Chapter 291: Drunk Again
Tuoba Sigong's actions surprised everyone present, this guy is really daring. But for the sake of the loot this time, the big guy is also heartbroken.
However, the most casualty unit, Tuoba Sigong took the initiative and did nothing. However, Li Bao had been belittling him just now, but he didn't care at all, and he could see that this person was very extraordinary.
The ancestor of the Western Xia Kingdom, Tuoba Sigong, had already emerged in Xiazhou in the last years of Xiantong, serving as a partial general in Xiazhou, and later when the Huangchao thieves were corrupting the north and south of the river, the Tang Dynasty only cared about suppressing bandits and had no energy to pay attention to the situation in the northwest. And with the love of the soldiers of Youzhou and Xiazhou, many good generals have been accumulated.
Tuoba Sigong, who has now become a prince, actually doesn't even want his own dignity for some money and things, and this kind of thing can only be done by a Hu person like him. If you are a Han Chinese, you will never accept this condition.
Tuoba Sigong did this, and it was Li Bao who was most shocked, but he quickly understood. He grinned and said, "Tuoba Thorn Shi saluted so simply, Lone is very surprised, but you are so fast, Lone's words have not been finished." ”
"Oh, what else does the king have to say, the king can compete for such a great feat, all because of the desperate courage of a certain kind of soldiers, the king has oil and water, he must give some oil and water to these coolies. Besides, how much the king gives, it is the king's heart, and there is no complaint. It's just that I heard that the king has always been bold, so I guess I won't disappoint someone this time. ”
Li Bao listened to Tuoba Sigong's words, and said in his heart: This guy is really strict in his speech, leaving no loopholes. However, this time, all he could take out was the clothes and armor taken off the peasant army, and some money looted by Shang Rang and others.
As for grain and Dingkou, they must not be allowed out, and these are the two things that Weizhou is most in short supply now. So Li Bao continued: "In the battle of Qingshui Town, the Weizhou army obtained 23,000 pieces of clothing and armor, 300,000 pieces of money, and a few pieces of grain. Lone took out 13,000 pieces of armor and 200,000 pieces of money as a military envoy, how about the hard work this time? ”
When Tuoba Sigong heard this, his face immediately turned cold, there are so many families who share this little thing, how much can they share? He exchanged glances with the others, and then he spoke, "Is this thing from the king called Hanako?" A certain subordinate was born and died, but in exchange for this little profit? ”
Li Bao laughed, looked at Tuoba Sigong contemptuously and said, "Why aren't you called Hanako?" Lone led the army to win this Shang Rang's rout with the sharp weapons and tricks in my Weizhou army, you chased after Shang Rang's ass and didn't do anything, what kind of heart did you have? Don't you want to preserve your strength and take advantage of the opportunity?
Lone Quan Annihilation still let the remnants of Lone's ability, you don't have the ability to come to Lone with a shy face to ask for a share of the profits, Lone took out these things, you are still chattering crookedly, forget it, Lone changed his mind and didn't give it. ”
When Tuoba Sigong heard this, he actually provoked Li Bao, and now the gains outweighed the losses, so he hurriedly laughed and said: "The king is angry, a certain party is just a joke, the king should not be with a certain general knowledge." ”
Li Bao sneered, "Lone just gave you insight, what's the matter?" ”
When Tuoba Sigong saw it, he was also dumbfounded. This auspicious king Li Bao is really a ruthless character who can't be provoked, angry, and can't be offended. Although the Weizhou army under his command has few people, their secret weapon is really powerful, and one battalion can overthrow several battalions of their own cavalry.
In addition, Li Bao is Zheng Jin's grandson-in-law, they don't look at the monk's face to see the Buddha's face, and they have to give Zheng Zheng a face. Moreover, in this battle of Longweipi, Zheng Zheng became famous in one battle. The Tang Dynasty will definitely not be stingy with his reward, and Zheng Jin's prestige and prestige will be raised to the highest at that time. If he offends Zheng Zheng because of this, he will be stupid. However, although Li Bao gave little loot, no matter how small the mosquito leg was, it was still meat, and this time his soldiers lost a lot.
So Tuoba Sigong turned to Zheng Zheng and said, "Zheng Dutong, look at this ......"
Zheng Zheng saw Li Bao playing Tuoba Sigong and others like this, and he was also a little happy in his heart, after all, Li Bao was still his grandson-in-law, of course he was towards Li Bao. But if it is really as Li Bao said, it would be too much not to give these military leaders some profits.
So at this time, only he is suitable to be a peacemaker, so he spoke: "Okay, King Ji should not be angry. Rest assured, all the envoys, this is the result of your concerted efforts. King Ji didn't get much spoils, but he was willing to share it with all the envoys, this intention is really rare, and the envoys are not insatiable people, just for the sake of the inevitable death and injury of the sons and daughters of the war, you want to comfort the dead and want to take more, a certain can also be understood. This battle was ordered by the sage, so the court will not chill the loyal ministers in the future, and there will be a reward soon, so don't be anxious, just wait patiently. ”
Zheng Jin's words were all-encompassing, peaceful and upright. So everyone present nodded.
Seeing that everyone accepted his mediation, he turned to Li Bao and continued: "Since the king has agreed to Tuoba Assassin History, don't be willful anymore, it's better to make this promise, so that the Quartet can spread the prestige of King Ji's bold and magnificent, how about it?"
Li Bao laughed and said, "Since Zheng Dutong said so, Gu naturally agreed." As for those who are greedy and insatiable, just ignore him. ”
As soon as Tuoba Sigong saw that Zheng Zheng had solved the matter, he immediately smiled on his face, approached Li Bao's side and asked, "When can the loot be delivered?" ”
Li Bao looked at this guy's grinning face, and said in his heart: It's so thick-skinned, you don't even care when Lao Tzu said that just now, well, it's really a famous saying of later generations, people are invincible if they are cheap, I obey U!
Li Bao squeezed out a light smile, and then said: "Go to Gu's chamberlain Hu Sanbao to handle this matter, Lone has no time to pay attention to you." After speaking, Li Bao flashed to the side and no longer paid attention to Tuoba Sigong.
Now that the goal has been achieved, everyone is relieved. So after Zheng Jin's suggestion to have dinner together, everyone responded positively.
The banquet was still prepared by Li Bao, and the singers and dancers were ready-made, so after the joyful banquet began, everyone gradually let go of their restraints and began to drink with each other.
Li Bao deliberately kept his distance from everyone, but he still couldn't avoid the bombardment of everyone, so Li Bao soon got drunk. He had no memory of what happened later.
By the time Li Bao woke up again, he was already on his way back to Weizhou. Hu Sanbao, who was serving Li Bao, saw that Li Bao was sober, his face was full of smiles, and there were some bruises on his face.
"Lang Jun, are you awake? How do you feel now, and is there anything particularly uncomfortable about it? Hu Sanbao asked with concern.
Li Bao turned his head, looking at the roof of the carriage, and slowly sensing all parts of his body. In addition to the headache after waking up from a hangover, he only felt some pain in his hands and feet.
After moving his wrists and ankles, he couldn't help but exhale in pain. "What's wrong with me?"
Hu Sanbao looked at Li Bao's confused eyes, and he laughed and said, "Lang Jun really doesn't remember?" ”
As soon as Li Bao saw Hu Sanbao's expression, he immediately understood that he was drinking a fragment again. He said slightly angrily: "Don't sell you bastard, hurry up." ”
Hu Sanbao smiled and said in a low voice: "The king showed his might last night, and taught Tuoba Sigong, Qiu Gongyu, Cheng Zongchu and others in one fell swoop, and earned back face for our Weizhou army. ”
"What? I actually beat all those knots? Oh my God! Li Bao held his head in his hands and said helplessly.
"Yes, the king beat them several by himself. Hehe, it's really unstoppable! Greatly increase the face of my Weizhou army. When Hu Sanbao said, he didn't forget to shout with his fists, and his appearance made Li Bao see it, and he felt that this guy was very talented as a cheerleader.
"Come, help me up. And then he said, "Tell me the details." I really forgot. ”
Hu Sanbao first helped Li Bao up, let him lean on the carriage, and then whispered about the incident of last night's banquet battle.
Last night's Li Bao didn't plan to have deep friendships with those warlords at first, so he deliberately drank less, who knew that those guys should have made an appointment and poured wine into Li Bao one by one. As the host, Zheng Ji has a lively mentality and does not stop at all. So Li Bao slowly got drunk. Later, because Zheng Zheng was old, he no longer insisted, so he left early.
When Li Bao was drunk and unconscious, his true nature was exposed, and he scolded many warlords. And Tuoba Sigong and others also drank a lot in order to get drunk Li Bao, so after hearing Li Bao's scolding, they couldn't stand it anymore with the alcohol, so the two sides became scolded.
Li Bao scolded everyone for being warlords, disloyal and unfilial, and the other party scolded Li Bao for having no one in his eyes and being cunning.
Gradually, as the strength of the wine surged, the two sides felt that the scolding could no longer solve the problem, so they began to move. Qingshui Town has always been under the control of the Weizhou Army, so at the banquet scene in Qingshui Town, Hu Sanbao has been suppressing the few personal guards under many warlords in order to make Li Bao happy.
Seeing that the two sides were doing it, Hu Sanbao was afraid that Li Bao would make a mistake, so he ordered someone to come forward to help Li Bao, and the later scene became Li Bao punching and kicking those warlords who were caught by his men, no matter how they struggled and cursed, Li Bao just blindly vented his dissatisfaction.
After finally repairing those warlords, Hu Sanbao immediately ordered Song Wentong and Yang Siqi to quietly set up camp and leave at night.
As for the unlucky guys and their subordinates, they were arranged by Hu Sanbao in the demolition of the courtyard of the big family, and they were tied up solidly. Then they sent to inform their respective lieutenants that their chief had been left to rest by King Ji because it was late at night.
Hearing this, Li Bao couldn't hold back any longer, laughed, and pointed at Hu Sanbao while laughing: "You guy is good, deep in my heart." ”
Hu Sanbao listened to Li Bao's praise, was happy in his heart, and said naturally: "That is, the slave maid has been following Lang Jun for the longest time, and of course I have learned a little bit of Lang Jun's fur. Hey! ”
Li Bao's laughter is getting louder and louder, but there are also times when he is happy and sad, the pain on his body is not yet good, he laughs so recklessly, it will immediately cause the pain, so Li Bao's laughter mixed with pain and inhalation floated over the official road, plus the sound of the caravan and the carriage, as well as the human voice, the sound of horses, all kinds of sounds mixed into a happy concerto.
Joy is very!