Chapter 2 Li II
It is said that the world after Pangu opened the world is the world of the desolation, and after hundreds of millions of years of evolution, the world of the desolation has three innate races: dragon, phoenix, and unicorn, and the three clans have disappeared one after another after the battle, and then there is the battle of the Dao and the Demon, and finally Hongjun won. After Hongjun became sanctified, he preached the way of heaven in Zixiao Palace, and finally accepted six disciples: Laozi, Yuan Shi, Tongtian, Nuwa, Jieyin, and Zhun Ti.
From time to time, there are two clans of witches and demons are in turmoil, the witch clan is headed by the twelve ancestral witches, and the demon clan is headed by one or two emperors, and the two clans are in charge of the sky and the earth, and the two sides have withdrawn from the historical stage after three wars. Then Nuwa created people and sanctified, and the other five were also sanctified one after another, and then went through the era of three emperors and five emperors, until Xia Qi established the Xia Dynasty, and then the Shang Dynasty was established. It was also in the last years of the Shang Dynasty that the flood world experienced a calamity, which was originally used to seal the gods, but I didn't expect that the last Five Saints War finally shattered the desolation.
Hongjun personally sorted out the heaven and earth, and together with the six saints and Zhen Yuanzi's book of the earth, a large number of desolate fragments were gathered to form the earth immortal realm. The rest of the flood desolation fragments formed three thousand worlds, six thousand middle thousand worlds, nine thousand small thousand worlds, and this world is a small thousand worlds.
Li Ran spent a long time explaining to Li Shimin and Empress Changsun, and the shocked Li Shimin couldn't come back to his senses. After taking a sip of tea, Li Ran asked Li Shimin, who had not yet come back to his senses, "That, it's not early, can you eat?"
Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, then nodded, and then said, "I'll arrange for someone to serve the meal first."
After a while, Li Ran and Li Shimin's eldest grandson and queen sat at the dinner table. There are not many dishes, but everything is very delicate and tastes authentic.
After the meal, Li Ran said: "I said, Li Er, I just got full, you let people take me for a walk in the palace, it will help digestion, hehe"
Li Shimin's face darkened, okay, although you are an immortal, but I am also the emperor of this world, is it okay to call Li Er? No! Shame on you! Empress Eldest Sun looked at Li Shimin, whose face was dark, and hurriedly said to Li Ran: "Li Ran, the second brother is the saint today."
Li Ran's missing tendon almost continued: "I know that Li Er is the emperor."
Li Er roared: "Don't call me Li Er"
Li Ran nodded suddenly and said, "Li Er, I don't call you, what is Li Er's name?"
Empress Eldest Sun thought for a while and smiled: "Otherwise, you can call the second brother like me", and after finishing speaking, she glanced at Li Shimin meaningfully.
Li Shimin was stunned when he saw Empress Changsun's eyes, and then nodded as if he had reacted. How do you know that Li Ran retorted: "No, the generations are messed up"
Empress Eldest Sun was stunned for a moment and asked, "What kind of generation is messed up?"
Li Ran smiled embarrassedly, but still said: "What, your daughter Li Li is beautiful, virtuous and temperamental, and your second daughter Li Mingda is smart and beautiful, I like them very much, since I came to Datang, I have to marry them back."
Empress Eldest Sun was stunned for a moment, and Li Shimin smiled sinisterly: If you want to marry my daughter, is it so easy, you still called me Li Er just now.
Li Shimin simply refused: "No"
Li Ran was stunned, and Empress Eldest Sun was also stunned, being able to marry an immortal family was a good thing that I couldn't think of, why didn't I agree.
Li Shimin asked suspiciously: "Li Ran, you are an immortal, didn't you say that immortals can't get married?"
Li Ran retorted: "I'm not an immortal now, I can marry a wife, especially a princess, her life is noble, and she is just a match."
Li Shimin said again: "Even if I can marry a wife, I can't marry my two daughters to you."
Li Ran smiled confidently: "I have an elixir that can make you live to be 100 years old, and you won't have any pain before you are 100 years old."
In ancient times, living to the age of seventy was considered a high life, not to mention that there would be no illness. Li Shimin was a little hesitant, but Li Shimin still said: "I won't give marriage, if you have the ability, you can pursue it yourself, if their sisters are willing, I will agree"
Li Ran nodded happily, but then said a little embarrassedly: "What, Wu Shun and Wu Zhao, the sisters of the Ying Guo family, you can give me a concubine."
Li Shimin said angrily: "Li Ran, even though you are an immortal, but if you marry my daughter, you still want to marry someone else, do you treat me as nothing?"
Looking at the angry two, Li Ran hurriedly explained: "The life of the martial sisters is too expensive, except for you, I am the only one who can suppress it."
When Li Shimin heard this, he thought of what Li Ran said before, that the Tang Dynasty was taken away by women, so he asked with certainty: "You mean, the Wu sisters will be the female emperor who replaces my Tang Dynasty?"
Li Ran nodded and said, "That was before, and now that I'm here, this kind of thing won't happen."
The eldest grandson queen said helplessly: "Marry the princess, marry the horse again, this is not in harmony with the etiquette system"
Li Ran said a little unhappily: "Beauty, you are wrong, I am also a half-immortal, not the princess to marry, but I to marry, in the future, the princess will live in my mansion."
Li Shimin said playfully: "Do you have a mansion?"
Li Ran smiled embarrassedly and said, "What, Li Er, you can send me a mansion."
Li Shimin said angrily: "Get out, get back to your immortal realm for me"
Empress Eldest Sun smiled and said to Li Ran: "Li Ran, the second brother is your future father-in-law."
Li Ran looked at Li Shimin, who was angry, and took out two pills to please him: "What, there are two pills of immortal hundred-year-old pills, one for each father-in-law and mother-in-law, this is a little bit of the son-in-law's heart."
Empress Changsun took the pill and suddenly a medicinal fragrance came, smelling the medicinal fragrance, Empress Changsun felt that her whole body was a lot easier, so she handed the pill to Li Shimin. Li Shimin naturally felt the strength of the pill, but what if this pill was poison, could such a good pill be given out casually! This immortal hundred-year-old pill is also attractive to ordinary people, for Li Ran: a little exchange point can be exchanged for a bottle, and there are ten grains in a bottle, which is worthless! Seeing Li Shimin's hesitation, Li Ran, who lacked roots and tendons, said: "If you don't take it again, the effectiveness of this pill will be lower and lower."
Empress Eldest Sun looked at Li Shimin hesitated, then looked at Li Ran, who was lacking roots, and after thinking about it, she took out one and swallowed it. For Empress Changsun, this elixir is very precious, it is impossible for others to test the medicine, and only she can, if there is no problem, she is also relieved to let Li Shimin take it, besides, she believes in this young man. After seeing the eldest grandson queen taking the medicine, Li Shimin was very anxious, so he gritted his teeth and swallowed the pill directly.
After the pill entered his abdomen, Li Shimin felt a warm current wandering all over his body, and he felt that his body was full of strength, so he was relieved. But then Li Shimin straightened up and said: "Lizhi still has brothers and sisters, I don't think Lizhi wants to watch her brothers and sisters leave so early."
Li Ran, who was lacking roots, finally didn't lack anything in these ten seconds, so he said: "The remaining pills are my dowry, wait for Lizhi and her son-in-law, that is, Mingda, when will they get married, then I will give you the rest."
Li Shimin angrily threw his sleeves and left, and Li Ran shouted from behind: "Tell you bad news, Jieli will hit Chang'an with an army of 200,000 in ten days, remember to prepare a mansion for me."
I don't know if Li Shimin heard it, but watching him speed up his pace, I think I should have heard it. Empress Eldest Sun asked a little worriedly, "Li Ran, what you said can't be true, right?"
Li Ran said: "Beautiful mother-in-law, don't worry, don't talk about 200,000 troops, even 1 million troops will be fine!" Mother-in-law, it's good if you call me Xianzhi, this is the word I just obtained."
Empress Eldest Sun nodded with a helpless smile and said, "Xianzhi, I'll take you to visit the palace, and by the way, go to see the beauty."
In the Ganlu Palace, Li Shimin and the old ministers of Tiance Mansion were all discussing Li Ran. Li Shimin said: "He has woken up, and I also heard him talk about the immortal realm, he wants to stay in Datang now, what do you say I should do?"
Li Shimin's brother-in-law, Sun Wuji, asked: "Your Majesty, you can build a Taoist temple outside Chang'an City for him to live in."
Li Shimin said playfully: "He asked me for a mansion, and he also wanted to marry my daughter Lizhen"
The ministers were speechless in an instant, is this what a Taoist priest would say! Li Shimin continued: "He also said that in ten days, Jieli will bring 200,000 troops to the outside of Chang'an City, what do you say should be done?"
The ministers were silent for a while, not believing it, in case the call came, there would not be so many defenders in Chang'an City now. If you believe it, Jieli will not come by then, you must know that the Tang Dynasty has not yet been pacified, and troops are needed everywhere. Li Shimin asked directly to the eldest grandson Wuji: "Auxiliary machine, you can talk about it"
The eldest grandson Wuji thought for a while and said, "Your Majesty, I don't know how capable Daochang Li is?" If Daochang Li is capable, we don't have to worry about it."
Li Shimin thought about it, he really didn't know how capable Li Ran was, so he shook his head and said he didn't know. But then he said to his father-in-law on the side: "Go and invite Li Ran"
Not long after, a voice suddenly came from inside the Ganlu Palace: "Father-in-law, what are you looking for me?"
The sudden appearance of the voice startled everyone, and when they saw who it was, the ministers fell silent. However, Li Shimin said seriously: "Li Ran, I haven't agreed to marry my daughter to you."
Li Ran nodded and then asked, "Li Er, what are you looking for me?"
Li Shimin's eyes were dark, but seeing that the ministers either looked up or lowered their heads in contemplation, Li Shimin's face was a little better. However, Li Shimin still said playfully: "Li Ran, just now I asked the ministers how to arrange you, and the ministers said that they would build a Taoist temple for you, and they were unwilling to marry the princess to you."
Li Ran was furious when he heard this, the anger of the puppet was splashed with blood in five steps, the anger of the Son of Heaven, the floating corpses were millions, the immortals were angry, and the soul could not be reborn. Immediately, a coercion swept across the ministers, not the coercion of the superior but the coercion of the strong. Although Li Ran lacks roots and tendons, it does not mean that he is a fool, if not, I am afraid that the ministers will not lie on the ground, but die under coercion. It was still the eldest grandson Wuji who was smarter, and hurriedly said: "Daochang Li, we agree that the emperor will marry the princess to you, and send you another mansion."
Li Ran also accepted it when he saw it, so he slowly accepted the coercion. The ministers felt that the coercion on their bodies was gradually disappearing, so they breathed a sigh of relief, so they all spoke: "Your Majesty, the ministers agree to marry the princess to Li Daochang."
Li Ran nodded with satisfaction, and then looked at Li Shimin eagerly. Although he didn't know what the ministers had just experienced, seeing the performance of the ministers, Li Shimin knew that the joke just now had become bigger. However, Li Shimin hurriedly opened the topic and said, "All the Qing family should know Li Ran's ability, right?"
The ministers were silent, but for the sake of insurance, Li Shimin still asked: "Li Ran, Jieli is coming with an army of 200,000, can you do anything?"
Li Ranqi said: "What's the matter with me?"
Li Shimin said with a dark face: "Do you still want to marry my daughter?"
Li Ran said helplessly: "I am only responsible for bringing Jieli's head back to you, and I will not interfere with the rest."
Although he was very dissatisfied, as long as he did a good job, it would be easy to drive away the 200,000 troops. As for the rest, it was the affairs of those ministers, and Li Ran left very boringly.
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