In Yong'an Palace, Li Er chatted and farted with a group of civil and military people in the court, the eunuchs and palace maids were busy dressing up the festive atmosphere, and there was a hearty laugh from time to time in the hall, and I didn't know what they were talking about.

Li Er sat on the dragon chair and stroked his beard, "Guess what, what delicious food will the national teacher bring today?" ”

When it comes to eating, many people's Adam's apple fluctuates up and down, although it is commonplace for hawkers to bring things in modern times, but for the Tang Dynasty people who lack taste buds, it is nothing less than a delicacy in the world.

The eldest grandson Wuji put his hands in his sleeves, shyly said on his stomach, "I guess there must be cold beef, you say it's weird, the national teacher's surname is Niu, it stands to reason that he shouldn't eat beef, but he has a grudge against the cow, there must be beef if there is a banquet"

Xiao Yu is old, and the old mind reacts quickly, and the Weishui time is that he didn't dare to ask for beer for a while, and then he said, "The eldest grandson is wrong, just because his surname is Niu, so he is close to the cow, do you think this meat is closer than putting it in the stomach?" ”

Hahaha....Hearing Old Man Xiao explain like this, everyone present laughed, just when the vendor came in from the door, he heard people talking about beef and meat from a distance, and he didn't have to guess to know that he was talking about himself, "Who is arranging me there?" ”

Li Eryi pointed at the peddler, "Hehe, Cao Cao Cao will be here, take a look, let you say bad things behind your back, you will be heard, Dabao don't mind, everyone is just joking, how are the things prepared?" ”

The hawker raised his middle finger to the courtiers on both sides, with a look of contempt, although everyone didn't understand what this meant, but they knew by looking at the hawker's expression that it was not a good thing, so many people raised their middle fingers at the hawker. Decided to treat others in the same way as others, looking at so many middle fingers. The peddler leaned in and miscalculated. There are many families!

Seeing the hawker's deflated appearance, there was a burst of laughter in the court, and the hawker was annoyed and angry, "I see who laughs again, and there will be no alcohol to drink after laughing for a while."

Li Er stretched out his hand to signal everyone not to laugh, "Dabao, have you brought anything delicious, let's get some mats for everyone first."

I was just ridiculed, how can the vendor let you eat good things so easily" Yes, there are more good things, but I don't know anything. Today is Your Majesty's banquet for civil and military officials, but why did I buy this thing, of course, I have no problem buying it, did Your Majesty give the money first? ”

Li Er covered his face, came again, everyone secretly ate and laughed, and the whole Datang dared to ask for money in front of Li Er, and Li Er was speechless, "Okay, the money will be given to you when the banquet is over." Let's give it to everyone to taste, right? “

When he heard that there was money to give, the vendor was happy, "Okay, it's easy to say anything if someone gives money, but it's not good to put it aside to eat." Why don't we borrow the emperor's place, it's warm."

Li Er nodded, "It's okay, then let's go" A group of people moved to the Baoguang Palace. Old man Li curled up on the sofa and watched TV, while the two palace maids next to him knelt on the carpet and knocked the old man's legs. There are also two concubines snuggling up to their sides and feeding fruit in their mouths, so the small life is not too comfortable.

Hear movement at the door. The two concubines hurriedly got up, and the old man turned his head, and at a glance he saw the peddler's thief-eyed face, "Hello old man, didn't bother you, right?" ”

The old man beckoned, "Come here, come here, no one is playing, you are here, play with me"

The peddler shook his head, "That's not good, there are a lot of people in the back, everyone is here to greet you" After speaking, the vendor beckoned to the door, "Come in, the emperor is not wearing clothes, come and see"

Old Li Tou snorted, Li Er was the first to push open the door and come in, and secretly hammered the hawker, and the emperor dared to make jokes, and bowed to the old man, "See my father"

Lao Li waved his hand, "Excuse me, come and sit down, why did you remember to come to me today?" ”

Li Er replied seriously, "It's the New Year, come and pay a New Year's greeting to my father, and wish my father a prosperous and boundless life."

"Let's not fix that empty thing, let's avoid it"

The peddler hurriedly jumped out, "That's it, what are you doing with all those empty things, if it weren't for this warmth, you could come?" yes, old man."

Li Yuan looked at the hawker and smiled, Li Er's face turned red, and the other courtiers who followed up were all amused by the hawker, but because of Li Er's face, he couldn't hold back his smile and saluted Old Man Li one by one.

The vendor poured the things into the kitchen, anyway, the kitchen was open, and the things were put on the table and it was over, "Hey, the smokers and drinkers came and got it themselves, and there will be no more when it's late."

The hawker didn't finish shouting, and a few generals who had been staring at him rushed up, damn, things that don't cost money, don't hurry up and grab them, one or two don't look like a lord at all, stuffed in his pocket, in his mouth and in his arms, Li Er was frightened when he saw it, this is all his horse is my money!

Fortunately, the things prepared by the hawker were grabbed for a while to see if they couldn't finish grabbing them, so they lost their interest, and they wandered around Old Man Li's house after taking enough for themselves for a while.

Li Er pulled the peddler and said, "Come and help me find that good-looking TV"

The peddler took the snow rice cake in his mouth, knelt on the ground and pulled Old Man Li's CD, and took out a disc with a hero written on the cover and put it on the DVD.

Hero movie, the hawker can't understand it, find a corner where no one pulls out the walkie-talkie, "Yue'er, what are you doing?" ”

It took a long time for the other side to reply, "Playing mahjong with the queen, where did you die?" ”

"What do you say about the New Year's Eve dead or alive, if I want to die, I must die in your arms"

Several other people who played mahjong with Li Yue'er covered their mouths and snickered, this national teacher, his true temperament, Li Yue'er also blushed, "What are you talking about, don't look for me if it's okay"

"There's something, there's something, you guys will come to Baoguang Hall after playing mahjong, I brought you some snacks, if you don't come, it's gone."

"It's gone, it's gone, who is rare" After speaking, Li Yue'er put the walkie-talkie aside, ready to continue playing mahjong, but the three card friends stopped "Yue'er, you are not rare in the national teacher's dim sum, we are rare, if you don't go, we can go, sisters, let's go, grab food"

Wow, for a while, the concubines who played cards were all dispersed, leaving Li Yue'er alone dumbfounded, and after a while, Li Yue'er also stood up, "Hmph, I'll go too"

A group of warblers and warblers flew to Old Man Li's Baoguang Hall like butterflies wearing flowers, and when they pushed the door, the eldest grandson led the way to see that there were so many people in the room, and covered his mouth, "Wow, it's all here"

Those who were close to the door saw that it was the queen, and hurriedly bowed and saluted, and the others came back to their senses from the plot when they heard the movement, and they all saluted, and the eldest grandson was not good to disturb Li Er and the emperor, so he went to salute and found a hawker.

After finding it, he carried the peddler's ear, "Dabao, openly molesting the royal children, do you know what crime you have committed?" ”

Knowing that the eldest grandson was joking, the hawker also cooperated, "Sister-in-law, you lightened, it fell off, and I won't dare to do it again."

The eldest grandson let go, "Count you as acquaintances, by the way, you said you brought snacks, what about the things?" “

The vendor pointed to the kitchen, "Over there, no, I have prepared a better one for you, let's go to the conference room, I'll take it out for my sisters-in-law."

The eldest grandson stepped on the peddler's feet, it really hurt now, and the hawker found out that the eldest grandson was actually wearing high heels, no need to ask if it must have been taught by Li Yue'er, no wonder the eldest grandson pulled his ears so easily today, it turned out that his height had increased.

In the conference room, the women's special snacks were taken out, which made the women happy, Li Yue'er was late, and she didn't speak when she met, and pinched it hard for a while before relieving her anger.

The vendor waited for her to pinch and was comfortable, with a cheap look on her face, "Yue'er, it's comfortable, let's go and make dumplings" (to be continued.) )