Chapter 310: Playing Liu Bei's Little Brother
It is said that Emperor Han Ling trusts Liu Yu very much, and since Liu Yu, the imperial uncle of the Han family, recommended Liu Bei, Liu Bei has been registered in the heart of Emperor Han Ling.
Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty felt that he was fighting the tiger's brothers, and he went into battle with blood soldiers, and his blood was thicker than water.
Therefore, although the three young people in the capital did not take Liu Bei to play, Liu Bei could always get the approval of Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty, so as to stick to the three young people in the capital to go out on a mission. The world is so chaotic again, after a few battles, the one who climbs the system is called a fast.
Liu Bei became the general of Zhendong, the marquis of Yicheng Pavilion, and was affectionately called by Emperor Ling of Han as his royal brother. He has fully grown up, and he is no longer Qin Feng's little follower.
Moreover, Liu Bei, who has always had great ambitions, wants to take Qin Feng to open his first knife. He wants the world to know that he is the clan of the Han family, he is the pillar of the Han family, and only he can lead the Han family to prosper.
He wants to hold high the great banner of the Han clan, he wants to replace the position of the general He Jin, and lead the hundred officials to "run to the well-off".
He Jin was furious, and Yuan Kui was also angry, and they felt that although Liu Bei had the ability, he was too fucked up and a black sheep. After the incident, not to mention uniting to fight against the Ten Standing Servants, but to fight backwards, to impeach the mainstay of the imperial court against the Ten Standing Servants.
But no matter how angry they were with Liu Bei, they couldn't change Liu Bei's identity as a clan member of the Han family. Because of this identity, Emperor Ling of Han was very close to Liu Bei.
Now Zhang Rang was overjoyed, and said in his heart, pinch each other, you can find an opportunity to kill you.
When Emperor Han Ling heard that Qin Feng was abusing his power for personal gain and abusing his power, his face turned gloomy and he looked at him coldly.
Cao Cao's face darkened and said, "Brother Zijin, you must resist it." ”
Yuan Shaotou Avenue: "Resist, we all support you, sooner or later, one day, clean up Liu Bei, the rabbit cub." ”
Qin Feng scolded secretly, he had to go out of work, and said coldly: "There are many ringworms, how can this official abuse his power." Abuse of power for personal gain? ”
When the confrontation began, the hundred officials suddenly came to the spirit.
Liu Bei stretched his neck, shook his ears, and stared at his eyes. Da Yi said awe-inspiringly: "Then the official will count it carefully." He began to snap his fingers and said, "When Lord Qin's Huaxia Chamber of Commerce opened, he actually sent officials to maintain order. ”
He said to Emperor Han Ling: "At that time, the minister was still the northern lieutenant, and he received an order from Qin Feng. Although the minister felt that it was inappropriate. But Lord Qin was the minister's boss, and the minister had to obey his dispatch ....... ”
Liu Bei planned to count Qin Feng's sins from small to large, from light to severe.
Qin Feng couldn't let Liu Bei continue to say this, his temper, in the face of the enemy's attack, how could he not fight back?
So, Qin Feng intercepted Liu Bei's words and said, "Your Majesty." This is a misunderstanding, wait for the minister and General Zhendong to go aside and resolve the misunderstanding. ”
The hundred officials were stunned, and Emperor Han Ling was also confused, "Misunderstanding? ”
Under everyone's stupid gaze, Qin Feng grabbed it, but in fact, he clamped Liu Bei's neck with his arm, and walked towards the corner of the main hall.
Qin Feng was strong, and the more Liu Bei struggled, the more painful it became, and he screamed a few times. had to bend over and was pinched into the corner by Qin Feng.
When Qin Feng let go, Liu Bei's neck struggled and said angrily: "Qin Zijin." What are you doing? ”
Qin Feng sneered, and then clamped Liu Bei's neck with his left arm, and when Liu Bei had to bow his head and bend over, Qin Feng stretched out his right hand, and his thumb and middle finger were arched, covering Liu Bei's crotch is a fierce flick.
This one flicked. It's just like the ****** of the star master playing the little doll in later generations.
Liu Bei was clever for a while, and suddenly an unbearable sharp pain reached his mind, and he shouted: "Qin Zijin, what are you doing!" ”
Qin Feng grabbed Liu Bei's neck with his elbow and said, "Don't shout, it's a shame to attract the attention of others." ”
Liu Bei was impeached ******, and suddenly a wave of humiliation surged into his hero's heart, and he said angrily in a low voice: "Qin Zijin, you dare to impeach the official ******, you beat the important ministers of the court, and the official wants to sue the emperor!" "He wants the word "heavy" very seriously.
Qin Feng said with a smile: "You go and sue, this official is the champion Hou, a former general, see who will believe that this official ****** such a thing as playing you." ”
****** the champion Hou Dan Zhendong, the champion admired by Hainai? Liu Bei was dumbfounded when he heard this, and he felt that if he said this matter, he would be embarrassed and not say it, and no one would believe it.
Liu Bei exclaimed: "It's so despicable, there is a champion like you, it's really a shame for the champion, shameless, despicable!" ”
Qin Feng traveled through the Eastern Han Dynasty and competed for the world with Cao Cao and Liu Bei, the ancestors of Houheixue. You can only have the last laugh if you are darker and thicker than them. It's not black or thick, it can only be hateful.
He shrugged his shoulders indifferently, stuck out his middle finger and thumb, and flicked again.
Liu Bei wanted to call out in pain, but he didn't dare, after all, it was too embarrassing. He pondered in his heart, and felt that Qin Feng would definitely not bring him to the corner just to play him****** there must be something else.
Liu Bei covered his crotch and said angrily: "Qin Zijin, what are you going to do?" ”
Qin Feng sneered: "There are many ringworms, before impeaching others, you must first see if your ass is clean or not." ”
Liu Bei's eyes widened, "What do you mean?" ”
"What a mallet." Qin Feng said: "You impeach the master for abusing power for personal gain and abusing power. Let's take a look at what Lord Liu has, starting with the Yellow Turban Rebellion. ”
He crossed his fingers and began to count, "In the battle of Handan City, you didn't say that you fought bravely to kill the enemy, but repeatedly persuaded Ben General to retreat, this is the crime of slacking off the military aircraft." Besides, Youzhou crusaded against Zhang Chun's rebellion, and if you disobey orders, this is the crime of disobeying military orders. ”
"When you were the northern lieutenant, you did not strictly enforce the law, distorted the law, implemented illegal judgments, and let go of Zhang Rang's godson Zhang Tu, which is the crime of perverting the law."
"You are in Luoyang Tower, openly bribing the important ministers of the court, that is, the official of the court, as well as the Wei general Yuan Shao, and the later general Cao Cao."
The more Liu Bei listened, the more frightened he became, staring at his eyes at the moment, and exclaiming, "That's not a bribe!" That's just drinking for fun! ”
"Be quiet, not afraid of being heard?" Qin Feng smiled, and the ****** that covered Liu Bei flicked violently, and said, "It's not a bribe?" Who believes it? ”
He also said: "Also, as an official of the imperial court, you are not strict with yourself and borrow usury, which is the crime of corrupting the court. ”
"You and your brother are still performing under the overpass during working hours, which is dereliction of duty and dereliction of duty. The crime of dereliction of duty. ”
When Liu Bei heard so many crimes happening to him, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to scream, only covering his mouth with one hand and his painful crotch with the other. The eyes widened.
Qin Feng smiled: "I'll count it with you." The crime of slacking off military aircraft, the crime of disobeying military orders, the crime of perverting the law, the crime of breaking the government's program, and the crime of leaving one's post without permission. The crime of dereliction of duty, the crime of dereliction of duty. Seven crimes are punished together, you can't say it, you have to go under the head of the official's head. ”
This troubled era is different from the prosperous era, there are corrupt officials everywhere, and there are fetters everywhere. But if you want to get ahead, there is no clean one. If you want to be clean, you can't get ahead at all. It can be seen how many celebrities went to Xiyuan to spend money to buy officials.
It's just that everyone doesn't say it. But if you say it, it's all a thing, and it's a big thing. Emperor Han Ling couldn't run, let alone Liu Bei.
Liu Bei thought back carefully, what Qin Feng said was well-founded. He trembled and staggered, and his face changed greatly: "Qin Zijin, I have all those things in the past." ”
"Holy!" Qin Feng flicked Liu Bei's ****** violently for a while, and scolded: "Mom, it's so fresh." Master, those are also in the past. ”
Qin Feng flicked Liu Bei's little brother again, and said: "There are many ringworms, don't think that you are a member of the Han family, and you are called by Your Majesty as a royal brother." Are you too much? If you want to play this with your master in the system, why don't you do it? When he played Liu Bei again, he shouted, "Otherwise, let's try each other's sins to see if you die or your grandfather dies?" ”
Liu Bei endured the heart-rending pain that came from ******. He couldn't help but shudder, and he peeked at He Jin and Yuan Kui's angry gazes at him. He felt that if he and Qin Feng exposed each other, it was estimated that he must die first, because no one would help him.
Suddenly, Liu Bei became Qin Feng's little follower again, and said with a sneer: "My lord, my lord, this is where to speak." Liu Bei was just confused and confused just now. Please forgive me. ”
Within the system, it is not good for anyone to expose these things. Qin Feng saw Liu Bei soften, sneered, and ****** again.
Liu Bei lost the pride of his younger brother, and he became a little follower, and sure enough, he had the appearance of a little follower, and cried: "My lord, don't play, this is not a guqin, it is already swollen, swollen." ”
Qin Feng used his thumb and middle finger to form a bowstring again, flicked it twice, and said with a smile: "There is more ringworm, which is about the same thickness as the strings of the guqin, and if it is swollen, it can also increase the cost." Qin Fengxin said that it was no wonder that Liu Bei had a son, it turned out that he was a little brother.
Rao is Liu Bei is good at forbearance, and at this moment, he can't help the pain from his little brother, and he cried bitterly, "My lord, don't play......." He no longer has the appearance of carrying the flag just now, and has completely returned to the little follower. However, he didn't give up, he just felt that the time had not come. When the time comes, he will fight back.
Qin Feng walked from the corner to the middle of the hall, Liu Bei followed, he covered his crotch, and he couldn't straighten his waist in pain. Fortunately, he is a man, and if he were a woman, he would have been misunderstood a hundred times and a hundred times.
At the same time.
Outside the west gate of Luoyang City, a special team came.
The people in this team were all wearing big pants, sandals on their feet, curly golden hair, and blue eyes. The wind and dust are served, and the heart is haggard and embarrassed.
"What the hell!" The timid were scared away at that time.
The bold ones were onlookers, "Who are these people?" ”
"People from the Western Regions?"
This team is the Roman envoy team, led by Pompey, a descendant of the Glory Bloodline.
It is said that Pompey came all the way from Rome, and it was really difficult. After coming to the border of the Han Dynasty, Ben said that he went to the government to identify himself and be entertained and sent. However, no one was able to understand his words. On the contrary, because of their foreigners' appearance, many misunderstandings were caused, and the local government of the Han Dynasty along the way not only did not entertain them, but also arrested them.
Pompey could only hide in Tibet, but fortunately, someone came to Luoyang a hundred years ago and left a road map, so he was able to come here. Pompey endured a lot of hardships, but along the way he also saw the decline of the Han Dynasty, in his heart, although the Han Dynasty was a huge country, it could not be compared with the powerful and prosperous Roman Empire.
After a while, due to the different languages, the defenders of Luoyang saw the appearance of Pompey's devils and did not let them enter the city.
Pompey was furious and screamed, which instead attracted a large number of Han troops out of the city to surround his ranks.
Just when the two sides were about to fight, Guan Yu, who went out of the city to walk his horse, came back.
"Pompey?" Guan Yu was shocked at the time, he didn't expect to be able to see this Roman commander in Luoyang.
Pompey was overjoyed and exclaimed, "General Yu, Yunchang, Guan, quickly explain, I am here to meet your Emperor Majesty." ”
Guan Yu only understood the Western accent "Yu, Yunchang, Guan", and didn't understand a single other word. How can the second master not understand? When the defenders of the city cast an inquiring gaze, his big red face turned extremely red. (To be continued.) )