Chapter 089 Ten Beauties
When Liu Cong said this, Lu Su opened his mouth, only to see him crying and saying with a sad face: "Respected Liu Zhizhong, I was ordered to send an envoy to discuss state affairs, so as to achieve an eternal reconciliation between the two families of Jingzhou and Eastern Wu, and to deal with Cao Cao's revival of the Han family.
However, Liu Zhizhong put forward such a condition, which is not an attitude of negotiation at all.
The contemptible people suggested that Liu Zhizhong should be more serious in everything and have a more serious attitude.
Our negotiation is related to the Jingzhou and Dongwu families for thousands of generations, so the contemptible people reminded Liu Zhizhong and asked Liu Zhizhong to lower his requirements, otherwise, the negotiations could not be carried out. ”
When Liu Cong heard this, he smiled secretly in his heart, he knew that Lu Su would not do it according to the conditions, so he said: "It's okay, it's not easy for your envoy to make an envoy, I will fulfill your request, I said, Zijing, as a messenger, make a request, you should know what I love." ”
Lu Su thought for a while, looked at Liu Cong and said: "Hey, Liu Zhizhong, you and I met for the first time, we didn't have a relationship before, and we didn't live together, to be honest, I really don't know what hobbies you have, please tell me what hobbies you have, as long as you can do it, you will definitely try to meet it in the future." ”
When Liu Cong heard this, he smiled slyly, lowered his head and approached Lu Su and said, "I, Liu, am a stallion, I respect you and say, what do stallions like." ”
Lu Su was reluctant to listen to such unserious words, but he couldn't contradict Liu Cong, and complained in his heart: "It's not serious again, is this what was said at the negotiation table." ”
When Liu Cong saw it, he said with a wicked smile: "I, Liu Cong, just like women, Zijing doesn't know, really, why don't you understand the negotiation opponent like this, how can you negotiate successfully if you don't understand it like this." ”
When Lu Su heard this, he felt that there was a drama behind him, and thought: "If you like women, it's easy to do, I'll give you a few, there is nothing else in Dongwu, and there are beauties in the water town." Thinking of this, he asked: "Liu Zhizhong likes women, and he can withdraw the army after getting women." ”
"Of course." Liu Cong smiled evilly and said: "As long as Sun Quan satisfies me and provides me with stunning beauties, I will withdraw the army, and I will make a decision, but, Zijing, I tell you, there are many beauties in Jiangnan, but you are not allowed to fool me, the woman who sent me must be recognized by my own eyes." ”
"That's easy to do, send it over, please ask Liu Zhizhong to take a look at it first, look at it, you will stay; If you don't see it well, take it back, as long as you can withdraw the army, the two families will be good from now on, and Jiangnan women have. ”
"What's the trouble, send it over, I have so many soldiers, are you just waiting here to see Jiangnan Girl, Zijing, just do something."
"What, Liu Zhizhong, how do you say to do it?"
"Just send me the beauty I like."
"But if you don't see it, how can we know if you like it or not."
Liu Cong laughed, laughed hahaha, and said: "Actually, I Liu Cong already knew about Jiangnan Girl, so let's not be verbose, I'll name it, you just go back and send it over." ”
Lu Su said suspiciously: "Liu Zhizhong, please speak." ”
"Jiangnan Da Qiao Xiao Qiao, this is what I must use, you must send it to me this time."
Lu Su blushed when he heard it, although Lu Su didn't know how to scold, but he still scolded in his heart: "Bastard Liu Cong, such a thing?????? You still have to think about it, it doesn't work at all. When he scolded here, he said: "Liu Zhizhong knows who is Da Qiao and who is Xiao Qiao." ”
"I don't care who they are, I just like them, they are the sweethearts of my dreams, as long as you send them, I will ?????? No, Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao are two women, I can't use it, I have to use at least a dozen women to accompany me overnight, so I can sleep well, so let's bring Sun Quan's sister Sun Shangxiang over to sleep with me, it's not enough, bring Sun Quan's wife over, I heard that Sun Quan has married a seven-room wife, you go back and say, as long as he gives me the seven-room wife, and then sends Da Qiao Xiaoqiao, and then his sister Sun Shangxiang is on the hook, just ten beauties, in this way, it will be enough, I can sleep well in one night. ”
Liu Cong just spoke, and didn't look at Lu Su's face,
At this time, Lu Su's innocent face had already been turned into sauce by Liu Cong, like a cooked pork liver.
When Liu Cong turned his face to look, he saw Lu Su's face, so he pretended to be surprised and asked: "Envoy Lu, what's the matter, I have a heart attack, come here, pass on the army to Langzhong, come over to see the envoy Lu." ”
As soon as Lu Su heard that Liu Cong had changed the topic, his mood slowly calmed down, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Excuse me, I'm not sick, I was stimulated by what Liu Zhizhong said just now." ”
Liu Cong laughed and said: "Envoy Lu, you asked me to talk about the conditions, I asked for a few women, are you so angry, it's too stingy, these women are not your sisters, to be honest, Envoy Lu, is your sister, I sent it to use, will I treat you badly, you find a brother-in-law like me, you won't insult your Lu family's court." ”
Lu Su whispered: "Liu Zhizhong, I know who these women are and whose people they are. ”
"No matter who she is, she is also a woman, she has a woman's body, besides, no matter who these women are, to you Dongwu, send ten women, you will exchange it for a lifetime of peace, it is still cost-effective, Jiangnan people are fine, they will settle accounts, you calculate, ten women in exchange for the world is peaceful, it is not cost-effective."
Lu Su took a breath and said helplessly: "Da Qiao, it's Sun Ce's wife, and now she is widowed,
Xiao Qiao, Zhou Yu's wife, and Zhou Lang are in love with each other, and they are like mandarin ducks.
Sun Shangxiang is the sister of my lord Sun Quan, the pearl of the old lady's palm,
Also, Sun Quan's Seventh Wife?????? Who wants to give up their wife to someone else. ”
As soon as Liu Cong heard this, Huo stood up, paced a few steps, raised his head and pointed at Lu Su and said: "You Dongwu have no affection, since you want the two families to be reconciled, from now on join hands to deal with Cao Cao, Kuang Fu Han Room, why even ten women are reluctant to send over, this affection is not there, how to unite, how to work together, just go back, start tomorrow, I will start attacking the city immediately, after Wuchang conquers, take advantage of the victory to attack Chaisang, as soon as Chaisang breaks, I will take these ten beauties over to serve the banquet and sleep, hum, by that time, I can't help you if you want to, really, so stingy, even a few stinky women can't bear it. ”
Lu Su is just very confused in his heart, he was born in this world, and to this day, he has never seen any kind of person, but a person like Liu Cong who takes big things as a child's play has really never seen it, 089