Chapter Ninety-Nine: The First Time I

Without the harassment of the phone, the hawker slept very peacefully, and he was really tired, he was squeezed by Li Yue'er for a night, drove for another day, and sat on a boat in the middle of the night, and his iron body couldn't resist, there was really no ploughed land, only tired cattle, not to mention that the hawker felt that his surname was in response to this sentence. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

When I got up in the morning, when the vendor stretched out on the bed, I heard the rattling sound in the cracks of the bones, which felt so wonderful, and after getting up and washing, I grabbed my bag and went to check out, and the vendor saw several business cards under the crack in the door, all of which were pictures of beautiful women.

Shaking his head and kicking it to the side, he went out to check out, the vendor opened his mobile phone and looked at it, only to find that it was not far from the famous small commodity distribution center in the country.

So the hawker drove to the market and went around, and when he came to this hawker, he saw that people said that he was a representative small commodity market in the country, and he didn't blow it.

From the stockings on the feet to the head flowers, there is everything, all kinds of copycat genuine goods are dazzling, and the hawkers buy all the way, the quantity is a thousand per style, and after a turn, the hawker finally realizes the happiness of being a woman.

Find an unfinished building, the hawker asked people to send things here, pack them up, pat the ring on their hands, and the hawker thought about whether to go back to Yangzhou directly or go to other places to go around again.

Lighting a cigarette and thinking about the next road, the hawker looked boredly at the small advertisement that someone had just stuffed into the car glass, and the place name that Teng Ran had heard of appeared in his eyes --- Hengdian!

The hawker suddenly came to curiosity, I heard that the devil killed here every year can circle the earth eight times, and I don't know if it's true or not, so it's better to take this opportunity to see and see, thinking of doing it, the hawker threw away the cigarette, and followed the navigation to Hengdian with a small bread.

After driving for more than two hours, the hawker entered the world's largest anti-Japanese base, along the way there were many carriages written with a certain crew's box goods, the hawker knew that he had found the right way, followed the box goods forward, and soon saw a famous slogan xx Welcome to you!

Pouting at the slogan, would you still welcome it if you don't have money? After complaining, the hawker entered the town near the film and television base.

The time when the hawkers arrived was the time for people's lunch break, and the streets were full of costumes running out of the windy group performances, from the ancient primitive people to the modern green tea, so that the hawkers were overwhelmed and had a feeling of crossing again.

The hawker's bread moved slowly, and when she saw the beautiful girl, the hawker whistled at the person without a taste, and the beauty thought it was a trench, but when she saw that it was a broken bread, she pouted and rolled her eyes, disgusting the hawker, so annoying that she actually looked down on the invincible bread of the cow master, and she didn't know it.

Gave a blue hibiscus to a passer-by, the vendor asked for the location of the film and television city, found a place to park the car nearby, and the vendor bought a ticket to go in, he planned to see the architectural styles of a dynasty, and then take a photo, and copy it in the Tang Dynasty when the time comes.

So the hawker walked and filmed, and walked to a Tang Dynasty-style palace, and the hawker also saw a Tang Dynasty scene in the shooting, but when he saw the time of people's costumes and props, the hawker scolded his mother in his heart.

The crew filmed the scene of the palace banquet, looking at the food on the actor's table, the hawker almost threw it out, what a modern prop, your family ate stir-fried vegetables in the Tang Dynasty, and the clothes worn by the actors, I will go, the hawker can't bear to complain, and feels that it is an insult to his IQ to watch it again.

Leaving the Tang Dynasty palace, the hawkers saw their favorite scene on a street scene with the style of the Republic of China, a crew filmed an anti-Japanese film, a group of little devils with hideous faces and obscene pig suddenness, and a few people in the fortress on the corner of the street pierced the country. Soldiers in military uniforms are fighting "bloodily"!

The empty bag of bullets is really like a rain of bullets, and the hawkers want to go over and ask, where did you buy the 38 shots in this burst, and how many members do you have to charge?

Between the two sides of the battle, there was a director wearing a gray vest and holding a scroll of scripts and wearing a cap and kept shouting, "Click, that look over there is sharper, click, that, you're dead, you don't know, click, formation, pay attention to the formation,, what the are you, click, what the assistant director, come here, look at what you are looking for, one or two have not eaten or how to drop"

A person who looked at his identity was so short walked up to the director and kept making amends, and the director waved the script in his hand, "Replace people, change the captain of the devil squad, have you ever seen such a righteous devil, find me someone more obscene"

The hawker approached a few actors and wanted to take a closer look, but the assistant director's words were heard by the hawker in his ears, "Director, where are you going to find someone now, the obscene ones have been picked up by other crews"

The director doesn't care about the assistant director's pleas, "I don't care, if you can't find someone, you can figure it out yourself, otherwise you will leave"

The assistant director was still begging, and the hawker happened to come up to a few devil actors and almost "Hey, buddy, does it have the job of a flower girl to play this thing?" ”

The actor who played the devil took the vendor's cigarette and smiled lewdly at the vendor, "What do you say?"

The vendor touched his chin and smiled obscenely, "You guys have good welfare."

The devil "begged, eighty a day plus a boxed lunch"

The director was about to scold the actor for not doing his job, and he saw the hawker at a glance, "Hey, that person is good, look at that expression, how obscene"

The assistant director turned his head to look at the vendor pointed by the director, "But that's not our actor."

"It's not okay, you go and ask, if he's willing to make a cameo"

"Yes" The assistant director walked up to the peddler, "Dude, do me a favor, how about a cameo appearance as the captain of the devil squad, don't worry, I'll die as soon as I appear, less than ten minutes, a hundred yuan, do you want to do it?" ”

The hawker thinks that a hundred yuan is a lot, but playing a devil is still the kind that dies as soon as he appears, and it is not the kind that spoils the good family, so forget it, "Don't do it, I'm just here to play"

The deputy director was not discouraged, "Dude, do me a favor, just ten minutes, and I'll give you another bag of China"

The devil lying on the ground also persuaded the peddler, "Dude, the conditions are good, let's agree"

The peddler pondered for a while, and ten minutes later, a crookedly dressed devil squad leader appeared in the camera with an obscene expression, and after another ten minutes, his obscene expression was a little unwilling to lie on the ground, as if he was reminiscing about why he appeared here, and his eyes were braided with a little longing for his hometown and reflection on the war.

Director "Click, perfect, assistant director, yes, this person has perfectly interpreted the temperament of the devil, it's like a womb, you go and ask him if he is willing to go with the group"

The assistant director found the hawker with the director's will, and the hawker took his salary and shook his head into a rattle, joking, only 300 plus 30 boxed lunches a day, Niu Ye tens of thousands of dollars a second, how can you grind your teeth.

Out of the film and television city, the hawker watched his red-faced grandpa who had just arrived become green-faced, the parking fee was really expensive, the car drove out of the parking lot, the hawker looked at the big girl and the little daughter-in-law who had finished work, and thought about whether to bottle Evergrande Ice Spring above the front of the car, but I don't know if anyone will take the water on the van!

Driving aimlessly, when the vendor found a restaurant and was ready to eat, a slap in the face from PIA next to him made the hawker suddenly come to the spirit, because some people around exclaimed "What a tough girl"

After the hawker surrounded him, he found that it was a woman who slapped a man, and the man was covering his face and raising his hand high, but there were too many onlookers around, and the hand did not fall, the girl looked good, if he hit this one, it would be difficult to guarantee that there was no hero who saved the beauty and beat him halfway.

The vendor crossed his feet and looked into the crowd and patted the shoulder of a buddy in front of him, "What's wrong?" ”

"What's the matter, the head of the group has deducted the money of other little girls"

"Oh" This thing was everywhere, and the peddler was not surprised, he was curious that the girl seemed to be a little familiar, where had he seen it! (To be continued.) )