshuang and Shangchuan Meizi, the concubine can not be investigated." But how can the husband explain the matter of Princess Shanhua and Yang Fengyi? ”
"Uh...... That's another heart-wrenching story......"
If it is said that the explanation of the four beauties of daily harvest, what Guo Ye said is basically in line with the facts. So explain the matter of Princess Shanhua and Yang Fengyi, he is completely nonsense.
According to what he said, Princess Shanhua would have died of bleeding all over her body without the nourishment of a man. Brother Guo is completely benevolent, and he silently thinks in his heart that saving people's lives is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, so that he can do a good thing with Princess Shanhua. As for Yang Fengyi, it became the key for everyone to escape from Pyongyang City. Yang Fengyi threatened everyone's lives, and Guo Ye had to take him as a concubine.
Zhiru rolled her eyes after hearing this, and said, "Husband, why do I think what you said is so unreliable?" People Yang Fengyi wants to have good looks and identity, I don't know how many young talents think about it day and night, why can't they think about it so much, they have to die and beg to marry you? When did your charm become so great? ”
"You don't understand this? Who is our little brother Guo? Known as young and golden, handsome, chic, graceful, gentle and affectionate, brave and invincible, jade-faced Xiaolangjun, how many women's dream lovers? Yang Fengyi fell in love with me at first sight, and she couldn't extricate herself from love, so it was normal for her to marry me. ”
Chai Xiuxiu was a little dizzy when she heard his super nonsensical boasting, and said, "Okay, even if you are really that...... Jade-faced Xiaolangjun, Yang Fengyi has a big chest and no brains, and she really likes you. The princess of Shanhua has to be detoxified by men, but the concubine has never heard of such a thing. ”
Guo Ye said: "The head of the Five Spirits Dao is a person with mana, and the refined Tsubaki medicine is of course not ordinary. When a woman eats that medicine, it's really red-faced, and she thinks about it, and she ...... when she sees a man."
As he spoke, Guo Ye's hands were not honest, and he hugged his second daughter while going up and down. Guo Ye has been on mission for more than a year. Chai Xiuxiu and Zhiru have been absent for a long time, where can they withstand such teasing? Suddenly, as if he had been drugged, he was dizzy and panting, as for what Guo Ye said and how unreasonable it was, they were all left behind......
Guo Ye was also quite emotional, and said: "After a long absence, we are newlywed, let's still talk about what are you doing, it's better to have a queen and two queens here......"
Zhiru's eyes were like silk, and she answered a good word softly!
Chai Xiuxiu guarded the first line of Qingming on the spiritual platform, and said, "Here...... But...... This is the flower hall ......."
"Flower Hall? Also flower trail! The flower path has not been swept by guests for a long time, and the Pengmen has been opened for you now......"
Just when Guo Ye was about to brazenly announce the daytime, a little maid ran in, "Ah~~", hurriedly protected his eyes, and said: "Qin Guogong, the maid didn't see anything......"
As soon as Guo Ye's hand was released, Chai Xiuxiu took the opportunity to break free, said, "I'll go see the child's ......" and then ran out of the door in a panic!
Zhiru was quite unsatisfied, but Chai Xiuxiu was gone, and she didn't want to eat alone, so she had to say: "Husband, let's go to the slave's room tonight......" After speaking, Zhiru also left gracefully!
Guo Ye was ruined, his mood was very unhappy, and he said in a deep voice: "What are you doing here?" What's going on? ”
"Qin Guogong, it's not that the servant is troublesome, there are really guests who come to worship, and the servant has to..."
"Guests? Who is so blind? ”
"It is said to be your best friend, surnamed Ma ......"
"Ma Zhou, Ma Yuanju?"
"Looks like that's the name!"
"Please let him in! No...... I'm going to greet it personally! ”
Ma Zhou and Ma Yuanju have extraordinary significance for Guo Ye.
He is not only Guo Ye's former colleague in Longxi, but also a great benefactor who has the grace of knowing Guo Ye. Above the court, he is a hardcore supporter of Guo Ye. If there is a "Guo Party" in the imperial court, Ma Zhou is definitely the backbone of it.
Strangely, at this outskirts ceremony, it seems that Ma Zhou has not been seen. This guy was first the Zhongshu Ling, and then the Yin of Chang'an Mansion, and he was also a well-known figure in the court, how could he not be qualified to attend the suburban welcome ceremony? Could it be that he has lost his official position and resigned? Now I'm in a hurry to find myself, is I here to ask for help?
The Mansion of the State of Qin, the middle door is wide open!
Guo Ye walked a few steps to the door, only to see that Ma Zhou's figure was getting thinner and thinner, and although the robe on his body was cleanly washed, the material was very ordinary, and he was suspected of being a fat man with a swollen face!
"Brother Ma, you...... How did you end up in this field! Say, who bullied you, I'll give you anger! Guo Ye said indignantly.