Chapter 0022. Good men are hard to find
"The eldest husband should strive for self-improvement, serve the country, seal the wolf and return to the throne, the champion of Yunei, this is my Li Jingye's lifelong pursuit. [This site has a new domain name. The initials, the previously registered account can still be used]" One hand stabbed the horizontal knife high, the other hand pinched the waist, and deliberately puffed out all the muscles of the body, but unfortunately he was wearing a silk robe, and if he changed into a set of armor, it would be more imposing.
The language is heroic enough, but the expression on his face is ****, Li Jingye looked at Gao Yang with glowing eyes just like when he watched a movie, his two eyebrows lewdly raised upward, and he said to Gao Yang expectantly. "Your Royal Highness, Princess Lamb, are your courtiers' ambitions ambitious enough?"
That expression, I almost didn't say directly Her Royal Highness the princess, the buddy is a macho man, hurry up and fall under the buddy's big pants!
The pretty face turned green, resisting the urge to vomit, Gao Yang and the three girls nodded with difficulty, which suddenly made this coquettish guy even more nervous, rubbing the bright Tang Hengdao drew a circle in front of the four girls, and immediately let the four girls be clever, picked up a wine jug with his left hand, waved the knife forward, and raised the wine jug to his mouth, Li Jingye put a classic poss again, and said loudly.
"Your Royal Highness Princess Lamb, a few young ladies, Your Majesty has recently learned the sword, how about dancing to Your Highness now?"
"Li Gongzi is at his own convenience." Quietly moved a short distance behind, Li Lingqiao nodded with a smile and agreed, and suddenly Li Jingye seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, and said with excited eyes. "In that case, the minister is ugly!"
Gollum poured a big mouthful of grape wine, his eyes were full of peach blossoms, Li Jingye held a horizontal knife and began to dance with a drunken sword starter, worthy of the British Gong Li Ji's species, Li Jingye swordsmanship is really a bit of a tiger and a tiger, stabbing before and after, sweeping left and right, the cold light dispersed into a ball, and after a while, he paused to take a sip of wine, quite the wind of Taibai Sword Fairy.
The question is, is this what to do on a blind date?
A cold light was brushed, half of the watermelon in front of Gao Yang was stunned, and a string of candles on the other end was even more early, and the broken candle head of uneven length was sprinkled with candle tears, and a cold sweat flowed out of Li Ling's delicate forehead when he saw it, and he shivered and pulled Li Jie, who was yawning boredly on the side, and his pink lips didn't dare to move, and he squeezed out a sentence in a whisper.
"Brother, shall we escape?"
"Run?" After a second glance at the sword dance, Li Jingye felt good about himself, yawned again, Li Jie recoiled to the table, took an orange and put it on the soup spoon, and then quickly slapped the spoon handle, and bang, the orange drew a perfect parabola in the air, and smashed it on Li Jingye's wine jug.
Boom~ The wine pot slipped down, and with half a pot of grapes, it smashed firmly on Li Jingye's face, and he couldn't catch it off guard and was blinded by the wine, and Li Jingye was a forward pounce, and the sharp Tang knife cut tofu generally cut through the wooden partition wall of the private room, and I don't know what the guest was scared of, anyway, this Li Jingye let go and hit the metal ornaments of the copper clothes pole candlestick next to him.
Ding Ding Bang for a while, was pressed under a large pile of metal decorations, his eyes were confused, Li Jingye was confused with foaming at the mouth, clapped his hands and walked over leisurely, opened Li Jingye's eyelids, and after seeing the white eyes below, Li Jie snapped his fingers easily. "Finish the work, come here, send General Li Lang back to the barracks, and tell General Li Ji that Brother Jingye's swordsmanship still has some flaws, and it still needs to be refined."
"Whoa." After two promises, the two rangers who came in at the door dragged poor Li Jingye out of the door, pulling the four listless girls, Li Jie also shook his head and went out, and asked with a smile while walking. "Sister, how about this?"
Ignoring it, Gao Yang answered directly with action, took Li Jingye's sketch, tore it to pieces with two brushstrokes, and threw it aside.
"Oh my God, it's so hard to get a good man! The dashing love goes to wander in the wind, and the handsome and mighty IQ is not good, either he doesn't care about his family, or he is the machismo you said, if you want this palace to see his face, no way! Angrily flipping through a large number of sketches, Gao Yang screamed depressedly.
It's been a few days in a row, and Li Jie is also numb with him, and he waved his hand without jumping his eyelids and said. "Then the next one, I hope the next one is a good man who doesn't drink or gamble, and is handsome and kills and takes care of his family."
"The next one is ......" also listless, Li Xueyan lazily picked up a large sketch, looking at the portrait, her heart jumped suddenly, and she quickly turned the page, and her pretty face was unconsciously smeared with a touch of Feixia and said with a little emptiness. This is not good, it is definitely not suitable for Gao Yang's sister. ”
"Maybe, maybe it's my sister's true destiny." Looking at Li Xueyan's shy appearance, it seemed that he had guessed it, Li Jie joked with a smile, which caused Gao Yang and the two girls to also probe curiously, and quickly hid the portrait in his sleeve, Li Xueyan stomped her little feet angrily, and shouted a little hysterically.
"I just can't say no!"
"Good, good, if it doesn't work, it won't work." Don't force her too much, who knows what she can do when a woman is hairy, Li Jie also smiled and diverted the topic and asked. "Who's next?"
Facing Gao Yang, Tang Yi and Li Ningsi looked at each other suspiciously, their pretty faces became more and more ruddy, and Li Xueyan looked at the next one in a panic. "Li Yexu, the eldest grandson of Li Jing, the Duke of Weiguo."
"What? My brother? All of a sudden, Li Ningsi couldn't care about her curiosity, it would be her turn to stomp her little feet depressedly and mumble.
"My brother is absolutely not good, I know him too well, one day he is crazy, except for grandpa ordering him to be normal when he is studying, he has nothing to do, he pulls a group of children to play polo and plays endlessly, and when he is crazy, he doesn't know how to go home, grandpa and he are going to be angry."
Speaking of polo, Gao Yang's eyes lit up and he said excitedly. "Hey, it's good to be able to play, just so you can play with me in the future, and then I can still be your sister-in-law, you must go and see!"
"Yes, you should go and see, Li Langjun is also famous in Chang'an." successfully distracted the attention of the three girls, Li Xueyan also agreed unwillingly, and seemed to have a good impression of the Li family's brother, Tang Yi Xiaonizi also nodded approvingly, and finally Li Jie simply slapped the board and said casually. "Then go ahead."
Of the four people, three agreed, and Li Ningsi had to nod depressedly and mutter. "Just go, but don't regret it."
The carriage was lifted out of the backyard, and a few girls were helped to get into the car, Li Jie also turned over on the horse, and was just about to leave, when suddenly there was a loud sound of hooves behind him, and he turned his head a little strangely, Li Jie's face suddenly changed greatly, and he hurriedly turned the horse's head and rushed to the front of the galloping cavalry, and asked in surprise. "Luzhu, why are you here?"
Obviously not suitable for horseback riding, the round pretty face of the green beads was bumped into a tired red frost, and the sweat dripped, and the elegant red cotton palace dress on the body was also half wet, sticky on the body, and the half fruit **** was covered with a layer of oil paint, and the appearance of temptation was easy to make people think about it, but I couldn't care about Li Jie's direct gaze, and said anxiously as soon as he saw the green beads.
"His Royal Highness fled Honglu for three days, tomorrow is His Royal Highness's coming-of-age ceremony, just now His Majesty came to Honglu Temple in person, and found that His Royal Highness was not there, and he was already very angry, Niangniang asked me to hurry up and summon His Highness back to the palace!"
"My mother asked you to come?" This time Li Jie suddenly had a headache, usually Concubine Yang is very spoiled by the three brothers, but now she has come forward, indicating that Li Shimin's anger has reached the level of a volcanic eruption, imagining the appearance of his cheap father blowing his beard and staring, Li Jie touched his ass with palpitations.
"That's right, Niang Niang said, Your Highness ......"
"Okay, I got it!" waved his hand to stop the green beads, but Li Jie urged the horse forward, and affectionately took out a handkerchief to wipe the sweat for the green beads.
"Wait a minute." With a command, Li Jie depressedly urged the horse back to the carriage, and helplessly spread his hands at the four small brain melons that poked out. "Your brother and I are in trouble, and I can't accompany you to a blind date."
"It's important to get down to business, Jiurou, go quickly." Li Xueyan nodded reasonably, but Gao Yang's little face became bitter, and he said with palpitations. "Then, what if you meet Li Lang again and will be so superb?"
Thinking of Li Jingye, who had just crawled out of the barracks and was about to go crazy when he saw the beautiful girl, the four girls shivered together, seeing this scene, Li Jie also scratched his head with a headache, and said tentatively. "Do you want Lao Liu to accompany you?"
Before a few girls could say anything, Scar Liu first shook his head with a shudder, and said sadly with an ugly face. "Boss, just spare me, accompanying Her Royal Highness the princess on a blind date is a delicate job, how can I do it?"
In the past few days, I have met a group of sour and talented literati, Scar Liu Ke can't read a basket of words, and Zihu can also hear that his head is big, and he would rather stay outside than go in the next few times, which makes him the main force, and it is estimated that it is more uncomfortable than killing him.
Wang Wei on the side was eager to pat his chest, but looking at this guy's chicken-like figure, it is estimated that Li Yexu will be confused about where he will be with a fist after such a martial artist, Li Jie also shook his head secretly, and when he was helpless, suddenly a familiar big figure on the opposite side of the street rode over slowly, and Li Jie was immediately overjoyed.
"Hey, Brother Fang, wait."
I don't know what I'm thinking about, Leng Buding was interrupted, Fang Yiai raised her head depressedly, and when she saw Li Jie, she was even more depressed, and said helplessly. "His Royal Highness King Shuo, this minister still has official business to do, and if you drink, you really can't do it today."
Originally, the old man Fang Xuanling was strict, Li Jie's wine was mostly spirits, and he didn't know why the dignified King Shuo was so enthusiastic when he saw him, and he originally helped King Wei to win over foreign aid and made this loyal Wei Wang Party very happy, but after being drunk a few times and repaired by Old Man Fang a few times, Fang Yiai saw Li Jie, and his head was big.
Listening to Fang Yiai's shirk, Li Jie also scratched his head in embarrassment and muttered helplessly. "That's it, the little brother was also in trouble, I was afraid that the little sister would be bullied, and I wanted to ask the brother to help, so I'll think of a way."
"Little sister? Princess Goyang? Listening to Li Jie's muttering, Fang Yiai suddenly became clever, patted his chest fiercely and shouted. Who dares to bully Her Royal Highness Princess Gaoyang, you must first step on my Fang Jun's corpse, Your Royal Highness King Shuo, you can rest assured that Your Royal Highness the Princess has entrusted it to her subordinates, and she will definitely be guaranteed not to be wronged at all! Go all the way! ”
Listening to Fang Yiai's solemn words as if he had taken an oath, Li Jie scratched his head very awkwardly. Why does that sound so weird?