Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Wooden Fish Is Cooked
At the gate of the palace, Li Ran changed, and saw a wooden pig-headed cart appear in front of Li Fatzi; Just when Li Fatzi was dumbfounded, Li Ran snapped his fingers, and he heard a loud song sounding in the car: "Bajie, Bajie, the heart is not bad, Bajie, Bajie, stupid and cute......."
Li Fatzi yelled at Li Ran angrily: "Li Ran, you play with me, I will fight with you."
Seeing Li Fatzi standing in place and shouting, Li Ran was very proud, and then said to Li Lizhen: "Lizhen, let's go, don't get in the way of the pig's head."
Li Li glanced at Li Fatzi sadly, and then followed Li Ran away, leaving only the very injured Fatman Li in place.
In front of the gate of the Xiaoyao Palace, Li Ran pulled Li Lizhen and just stepped into the door, when he saw Li Fu coming over.
Li Fu saluted the two of them and said, "Lord Wang, the head catcher of Jingzhao Mansion came over and said that the Qian couple had been rescued."
Li Ran nodded, but didn't care; Seeing this, Li Fu continued: "Lord Wang, the eldest prince left the palace with the maid today, saying that he was going out for a walk."
"I know, I asked him to do something for me; Today at noon, get some dishes that you like, and if it's okay, then be it."
In the ancient and modern courtyard, Li Ran took Li Lizhen's hand and walked in, but looking at the empty courtyard, Li Ran said depressedly: "What about Wanrong? ”
While talking, her consciousness was out of her body, and she soon saw Xiao Wanrong chatting with Sixiang Siguo, and the conversation was still a meeting to recruit relatives.
Li Ran withdrew his consciousness without eavesdropping, no one is good, you can talk about life and ideals with Li Lizhen; The heart will only act, Li Ran closed the door of the courtyard, pulled Li Lizhi and walked into his room.
At the gate of the palace, Li Fatzi looked at the pig-headed cart in front of him sadly, whether to drive back is the most tangled thing for Li Fatzi now; Let's go, but when he thinks of that ugly song, he has the urge to smash the car; But if he doesn't open it, he can't keep it here now; After thinking about it for a long time, I had to shout to a guard at the door: "That's you, come here."
The guard immediately ran over: "I don't know what the prince commands?" ”
"Help the king to drive this chariot to the king's house."
"Lord Wang, the last general is the goalkeeper, and he can't leave his post without permission."
"Well said, hahaha, not bad, not bad".
The guard armor saluted to the visitor: "See the Cheng Guogong."
"Well, you go, I'll come here", Cheng Yanjin said to the guard, and then said to Li Fatzi: "Lord Wang, why don't you let Lao Cheng drive for you, how about it?" ”
Li Fatzi was a little hesitant when he arrived, he was still very jealous of Cheng Biting Jin's behavior, not afraid of others, but afraid of his old ** behavior; You said that this car let the old ** drive, in case he drove home directly, not to mention, this thing Cheng Cheng really did it.
Just when Li Fatzi hesitated, Cheng Yanjin had already gotten into the car and hung up gear; Li Fatzi was taken aback, and then said angrily at the pig-headed cart: "Damn, don't you have the function of recognizing the master, how can you let others drive it."
"I'm sorry, the car has not yet recognized the owner, the first person to get on the car is the owner of the car."
Cheng Yanjin looked at the wooden pig's head car in front of him magically: "Good girl, you still have the function of recognizing the master, it's just too awesome, tsk, now recognize me as the master, is it mine."
"Cheng Guogong, you are a robber, this car was given to me by Li Ran."
"Lord, this car is destined for me, you still want another one from the prince of Xiaoyao, go."
The pig's head cart started running, and immediately there was a singing: "Bajie, Bajie, the heart is not bad, Bajie, Bajie, stupid and cute......".
Looking at Cheng Biting Jin, who ran out of the palace gate, Li Fatzi said angrily: "Damn, old **, you are coming to my car."
"No, you can't just forget it, that's what I finally want to get to, go to the Xiaoyao Palace."
In the ancient and modern courtyard, in Li Ran's house, Li Ran just wanted to taste the taste of red apples with Li Lizhi in his arms, and Li Fu's voice came from his waist: "Lord, King Wei is visiting."
"Let him in", Li Ran wondered, didn't this car already be given to him.
Li Lizhi blushed and broke away from Li Ran's embrace: "Why is the third brother here?"
"Whatever", Li Ran hugged Li Lizhi again, and then kissed him; Thinking that the third brother was about to come over, Li Lizhi struggled a little embarrassed, but then stopped struggling.
Three or five minutes later, the two walked out of the room, and then saw that Li Fatzi was already there; When Li Fatzi saw Li Liqing, he immediately said to Li Ran: "Brother Ran, what did you do to my sister?" ”
Li Li's face turned red, but Li Ran said as if she had nothing to do: "What, what."
"Brother Ran, I despise you, although you are engaged at first sight, but my sister is still young, how can you do this."
"What nonsense are you talking about".
"Where am I talking nonsense, look, my hair is messed up, you still dare to say that I am talking nonsense; No, I must tell the queen mother about this."
"Fatty, just say anything, why do you want to do this, you really don't blush."
"Brother Ran Mingjian, didn't you give me a car, before I got on it, I was robbed by Cheng Guogong, who just came in time; So, so please help me come".
"Go, tell the goblin, I'll give it to you."
"I've already said it, but Cheng Guogong doesn't take you seriously at all."
"Yes, it seems that this goblin's guts are fattened."
At this moment, Li Fu's voice came from Li Ran's waist again: "Lord Wang, Cheng Guogong is visiting with three young masters of the Cheng family."
"Let them in."
"Brother Ran, look at how arrogant the Cheng family is, this is how strong my car is, and now you are here again."
Li Ran glanced at Li Fatzi with disdain: "Your shamelessness has risen to a new realm, let's name this realm."
"Yes, I think so too, but what's the best name?"
"It's better to take your name as a name, so that you can be famous through the ages."
"Ahem, forget it, but you must be in charge of me."
Cheng Yanjin took the three brothers of Cheng to the ancient and modern courtyard: "Shangxian, the little demon wants to kill you."
"Aren't you in Tuyuhun, why did you come back?"
"Tuyuhun that small place, with the things given by the immortals, this is not very simple to take down, now, there is Mao Gong there to watch, there is no little demon business, so the little demon is back."
"How many captives have you brought back?"
"Tens of thousands".
Li Ran suddenly changed the subject: "What's going on with the fat man's car?" ”
"Oh~, didn't King Wei find someone to help him drive, I helped him drive, but after getting in the car, the car recognized me as the master; I thought, isn't this my fate with the car, so I drove home; But I remembered that this was given to the king of Wei by the prince, so I wanted to return the car to the king of Wei, so I drove to the prince and asked the prince to relieve the one who confessed the lord."
"Fatty, the car has been unwinded, you can drive away", Li Ran said to Li Fatzi.
The matter is solved, and Fat Li is not in a hurry to leave now: "Don't worry, I'll sit for a while."
Li Ran didn't care about him, turned his head to Cheng Yanjin and said: "Goblin, after going to court tomorrow, tell Li Er to hurry up, why are you so inky when you do something; This is just a Tuyuhun, and Gao Chang, and that Turk, he doesn't want it."
Li Fatzi on the side said: "Ahem, Brother Ran, I received news about this, after the recruitment conference of your Xiaoyao Palace, the imperial examination will be held on October 1."
"In this way, I remember that there seems to be a plant called white stack in that place in Gaochang."
Cheng Biting Jin's eyes lit up: "What does the prince think?" ”
Li Ran said unhurriedly: "Actually, there is another saying, called cotton, and the biggest role of this cotton is to make clothes; I happen to have a machine for removing seeds and a machine for weaving."
Cheng Biting Jin is worthy of being an old **: "Lord, I think that the country of Gaochang is poor and backward, so I think that it is still up to the Tang Dynasty to lead the people of Gaochang, please rely on backward knowledge, learn advanced culture, and of course, make the best use of things, and can't let them destroy the heavens."
Li Fatzi followed and said: "Yes, what Cheng Guogong said is very reasonable, and the younger brother thinks that it is best for Cheng Guogong to handle this matter."
Seeing Cheng Yanjin's somewhat reluctant appearance, Li Fatzi spoke again: "I remember that Brother Ran said that as long as you contribute more to the people of the country, Brother Ran will be rewarded."
Cheng Biting Jin immediately said righteously: "What King Wei said is that it is just a small Gaochang, and I will clean it up by myself, how can I not do it."
Seeing the two of them talking shamelessly, Li Ran said very unhappily: "Enough, goblin, you still tell me why you came here."
"Ahem, Lord Wang, look, didn't I Lao Cheng knock Tuyuhun down?"
"And then"
"Is there any reward?"
"Oh~, what reward do you want?"
"I think it's a good car."
"How many do you want?"
"Not much, just four or five."
"Four or five, well, take it as compensation for your disturbing my good deeds, take it."
"What, what, there's something, okay, the old minister will be here soon", Cheng Yanjin looked at Li Liqing, and then said a few words as if he was talking to someone, and then said to Li Ran: "Lord Wang, the emperor has recruited me, and I will leave first if I have something to do."
Seeing his father fleeing, the three brothers of Cheng Chuhei also hurriedly withdrew; Seeing this, Li Ran then looked at Li Fatzi.
Seeing this, Li Fatzi said to Li Ran: "Brother Ran, you can take it easy, if my queen mother knows, I can't spare you."
"Roll".
Li Lizhi looked at Li Ran pitifully with a red face: "Brother Immortal, you won't do anything to me, right?"
"No, it's just that the wooden fish is cooked, and the fairy brother will take you to see it."