"Ziling, they are obviously in a group!" The fat man said angrily.

"How could I not know that these people speak in a weird way, where do they put me, a direct superior, in their eyes, and don't give them a little look, my status as a general will be lower and lower in the future!" Xu Ziling said fiercely. [Ran^Text^Library] []

"Yo hehe, who is this, making our right man angry like this!" Su Mei walked from opposite Xu Ziling with a smile.

"Well, why haven't I seen you these days?" Xu Ziling hadn't seen Su Mei for a long time, so he couldn't help but ask strangely.

"You can't see me, and you don't inquire, what if something happens to me?" Su Mei said with vinegar.

"Ah...... Ziling, you talk, I'm going to train the soldiers! The fat man gave Chu Liu a look, and the three of them left with a smile.

"You ......" Xu Ziling was going to explain something, just think about it, anyway, he has an inexplicable relationship with this Su Mei for a long time.

"Eh, your martial arts are so high, how could something happen, let's say, where did you go!" Xu Ziling Road.

"Xue Yantuo!" Su Mei said lightly.

…………

In the first year of Zhenguan, January 1, the East Palace Xiande Hall.

This epoch-making moment has finally arrived, and at the court meeting, Chen Shuda held the taste of the pun and read it for nearly three hours.

Xu Ziling looked at everyone's intoxicated expressions, and couldn't help but admire, looking at Lao Chen, who was studying seriously, Xu Ziling also secretly admired, this guy is really talented, and he was basically praising Li Shimin for three hours, and he didn't know how this guy came up with so many disgusting words, even Li Shimin was embarrassed when he heard it.

went down to the court in a daze, and Chang He immediately found Xu Ziling.

Looking at Chang He's excited face, Xu Ziling asked, "How is it?" Results so soon? ”

"Yes, that guy turned out to be from the Zheng family in Xingyang! And the status in the family is still very high, but I found a strange phenomenon, this person secretly went to Sikong Pei Lin Mansion last night, and he looked very careful! "Chang He Dao.

"Pei Lian?" After Xu Ziling heard Pei Lian, his face changed slightly, how could this important minister of the Wude period, a trendsetter of the era who supported Li Jiancheng, walk with the family?

"Are you free tonight?" Xu Ziling said mysteriously to Chang He.

Chang He's face was stunned, and he immediately remembered the moment when the fat man in Gyeongju touched Xu Ziling's buttocks, and hurriedly waved his hand, "Captain, I don't like men!" ”

"Fuck off!" Xu Ziling said angrily, just like you, even if Lao Tzu is as good as Longyang, Lao Tzu can't look down on you!

"Oh, that's not it, what's the matter?" Chang He immediately put his mind at ease.

"Blow up Zheng Rende's house!" Xu Ziling said flatly.

"What? What does it mean? Chang He was stunned, I heard that the three fat men and Zheng Rende had a bad quarrel yesterday, and even Xu Ziling didn't solve it, and several people thought that Xu Ziling was afraid of Zheng Rende, but they couldn't imagine that this guy was holding back the bad!

On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, Shangyuan Festival, the market was lit up, and Xu Ziling, Zhang Lianu, and Taoer held hands and enjoyed the carnival of the festival.

Firecrackers, lanterns, and firelights on the street reflect the entire Chang'an as if it were daylight.

Internal Guard, Zheng Rende's office.

"Is it buried?" Chang He whispered to the six Chu brothers who were pouting their butts and burying something on the ground.

"Alright, alright, you can aim a little!" Chu Liu said in a low voice, "This time it's a bit sufficient!" ”

"Hehe, don't worry, aren't you at ease with my archery?" Chang He was holding a bow in his hand, there was an arrow on the bow, and there was a spark on the arrow, Chang He let go of his hand, the arrow was off the string, and only a deafening sound was heard, which shook several people.

"I'm glad I listened to my lord!" Chu Liu took off the cotton cloth in his ears, "Hurry up!" ”

A few people left happily, "Let that guy be rampant and see how he works!" Chu Liu said with a smile, "Let's go, let's drink!" ”

"Hehe, okay, but what kind of gunpowder is the captain, it's really powerful, a good house, just like that, it's blown up, it's like a dog gnawing!" Chang He said excitedly.

"That's, don't look at who the captain is!"

"Wait, what else does the captain seem to have told us?" Chu Qi said.

Chang He He Chu Liu was shocked by this explosion and couldn't close his mouth, how could he still remember what Xu Ziling had confessed, fortunately Chu Qi reminded him.

Chang He slapped his thigh, yes, go quickly! Several people hurriedly came to a place, pinched their noses and said: "It's so stinky, I don't know how these hurtful moves, how adults came up with them, it's too despicable!" ”

Several people quickly spread bags of feces on the front and back doors of Zheng Rende's mansion, and then quickly found a place where they could see the gate of Zheng Mansion and hid.

Sure enough, Zheng Rende, who was originally going to get a new concubine Wushan ** with him at home, after hearing the news, hurriedly dressed up, his face was very unkind, and he rushed out of the main gate first, and there were words in his mouth: "If Lao Tzu finds out who did it, he will definitely pick it ......up."

"Ouch, which one killed a thousand knives, my shoes! My clothes, vomit ......" Zheng Rende has unconsciously walked to the center of the feces.

At this moment, I found that the inside of my shoes and pants, as well as the hem of my skirt, were all covered with feces.

Zheng Rende was furious, and those people behind him couldn't help but cover their noses when they saw it! Not far away, Chang He and the three of them were already happy, "Captain! Despicable! After saying that, the three of them hurriedly ran to the back door of the Zheng Mansion.

Zheng Rende said to his family in a huff: "What are you laughing at, hurry up and clean it up for me!" Then he hurried back, washed up, changed into new clothes, and quickly went out the back door.

Zheng Rende felt slimy under his feet, this scene seemed to be exactly the same as just now, and his nose was full of monstrous stench.

Zheng Rende was about to cry, slowly lowered his head, and then roared: "Which one killed a thousand knives!" What kind of grievance does the old man have with you! Ahh......h

"Haha! Ahaha! This is the most comfortable Shangyuan Festival I've ever had in my life," Chang He laughed, "Now we can go drink, vomit...... It stinks! ”

…………

In the market, Yang Ma asked the fat man and Zhou Ping'er to go to the market at night in a commanding tone, and Zhou Ping'er knew that Yang Ma was matching the fat man and Zhou Ping'er.

It's just that the fat man and Zhou Ping'er were walking on the street, and they didn't know what to say.

"You slut! It turns out that there are already men outside! Come and judge! Xue Shixi was unkempt, grabbed Zhou Ping'er's skirt and shouted.

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